LORD of the Spoofs
Summary: Welcome to the mixed-up world of Muddled-earth where there's sex, drugs and a wicked soundtrack by Enya. This is Tolkien's newly-discovered chronicle. FOR ADULT EYES ONLY.
The humour in this spoof will be more obvious to fans of the books.
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BOOK ONE
The Orgy Of The Ring
1
PROLOGUE:
Concerning Nibblets
Nibblets are small shy little farmers, and their entire existence can be summed up in just 5 words;
Lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, and again lazy.
It's not so much that they keep to themselves, as they just can't be arsed to go anywhere. They're quite simply the tiniest and most bone-idle race of folk that has ever walked the land of Muddled-earth. Such is their backward thinkingness, that they haven't even invented the horse yet! One of the Fuckland Nibblets named Trojan is still trying to build one out of wood! No one has the heart to tell them that horses have to be bred. Besides, Nibblets are so self-absorbed and obstinate that not even a brave warrior would dare to ever attempt to tell them they were wrong.
Anywho, enough said about Nibblets. All you need know is that they're a bunch of free-living, chilled out hippie-folk who spend their days shagging, smoking pot (known in The Slum as Dick-Weed), and ploughing their Marijuana fields like a good Devonshire farmer. Ooh, Arr; I be drivin' me traaacter.
Oh, and they're quite hairy. Often in places hair didn't ought to grow.
So…
On With The Show…