Just a Normal Day at Busch Gardens
This fan fiction features: All of the Suzaku seven, all of the Seiryu seven, a couple of my friends, and one very crazy authoress. *some special guests will be stopping by*
Disclaimer, I don't own any of the characters. Its all thanks to the luverly Wu Watase.
Also, I'm trying to please everybody.and that includes myself so don't go haywire if I happen to insult on of your favorite characters. Remember everyone fiction is as fiction does!
And the day began.
Colette: Ciao! I am your authoress for the day or your narrator, since I'm extremely bored and slightly crazy tonight I decided to entertain everyone in a sweet little innocent fan fiction. Ahem, anyways I hope you enjoy it.
Nuriko: Colette dear?
Colette: What.I was talking.
Nuriko: Can we please get on with things, everyone is in the van and ready to go!! Plus I brought my karaoke machine!!
Colette: *tries to run away* Oh! Hell no! I'm not spending twenty minutes in a van with you wailing at the top of your lungs over a microphone!
Nuriko: *grabs Colette and throws her in the car* Pftt.I never get my way and I'm the authoress.
Tasuki: Hi Colette!
Colette: *blushes* //whisper// I love Tasuki, he's just the best guy.*sighs*
Chichiri: Can we get the hell out of here, ya know?
Lydia: I don't care just as long as I'm with you.*drools*
Chichiri: *laughs nervously*
Chiriko: I don't feel good today so I'm gonna stay here with Mitsukake.bye! *waves at leaving van* Everyone: *sighs of relief*
Mean while the Seiryu seven were on they're way out.
Nakago: I can't wait to ride on the kumba.it should be fun.
Suboshi: I wonder if they have any two seat rides *looks over at Yui*
Yui: Back off *scoots away*
Tomo: Hello Nakago, sit by me.*puts arm around Nakago*
Nakago: *shoots life force blast* get the fuck away!!
Amiboshi: Please.peace!
Suboshi: Brother.we are so different!
Amiboshi: We are but we get along soo well!
Suboshi: Yep!
Yui, Tomo, Nakago: Must be some sort of twin thing.
Sesshomaru: Tell me again.why I decided to come with you?
Nakago: Are you questioning me?
Sesshomaru: What if I am?
Nakago: DIE! *shoots life force blast*
Yui: Shut up everyone! Can we please get the fuck out of here?
Okay so they are crazy.about twenty minutes later the whole crew arrives at Busch Gardens.
Colette: We had already paid our tickets and the two groups of people just glared at each other, except for me cause.I'm sensible.
Amiboshi: Hi Miaka!
Miaka: Hi! *trips* Help me Tamahome
Tamahome: MIAKA!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!
Kathleen: Do they have to over react like that?
Nuriko: You bet.
Lydia: Hey Chichiri lets go off on our own.*huggles Chichiri*
Chichiri: Um.well.I don't think.
Tasuki: Oahhh! What is that roller coaster.?
Colette: Gwazi there are two parts lion and tiger.
Suzaku Seven: LION!
Seiryu Seven: TIGER!
Colette: The entire group rushed off to Gwazi, the seating was, me next to Tasuki in the front, Nuriko and Hotohori behind us Chichiri and Lydia behind them, Tamahome and guess who. Kathleen was behind them sitting with..OMG..OLIVER WOOD.*contains self*
The Seiryu were sitting, Nakago and Tomo, Yui and Suboshi, Amiboshi and Sesshomaru, and Draco with Kim [Golden].*contains self*
Tasuki: This is gonna be fun!
Chichiri: I'm scared, ya know!
Nuriko: My hair is gonna get messed up
Nakago: Why do I have to sit with the cackling queer!
Tomo: Lets not talk about who is queer.
Miaka: Tamahome
Tamahome: Miaka
Yui: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hotohori: Miaka I love you and have always loved you and-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Lydia: *huggles Chichiri* If I fall out will you save me?
Chichiri: Lets not talk about falling out.ya know.
