Authoress's Note: Sorry for the long time between updates. Things are really hectic with school, but things are finally coming under control. This is the next chapter, and yes, it is pretty pointless and it is another little slip-up in the plot that the characters must overcome. I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" at all, no matter how much I dream. Reviews of this story are greatly appreciated.
Bakura: Sweet! *holds up a really big blowtorch*
Ryou: *smiles* These are nice blowtorches, Pegasus. Where did you get them?
Pegasus: I had a prophetic dream several weeks ago and ordered them.
Bakura: You did? How many dreams like that do you get?
Pegasus: A lot.
Ryou: How reliable are your dreams? I mean, you sometimes dance around the bed screaming "Cynthia!" at night!
Bakura: *growl* How would you know that?
Ryou: I… uh…
Pegasus: What he means to say is…
Ryou: Yeah, what I mean to say is…
Bakura: Ryou, have you lost your virginity?
Ryou: *shaky voice* Y-yes…
Pegasus: *covers eye and tries to shut down the Eye* I don't want to see or feel this…
Kaiba: Must… save… Téa… Must… save… Téa…
Bakura: *hits Ryou with the blowtorch* You die now, angel-boy! I was supposed to be the One! You big traitor!
Ryou: *screams* *hides behind Kaiba* Don't let him get me!
Kaiba: Must… save… Téa… Must… save… Téa…
Bakura: You're hiding behind Mr. Vegetable? *ignites the blowtorch* *dark voice* You're going down, angel-boy…
Ryou: NOOOOOOO!
Bakura: YEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Ryou: NOOOOOOOO!
Bakura: YEEEEEEEEESSS!
Kaiba: Could you both please shut up? The screaming is hurting my ears!
Ryou: Sorry…
Bakura: *runs behind Kaiba and lets a stream of fire go toward Ryou* Die, you evil demon! Die! You were supposed to be mine! Mine! Pegasus is mine, too! But you are my sadist-mood mine!
Ryou: NOOOOOOOO! *is engulfed in flames* *burns to a cinder* *falls down as ash*
Pegasus: Dude, you just killed Ryou!
Bakura: I WHAT?! *looks down at the torch, then at the ashes* *goes into a hysterical mode* NO! I killed him! Now I will be banished to the Ring! No! Hey, wait! I'm not gone yet!
Kaiba: Weren't you listening to the director?
Pegasus: Director?
Kaiba: Yeah. *takes script out of pocket* It says here: "Ryou switches to stunt double." That means that the guy you killed wasn't Ryou. It was one of those people the authoress pays to get killed.
Bakura: Why would they want to do that?
Kaiba: It's a productive death.
Bakura: I see…
Kaiba: And everything we are saying right now is in the script.
Bakura: Really? *grabs the script* Hey! I know what you're going to say next! You don't even need to bother saying it because I know what you're going to say!
Pegasus: *murmurs unhappily* Now you know how I feel…
Bakura: HAH! I knew you would say that!
Kaiba: Oh my god… *wrenches the script out of his hands* Never let the insane get their hands on the plot…
*somewhere in the big building where the thing is being shot*
Ryou: *flushes the toilet in the girls' bathroom* *humming nicely* *re-applies mascara* *does hair* I am so glad I have that stunt double. *wipes hands off on jeans and walks toward the door* Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to me… *slips and falls on the floor* Ooof…
Jou-Suit: HA-HA! SUPER WAX-WORK REALLY DOES WORK!
Ryou: *gives Jou-Suit a dark glare* Why are you in the girls' toilet?
Jou-Suit: I HATE YOU!
Ryou: *gets up* *slowly walks to the door* That's really low, don't you think? *opens the door* My sexual preference doesn't require you do make me miserable.
*about five minutes later*
Bakura and Pegasus: RYOU! *hugs and kisses* We thought you would never come back!
Ryou: *kisses them both on the cheeks* It was nothing to worry about. I just went to refresh my makeup. Now, where were we? *takes out script* Ah, yes, we were going to actually advance in the plot by going out the door.
Pegasus: *hands the real Ryou a blowtorch* Of course.
Ryou: *secures the blowtorch* *gets a really evil idea* *whispers it to Kaiba*
Kaiba: *eyes widen* You mean… *more whispering*
Ryou: Yes.
Kaiba and Ryou: AAAAAARGH!!! *run at the other two with blowtorches*
Pegasus and Bakura: AAAAAAH! *run for the door*
Ryou: I'm going to hurt you!
Kaiba: You two had better get your butts moving before I get you!
*front door slams*
Kaiba: How was that, Ryou?
Ryou: Good job.
Kaiba: We got out the front door.
Ryou: Yes. I hope that was in the script…
Kaiba: Of course it was!
Pegasus: *pants* Never do that again!
Bakura: *evil glare* Aibou…
Pegasus and Kaiba: Aaaaaaaaaaaaw… how cute…
Bakura: *evil glare*
Ryou: Wait, where is Yami Yugi?
Bakura: Um… don't you know?
Pegasus: Wasn't he in our last little thing?
Ryou: Yeah… but… where did he go?
Everyone: Uh…
Yami: I am here.
Everyone else: Where's Yugi at?
Yami: I had to sing Yugi his nightly lullaby.
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw… that's so cute!
Pegasus: *hands Yami a blowtorch* Let's go kick some Suit!