Dear Diary,
I had another evil plan these days. I was so sure that this time it wouldn't go wrong, but alas! I didn't succeed again.
I sent Harry Potter a letter bomb. The letter was disguised as a response from the Witch Weekly Contest for the Handsomest Boy in Britain and stated that it contained the first prize. I was so sure it had worked that I didn't think about it anymore and went on in my usual activities in overtaking the world.
A few days later, the letter came back because I had gotten the address of Hogwarts wrong. When I saw that letter in my letter box from Witch Weekly and it said that I had won the Contest for the Handsomest Boy in Britain, I thought it was meant for me. I was so touched that Wormtail might have sent my picture to Witch Weekly as a surprise for me. So I opened the letter.
Now my torture instrument robes are burnt. I am fuming!