Disclaimer: None of the characters in this belong to me with the exception of GhostJ, Wade and Tapestrry, in truth I hope that we belong to ourselves ^__^. All the others belong to their respective anime, manga, television studios or parental guardians.
Warning: Self-Insertion!! This is a fic about my friends and I, it's a riot but weird. Also language and innuendos so at least R, but no lemon as much as I'm sure Tapes-chan would appreciate one :p Yaoi and shonen-ai so be warned if you don't like it, don't read.
Notes: Hehehe, I've got Wu-chan ^__^ In case you get confused about who catches which bishies, at the end of each fanfic will be an up-to-date list of all of them. Don't read it first or it'll spoil the fic.
Gotta Catch Them All: Bishonen!!
Clowning Around With the Gundam Guys
By: GhostJ
Written in collaboration with: Wade and Tapestrry
Our heroines are well on their way to catching the all GW bishies, but will their untried talents really get them through the trials that await them?
"Ohayo!!"
"Argh, GJ how can you be so genki in the morning?"
"Simple Tapes, I've been up for 3 hours already."
The girls and the bishies are settled around the dining room table. Having raided the pantry earlier, GJ and Wufei are indulging in their spoils, as the not-quite-so-early risers wake up.
"Come on guys. If you don't eat, you won't have energy to catch."
"I guess you're right, GJ." Wade mutters grumpily. "Who are we going after next? You guys have any suggestions?"
"Well," Quatre starts. "Heero and Duo are away on a mission that should last till tonight, so Trowa is probably the easiest." He jerks his head up looking startled. "I don't mean to betray him or anything, but from reading the brochure this could be fun, a chance to meet new people and to get away for a bit. Like a vacation."
"And we can still fight." Wufei agrees.
"I love the way you guys are looking at this." Tapes smiles, "That's just what it is; an indefinite vacation. So Trowa's next?"
"Seems so, I must say it will be justice to see him and the others caught." Wufei muses. "Zechs le'go my eggo!" Wufei tackles Zechs and they start, um, brawling on the floor.
"Didn't you two get it out of your systems last night? Get a room at least." GJ mutters stealing the waffle that was left on Zech's plate.
The bishies embarrassedly resume their seats and continue eating breakfast.
"That's right eat up, we've all got a big day ahead of us." GJ continues leaving the room to gather supplies. However, she doesn't get far enough to not hear the table's chorused reply.
"Hai, oka-san!"
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"I love the circus."
"That's 'cause you're a freak, GJ."
"Birds of a feather catch bishies together, Tapes-chan."
GhostJ and Tapes are strolling through the circus grounds, waiting for Wade to finish preparing to catch Trowa.
"So what's the plan?" Tapes asks as Wade and Quatre approach them.
"Hehehe," Wade giggles evilly. "I found everything I needed now we just wait for the show to end and Trowa's as good as mine! Muahaha!"
The others look at her and sweatdrop.
"Are you gonna let us in on what's happening?" Tapes asks apprehensively.
"Ghosty didn't. Btw where'd she go?"
Wade, Tapes and Quatre suddenly become aware of a slight commotion inside one of the tents. However, knowing GJ albeit for a short time in Quatre's case, they decide not to get involved.
"So ladies," Quatre begins edging away from the tent. "Why don't we get aw- I mean go and watch the show?"
"Sure, GJ'll catch up with us when she's through." Tapes nods and they follow Quatre.
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"Meh, this circus isn't so great." Tapes mutters before being whacked by Wade and Quatre, who have identical expressions of ownership as they watch the antics of the clowns from the balcony.
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"Where is that dratted lion tamer?"
Behind the scenes the ringmaster is pacing nervously around his small office.
"It's his act next. Where is he?!"
"We have a slight problem, sir." The door opens to reveal a young brunette woman in acrobat's clothing.
"What happened now Catherine?" The ringmaster asks as he sighs with resignation. "I swear if it isn't Trowa it's something else."
"It will be easier if you come and see, sir." Catherine says and she leads him to the animal holding area.
Upon reaching the area, the ringmaster realizes all the cages are open and empty. Save the lions' cage which is now holding the tamer.
"What happened?!" The ringmaster stops at the door stunned at the sight.