Kathleen: //whispering// how about one of those huts?
Oliver: //whispering// as soon as this ride is over..
Colette: Its starting! WHOO!! The coaster whooshed down and then started its climb.
Chichiri: I shouldn't have done this, I shouldn't have done this..
Nuriko: My hair.*cries*
Miaka: Tamahome.that villain Sesshomaru is looking at me!
Tamahome: DIE!
Colette: PLEASE no killing on the roller coaster!!
Sesshomaru: Why would I be interested in a lowly pathetic human!?
Colette: No one could reply because the ride took off.
Chichiri: OH SUZAKU SAVE ME!!!
Tomo: My feather things!
Nakago: Whatever.
Colette: The ride was over too soon, and only Chichiri, Nuriko, and Tomo disliked it. Miaka almost died like four times in the time span of the ride so. probably we'll get kicked out.
Tasuki: Whats next?!
Draco: Kim.where is Harry I want to kill him.
Harry: I'm right here you yellow-bellied coward.
Colette: STOP FUCKING AROUND ASSHOLES! Tasuki: Do you know that boy?
Colette: In my own special way.hehehehe
Nakago: Kumba!
Tomo: The carousel!
Chichiri: Nah, that spins too fast ya know.
Colette: Okay how about a water ride?
Everyone: AGREED!
Kathleen: //whisper to chicks only// take off your bras.lets toy with the men.
Girls: We have to use the bathroom.
Colette: In some magical way we were all able to sit in the raft thing on Congo river rapids, probably because Kim and Draco disappeared along with Tama and Miaka.oh well.All the girls were bra-less and ready for the cold water to kick in.hehehehe.
Tasuki: This looks like fun.
Chichiri: I don't like water, ya know.
Lydia: Whys that?
Chichiri: My lov- I mean.my best friend drowned in water..
Tasuki: //whisper// what else can you drown in?
Colette: The ride started out fine, except when we plunged and were all pulled off somewhere.
Chichiri: HIKO!! Stop it!!
Hiko: Biach.I cannot believe you biach!
Chiciri: What?
Lydia: Back off you horny gay man!
Hiko: That hoe of yours better not be talking to me biach, *flops hand and snaps fingers*
Chichiri: She isn't a hoe and I'm not your biach.//whispers// well not anymore!
Lydia: What do you mean not anymore?
Chichiri: Long story you don't want to know.
Colette: This is so fucking annoying.
Nuriko: My hair is getting all wet!
Nakago: Hiko? Why don't we just kill him?
Tomo: He's kind of hot.
Hiko: Back off Biach!
Chichiri: Besides he's already dead!
Amiboshi: Why can't you just resolve your differences.
Hiko: Its not that easy you stupid asshole, he freakin' killed me!
Kathleen: Could you please just get over it? I want to get wet, 'cause I'm wearing a white shirt so I can harass the guys, that aren't gay.//like Tomo//! So just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU!!!
Hiko: *meep*
Chichiri: She's right ya know.just go away.
Hiko: But I loved you...*falls away into somewhere else*
Colette: In an instant we were back in the make believe Tiki Village.
Lydia: *pissed off* I can't believe you liked a guy!
Chichiri: We all have our faults.
Lydia: He was your best friend.. Chichiri: They make the best lovers, ya know
Everyone: WE DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT!!!
Tasuki: I'm gonna be sick.
Hotohori: I'm so sexy! So sexy! So sexy!
Sesshomaru: I smell the foul stench of a Hanyou.
Inuyasha: Now is that anyway to greet your brother?!
Sesshomaru: I could just kill you..
Inuyasha: I'm the one with the teisaiga, not you.
Sesshomaru: You haven't even mastered it yet!
Inuyasha: Oh hell yes I did! I beat daddy's mortal enemy!
Sesshomaru: You wha-?
Inuyasha: Yep! Now you die!
Amiboshi: Why can't you love each other like me and Suboshi do?
