Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT! Hermione sang
in a conga rhythm.
"What's up your arse?" Ron enquired knowing she had
a problem not because of the way she was talking, but because she had
only swore once when a piece of debris had come
flying out of Neville's cauldron hitting her on the back.(Snape had taken 35
points
off her).
"My History of Magic assignment, I swear I left it
on the table last night, it's due in today, I can't let Binns
down. Ohhhhhhh that
took a lot of time." She replied.
"It's probably at Hagrid's" Ron said. "Now, Moving
on, I need you to help me get revenge on..."
"Hagrid! Of course!" She gave Ron a peck on the
cheek at ran off at full throttle.
"Bitch!" Ron proclaimed. "She didn't even help
me!"
Eating kippers at the Slytherin table, Draco
Malfoy, a racist boy with peroxide yellow hair spotted Hermione running like a
very fast
troll was in close pursuit.
"Run MudBlood, Run" He half-snickered, half-yelled
ducking so a teacher wouldn't see him.
Without a second glance, Hermione held her wand
over her shoulder and yelled 'cutus'.
The decorated Christmas Tree behind Malfoy lost its
balance and fell on and Goyle and Malfoy. They both gave loud shreaks as it
smothered them. (Crabbe managed to jump out of
the way at the last minute. He landed on a second year who had to spend 3
days at the infirmary).
Hermione in her mad rush, didn't notice the Man in
tattered robes coming through the main door.
Crunch! They collided. Hermione bounced back and
landed on her back while the man staggered around blindly before landing in
the broom cupboard.
"Watch where your goin' ya stupid git", he yelled
as soon as he managed to get out of the broom closet on two feet.
Hermione would of apologised - but she was lying on
her back kicking her legs like a poisoned cockroach, even if she hadn't got
winded, the weight of her shoulder bag dragged her
down.
The man sighed and offered his hand she took it and
with a lot of effort, managed to pull her up. "Gawd, what do ya have in your
bag, a bloody Rewaters Dragon" (ironically a close
relation to the Norwegian Ridge Back).
"Books and..." she cut off "Who are
you?"
"The exorcist".
"Exorcist, for what"
"Dumbledore sent me to sedate Peeves the
Poltergeist, said he's been worse than ever, I offered to have him
depoltergeisted or
removed, but he said it livened the place up, kind
of mad that fool..."
But it was too late, Hermione had already picked
her wand up, and was sprinting full speed towards Hagrid's.
She burst in the hut.
"HAGRID!"
"Garr"!
Hagrid fell off his bed and fell on a small
chair.
"Bloody hell, it's polite to knock
fir..."
"Got it!" She screamed in blissful joy. "What's the
time, Oh" She held out her wand "Timus".
A thin wand of smoke came from her wand forming the
numerals 9:17.
"Ahhhhhh, I'm late" she screamed.
She ran off at full speed.
"Nice to see you too" Hagrid mumbled
grumpily.
Breathing fast, Hermione ran like there was
no tomorrow.
Just ahead in her line of vision, she saw some kind
of magazine.
"No time to see" she thought "better move so I
don't slip over".
But it was too late. She slipped over and for the
second time she landed on her back.
She started to weep.