"W-W-ell, Sir." The tamer stutters nervously. "I was takin the lions out when all'a sudden this lttle girl comes and starts talkin to the beasties. Then she looks a'me an says the animals are bored and I quote ''m gonna let them out for a while.' I say 'You'll do no such thing.' And I go to stop her. Next thin I know there's this boy holdin a sword to me neck and the girl tells me to open the cages. An I do cause I ain't arguing like that. So I start prayin 'cause 've seen what soma those creatures can do. Then the boy locks me in the cage and she says she'll being em back later an all the beasties follower her out all nice and such."
"That's what actually happened?" The ring master asks looking shaken.
"Yes, sir. D'ya think I could get out now?"
"Catherine what are we going to-"
Suddenly a huge burst of cheering and clapping interrupts the ring master. He and Catherine run from the tent to possibly one of the strangest sights they've ever seen.
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"Does she do this often?" Quatre asks his eyes riveted to the sight in front of him.
"Well GJ's always been one for letting animals do what they want." Tapes says meditatively.
"Wow, look at how fast that strong man runs." Wade observes.
Below them the stage has filled with animals of all sorts, doing all sort of things. In one ring the elephants are holding their trunks out and the monkeys are doing tightrope tricks. The lions are playing tag with the horses and GhostJ is standing directing a group of bears who seem to be acting out Macbeth.
"I certainly have a strange trainer."
"Hey Wufei, did you help GJ out with this one?" Tapes asks as they make room for him by kicking the guy beside them out of his seat.
"Not really, once she let the animals out she told me to come and find you guys so I wouldn't get hurt." He mutters as he sits down.
"Well it probably won't go on much longer the strong man seems to be getting tired of playing with the tigers." Quatre observes.
At that moment GJ lets out a growl and the animals stop and line up in front of the audience to bow. The audience is ecstatic and stands up to clap as the animals exit.
"Wasn't as good as when we took her to the zoo last year." Tapes observes.
"True," Wade agrees. "But she didn't have any cobras or polar bears this time."
Once the tent is cleared a very flustered looking ringmaster comes out to speak with the crowd.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he starts. "Do to some technical difficulties we are being forced to close down the circus early." He stops and waits for the boos and whines to stop.
"However, we hope that you accept the last show as a sign of our remorse for this unfortunate circumstance."
He is once again cut off, but by cheering this time. As the crowd applauds the animal actors once again and then begin to file out.
"Well he's a pretty smart business man." GhostJ starts as she walks up from behind her friends.
Smack! Thunk!
"Are you quite done wreaking havoc, Ghost?" Tapes asks brandishing her mallet.
"Yah, some of us were enjoying the show." Wade adds waving her paper fan.
"It was taking too long." GJ pouts from her spot on the floor, holding her head. "This way we don't have to wait another two hours to get Trowa. Do you need help setting up?"
"No I don't and sometimes, being impatient makes the pleasure rise." Wade snaps and walks out with Quatre trailing behind her.
"Man, what's up with Wade, besides quoting Muraki?" GJ turns to Tapes who is presently looking over the crowds of people leaving the building.
"Hmmm, I wonder if he counts as a bishie?" Tapes mutters to Zechs as they window shop.
"Whatever." GhostJ turns to Wufei who is glaring daggers at his boyfriend's back. "Oh, let them have their fun. If he cheats then we kill him." She assures him, as he nods happily.
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"Wade aren't you done yet? It's soo boring up here and I keep beating everyone at Egyptian Ratscrew." GJ asks over her comm.
"Yah, all's ready down here. You guys can look." Wade yells from below as she steps back to admire her trap.
The remaining two trainers and their bishies head over to the railing of the balcony and look down at the ring.
"Wade-san, isn't that-" Zech's starts.
"A GIANT MOUSETRAP?!!" Tapes, GhostJ and Wufei finish off for him.
"Why yes, yes it is." Wade answers.
"And that's Quatre right where the cheese should be right?" Tapes asks.
Quatre waves back happily and moves to show he isn't tied down.
"Ok then. So now we just sit and wait for Trowa to show up?" GJ asks looking around to see if he's already there.
"Yah, that's about it. But I was wondering if I could borrow Wu-chan." Wade replies.
"Of course."
"Ok then Wufei I need you to go and find Trowa. Tell him that Quatre's been kidnapped and that the kidnapper said that he'd be in the main tent." Wade yells.
"Ok." Wufei nods and begins to leave.
"Bring us back some popcorn, love." Zechs calls to his lover's back. "Now ladies, why don't we sit down to watch the show?"
