Authoress's Note: Okay! We're back, and we have the next part of the story! I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh" at all, this story is filled with craziness, and I'm INSANE! MWAHAHAHAHA! Um, and I don't own the name "Mister Bigglesworth." It's owned by the owners of the movie Austin Powers.
Ryou: *runs with the glowing ring* Left!
*everyone turns right*
Ryou: No, I said left, not right, okay?
Everyone else: Right!
Ryou: Halt!
Yami: Why are we halting? Since when are you in charge of this operation!
Ryou: I have the Millennium Ring! You all must bow to me!
Pegasus: We have been going 'round in circles all (BEEP) night!
Bakura: *snicker*
Yami: Ryou, I'll bet you five billion dollars that I know what that (BEEP) meant…
Ryou: You don't even own five billion dollars, Yami Yugi! Why should I believe anything you say? Besides, I have access to Bakura's Word Power through the link. Pegasus said (BEEP).
Bakura: Ryou! *runs up and hugs him* This is positive reinforcement. I love you so much because you have finally awakened to the evil inside you! Show me what you're made of!
Ryou: You lout…
Bakura: *happy dance*
Pegasus: Didn't something like this just occur?
Yami: Yeah. It is freaky!
Kaiba: Must… save… Téa…
Pegasus: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
Kaiba: But I… must… save… Téa…
Yami: Why would anyone want to do a foolish thing like that? Maybe she wants her life force to be in prostitutes' garments for the rest of her life!
Pegasus: I never thought of it that way… what do you say, Kaiba? Do you want to leave Téa alone so we can all go to Ryou's house and have some fun? I'll bring the—
Kaiba: You FOOLS! For all we know, he could have already started the dark ritual! I am not risking her life because you all think I am an in-the-closet homosexual! I am bi. There is a difference between homosexuality and bisexuality. *sound of crickets chirping*
Kaiba: Never mind…
Ryou: Okay, let's press on!
Bakura: Wait, I think Yami should not be right behind you, Ryou.
Yami: Why not?!
Bakura: You can't tell the difference between right and left!
Yami: There is a difference?
Pegasus: *whispers* I know something you don't know…
Bakura: OF COURSE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE! *hits Yami on the head with a sledgehammer*
Pegasus: *slightly louder* I know something you don't know…
Bakura: You are a pathetic lout, Yami! I remember you were intelligent in Ancient Egypt, but now your precious aibou has affected you so much that you are losing your intellectual edge over the commoners! You make me sick!
Yami: Yeah, well at least I don't have a cat named MISTER BIGGLESWORTH!
Bakura: What is wrong with having a cat with that name?
Yami: That name isn't Egyptian!
Bakura: It's the name of the cat of a diabolical genius!
Yami: DOCTOR EVIL WAS NOT A GENIUS!
Bakura: YES HE WAS!
Yami: NO HE WASN'T!
Pegasus: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE (BEEP) UP!
*total silence*
Pegasus: Okay. There is a teleportation facility very close to here. In fact, it is on the same block. I know the woman who owns it. She is a genius. She once teleported me halfway around the world. I am sure that she can use her psychic powers to locate *ahem* Téa and transport us directly to the whereabouts of the Suit.
Kaiba: But how do we get the suit off of Jou?
Pegasus: Um…
Bakura: Um…
Ryou: Uh…
Yami: Ah…uh…
Kaiba: You're all INCOMPETENT! *storms off*
Ryou: Don't take it personally. I'm sure he's just having a bad night, what with his girlfriend being taken by his side-platter lover who is possessed by a suit of power great enough to destroy the world…
Bakura: *snicker* What does he see in Téa anyway?
Ryou: I don't know. She's the most annoying (BEEP) I have ever met.
Bakura: *happy dance*
Pegasus: *puts hand over face* Bakura, please tell me you won't do that every time Ryou says a word…
Bakura: Is there something wrong with it?
Pegasus: No, but it is a distraction…
Ryou: *quietly* I'm going to find Kaiba…
Bakura: Oh, a distraction… *winks at him* I am quite the distraction, am I not?
Somewhere in the vicinity…
Ryou: *runs after Kaiba* *catches him on the arm* Kaiba, I am so sorry for what they said to you. They are not very considerate of others.
Kaiba: Thank you for coming to look for me, Ryou. At least someone else cares about the welfare of my belovéd…
Ryou: *blushes* I'm also very concerned for you. I know it hurts to be the only bisexual in a primarily homosexual group. They don't mean a lot of what they say about you; most of their words are based on ignorance.
Kaiba: *clenches fists* It's not fair that she was taken from me. I will make the Suit pay for what he has done to my belovéd…
Ryou: *touches Kaiba affectionately on the shoulder* I'm sure you will, Kaiba. Let's go find her while the others are arguing.
Kaiba: Aren't you worried about their welfare?
Ryou: No. Pegasus is intelligent; he can lead them all back to my house. Besides, you need the most help.
Kaiba: Thank you, Ryou.
Ryou: *blushes* You're welcome, Kaiba.
Back where the rest of the people are…
Yami: Has anyone seen Ryou?
Bakura: No! Where did he go?
Pegasus: I have no idea. You don't suppose the Suit got him, too, do you?
Bakura: We have to go find him! Just think… he could be wandering out there alone, scared… mugged… murdered… and we wouldn't be able to stop it!
*they begin their search for Ryou*
Meanwhile…
Jou-Suit: MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, NOW I WILL BEGIN THE RITUAL THAT WILL PUT YOU INTO THOSE PROSTITUTE GARMENTS. THE PREPARATION IS COMPLETE.
Téa: Wait, I thought you said you had already begun the ritual…
Jou-Suit: I MISCALCULATED.
Téa: Oh.
Jou-Suit: I LOVE YOU, MY SKIMPY-GARMENT-TO-BE…
Téa: I hate you! Leave me alone! *despairingly* Oh, where can my love be…