Authoress's Note: Okay. This is fanfic is to combat the idea that Pegasus is evil. Pegasus is one of my favorite characters. I love his accent, and we have similar fashion sense (but I still wouldn't be caught dead in a suit of that color). This is a one-timer.
Don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh." Never did, probably never will.
YAMI BAKURA WILL BE JUST PLAIN BAKURA IN THIS REALLY SHORT STORY!
Pegasus: *drinking blood out of a wine bottle* *lets out a groan* That is the last time I try to be nice to people. Why don't they like me?
Bakura: I think it's your suit, Pegasus.
VU: I agree with Bakura. I love the ruffles, very classic of you, but that suit is of a totally wrong color.
Bakura: *snickers*
Pegasus: Can I help it if Croquet accidentally put bleach in with all of my crimson velvet suits? I'm lucky he didn't ruin my ruffled shirts!
Bakura: You always have some excuse for that suit. Last week it was something about him doing your shopping for you.
Pegasus: Well, when you're a vampire it is kind of hard to go to stores during the day.
Bakura: That doesn't stop you from sitting in a room during full sun staring at a comic book. What's the real reason?
Pegasus: People hate me.
VU: It's the suit. You're progressing rapidly with your psychiatrist.
Pegasus: The guy's not intelligent. He told me to steal souls to get over my phobia of staring into the eyes of soulless people. I keep telling myself it's for Cynthia, but what's the point now?
VU: We'd better watch it… he might go for the window again… *looks at Bakura*
Bakura: I have been reading one of Ryou's books about color vibrations. Apparently the color you wear can affect your moods.
VU: So the mental problems could be the result of that suit?
Bakura: Yes. It just so happens that I went shopping for him. *holds up a beautiful crushed velvet suit in dark green*
VU: It's beautiful…
Pegasus: *several shades paler now* Not the suit… not the suit! *runs around the room searching for an exit* VU, write in the door NOW!
VU: No. We're doing this for your own good. We love you, Pegasus!
Pegasus: You'll never take me alive!
Bakura: *rips Pegasus's jacket off* Now, listen up! If you give me what I want I'll kiss you on the mouth.
Pegasus: But we do that all the time!
Bakura: Not with blood…
Pegasus: Well… my jacket is already off… *is now in the gorgeous ruffled shirt* *looks like an angel dragged here from the nineteenth century*
Bakura: *takes off his pants* Pegasus, you're a little small down there… RED BIKINI UNDERWARE?!
VU: *covers eyes*
Pegasus: *blushes* It's comfortable! *gets into the pants*
Bakura: *holds up a box* No more white slippers. These are black leather thigh-length boots… they'll look absolutely gorgeous on you…
*several minutes later*
VU: Can I look now?
Bakura: *kissing Pegasus on the mouth* *several drops of blood are falling onto the expensive carpet* *mumbles something unintelligible*
Pegasus: *pulls away* *licks lips* You can look now, VU.
VU: *stares at him* You look… nice.
Pegasus: *grins* *looks like an angel*
VU: *faints*
Bakura: *snickers* So, where were we, Pegasus?
Pegasus: I think we were at the part where you and I take this bottle and put some Anti-Evil Character people in their places…
Bakura: That's just what I was thinking… *puts my arm around him*
*more kissing* *they both walk out the door*
VU: *groans* *starts to wake up* Where am I? OH MY GODDESS! Where did they go? *lower lip trembles* WAAAAH! They left me here alone! *cries*
THE END
PLEASE REVIEW WITH YOUR COMMENTS! IF YOU ARE MENTALLY MATURE, PLEASE READ THE LIGHT IN THE DARK!