They sit down and wait for the fun to begin. They don't have to wait very long.
"Wow, that was what two minutes?" GJ asks as they see Trowa come and slam open the back door.
"He really does run fast." Zechs nods.
They watch as Trowa surveys the trap, spending about five minutes watching Quatre who's acting unconscious and leaves the tent. Wufei comes up from behind them and sits down with the popcorn.
"Is everything going to according to the plan?" Tapes asks worriedly into her comm., between mouthfuls of popcorn.
"Yah it's going great." Wade replies. "Quatre's playing dead so he doesn't have to lie to Trowa about getting kidnapped. We figured that Trowa's gonna pull a Tarzan." She starts laughing. "Yep, look at the post."
The spectators look up to see Trowa preparing to swing across to his lover. He jumps and sails through the air, apparently hopping to get across without setting of the trap.
He doesn't.
THWAP!
Everyone stares at the mousetrap that has just gone off; half afraid it may have worked.
Suddenly they become aware of swearing coming from the comm systems.
"That wasn't supposed to happen?" GhostJ asks.
"Well it went off." Wade mutters. "But the bloody thing missed him. Oh well, there's more than one way to skin a cat."
They watch as she stands up from her hiding place and begins to walk towards Trowa and Quatre. Trowa is hovering over his lover afraid to disturb him, so he doesn't notice her walking up behind him till it's too late.
"Now that's gotta hurt." Wufei mutters as Wade smacks Trowa in the head with her fan.
"It can't be paper to do so much damage." GhostJ mutters rubbing the place where Wade had hit her earlier.
"He isn't getting up for a while." Tapes agrees.
Wade stands triumphantly over her victim and throws a ball.
"Bishie-ball go!!"
The ball hits the unconscious Trowa and zaps him up. It rocks on the floor a few times and then flies into her hands.
"I caught Trowa!" She yells while striking an Amelia pose ("the sun may forgive you but I do not!" one, where they're actors) and then reaches down to help Quatre to his feet.
The others rush down the stairs to congratulate her.
"Way to go. So, let him out."
"Yah."
"Ok," Wade smiles. "I chose you, Trowa!" She cries and Trowa zaps out of the ball.
He looks around and turns to Quatre questioningly. Before Wade and GhostJ rush up and pull back his hair.
"Wow, he does have two eyes." Wade says.
"Well who d'a known." GhostJ agrees.
"Here," Quatre smiles handing his extremely puzzled boyfriend a pamphlet. "You'll want to read this, love."
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"I want Heero." Tapestrry whines as they walk out of the circus.
"Ok let's go get him then." Wade agrees walking along with Trowa and Quatre. "You ok with that Ghost?"
"Yah that's cool. Hmm, maybe I could use him as bait." GJ replies. "D'yah think you could go back into your ball we need more space in the car?" She asks Wufei as they pile into Zech's car.
"Sure." He nods. "I'm kinda sleepy from running around anyways. I think Heero'd be back at the house."
"Trowa and I are slightly tired as well." Quatre adds, as Trowa nods.
"Can they both go into the same ball?" Wade asks curiously.
"Well it might be a little cozy, but I think it will work. Just they might have to hold hands or hug." GhostJ says nodding.
"Or french." Tapes adds.
"Yah, that would work." GJ agrees. "Why'd yah say that- Oh never mind."
"Umm, Quatre, Trowa return." Wade states blushing furiously.
"Wufei return!"
"Wow, much more space." Tapes agrees sitting beside Zechs who's driving.
"Yah and now none of us have to sit bitch." GJ adds. "Yah know, in the middle."
"So Tapes how are you gonna catch Heero anyways? He's a little dangerous." Wade starts as they leave the parking lot.
"You're right. Honestly, I haven't been able to think of anyway save having one of our present bishies attack him." Tapes states gloomily staring out the window.
"I don't think they'll like that." Wade says looking at the back of Zechs' chair. "Any ideas Zechs-kun?"
"Hmm, we'll if it comes down to it, I could call in my hit squad." He replies, cutting off an old lady in a Cadillac.
"Oh, isn't that sweet your bishie has a hit squad." Wade croons. The car suddenly swerves as Zechs tries to get his blushing under control.
"Don't laugh Wade, I'm sure Quatre's got at least one." Tapes says sticking her tongue out.
"Keep your eyes on the road, Zechs-kun."
"Yes, Tapestrry-sama." He says demurely, as he gets the car under control.