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: 'cause we aren't into incest or twincest either.
Suboshi: What are you saying?
Inuyasha: Ohh nothing.hehehehe.*looks over at Colette*
Tasuki: //whispers under breath// who does he think he's looking at?
Inuyasha: *mouth drops open* wow.
Colette: I'm the authoress, and Inuyasha is not supposed to fall in love with me damn it!
Kathleen: This ride is boring!
Chichiri: Yeah, not nearly as scary as that other one ya know!
Colette: It gets better just you waaaaaaaaiiiiiittttttt! * plummet down the long slide thing and everyone gets drenched *
Nuriko: Damn it I'm all wet!
Nakago: Do you think you're the only one?
Nuriko: Don't mess with me fag boy!
Nakago: Ohh look his talking Mr. Manly Man!
Nuriko: I'm gonna kill you!
Tasuki: Man, they always fight.
Colette: Hey Tasuki.
Tasuki: What...* gets pushed into water by Colette * Man I HATE GIRLS they are cheaters and they don't play fair.
Colette: Aw, Tasuki.I thought you didn't know how to swim!
Tasuki: * meep * Bitch.gurgle gurgle
Inuyasha: Pathetic, I'll get him.
Colette: Hey puppy boy, lay off okay?
Inuyasha: Puppy boy? Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Colette: * walks to Inuyasha and caresses his chin * Inuyasha, SIT!
Inuyasha: * falls through wood bridge * I thought only Kagome could do that!
Colette: I am the goddamn authoress so don't question my authority!!!
Tasuki: Am I just gonna die?
Nuriko: It looks so doesn't it!
Kathleen: C'mon lets go to Kumba.
Everyone: * looks up at Kumba *
Tasuki: I'll just drown then!
Colette: You do that!
Tasuki: * pulls himself out of the water slightly pissed off *
Colette: Towering over us was eight loops of green off the chain coaster action, we couldn't wait to get on.the only problem was seating. There was four people to a row, and we had.Kathleen, Lydia and Me in the front, Tasuki, Hotohori, Chichiri, and Nuriko, then in the very back was Nakago, Tomo, Suboshi, and Amiboshi, Inuyasha was sitting next to me in the front and Sesshomaru had disappeared.
Nuriko: Hotohori.your highness.hehehe
Hotohori: Some one help me.
Nakago: Start the damn thing already!!
Tomo: I'm scared Nakago * huggles Nakago *
Nakago: Get the fuck away! You know I only dig Tama-baby.sexy, sexy, sexy! He's a nice piece of firm ass!
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION!!!
Inuyasha: This is so stupid.
Colette: Si-
Inuyasha: Did I tell you how much I just love this ride?
Chichiri: I'm scared ya know
Lydia: I want to sit with Chichiri!
Kathleen: I wonder where Oliver went?
Suboshi: Wow you have a great view from up here.
Amiboshi: Yeah you really do!
Colette: They act like such a gay couple!
Nakago: I'm really happy Soi isn't here! She's so crazy!
Colette: Chichiri screamed the entire way through the roller coaster, and Inuyasha sat smugly next to me.I think Tomo pissed his pants.
Tomo: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
Chichiri: I'm just gonna die now, ya know
Lydia: No Chichiri! You can't give up! You mustn't give up!
Chichiri: I can't hold on.
Lydia: I'll never let go Chichiri I'll never let go.
Kathleen: Stop being such stupid assholes.
Lydia and Chichiri: Sorry, we got taken by the moment.
Kathleen: * rolls eyes *
Oliver: I found a cabin * raises eyebrows *
Kathleen: Alrighty. * they walk to the cabin and start passionately kissing *
Oliver: Can I make you mine?
Kathleen: Make me whatever you want.* he ran his hand down her.
STATIC SCRATCH SCHTCHTTT SCRAT STATIC sorry ladies and gentlemen we'll have to cancel this broadcast due to technical difficulties, please stand by.
Colette: Well, we just lost another couple.
