Authoress's Note: At first I thought this would be one-shot, but then I kind of discovered that there just might be some sinister thing going on here… I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" or anything else… *cries* I don't even own "Behind Blue Eyes" by the Who.
Italics are either thoughts or Yami-Hikari communication.
*the sun is just setting* *creepy music starts playing*
Pegasus: I like this new suit.
Bakura: I like you when you're suit-deprived…
Pegasus: *furious blush* Do you want to go clubbing tonight with me?
Bakura: *evil grin* *takes out a big club* Dark alleyways? Really stupid people wandering about at night?
Pegasus: *takes out a matching club* Yup! *gets an evil grin on face*
Bakura: I wonder what my little aibou is doing tonight…
*diabolical laughter*
Bakura: *looks around* What was that?
Pegasus: I thought it was you! It definitely was not me! *strikes a defensive pose*
Bakura: You mean it was someone hiding in the shadows again?! Why do they always do that to us!
The Suit: Mwahahahaha… soon the world will be mine! *more diabolical laughter*
Bakura: Let's get out of here!
Pegasus: I agree…
*somewhere several miles away at Ryou's house* *insane take-over-the-world laughter*
Ryou: *is reading a book*
(Some nameless fan-girl: *looks at the cover from where she is reading the story* How to Take Over the World in Thirty Hours or Less. NO! RYOU!)
Ryou: *insane laughter* I will be the world's dictator! All of them will cower before me. Yes, even my abusive yami! I shall conquer the world!
*ding-dong*
Ryou: *looks up at the sound of the doorbell* *screams* COME IN!
Yugi: Hello, Ryou! *walks into the living room, unusually perky*
Ryou: Oh, it's just you. *goes back to reading the book* I am very happy to see you.
Yugi: Are you okay, Ryou? Your accent sounds a little weirder than usual.
Ryou: I must have the weirdest accent possible to take over the world!
Yugi: *backs away and checks to make the spare straitjacket is still in the backpack* Um… okay. Have you been hanging out with Pegasus lately?
Ryou: NO! IT WASN'T ME! *holds up book* I FOUND IT ON THE STREET SOMEWHERE! I DIDN'T STEAL IT FROM PEGASUS'S "HOW TO TAKE OVER" BOOKSHELF!
Yugi: *eyes go all watery* *is about ready to cry*
Ryou: Uh… Yugi?
Yugi: Yes?
Ryou: Is that a dress?
Yugi: *sniffle* Yes…
Ryou: Your Yami lost "Rock, Paper, Scissors" again?
Yugi: It's the only game other people can beat us at. That Millennium Eye of Pegasus is starting to get very tempting…
*the door slams*
Bakura: Ryou, I'm home, and that little punk Yugi better not be in there when I reach the living room!
Ryou: Too bad, because is his there!
Bakura: *pretends to be really angry* Note to self: happy dance in soul room later.
*diabolical laughter*
Bakura: Ryou, was that you?
Ryou: No! It most certainly was not!
*more diabolical laughter*
Bakura: Pegasus, was that you?
Yugi: PEGASUS IS HERE?! I thought you said Bakura broke up with him after I pretended to cry.
Ryou: Well, I lied. I rather approve of their relationship, unlike some anti-homosexual people. You seem to think it's being straight when you do it with Yami and different for everyone else!
Yugi: YOU READ MY DIARY AGAIN! WAAAH!
Pegasus: *walks into the living room with Bakura* You know, weird things have been happening lately…
*Yami comes out*
Yami: Pegasus! Did you just make Yugi cry? *dangerously* If you did—
Pegasus: No, I believe it was Ryou. *sees the book he's holding* *gives Ryou a little stare*
Ryou: I don't want to talk about it.
Pegasus: Well, I do! You took that out of my bookshelf! And nobody can take over the world using a book!
Ryou: I know. *lies* I'm using it for research. I had to do a book report on a self-help book.
Pegasus: *isn't using the Eye's powers at the moment* Oh. I thought you might be doing something awful…
Ryou: Well, I'm not.
Bakura: *gives Ryou a look* You're really in for it later, aibou, if you don't shut up.
Ryou: No, you shut up!