"Besides I think that might be drastic and then we'd have to deal with Hilde again." Tapes sighs morosely. "Why does this have to be so fucking hard?"
"Don't worry Tapes, we'll figure it out." Wade consoles. "Why don't we turn on the radio, listen to some music, eh?"
"Ok." Tapes reaches over and turns on the radio.
"Continuing our broadcast, it has now been twenty hours since the world renowned Zechs Marquise, the Lightening General, was kidnapped from his living quarters in the OZ headquarters. Little is known about his three kidnappers besides them being female approximately 18 years old, described as all having medium to short brown hair. They are to be considered armed and dangerous. If you see them do not attempt to engage, you are to call the autho-"
"I think that's more than enough of that." GJ says reaching from behind Tapes' chair to turn off the radio.
"I think that we should have dealt with Hilde when we had the chance." Tapes mutters. "And it's about time you said something I thought you were dead."
"..."
"Ghosty?"
"Zzzzz."
"I think that she's asleep." Wade suggests looking at GJ who is propped up against the window.
"Poke her." Tapes suggests. Wade reaches forward. "No! Not with your finger silly, here use this stick that got stuck to my shirt."
"Ok," Wade shrugs.
Crunch!
"Eeep!" Wade yelps and jumps back into her seat.
"Yep she's asleep." Tapes nods, watching GJ curl around the stick and begin to eat it. "If she wasn't she would have punched me."
"So what are we going to do about OZ?" Wade asks edging as far a way from GhostJ as possible as she starts to twitch.
"Hmm, Zechs-kun how long till they find us?" Tapes asks.
"Well it took us forever to locate the Gundam Pilots," He states not taking his eyes off the road. "So I think we'll be safe for the next few days."
"Well then back to the topic at hand," Wade starts, moving towards GJ with her hand outstretched. "How are we getting He-chan? Eeep!" She quickly begins moving backwards as Ghosty begins to growl at her attempt to pat her.
"Well, maybe we could drug him?" Tapes suggests, craning her neck to look at Wade.
"Hmm, I thought stuff like that didn't work that well against him and Duo? Besides where are we gonna get a drug so quickly? Especially if GJ's pulling a Rip van Winkle. Even though Zechs says we've got time I don't want to over stay our welcome." Wade states.
"Well, hmm, outright force is out of the question. Especially, since we don't have a trained medic on the team yet." Tapes muses. "Maybe we could trick him?"
"How? It worked on Quatre, but Heero?" Wade shakes her head. "I think we need a new approach."
"Firearms are out of the question?" Zechs asks innocently.
"Of course they are!" Tapes snaps as she hits him over the head.
"DON'T HIT THE DRIVER!!" Wade screams as they go careening off the road.
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"Well we're here." Zechs sighs wearily as they pull into the driveway.
"It took long enough." Tapes mutters prying the door off the hummer so she can get out.
"Well maybe if you hadn't whacked us off the road, we wouldn't have had to go find a garage and then get chased halfway around the world by OZ, we would have been here sooner!!" Wade shouts, before walking off swearing and gesturing.
"Well excuse me." Tapes states. "And we still didn't think of anyway to catch Heero. Did you think of something Ghosty? Ghosty? Ah, Wade where'd GJ go?"
"Umm, did we leave her at the garage?" Wade asks coming back the car.
"No, remember after she snarled at the soldiers we shoved her into their hummer and ran for it." Tapes reminds her.
"Oh yah, so where'd she get to?" Wade asks curiously.
"La li ho!!" GhostJ comes walking up from the house smiling happily.
"GJ where were you? And what is that you're dragging?" Tapes asks curiously.
"Well, I was kinda hungry so I headed in to grab a snack and well I just happened to come in right behind 'im. Happy birthday Tapes!!" She states stepping to the side so an unconscious Heero was visible to them.
"Oh thanks Ghosty, he's purrrfect." Tapes smiles. "Trank gun?"
"Yep." GJ nods.
"Bishie ball get'em!" Tapes says and drops her ball onto Heero. The ball wobbles a few times and then glows red. Suddenly, Heero rematerializes holding his head and looking very pissed.
Thunk! Tapes smacks him over the head with her mallet.
"I thought you said you knocked him out, GJ." She states accusingly, as she lobs the ball at him again.
"Well I thought I did." GJ shrugs as she watches the ball fly into Tapes' hands. "Hmm, can I borrow him?"