Caitlin: Whore?
Colette: Slut?
Caitlin: Strumpet?
Colette: Streetwalker?
Caitlin: OMG!!!
Colette: Dude!
Ron: Hi I'm Ron Weasley.
Colette: Wha-.Caitlin?! * Shocked *
Caitlin: * blushes * what?
Colette: I don't even have control over my own fan fiction!! * cries *
Tasuki: Get over it!
Colette: * pushes Tasuki in water *
Tasuki: HELP ME!
Colette: Get over it.
Inuyasha: You are such a bitch * shocked *
Colette: Get over it and SIT!
Inuyasha: * falls through the walk way * Ow.
Nakago: This is so annoying.
Nuriko: You're face is annoying!
Tamahome: MIAKA!
Miaka: HELP ME TAMAHOME!
Caitlin: They are so annoying!
Ron: Here I'll deal with it * points wand at Miaka * Stuptify!
Caitlin: Good job!
Tamahome: You killed her! You did! BASTARD!!!
Ron: * meep * HELP!
Colette: Tamahome dear? * pushes Tamahome into Tiger exhibit * Hehehehehehe, tiger food! Hotohori: I'm too sexy for my shoe, too sexy for my shoe, too sexy yeah! I'm too sexy for my box, too sexy for my box, too sexy yeah!!
Lydia: God save us all.
Chichiri: This is crazy, ya know!
Lydia: You drive me crazy!
Chichiri: And I just can't sleep!
Colette: STOP!! That's it! I'm gonna take five! I can't handle this! * takes off *
Naraku: Where is Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: NARAKU?
Naraku: Nah, the Easter bunny, assholes!
Colette: What the fuck are you doing in MY fan fiction?
Tasuki: If you hurt Colette, I'll kick your ass.
Colette: How could he hurt me I'm the authoress!!??
Naraku: * hits Colette *
Colette: You bastard!!!
Tasuki: REKKA SHIEN!!
Naraku: OWIE!!
Colette: We'll be right back folks!!
This fan fiction features: All of the Suzaku seven, all of the Seiryu seven, a couple of my friends, and one very crazy authoress. *some special guests will be stopping by*
Disclaimer, I don't own any of the characters. Its all thanks to the luverly Wu Watase.
Also, I'm trying to please everybody.and that includes myself so don't go haywire if I happen to insult on of your favorite characters. Remember everyone fiction is as fiction does!
And the day began.
Colette: Ciao! I am your authoress for the day or your narrator, since I'm extremely bored and slightly crazy tonight I decided to entertain everyone in a sweet little innocent fan fiction. Ahem, anyways I hope you enjoy it.
Nuriko: Colette dear?
Colette: What.I was talking.
Nuriko: Can we please get on with things, everyone is in the van and ready to go!! Plus I brought my karaoke machine!!
Colette: *tries to run away* Oh! Hell no! I'm not spending twenty minutes in a van with you wailing at the top of your lungs over a microphone!
Nuriko: *grabs Colette and throws her in the car* Pftt.I never get my way and I'm the authoress.
Tasuki: Hi Colette!
Colette: *blushes* //whisper// I love Tasuki, he's just the best guy.*sighs*
Chichiri: Can we get the hell out of here, ya know?
Lydia: I don't care just as long as I'm with you.*drools*
Chichiri: *laughs nervously*
Chiriko: I don't feel good today so I'm gonna stay here with Mitsukake.bye! *waves at leaving van* Everyone: *sighs of relief*
Mean while the Seiryu seven were on they're way out.
Nakago: I can't wait to ride on the kumba.it should be fun.
Suboshi: I wonder if they have any two seat rides *looks over at Yui*
Yui: Back off *scoots away*
Tomo: Hello Nakago, sit by me.*puts arm around Nakago*
Nakago: *shoots life force blast* get the fuck away!!
Amiboshi: Please.peace!
Suboshi: Brother.we are so different!
Amiboshi: We are but we get along soo well!
