I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! OR SOUTH PARK!
This whole mess started when a time portal got ripped open by the use of too many cuss words by Bakura and Cartman. Bakura, Yami Yugi, Tristan, Pegasus, Mai, and Seto all decided to go to a buffet restaurant to relax. But, when they got there, Cartman, Kyle, Tweek, Stan, and Chef are in line ahead of them. Then, pandemonium struck.
Cartman:Well this is awesome guys, front-of-the line! There are no fat a$$&$ to steal all the food.
Tristan:OMG! There is a fat a$$ in front of me stealing all the food! WTF is this?
Kyle:They have Jewish food!
Tweek:Aaaachhh! The noodles are snakes! They're gonna eat me!! Save me!! Can't...Breathe...
Bakura:Fools! They are stealing all the food!
Yami Yugi:Trust in the Heart of the Food Bakura, it will prevent them from eating.
Seto(spits)
Cartman:Holy $^&@! Look at that guy's hair! It looks like he got shocked by a bolt of lightening like 50 times!
Yami Yugi:You mock me mortal?
Cartman:Hahahah! You bet ur a$$ I am!
Pegasus:Let me see how you act when you have no soul!(eye glimmers)
Stan:Dude, there are some @#%s here! They think they can steal souls! That's gay!
Chef:Now hold on children, I think I've got a song for that one...Gay people in line...thinkin' they lookin' fine...Now I can't remember...
Seto:I'm leaving this place(turns around and disappears)
Tristan:Thats a good idea(does the same)
Stan:OMG! More food! This is awesome guys! Dude, Cartman your like scarin' em' all away!
Cartman:I know you fat a$$! Why do you think I said that $^*# in the first place?
Yami Yugi:Hmm time to duel!
Kyle:Dude, this is crazy! Look you nutcase, dueling is when people fist fight...Look how short we are!
Yami Yugi:No, dueling is when you fight someone with cards!
Pegasus:Time to steal a soul! (looks at Tweek and steals his soul)
Cartman:OMG! You really can steal souls! Thats hilarious! Do it again!
Pegasus:Hmm...Pathetic.
Kyle:Tweek! Hahahah! That's great!
Pegasus(steals Kyle's soul)
Stan:Dude. Kyle? Oh well. We were gonna' kick him out anyway.
Pegasus(steals Stan's soul)
Cartman:AWESOME! Teach me how to do it man!
Mai:I'm leaving before my soul goes bye-bye. I'm to pretty to have my soul get stolen.
Yami Yugi:No Mai wait!(follows Mai)
Cartman:Well Chef it looks like it's you and me versus this idiot and his little pal.
Bakura:Hrrrmmm...
Cartman:Chef. Chef? OMG where did you go you little $^$#@! Now guys...Let's talk about this...
Then, Pegasus and Bakura mug Cartman and get all the food (kinda corny lol)
~ThE nEwBiNaToR
This whole mess started when a time portal got ripped open by the use of too many cuss words by Bakura and Cartman. Bakura, Yami Yugi, Tristan, Pegasus, Mai, and Seto all decided to go to a buffet restaurant to relax. But, when they got there, Cartman, Kyle, Tweek, Stan, and Chef are in line ahead of them. Then, pandemonium struck.
Cartman:Well this is awesome guys, front-of-the line! There are no fat a$$&$ to steal all the food.
Tristan:OMG! There is a fat a$$ in front of me stealing all the food! WTF is this?
Kyle:They have Jewish food!
Tweek:Aaaachhh! The noodles are snakes! They're gonna eat me!! Save me!! Can't...Breathe...
Bakura:Fools! They are stealing all the food!
Yami Yugi:Trust in the Heart of the Food Bakura, it will prevent them from eating.
Seto(spits)
Cartman:Holy $^&@! Look at that guy's hair! It looks like he got shocked by a bolt of lightening like 50 times!
Yami Yugi:You mock me mortal?
Cartman:Hahahah! You bet ur a$$ I am!
Pegasus:Let me see how you act when you have no soul!(eye glimmers)
Stan:Dude, there are some @#%s here! They think they can steal souls! That's gay!
Chef:Now hold on children, I think I've got a song for that one...Gay people in line...thinkin' they lookin' fine...Now I can't remember...
Seto:I'm leaving this place(turns around and disappears)
Tristan:Thats a good idea(does the same)
Stan:OMG! More food! This is awesome guys! Dude, Cartman your like scarin' em' all away!
Cartman:I know you fat a$$! Why do you think I said that $^*# in the first place?
Yami Yugi:Hmm time to duel!
Kyle:Dude, this is crazy! Look you nutcase, dueling is when people fist fight...Look how short we are!
Yami Yugi:No, dueling is when you fight someone with cards!
Pegasus:Time to steal a soul! (looks at Tweek and steals his soul)
Cartman:OMG! You really can steal souls! Thats hilarious! Do it again!
Pegasus:Hmm...Pathetic.
Kyle:Tweek! Hahahah! That's great!
Pegasus(steals Kyle's soul)
Stan:Dude. Kyle? Oh well. We were gonna' kick him out anyway.
Pegasus(steals Stan's soul)
Cartman:AWESOME! Teach me how to do it man!
Mai:I'm leaving before my soul goes bye-bye. I'm to pretty to have my soul get stolen.
Yami Yugi:No Mai wait!(follows Mai)
Cartman:Well Chef it looks like it's you and me versus this idiot and his little pal.
Bakura:Hrrrmmm...
Cartman:Chef. Chef? OMG where did you go you little $^$#@! Now guys...Let's talk about this...
Then, Pegasus and Bakura mug Cartman and get all the food (kinda corny lol)
~ThE nEwBiNaToR