"For Duo?" Tapes asks. "Well I guess you do need a little help. Hehe, sure." She smiles happily. "Come on out Heero!"
Heero rematerializes in front of them still holding his head, but this time covering his eyes, as if hiding from someone. He looks out cautiously and sees Zechs.
"Zechs!" He yells and goes to attack him.
"Osuwari!" Tapes yells and watches surprised as Heero thunks to the ground. "Wow, it worked." She turns questioningly to GhostJ.
"Don't look at me, I'm writing this. It's not like I have a say in what happens or anything." GJ shrugs and prods Heero with a stick.
Crunch!
"Wow, that's strange I've never seen anybody attack a stick like that. Besides me dog of course." GJ comments as Heero begins to munch on the stick. "What are you all laughing at?!"
She turns to the others who are presently rolling on the floor crying with laughter.
"Fine don't tell me. Feh!" She whacks Heero on the head. "Get up He-chan, we've got some Duo catching to do."
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"So you say that we were found by OZ?" GhostJ asks over her comm. as they search around the compound to find Duo.
"Yep." Wade states strolling through the gardens with Trowa and Quatre.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" GJ asks as her and Wufei stroll through the east wing of the house.
"Umm... we thought that the car flipping over and smacking into the greenhouse would have done the trick." Tapes states, as Heero and Zechs emerge from checking the bookroom. "Nothing in the north wing. And if not; the helicopters, leos and aeries were loud enough to wake up the dead."
"Oh and don't forget the bus full of choral singers and the tinker who specialized in bells that we got stuck behind." Wade adds.
"Feh, I forget you guys don't have dogs or elder brothers. That's nothing compared with everyday life at my house. Found 'im." GhostJ says happily.
"Hmm, where?" Wade asks curiously.
"The kitchen a'course." GJ says confidently. "So everyone meet out in the garden. I'll tell you what to do when I get there. Over."
"Ok, have your fun GJ. But I ain't chasing him if he wakes up like He-chan did." Tapes assures her.
"Ok Wu-chan," GJ says turning to her bishie. "Let's lay out the bait trail."
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"Now we wait." GJ states as she wipes her hands off on the closest cloth substance, Heero's clothes.
"So you think that he's gonna follow the trail of, of" Wade pauses and blinks.
"Rose petals," Wufei finishes, as he cuddles up to Zechs on the picnic blanket. "They were my idea."
"And what a wonderful one at that my love." Zechs starts, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend. "Ummm, you smell just like them now. Heavenly, just heavenly."
"Would you two stop? Or at least go behind the bushes?" GhostJ sighs, exasperated. "I swear you're like goats or monkeys. Damn you Othello!!" Everyone turns to stare at her.
"Bloody English class. Anyway if what Wufei, Trowa and Quatre say is true Duo's curiosity will make him at least check it out and when he sees Heero..."
"He'll freak out." Tapes finishes. "But why does Heero have to be NAKED!!"
"Oh come off it Tapes, he isn't that naked. I let him keep the boxers didn't I?" GhostJ says looking around. "Hey where did Trowa and Quatre go?"
"I think they took your suggestion and got a room." Wufei says dozing in Zechs' arms. "Hmm, where's Duo? It's getting late."
"Yah, it must be at least 10 pm, GJ. Maybe we should wait till tomorrow?" Tapes suggests.
"I'm worried Heero might get pneumonia."
"Don't be, I'm sure Duo'll show up soon. Besides the night is still young and from what you guys said about OZ we should leave asap." GJ states, looking towards the house. "I'm not tired at all."
"Coming from the sole trainer who took a nap." Wade mutters. "Speaking of leaving, where are we going to next?"
"Good question, group huddle!"
The trainers sit down on the blanket, in a little circle.
"Well where can we get to Ghosty?" Tapes asks.
"Get to? Hun?" GJ asks confused.
"Remember, when we were in the Real-verse, you said we could only get to the Gundam-verse. Where can we get to from here?" Wade chides, GhostJ who is busy looking at the tree behind her.
"..."
"Ghosty is there something you're not telling us?" Tapes asks dangerously, glaring at GJ and backing her against the tree. "Like that we can get to any anime-verse?"
"Now that's just not true!" GJ states her back to the tree. "Well only partially!" She continues as Tapes advances determinedly. "We can get to any world where there are similarities to the one we are in!" She closes her eyes and cringes against the tree.
