Chapter Four: Truth or Dare

Alexis walked back over to the 'group'. When she got there she just burst out in laughter. "Legolas..." she said between laughing,"...what are you doing in my dress?"

Legolas growled. "It's their fault. I lost the hand, thus I got the Dare, and they made me dress up in your dress."

She sat down still laughing. "You should know better"

"You want to play too?" Thranduil said cheerfully. "The rules are rather simple. We each take a turn as dealer, the one who gives the Truth/Dare and the cards. Then each person gets two cards, and the one with the lowest is the one who has to either answer the Truth or do the Dare."

"Sure why not. Whose turn is it?" She said sitting down next to her brother.

"It's Legolas's turn to deal, as he lost the last one." Celeborn said, still staring at Alexis. Legolas nodded, looking irritated about his dressed up state.

"Now is it the lowest combined, Right?" She noticed angry looks from Galadriel.

"Yes." Galadriel muttered, still looking murderous.

Alexis looked a little scared and scooted towards her brother some. "Ok then."

Legolas nodded and dealt everyone two cards. He couldn't read anyone's face, so whoever had gotten the lowest cards was a mystery.

Shadow: Alexis looked at her cards. 20. Ace and a Queen. she sighed and smiled as she looked around the group.

"Okay, everyone, what are your cards?" Legolas asked. "20." Alexis said, smiling. "20." Thranduil replied. "15" Galadriel commented. "17" Celeborn said. "9" Elrond grumbled. "13" Glorfindel grinned. Haldir looked unhappy. "What you get, Haldir?" "...4."

Alexis smiled. "Well Legolas what ya going to do?" she asked. "Yea." Elrond chimed in still staring at her.

"Truth or dare, Haldir?" Legolas said, thinking of what he was going to do to the normally arrogant border guard.

"Dare." Haldir squeaked. "Okay. You have to kiss whichever BOY here you find most attractive, excluding me, of course." Legolas said, simply not able to think of anything else. Haldir turned bright red.

Alexis giggled but the 3 elven boys backed up just a bit. "Kiss them where?" Elrond chirped.

Legolas smiled cruelly. "On the mouth."

Alexis smiled evilly. Oh this is going to be so funny. I whish I had a recorder. She thought to herself as the tree boys gulped.

Haldir got up, swallowing. He moved over to where the boys were. The boys all cowered from him, something he'd probably enjoy if he wasn't thinking about what he'd have to do. Haldir leaned over and kissed Celeborn on the lips before running back and crouching into a hiding position.

Celeborn spit immediately and started a chant of "Ew! Ew! Ew!" while the other boys started giving thanks to Elbreth that it hadn't been them.

Alexis was laughing along with her brother. This is such good blackmail. She thought. "Ok Haldir it's your turn to deal." Alexis said her laughing now toned down to a giggle.

Haldir deled, and Legolas looked at his cards. A Five...and a Queen.15. It could be worse...He thought to himself.

Alexis looked at her cards. Three and a...two. She gulped. That was the one of the lowest combos you could get. She was in for it. She shouldn't have laughed....

"Cards?" "15" Legolas announced. "17" Thranduil sighed. "16." Galadriel and Celeborn said in unison. "11" Glorfindel said. "14" Elrond said. "What about you, Alexis?" Haldir asked.

She sighed. "5"

Legolas smiled. Payback for the laughter, Alexis. He thought.

"Truth or Dare?" Haldir asked.

She was daring. She was dating a Dark Elf..." Dare"

She's going to regret that. Legolas thought. Haldir thought for a moment. "Okay. Whoever you find most REPULSIVE in the room, you have to make out with them for at least 10 seconds."

Alexis walked over to Thranduil and got on her knees so that they were eye level. In her mind she shuddered. Making out with your dad was very much ick factor 10. But she did and quickly went and sat back down seeing a bit of jealously from Elrond and Celeborn

Thranduil reacted. "EWWW!" He yelled. Elrond and Celeborn were looking at him as if he was crazy, but...

Haldir handed her the cards and she dealt them out. She saw mixed expressions but couldn't really determine who had what.

Legolas looked at his cards. An Eight and a Six. He said to himself. Not horrible, but not absolutely wonderful either...

"Ok everyone what do you all got?" Alexis asked. "Cards?" Alexis asked

"14" Legolas announced.

"20" Thranduil said.

 "16." Galadriel and Glorfindel said in unison.

"14" Elrond said.

"Celeborn, what are your cards?"

Celeborn looked up. "10" he sighed.

Alexis smiled. "Ok then, Truth or dare?"

Celeborn looked at Thranduil, who was looking sick, at Legolas who was still wearing the dress, and at the extremely red Haldir. "Truth." he decided.

"ok then, have you ever fantise about another boy in the room and if so what did you fantise?" she asked smiling.

Celeborn turned VERY red. All the males cowered while the girls leaned in happily to hear.

Alexis leaned in. "Well Celeborn..."

Celeborn was beyond red he had turned magenta. "Ummm.....Legolas." he said sheepishly. Legolas turned magenta as well. He could just see the laugher in her face. "We were in the forest...and well it kinda gets into a NC-17 rating after that."

Everyone in the room, except for Legolas and Celeborn, collapsed in laughter. "Ai, Elberth...NC-17, Celeborn, really?" Glorfindel asked.

Celeborn lowered his head. "Yes..."

Legolas tried to rid himself of the horrible mental images. He was unsuccessful, so he stood up and crossed his arms over his chest. "All right, that's enough Truth and Dare. We WILL do something else now. We'll go outside." Everyone looked at him and cracked up again. Legolas looked down and blushed. "...right after I get out of this dress."

Alexis got up. "Perhaps I should change in to some traveling outfit." She said then remembering something. "Legolas, What about the 8 legged freaks that live in the forest is that a good idea?"

"With any luck, we'll be able to avoid their territories." Legolas replied distractedly. He left the room to change before Alexis could tell him that this, perhaps, was not the day to be trusting in luck...

Alexis told them all to stay put as she needed to change. And they actually lessoned to her! She came back dressed from head to toe in black. Elrond liked this...a lot. She was dressed more his style. She sat down and waited for her brother.

Legolas came back in wearing his normal green-brown. He looked at them. "OK, let's go out."