Authoress's Note: Here (finally!) is the next chapter in my really insane story. The story is actually moving in this section, and we are about ¾ of the way up the little plot chart on "rising action." The climax might be in about two chapters, and the resolution will follow. Thank you for putting up with my insanity. Please review, as I greatly appreciate comments and CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISMS of my work. I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh." Thanks!
Kaiba: Must… save… Téa…
Bakura: Will you please shut up?
Kaiba: We are lost!
Bakura: No, we are not lost!
Kaiba: Yes, we are lost!
Pegasus: We're lost.
Bakura: No, we are not lost!
Pegasus: Yes, we are lost.
Ryou: No, actually, we are not lost.
Pegasus: We aren't?
Ryou: *starts humming mysteriously* My Millennium Ring will help us find the whereabouts of that evil suit!
Bakura: Brilliant plan, Ryou! Why didn't I think of that?
Kaiba: *mumbling inaudibly* Because you are a (censored word).
Bakura: *picks up the cuss word out of all of the other words* WHAT?!
Kaiba: Nothing!
Bakura: I heard you say (BEEP!)!
Kaiba: *stares at Bakura* H-how…
Pegasus: Bakura has one of those sensors in his mind that can detect curses in every language in the world…
Everyone else: Oooooh…
Bakura: *smirk* I know you want me.
Kaiba: I… want… Téa…
Ryou: Oh, shut the (BEEP) up!
Bakura: RYOU!
Ryou: *curls into a little ball* I'm so sorry!
Bakura: *hugs him* YOU SAID YOUR FIRST WORD! *starts crying* I am so happy!
Ryou: Oh… *hugs him back* Thank you for the support…
Pegasus: *starts to go slightly red in the face*
Kaiba: Five…
Ryou: I love you so much, Bakura!
Kaiba: Four…
Bakura: *eyes dance* Really?
Kaiba: Three…
Ryou: Yes, Bakura! I love you! *plants a big kiss on his mouth*
Kaiba: Two…
Bakura: *acts really surprised*
Kaiba: One…
Bakura: *arms circle around and somehow latch onto Ryou* *is almost drowning from the wave of emotions coming through the Link*
Kaiba: Boom…
Pegasus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *runs at Ryou with a scream* MY BAKURA!
Ryou: NO! MY BAKURA!
*the argument goes on for about three more minutes*
Kaiba: I think we have almost hit the world record for trading insults…
Bakura: Right… *looks at the two arguing men* Technically, Ryou and I are the same person… you don't have to get mad…
Pegasus: It's not that! It's the whole principle of the thing!
Bakura: *blushes furiously* Pegasus! Please!
Ryou: *gives Pegasus the Look*
Pegasus: Aaaaw… he's so cute!
Kaiba: *knocks Pegasus over the head with a mallet* Okay, Ryou, use that ring of yours to find her! I came here to save Téa, not have some sort of insane fight between Ryou and Pegasus over Bakura!
Yami: You… didn't?
Bakura: That's why everyone signed up for this in the first place!
Kaiba: *face goes white* It is?
Everyone else: Well, duh!
Yami: Wait! I came in it so I could have an excuse to kiss my beautiful little aibou…
Pegasus and Bakura: *snicker*
Kaiba: Your "beautiful little aibou" whines whenever he's poked in the shoulder!
Yami: That's why he's so cute and cuddly and… *trails off* Never mind.
*across the city in a black room with black candles and weird chanting*
Jou-Suit: NOW I SHALL BEGIN THE RITUAL THAT WILL PUT YOU IN THIS SUIT, MY LOVE.
Téa: Kaiba… *struggles* Will stop you, Suit!
Jou-Suit: *evil laughter* DON'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT, MY PRECIOUS.
Téa: *looks out the barred window desperately* Kaiba… please hurry, my salvageable love…