Suboshi: Yep!
Yui, Tomo, Nakago: Must be some sort of twin thing.
Sesshomaru: Tell me again.why I decided to come with you?
Nakago: Are you questioning me?
Sesshomaru: What if I am?
Nakago: DIE! *shoots life force blast*
Yui: Shut up everyone! Can we please get the fuck out of here?
Okay so they are crazy.about twenty minutes later the whole crew arrives at Busch Gardens.
Colette: We had already paid our tickets and the two groups of people just glared at each other, except for me cause.I'm sensible.
Amiboshi: Hi Miaka!
Miaka: Hi! *trips* Help me Tamahome
Tamahome: MIAKA!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!
Kathleen: Do they have to over react like that?
Nuriko: You bet.
Lydia: Hey Chichiri lets go off on our own.*huggles Chichiri*
Chichiri: Um.well.I don't think.
Tasuki: Oahhh! What is that roller coaster.?
Colette: Gwazi there are two parts lion and tiger.
Suzaku Seven: LION!
Seiryu Seven: TIGER!
Colette: The entire group rushed off to Gwazi, the seating was, me next to Tasuki in the front, Nuriko and Hotohori behind us Chichiri and Lydia behind them, Tamahome and guess who. Kathleen was behind them sitting with..OMG..OLIVER WOOD.*contains self*
The Seiryu were sitting, Nakago and Tomo, Yui and Suboshi, Amiboshi and Sesshomaru, and Draco with Kim [Golden].*contains self*
Tasuki: This is gonna be fun!
Chichiri: I'm scared, ya know!
Nuriko: My hair is gonna get messed up
Nakago: Why do I have to sit with the cackling queer!
Tomo: Lets not talk about who is queer.
Miaka: Tamahome
Tamahome: Miaka
Yui: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hotohori: Miaka I love you and have always loved you and-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Lydia: *huggles Chichiri* If I fall out will you save me?
Chichiri: Lets not talk about falling out.ya know.
Kathleen: //whispering// how about one of those huts?
Oliver: //whispering// as soon as this ride is over..
Colette: Its starting! WHOO!! The coaster whooshed down and then started its climb.
Chichiri: I shouldn't have done this, I shouldn't have done this..
Nuriko: My hair.*cries*
Miaka: Tamahome.that villain Sesshomaru is looking at me!
Tamahome: DIE!
Colette: PLEASE no killing on the roller coaster!!
Sesshomaru: Why would I be interested in a lowly pathetic human!?
Colette: No one could reply because the ride took off.
Chichiri: OH SUZAKU SAVE ME!!!
Tomo: My feather things!
Nakago: Whatever.
Colette: The ride was over too soon, and only Chichiri, Nuriko, and Tomo disliked it. Miaka almost died like four times in the time span of the ride so. probably we'll get kicked out.
Tasuki: Whats next?!
Draco: Kim.where is Harry I want to kill him.
Harry: I'm right here you yellow-bellied coward.
Colette: STOP FUCKING AROUND ASSHOLES! Tasuki: Do you know that boy?
Colette: In my own special way.hehehehe
Nakago: Kumba!
Tomo: The carousel!
Chichiri: Nah, that spins too fast ya know.
Colette: Okay how about a water ride?
Everyone: AGREED!
Kathleen: //whisper to chicks only// take off your bras.lets toy with the men.
Girls: We have to use the bathroom.
Colette: In some magical way we were all able to sit in the raft thing on Congo river rapids, probably because Kim and Draco disappeared along with Tama and Miaka.oh well.All the girls were bra-less and ready for the cold water to kick in.hehehehe.
Tasuki: This looks like fun.
Chichiri: I don't like water, ya know.
Lydia: Whys that?
Chichiri: My lov- I mean.my best friend drowned in water..
Tasuki: //whisper// what else can you drown in?
Colette: The ride started out fine, except when we plunged and were all pulled off somewhere.
Chichiri: HIKO!! Stop it!!
