Final Fantasy 8
PART 1
Zell and Squall are at home eating hotdogs (go fig) and Squall says................
Squall-YUCK!! GROSS!! These hotdogs suck! Zell-I'll take them then! Squall-Go ahead, I'll have Man & Cheese for lunch. Zell-You're lost. Squall -.- (Zell continue eating his hotdogs while Squall makes his cheese and macaroni) Zell-Ya know Squall, you look pretty cute in an aprin. Squall-Shut the fuck up before I beat your fucking head in your fucking ass!!!! 0.o Zell-And how will you do that?! Squall-That's it's hotdog boy!!! (Squall tackles Zell, but Zell pushes him off) Zell-Chill out man! It was just a joke! Squall-Oh, sure. FINE!! Zell-(giggle) Squal-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.o Zell-Your water is boiling, HONEY! LMAO!!! ^^ Squall-NO!! My noodles!! Zell-(falls on the floor laughing) Squall-You did this! Zell-Oh, yeah. Sure I did. I just happened to walk by you, turn up the heat, and come back before you noticed. Squall-Aha!! A confession!! Zell-................o.o Squall-Well,........oh forget it!!! Zell-K! (Squall makes another box of mac & cheese, but realizes there is no butter, WHAT A CRUEL FATE!) Squall-DAMNIT! Zell-What now, your aprin catch on fire? Squall-ZELL!!! Zell-Ok, ok. I'm sorry. So, what happened that deserved a "damnit"? Squall-No butter. Zell-So don't use any, duh! Squall-Duh! That's the most important ingredient! Zell-I know this because..............? Squall-Oh yeah. You're too busy eating hotdogs! Zell-Don't diss hotdogs man!! Squall-diss. Zell-Ok!! You asked for it!! (Zell gets ready to fight, but squall takes out his sword.) Zell-SHIT!!! (Zell runs for his life, but runs into the door, unexpectedly) Zell-Ok ok!! STOP!!! Squall-What? I just needed a big knife to cut the salami!! Zell-I thought you were having mac & cheese! Squall-huh. (The noodle burn into flames) Zell-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Squall-I'll get it!! (Squall uses his fire sword to put it out) Zell-Oh yeah, nice move! You made the fire worse Sherlock!! Squall-My names Squall dweeb. Zell-Loser! Squall-Air breather! Zell-Water sucker! Squall-Tree climber! (As they argue, the flames grow in the kitchen, and head twards the bathroom) Zell-Shit!! We need to get out! Anyone know the number for 911? Squall- I DON'T Know!!!!!!!!
Will Squall and Zell remember the number for 911? Will they leave the house or be immature and stay in and argue? Why am I sooooooooooo hansome? SOME of these questions will be answered, SOME!!!!
Zell and Squall are at home eating hotdogs (go fig) and Squall says................
Squall-YUCK!! GROSS!! These hotdogs suck! Zell-I'll take them then! Squall-Go ahead, I'll have Man & Cheese for lunch. Zell-You're lost. Squall -.- (Zell continue eating his hotdogs while Squall makes his cheese and macaroni) Zell-Ya know Squall, you look pretty cute in an aprin. Squall-Shut the fuck up before I beat your fucking head in your fucking ass!!!! 0.o Zell-And how will you do that?! Squall-That's it's hotdog boy!!! (Squall tackles Zell, but Zell pushes him off) Zell-Chill out man! It was just a joke! Squall-Oh, sure. FINE!! Zell-(giggle) Squal-WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.o Zell-Your water is boiling, HONEY! LMAO!!! ^^ Squall-NO!! My noodles!! Zell-(falls on the floor laughing) Squall-You did this! Zell-Oh, yeah. Sure I did. I just happened to walk by you, turn up the heat, and come back before you noticed. Squall-Aha!! A confession!! Zell-................o.o Squall-Well,........oh forget it!!! Zell-K! (Squall makes another box of mac & cheese, but realizes there is no butter, WHAT A CRUEL FATE!) Squall-DAMNIT! Zell-What now, your aprin catch on fire? Squall-ZELL!!! Zell-Ok, ok. I'm sorry. So, what happened that deserved a "damnit"? Squall-No butter. Zell-So don't use any, duh! Squall-Duh! That's the most important ingredient! Zell-I know this because..............? Squall-Oh yeah. You're too busy eating hotdogs! Zell-Don't diss hotdogs man!! Squall-diss. Zell-Ok!! You asked for it!! (Zell gets ready to fight, but squall takes out his sword.) Zell-SHIT!!! (Zell runs for his life, but runs into the door, unexpectedly) Zell-Ok ok!! STOP!!! Squall-What? I just needed a big knife to cut the salami!! Zell-I thought you were having mac & cheese! Squall-huh. (The noodle burn into flames) Zell-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Squall-I'll get it!! (Squall uses his fire sword to put it out) Zell-Oh yeah, nice move! You made the fire worse Sherlock!! Squall-My names Squall dweeb. Zell-Loser! Squall-Air breather! Zell-Water sucker! Squall-Tree climber! (As they argue, the flames grow in the kitchen, and head twards the bathroom) Zell-Shit!! We need to get out! Anyone know the number for 911? Squall- I DON'T Know!!!!!!!!
Will Squall and Zell remember the number for 911? Will they leave the house or be immature and stay in and argue? Why am I sooooooooooo hansome? SOME of these questions will be answered, SOME!!!!