Authoress's Note: Okay, after a while of being so busy that I barely got nine hours of sleep, I have come to make the next part of the story. *smiles* I am so happy! This part is about a page longer than the others… :-) This one has some vulgar things in it, so watch out…
Disclaimer: I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!"
*Kaiba and Ryou find their way to a certain place called "Yur Aynis Creative Teleportation Facility."
Kaiba: Wow. Let's go inside!
Ryou: Why would we do that? We can find Téa without the help of some crackpot old fool named Yur Aynis.
Kaiba: The name "Yur Aynis" sound familiar… isn't that the name of a planet?
Ryou: No, the planet is pronounced Yur-uh-nus. This person's name is Yur Aynis.
Kaiba: *slaps Ryou* Why are you talking about me like that? I thought you were different from those other people, but all this time you've been trying to get into my pants! I am in a committed relationship to someone else, Ryou. You have to learn that you don't always get what you want! You are the dirtiest (BEEP) I have ever met!
Ryou: *small voice* Um… I wasn't talking about you… that's the person's name…
Kaiba: It is?
Ryou: Yes… do you still want to go in there?
Kaiba: Yes! We will go in there and we will save Téa from that evil suit!
*meanwhile…*
Bakura: Pegasus, are you sure we're going in the right direction?
Pegasus: Yes. If we go to the teleportation facility, she can teleport us to where Kaiba and Ryou are, and if they are with the Suit, then we will triumph! *holds up a blow torch* *it accidentally goes off*
Bakura: *claps hand over mouth and stares at Yami*
Pegasus: *eyes widen and stare at Yami*
Yami: What are you two looking at? OW! AAAH! MY HAIR IS ON FIIIIRE! *runs around screaming*
Pegasus: He doesn't have a very good reaction time, does he, Bakura?
Bakura: No… I don't think so… he never did when we were in Egypt. The rumor was that he got hard five minutes after stimulation occurred.
Pegasus: Oh Gods… *bangs hands on head* Bad image! Bad image!
Yami: *finally puts the fire out* You two hate me!
Bakura and Pegasus: No! Never! *fingers crossed behind backs*
Yami: That's it! I'm going home, changing into a dress, and hitting the mall! You guys have no appreciation of me! *starts crying*
Bakura: *whispers* Oh Gods… he is beginning to act like Yugi… *decides that isn't a nice thought* *walks up to Yami and slaps him in the face* Yo, Pharaoh! You're not quitting now! How would Yugi feel if he knew his dark side was giving up on saving Jou? He would hate you forever! You have to be strong, Yami, because Yugi just… well, Yugi… Yugiisaweakling. And you have to rise above his impairment and learn how to be the Pharaoh you were in ancient Egypt!
Pegasus: Nice pep talk!
Bakura: *ruffles hair* It was good, wasn't it?
Yami: Oh, thank you, Bakura! Never before have I caught on to the fact that my aibou is a weak little sissy! Thank you for awakening me to the fact that I need to toughen him up before he heads out into the world! *hugs Bakura*
Bakura: *choking* Don't… ack… mention… it…
Pegasus: Now you two, I think we should go find the teleportation shop…
*about five minutes later*
Bakura: Yur Aynis?
Pegasus: Hey! She is a very good teleportation technician! She can't help having a weird name.
Yami: She could change it.
Bakura: Yeah, she could change it…
Yami: Though I hear it is a very trying legal process…
Pegasus: I think she likes her name. It was given to her by her parents; they died seventy years ago of leukemia. Her name was the most important item they gave her!
Yami: But also the lamest…
Pegasus: *pulls the door open and shoves Yami through* Don't talk like that…
Bakura: *sees who is inside* RYOU! *runs up and hugs him* My little baby… are you okay?
Ryou: Yeah, I'm fine. Kaiba's here, too.
Bakura: I noticed.
Kaiba: We must save my true love.
Yur Aynis: I waited until you were all here with me, but now I shall send you all in the name of love to this place where he holds your beautiful maiden prisoner! You shall make your mother proud, Pegasus!
Pegasus: Thank you, grandmother.