Hiko: Biach.I cannot believe you biach!
Chiciri: What?
Lydia: Back off you horny gay man!
Hiko: That hoe of yours better not be talking to me biach, *flops hand and snaps fingers*
Chichiri: She isn't a hoe and I'm not your biach.//whispers// well not anymore!
Lydia: What do you mean not anymore?
Chichiri: Long story you don't want to know.
Colette: This is so fucking annoying.
Nuriko: My hair is getting all wet!
Nakago: Hiko? Why don't we just kill him?
Tomo: He's kind of hot.
Hiko: Back off Biach!
Chichiri: Besides he's already dead!
Amiboshi: Why can't you just resolve your differences.
Hiko: Its not that easy you stupid asshole, he freakin' killed me!
Kathleen: Could you please just get over it? I want to get wet, 'cause I'm wearing a white shirt so I can harass the guys, that aren't gay.//like Tomo//! So just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU!!!
Hiko: *meep*
Chichiri: She's right ya know.just go away.
Hiko: But I loved you...*falls away into somewhere else*
Colette: In an instant we were back in the make believe Tiki Village.
Lydia: *pissed off* I can't believe you liked a guy!
Chichiri: We all have our faults.
Lydia: He was your best friend.. Chichiri: They make the best lovers, ya know
Everyone: WE DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT!!!
Tasuki: I'm gonna be sick.
Hotohori: I'm so sexy! So sexy! So sexy!
Sesshomaru: I smell the foul stench of a Hanyou.
Inuyasha: Now is that anyway to greet your brother?!
Sesshomaru: I could just kill you..
Inuyasha: I'm the one with the teisaiga, not you.
Sesshomaru: You haven't even mastered it yet!
Inuyasha: Oh hell yes I did! I beat daddy's mortal enemy!
Sesshomaru: You wha-?
Inuyasha: Yep! Now you die!
Amiboshi: Why can't you love each other like me and Suboshi do?
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: 'cause we aren't into incest or twincest either.
Suboshi: What are you saying?
Inuyasha: Ohh nothing.hehehehe.*looks over at Colette*
Tasuki: //whispers under breath// who does he think he's looking at?
Inuyasha: *mouth drops open* wow.
Colette: I'm the authoress, and Inuyasha is not supposed to fall in love with me damn it!
Kathleen: This ride is boring!
Chichiri: Yeah, not nearly as scary as that other one ya know!
Colette: It gets better just you waaaaaaaaiiiiiittttttt! * plummet down the long slide thing and everyone gets drenched *
Nuriko: Damn it I'm all wet!
Nakago: Do you think you're the only one?
Nuriko: Don't mess with me fag boy!
Nakago: Ohh look his talking Mr. Manly Man!
Nuriko: I'm gonna kill you!
Tasuki: Man, they always fight.
Colette: Hey Tasuki.
Tasuki: What...* gets pushed into water by Colette * Man I HATE GIRLS they are cheaters and they don't play fair.
Colette: Aw, Tasuki.I thought you didn't know how to swim!
Tasuki: * meep * Bitch.gurgle gurgle
Inuyasha: Pathetic, I'll get him.
Colette: Hey puppy boy, lay off okay?
Inuyasha: Puppy boy? Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Colette: * walks to Inuyasha and caresses his chin * Inuyasha, SIT!
Inuyasha: * falls through wood bridge * I thought only Kagome could do that!
Colette: I am the goddamn authoress so don't question my authority!!!
Tasuki: Am I just gonna die?
Nuriko: It looks so doesn't it!
Kathleen: C'mon lets go to Kumba.
Everyone: * looks up at Kumba *
Tasuki: I'll just drown then!
Colette: You do that!
Tasuki: * pulls himself out of the water slightly pissed off *
Colette: Towering over us was eight loops of green off the chain coaster action, we couldn't wait to get on.the only problem was seating. There was four people to a row, and we had.Kathleen, Lydia and Me in the front, Tasuki, Hotohori, Chichiri, and Nuriko, then in the very back was Nakago, Tomo, Suboshi, and Amiboshi, Inuyasha was sitting next to me in the front and Sesshomaru had disappeared.
