Authoress's Note: FINALLY THE LAST CHAPTER! The last one kind of left off at a cliffhanger… I don't own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" READ AND REVIEW!
Jou-Suit: *finally figures out that the circle isn't working* WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS PROTECTING YOU FROM MY AWESOME POWER?
Bakura: *laughs quietly* This suit is insane.
Jou-Suit: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE SUIT! *levitates Kaiba and slams him into the wall* YOU ARE PATHETIC! YOU ARE A WRETCH THAT DOES NOT DESERVE THE BEAUTY OF MY CHOSEN ONE! *levitates him again and shoves him into a beam*
Kaiba: *falls to the floor with a yelp and gets to my feet* At least I don't have to force her love! *is too angry to feel pain*
Jou-Suit: NO, YOU BUY IT!
Kaiba: That's it. This *BEEP* is going down! *runs at the Suit with a blowtorch* You *BEEP(FRENCH CUSS WORD)!* *turns the blowtorch on and lets the stream of fire at the Suit*
Jou-Suit: NO! YOU HAVE DESTROYED ME! I AM ON FIRE, YOU PATHETIC BAKA! NOW MY SWEET DARLING AND I WILL NEVER BE UNITED!
Téa: Oh, please. I hate you! Kaiba is my one true love! We will be together forever!
Kaiba: *looks uneasy*
Pegasus: I'll take care of this son of a *BEEP.* You free Téa.
Jou-Suit: *evil laughter* YOU FOOL! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY ME? I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL SUIT! I FEAR NOTHING!
Pegasus: You're burning to a crisp.
Kaiba: *runs to Téa and undoes her bonds*
Téa: Oh, my love!
Kaiba: Yeah. Be right back… *runs toward the suit and kicks the flaming mass of fabric* DIE YOU SON OF A *BEEP*!!!!
*a massive explosion reverberates through the warehouse, and everyone is blown back several feet. KAIBA is covering his eyes, concerned for Jou's safety, and TÉA is holding onto KAIBA*
Kaiba: *shoves her off and runs toward a small, naked form in the center of the warehouse* JOU! *holds his limp form, tears in eyes* Wake up, Jou…
*everyone else runs over to the scene*
Kaiba: *more tears* You can't die, Jou… come on, you stupid puppy dog…
Jou: *lets out a low moan* *closes eyes tightly and opens them* Where am I? What's happenin'? Oh, Kaiba… *shakes head* What are ya doin'?
Kaiba: You're okay… *eyes start to tear* *hugs him*
Jou: *eyes widen* Yah, Kaiba. Why wouldn't I be? An' aren't ya goin' steady with Téa? Besides, you're rich and ya don't want a pathetic lil' puppy like me.
Kaiba: That's not true, Jou… *looks down* I… I didn't really want to go with Téa. She was the first one who acknowledged me as something more. I'm so sorry…
Jou: S'okay, Kaiba. *kisses him*
Kaiba: *kisses back*
Téa: *stands there with a shocked expression on face* Kaiba! YOU DIRTY, CHEATING *BEEP!* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE LIKE THEM! THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Kaiba: Save it, Téa. *turns to Jou and picks him up* Let's get out of here.
*everyone starts walking away but Téa*
Téa: YOU WILL ROT IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS! HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG! IT'S IMMORAL! KAIBA, LISTEN TO ME! GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS IF YOU JUST STAY WITH ME! *is in tears* I LOVE YOU, KAIBA!
*everyone just keeps walking*
*the scene fades as TÉA falls to the floor and cries*
*Pegasus's mansion* *everyone is glued to the television set*
Reporter: …dead in a warehouse. The girl has been identified and her parents have been informed. No one knows how she arrived at the warehouse, and she disappeared the same night that she was on a date with Seto Kaiba, the man in charge of KaibaCorp. When questioned by the police, Kaiba had apparently broken up with Téa at a fancy restaurant. Witnesses reported him leaving with some other people while she went off with a strangely-dressed man…
Bakura: *looks back down at the book I'm reading* Wow.
Kaiba: If she hadn't been so anti-homosexual, she would have left with us and nothing would have happened to her. *ruffles Jou's hair* It's sad that a person of her caliber could be so…
Pegasus: Stupid?
Kaiba: Then again, she always lacked common sense.
Ryou: We all thought that you liked her.
Kaiba: I don't know what had happened to me. I think the Suit clouded my judgment so I would not deprive him of his host… my little puppy dog… *kisses Jou passionately*
VU: I wonder who killed her.
Bakura: When did you show up?
VU: Just now. I wanted to check and see how this story was coming.
Kaiba: Thank you for letting me end up with my little puppy dog. *kisses Jou passionately*
VU: You're welcome. *turns to Pegasus* You need a new suit, so I went to the mall and bought one for you… *holds up a scarlet suit*
Pegasus: *stares at it*
Bakura: Try it on, Pegasus. It can't be that bad…
Pegasus: Okay…
*everyone holds their breath as he tries on the suit*
Pegasus: You know, I really like this suit. It reminds me of the clothing I wore when I was a young teenage boy.
Bakura: *kisses Pegasus* I'm happy for you.
Ryou: Where is Yami at?
Kaiba: He's being Yugi's drill sergeant. Yugi's a pathetic weakling.
Jou: He's not a weakling; he's just very sensitive.
Kaiba: Whatever… *throws a pillow at Bakura*
Bakura: Hey! *throws the pillow back and hits Ryou*
Ryou: What the *BEEP?* *throws two pillows – one hits Bakura and the other hits Kaiba*
Kaiba: Baka! *throws the pillow back at him and hits Pegasus*
Ryou: Your aim sucks. *laughs*
Kaiba: Oh yeah? *throws another one that hits Ryou square in the face*
Bakura: Hey! No one messes with my aibou! *throws a series of pillows at Kaiba*
*the entire room turns into ground zero*