A/N: This is mental, and probably not very good. Still, I hope you enjoy it!
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One Mental Day at Hogwarts.
by DJ Eagel.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are going for Double Potions with the Slytherins. They open the door to the classroom and see nothing there, except for the rest of the Gryffindors.
Harry and Ron - WHOOHOO! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a huge party complete with music, food, and disco lights. Harry kisses Hermione, and something falls out of her pocket.
Harry - Hey, what's this?
He looks at it.
Harry (reading aloud) - Dear Draco, I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From Hermione. Oh my God! Hermione, you fancy Draco Malfoy?
Hermione - Yes.
Harry - sLAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He slaps her. She slaps back. He slaps her. She slaps back. He slaps her. She slaps back. They carry on like this until Snape and the rest of the Slytherins come in.
Snape - What is going on here? I'm a nasty bastard who has a stupid voice.
Harry - Hermione fancies Malfoy!
Malfoy - Ew! I don't want a Mudblood to fancy me!
He runs out the classroom.
Hermione - He called me a Mudblood! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She runs out the classroom.
Snape - Very strange. The mudblood will get expelled for running out the classroom.
Ron - What about Malfoy, he did too!
Snape - Don't be stupid, Weasly, he's in my house.
Ron - Well, that's not fair, is it?
Snape - shut up! All Gryffindors except Potter are expelled!
Neville - Why isn't Harry expelled?
Snape - I like taking the piss out of him.
All the Gryffindors apart from Harry leave. Dumbledore comes in.
Dumbledore - Snape, you're fired for being a conceited old twat. Slytherins, you're expelled because all Slytherins turn out evil, and evil people don't usually get on my friend list. Bye Bye!
Snape, the Slytherins, and Dumbledore leave.
Harry - WHOOHOO! I HAVE THE PARTY ALL TO MYSELF!
Harry gets up on the decks and starts mixin'.
Harry - I'm DJ Potter, yes I'm DJ Potter D-J P-O-T-T-E-R, yeah!
Talent Scout walks in through the door.
Talent Scout - Wow! You're pretty good, kid! Wanna be signed up on my record label?
Harry - Just give me a quill and the contract!
So, Harry got signed up on Wizard Records, the same record label as the Weird Sisters. He soon made his first appearence in concert, at the London G-A-Y Club.
Harry - I killed you-know-who, when I was Two, and it caused a great big hullabloo! I'm DJ Potter, yes I'm DJ Potter D-J P-O-T-T-E-R, yeah!
Guy in crowd - Weren't you One when you killed you-know-who?
Harry - Shut up, it rhymes!
The song was a smash hit with wizards everywhere, going straight to Number 1. But would the fame go to Harrys head?
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Well, what do you think? Should I write more? Review and tell me!
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One Mental Day at Hogwarts.
by DJ Eagel.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are going for Double Potions with the Slytherins. They open the door to the classroom and see nothing there, except for the rest of the Gryffindors.
Harry and Ron - WHOOHOO! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They have a huge party complete with music, food, and disco lights. Harry kisses Hermione, and something falls out of her pocket.
Harry - Hey, what's this?
He looks at it.
Harry (reading aloud) - Dear Draco, I love you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From Hermione. Oh my God! Hermione, you fancy Draco Malfoy?
Hermione - Yes.
Harry - sLAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He slaps her. She slaps back. He slaps her. She slaps back. He slaps her. She slaps back. They carry on like this until Snape and the rest of the Slytherins come in.
Snape - What is going on here? I'm a nasty bastard who has a stupid voice.
Harry - Hermione fancies Malfoy!
Malfoy - Ew! I don't want a Mudblood to fancy me!
He runs out the classroom.
Hermione - He called me a Mudblood! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She runs out the classroom.
Snape - Very strange. The mudblood will get expelled for running out the classroom.
Ron - What about Malfoy, he did too!
Snape - Don't be stupid, Weasly, he's in my house.
Ron - Well, that's not fair, is it?
Snape - shut up! All Gryffindors except Potter are expelled!
Neville - Why isn't Harry expelled?
Snape - I like taking the piss out of him.
All the Gryffindors apart from Harry leave. Dumbledore comes in.
Dumbledore - Snape, you're fired for being a conceited old twat. Slytherins, you're expelled because all Slytherins turn out evil, and evil people don't usually get on my friend list. Bye Bye!
Snape, the Slytherins, and Dumbledore leave.
Harry - WHOOHOO! I HAVE THE PARTY ALL TO MYSELF!
Harry gets up on the decks and starts mixin'.
Harry - I'm DJ Potter, yes I'm DJ Potter D-J P-O-T-T-E-R, yeah!
Talent Scout walks in through the door.
Talent Scout - Wow! You're pretty good, kid! Wanna be signed up on my record label?
Harry - Just give me a quill and the contract!
So, Harry got signed up on Wizard Records, the same record label as the Weird Sisters. He soon made his first appearence in concert, at the London G-A-Y Club.
Harry - I killed you-know-who, when I was Two, and it caused a great big hullabloo! I'm DJ Potter, yes I'm DJ Potter D-J P-O-T-T-E-R, yeah!
Guy in crowd - Weren't you One when you killed you-know-who?
Harry - Shut up, it rhymes!
The song was a smash hit with wizards everywhere, going straight to Number 1. But would the fame go to Harrys head?
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Well, what do you think? Should I write more? Review and tell me!