Nuriko: Hotohori.your highness.hehehe
Hotohori: Some one help me.
Nakago: Start the damn thing already!!
Tomo: I'm scared Nakago * huggles Nakago *
Nakago: Get the fuck away! You know I only dig Tama-baby.sexy, sexy, sexy! He's a nice piece of firm ass!
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION!!!
Inuyasha: This is so stupid.
Colette: Si-
Inuyasha: Did I tell you how much I just love this ride?
Chichiri: I'm scared ya know
Lydia: I want to sit with Chichiri!
Kathleen: I wonder where Oliver went?
Suboshi: Wow you have a great view from up here.
Amiboshi: Yeah you really do!
Colette: They act like such a gay couple!
Nakago: I'm really happy Soi isn't here! She's so crazy!
Colette: Chichiri screamed the entire way through the roller coaster, and Inuyasha sat smugly next to me.I think Tomo pissed his pants.
Tomo: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom
Chichiri: I'm just gonna die now, ya know
Lydia: No Chichiri! You can't give up! You mustn't give up!
Chichiri: I can't hold on.
Lydia: I'll never let go Chichiri I'll never let go.
Kathleen: Stop being such stupid assholes.
Lydia and Chichiri: Sorry, we got taken by the moment.
Kathleen: * rolls eyes *
Oliver: I found a cabin * raises eyebrows *
Kathleen: Alrighty. * they walk to the cabin and start passionately kissing *
Oliver: Can I make you mine?
Kathleen: Make me whatever you want.* he ran his hand down her.
STATIC SCRATCH SCHTCHTTT SCRAT STATIC sorry ladies and gentlemen we'll have to cancel this broadcast due to technical difficulties, please stand by.
Colette: Well, we just lost another couple.
Caitlin: Whore?
Colette: Slut?
Caitlin: Strumpet?
Colette: Streetwalker?
Caitlin: OMG!!!
Colette: Dude!
Ron: Hi I'm Ron Weasley.
Colette: Wha-.Caitlin?! * Shocked *
Caitlin: * blushes * what?
Colette: I don't even have control over my own fan fiction!! * cries *
Tasuki: Get over it!
Colette: * pushes Tasuki in water *
Tasuki: HELP ME!
Colette: Get over it.
Inuyasha: You are such a bitch * shocked *
Colette: Get over it and SIT!
Inuyasha: * falls through the walk way * Ow.
Nakago: This is so annoying.
Nuriko: You're face is annoying!
Tamahome: MIAKA!
Miaka: HELP ME TAMAHOME!
Caitlin: They are so annoying!
Ron: Here I'll deal with it * points wand at Miaka * Stuptify!
Caitlin: Good job!
Tamahome: You killed her! You did! BASTARD!!!
Ron: * meep * HELP!
Colette: Tamahome dear? * pushes Tamahome into Tiger exhibit * Hehehehehehe, tiger food! Hotohori: I'm too sexy for my shoe, too sexy for my shoe, too sexy yeah! I'm too sexy for my box, too sexy for my box, too sexy yeah!!
Lydia: God save us all.
Chichiri: This is crazy, ya know!
Lydia: You drive me crazy!
Chichiri: And I just can't sleep!
Colette: STOP!! That's it! I'm gonna take five! I can't handle this! * takes off *
Naraku: Where is Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: NARAKU?
Naraku: Nah, the Easter bunny, assholes!
Colette: What the fuck are you doing in MY fan fiction?
Tasuki: If you hurt Colette, I'll kick your ass.
Colette: How could he hurt me I'm the authoress!!??
Naraku: * hits Colette *
Colette: You bastard!!!
Tasuki: REKKA SHIEN!!
Naraku: OWIE!!
Colette: We'll be right back folks!!