Bakura: *HAPPY DANCE*
Pegasus: *pretends I'm not here watching this* *whispers in a very good tenor voice that almost borders on falsetto* No one knows what it's like to be the bad man… to be the sad man… behind blue eyes…
Yami: Pegasus, you liar! You don't have blue eyes!
Pegasus: I know. Everyone from my faulty relationships has had blue eyes. So I am behind the blue eyes, really.
Kaiba: *pops out of a secret hideout in the wall* Besides, Pegasus, YOU STOLE MY THEME SONG!
Pegasus: *calmly* I am, what, two hundred years older than you? I was there when that song was made. It was mine before it was yours.
Kaiba: BUT THEY ARE MY BLUE EYES!
Pegasus: Don't make me use the Eye.
Kaiba: THIS IS A PLOT TO STEAL MY BLUE EYES!
Pegasus: If I wanted them, you would have lost them by now.
Yami: Pegasus, how about we play a game? It's a simple enough game for you to understand; we each draw a card and the one with the highest value wins.
Pegasus: *snickers* Fine, Yugi-boy. *draws a card* *keeps it hidden*
Yami: *closes eyes a draws a card* *opens eyes* *screams really loud* KURIBOH! *gets down on hands and knees and starts crying*
Pegasus: *rolls eyes* You forgot the Heart of the Cards. Your heart wasn't in it, therefore you lost. The Heart of the Cards always knows what is right and what is wrong. A duelist of your caliber should know that.
Kaiba: *eye twitches* It's not fair! *stamps feet*
Bakura: Pegasus, I think something is wrong with Ryou.
Pegasus: No kidding. I think they've all been having a little too much wine.
Bakura: Ryou's a vampire. He can't drink wine!
Pegasus: Yes, but he probably has been drinking some of that stuff I bled from Croquet when he was drunk.
Bakura: There's something else that's wrong with him. It's his mind. I can feel a powerful magic…
Yami: IT WASN'T MY FAULT! *continues crying* Something's making me feel so whiny and pathetic!
Kaiba: *dryly* I can't imagine why…
Bakura: Now you know how it feels.
*diabolical laughter*
*everyone looks around*
Bakura: That was NOT coming from Ryou!
Kaiba: Pegasus, your suit is glowing!
Pegasus: *screams* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
The Suit: I will divide and conquer!
Pegasus: I think he said it wrong…
The Suit: Well, I haven't read a book in a while.
Bakura: You were saying…?
The Suit: You will all be my loyal slaves! Your precious Ryou will help me conquer the world! Together, we shall rule the galaxy as father and son!
Kaiba: You're not his father.
The Suit: Oh well; we'll still rule the galaxy together. And this body will act as my carrier!
Pegasus: Oh, please… *snicker*
The Suit: *glows even brighter* YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH!
Pegasus: Ow! It burns! Trust Yami Bakura to give me a possessed suit!
Bakura: I didn't know it was possessed!
Kaiba: *insane laughter* I have three blue eyes…
Pegasus: *hisses to Bakura* Does he have a problem with his eyesight or does he have schizophrenia? I only see two blue eyes.
Bakura: He likes mumbling things like that.
Pegasus: Oh. I see.
The Suit: *tries to take over Pegasus's body*
Pegasus: *screams* NO YOU DON'T! *strips down to the ruffled shirt and undergarments*
Kaiba: *snicker*
Bakura: *drool*
Ryou: *insane laughter*
Yami: WAAAH! *sniffle*
The Suit: *stands up* You fools! *glows even brighter* I am invincible!
Everyone: *screams and runs for the door*
The Suit: *is in mad pursuit*
*front door goes thud*
Ryou: What is that thing? Why am I holding this book?
Yami: Where did these tears come from?
Pegasus: Whatever it was, we have it trapped inside the Bakura residence. As long as we don't let it out, we'll be fine… I hope… *the door splinters*
Bakura: In ordinary English, that means, "RUN!"
*the door splinters and breaks down*
The Suit: ROAR! *boom, boom, boom* ROAR!
Everyone: *screams as loud as possible*
*CLIFFHANGER*
Should I continue with this or be evil and just leave the story as it is? *smiles at everyone* I feel evil…