Yur Aynis: *concentrates and mumbles some stuff* *everyone disappears in a flash* Godspeed, my little boy…
*in an abandoned warehouse…*
Jou-Suit: O GREAT SUIT-MAKER! PLEASE MAKE THIS FINE YOUNG LADY MY PARTNER FOREVER. TRANSMIT HER SOUL AND MIND INTO THIS PROSTITUTE'S GARMENT SO SHE WILL BE MINE FOREVER!
Téa: *struggles* No! Never!
Jou-Suit: AARGH! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET? I AM TRYING TO DO THE RITUAL THAT WILL UNITE US FOREVER! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WHEN YOU'RE DOING A PATHETIC JOB OF ACTING LIKE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE CONVINCING!
Téa: Okay… *lets out a loud wail* Go away! I hate you! I don't want to be with you forever!
Jou-Suit: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, MY BEAUTIFUL DARLING. STRUGGLE, WAIL, SCREAM; NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY POWERS NOW, NOT EVEN THAT STUPID BOYFRIEND OF YOURS!
*suddenly, a brilliant flash shoots through the abandoned warehouse*
Kaiba: You won't do anything to her, Suit! I will stop you!
Jou-Suit: YOU HAVEN'T THE POWER TO STOP ME, LITTLE BRAT! I WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK PIPSQUEAK AND I AM A STRONG SUIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER THE BODY OF SOMEONE WITH A LOT OF STRENGTH. AND IF THAT DOESN'T IMMOBILIZE YOU… JOU LOVES YOU!
Kaiba: He… does?
Jou-Suit: *a brilliant flash of light* YOU FOOL! NO ONE CAN STOP THE SUIT!
Kaiba: *is thrown across the room and lands against the wall, blood streaming down face from a cut on forehead*
Téa: No! *she starts crying* That wasn't supposed to happen!
Jou-Suit: YES, MY DEAR, IT WAS.
Téa: No, it wasn't supposed to happen! Look at the script! *she gets out of her bonds and takes out a worn, black book labeled Pegasus's Wardrobe Change* He's supposed to come through and you give your speech. Then you start laughing and dancing around in a circle while he and his friends try to develop a plan!
Director: Yeah. We're going to have to take this scene from the top, guys. Jou-Suit, you're not acting to the best of your abilities today. Everyone take five. Kaiba, get up.
Kaiba: I knew that fake blood would come in handy sometime…
Director: Good cover, Kaiba. You will someday be a great success in the movie industry.
Kaiba: Thanks. *walks off the set and takes a drink of water*
*five minutes later*
Director: And… action!
*in an abandoned warehouse…*
Jou-Suit: O GREAT SUIT-MAKER! PLEASE MAKE THIS FINE YOUNG LADY MY PARTNER FOREVER. TRANSMIT HER SOUL AND MIND INTO THIS PROSTITUTE'S GARMENT SO SHE WILL BE MINE FOREVER!
Téa: *struggles* No! Never!
Jou-Suit: AARGH! WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET? I AM TRYING TO DO THE RITUAL THAT WILL UNITE US FOREVER! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WHEN YOU'RE DOING A PATHETIC JOB OF ACTING LIKE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE CONVINCING!
Téa: Okay… *lets out a loud wail* Go away! I hate you! I don't want to be with you forever!
Jou-Suit: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, MY BEAUTIFUL DARLING. STRUGGLE, WAIL, SCREAM; NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY POWERS NOW, NOT EVEN THAT STUPID BOYFRIEND OF YOURS!
*suddenly, a brilliant flash shoots through the abandoned warehouse*
Kaiba: You won't do anything to her, Suit! I will stop you!
Jou-Suit: YOU HAVEN'T THE POWER TO STOP ME, LITTLE BRAT! I WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK PIPSQUEAK AND I AM A STRONG SUIT THAT HAS TAKEN OVER THE BODY OF SOMEONE WITH A LOT OF STRENGTH. AND IF THAT DOESN'T IMMOBILIZE YOU… JOU LOVES YOU!
Kaiba: He… does?
Jou-Suit: YES, AND NOW I WILL TRY TO KILL YOU USING MY INSANE CIRCLE! *jumps around in a circle hooting like a monkey*
Kaiba: Oh, please…
*everyone else appears*
Kaiba: Let's go kick some Suit!