"Oh come off it Tapes, leave her be." Wade states stepping between them. "Jee thanks Wa-" "You don't start! Just explain what you mean."
"Well," GhostJ continues. "We can go to any world that is similar. So this world is similar to our own 'cause it's earth."
"That's it?!" Tapes explodes. "Bastard's on earth too! Why I otta-"
"Actually Tapes," GJ says consolingly. "Bastard isn't on earth. In order to get there we either have to find a place with the same seiyuu or probably a magic using place would do it."
"Ok so where can go from here?" Wade continues, "And would you stop fuming Tapes?! Give it up already, we'll get her back later on."
"Thanks I appreciate it." GJ mutter sarcastically. "Well same thing, we can either go by seiyuu or find another place with earth. I'd suggest an easy-ish place, no magic yet."
"Hmm, on earth and easy..." Wade considers it taping her foot on the ground. "What about Angelic Layer?!"
"That could work." GJ agrees, "I'm sure they're all bloody easy to catch and we could enter the competition too."
"Umm, I think you guys are forgetting I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SERIES!!" Tapes shouts.
"Don't worry it'll be fun." Wade smiles. "Come on, we can fight each other, pay Ghosty back."
"Now you're talking. Angelic whatever here we come!" Tapes yells. "Umm GJ weren't we supposed to be watching for Duo?"
"Shoot you're right!" She jumps up and runs out of their hiding spot in the bushes to check on Heero. Then she runs immediately back.
"What's up Ghost?" Tapes asks. "Nothing's wrong with Heero?"
"I wouldn't say wrong, Duo's out there with him." GJ states blushing furiously.
"So go knock him out or something so you can catch him." Wade starts to shoo GJ away. "I don't think I'll need to knock him out once their through and I'd hate to interfere." GJ states, and tries to switch topics. "Umm, where are Wufei and Zechs?"
"They were here a second ago." Tapes starts as she begins to walk off. Crooning:
"Zechs-kun! Where are you?"
"Phew," GhostJ sighs she settles down on the blanket.
"Come on Ghosty we can't sleep here." Wade says, prodding her with her foot.
"Au contraire. In order to get back into the house we have to either go through the garden, which is occupied by Heero and Duo or we-"
"Eeep!" Tapes comes walking back sedately to the group, backwards.
"Have to go out through the path Tapes just went through, which I assume is also occupied." GJ finishes sardonically.
"Hehehe, I should take some pictures for Rina-chan." Tapes smiles sitting down on blanket and leaning against GJ. "Apparently everyone is taking your advice today, Ghosty."
"Shut up." GJ sticks her tongue out at Tapes. Who simply punches her and says, "Pillows shouldn't talk."
"So we're stuck here, eh?" Wade sighs and lies down on the blanket.
"Well unless you're feeling voyeur-ish tonight." GJ comments.
"You know what GJ?" Wade mutters sleepily.
"What Wade?" GJ mumbles drifting into sleep.
"Pillows really shouldn't talk."
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"Sir, this is alpha team foxtrot."
"Alright then, have you spotted Zechs-sama's assailants?"
"Yes sir, they are in the garden. They appear to be asleep."
"Appearances can be deceiving soldier. According to Hilde-san we shouldn't leave anything to chance with these people. Any sign of Zechs-sama?"
"There are several life signs scattered throughout the house, sir."
"Very well, you know what to do soldier."
"Yes, sir. Let's give them a wake up call."
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"My, what a beautiful day." GhostJ sighs as she sits up on the blanket, blinking her eyes to clear them. "Come on guys wake up." She stretches.
"Umm, is it morning yet?" Tapes mutters, not getting up from her sleeping place on Wade's feet. "I'm going back to sleep."
"Shit!" Wade cries jumping up, dumping Tapes to the floor. "It's 11 o'clock!"
"Serious?! GJ cries. "Damn, I'm gonna go check and see if Duo and Heero are still there."
She goes to walk out into the garden, when suddenly from all sides armed soldiers jump out of the bushes; their guns pointed at the group.
"Umm, ohayo." GhostJ says weakly, backing into Tapes and Wade. They turn around so their backs are to each other.
"Umm, I thought your bishie said it would take them a while to find us?" GJ growls at Tapes.
"They must have tracked the Hummer!" Wade concludes smacking her fist into her hand, which causes three of the soldiers to adjust their weapons on her. "What do we do?"
"Hmm, I think that's the boss coming over." Tapes mutters. "Maybe we can talk and if not we can do some highly anime-ish things to them."
"Hai!"
The boss, a middle aged OZ corporal comes and stands in front of them. He looks less than impressed.
"You serious?" He scoffs looking the trainers over. "These are them? I doubt that Zechs-sama would have been caught by children."
"...."
"These are the people that Hilde-san described, sir." One of his soldiers states.
"Fine." He turns to Wade and bends down to talk with her. "Now, do any of you girls know where Zechs-sama is?" He patronizes. "If you speak out right now, maybe we can get this all over with by having a nice little chat with your mommies and daddies."
"Actually," Tapestrry starts restraining herself, Wade and GhostJ. "He's right behind you about to knock you unconscious."
The corporal turns around just in time to see Zechs, smack him over the head with the pommel of his sword.
"Are you all alright?" Wufei asks, slicing the apart the guns of the soldiers closest to him.
"Now we are, thanks for the save." GJ replies pulling her crossbow out.
"Leave some for us, though!" Wade states brandishing her fan.
"Who are the little girls now? You pricks." Tapes cries as she enters the fray swinging her mallet.
All is over in surprising little time. The soldiers dispatched and not ready to wake up anytime soon and their weapons confiscated.
"You mean you can't use a gun?" Wufei asks incredulously as they walk back towards the house.
"Well where we come from weapons training, like yours, isn't very common." Tapes replies.
"Good thing you never got it." GhostJ mutters rubbing her shoulder.
"I apologized and you look like the black ops guys."
"Well maybe you should," Zechs smiles. "That way we won't have to save y-"
"Funny I seem to remember someone having a gun pointed at the back of their head for most of that fight." Wade laughs. "But maybe you're right."
"If you guys are offering." GJ smiles. "But first we should find the oth- Oh would you look at all the soldiers."
"Oh my there must be 2 maybe 300?" Tapes states, staring at the house from across the garden.
"GJ we need to get out of here!" Wade shouts, shaking her.
"Hai, hai, but I still need to catch - there he is!" GJ runs off towards a stand of trees a few feet away from them. "Zechs, Wufei buy us some time!"
"Can we leave her?" Tapes asks shaking her head.
"Well I see Quatre and Trowa right over there. Just a bit away from Duo and Heero." Wade answers running over to the grove. "We've got to get them into the balls, before we go anyway."
Tapes and Wade run over ducking the occasional fire from the soldiers and hiding from the aeries. They get there just in time to see Ghost smack Duo over his head with her crossbow.
"Ghost... I ... thought... you ...were too humane to just beat them over the head?" Wade says as she catches her breath. "Yo, Trowa, Quatre over here!" She waves at them.
"Bishie ball get'im." GhostJ drops it onto Duo. "Come on, we don't have time for this." She whines as it wobbles before flying into her hands.
"Ok all bishies into your separate balls," Tapes cries out. "We're going!"
"Trowa, Quatre return!"
"Heero return!"
"Now we've got to grab Zechs and Wufei." GJ states furiously taping her bracelet.
"There, now we grab and go. On one."
"Three."
"Two."
"Run!"
The three girls run out into the open field, dodging bullets and the occasional mobile suit. Finally they can see the two remaining bishies.
"Wufei return!"
"Zechs return!"
Wade and Tapes grab onto GJ, who is frantically tapping her bracelet.
"GJ hurry up, they're coming!" Wade shouts watching as the soldiers regain their composure from seeing Zechs and Wufei disappear and begin to advance.
"Oh I have to compensate for the dimensional trapline." GJ nods. "Oh yah, Wade, I may be humane but I'm also efficient."
The three girls suddenly disappear, leaving ranks of highly confused soldiers. They are even more confused when Zechs shows up for work the next day, with no memory of the incident, but glad for it when three bases are attacked by the gundam pilots.
Our heroines are on their way to their next adventure, but this time with bishies in their pockets. What angelic adventures will they embark upon next? Join us for the next installment of Gotta Catch Them All: Bishonen! Being a Deus is Nothing New to a Bishonen Trainer
Who's Caught Whom
GhostJ(Black) - Wufei & Duo
Wade(Purple) - Quatre & Trowa
Tapestrry(Green) - Zechs & Heero
Group(Silver)
Notes: There were some bishies that we just couldn't decide who got to catch them. These will be "group" caught and sorta be neutral.
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