sTiR - CrAzY
DISCLAIMER - I do not own the character in this fic.
Hello all, i have this Idea for this fic and I hope you like, but any way, just to let you know, the chapters will (hopefully) be longer than this one, this was just a quick little set up of the fic, the next chapter will get into the story more.
*****
The classroom was now red. Drenched red in the sticky, stinky potion that covered every available surface of Snapes potions classroom. It was bubbling, and it looked like it was corroding the desk tops.
And it was all over Snape. And lets just say he wasn't happy about it. His face, just like everything else in the room, was stained red. But Ginny didn't know if he was red in the face because of the potion, or because he was embarrassed, or because he was angry...
It seemed it was because he was angry.
Ginny sat with Colin Creevy, behind her exploded couldren, stiffling back a laugh. There must be some unwritten cosmic rule that says that when a teacher is beyond angry, mighty pissed off, it is customary to laugh at them.
Of course, laughing at them makes them angrier, wgich in turn makes them funnier, which causes you to laugh again, which makes them angrier still...it is a cycle that will land you in even more trouble than what you were in when you began.
"I am glad, that you find this amuzing, Miss Weasley" Snape bellowed at her. She stopped her giggling and looked him right in the eye. "let us just hope you find this amusing to...25 points from gryffindor"
Ginny groaned, but didn't say anything to him. She knew the deal and she was trying to hold back her temper. If she was to say some thing to him about it, he would just get even worse, and then, after a heavy arguement, Gryffindor would lose more points.
Not that Harry couldn't get them back in a quidditch game, but it was still bad to lose points all the same.
"Insufferable git" Ginny muttered to herself when Snape had once again reached the front of the classroom.
"Did you say some thing, Miss Weasley?" He asked, Ginny looked up at him.
"Not at all sir" She smiled as innocently as possible (like that would work, innocent was not a word that was usually connected to the Weasley family). Snape smirked at her. The slytherins must have a smirking class or some thing, they all seem to do it so well.
"Good, now, we shall spend the rest of the lesson cleaning up the mess that Miss Weasley has made...any questions?" He asked and waited for any of the students to reply. "No...Good, get to work" He conjured a pile of buckets and scrubbing brushes, and took satisfaction at the groans that came form his sixth year Gryffindor/Ravenclaw class.
Ten minutes later, the room was still a mess. the Gryffindors had pulled up the sleeves of their robes, scrubbing the floors clean while the Ravenclaws were cleaning the sticky muck off of the tables.
"Umm, miss Weasley, you missed a spot" Snape said, pointing to a spot that Ginny had not even started on. She shot him an evil look, the look her mother always set on the twins when they were in trouble, the look that was mean to scare and intimidate people.
But Snape just laughed at her feeble excuse for a death stare and walked away.
"Insufferable Git" Ginny said again.
"Now, Miss Weasley, this time I know you said some thing, do you wish to lose more points for your house?" He asked
Ginny went to open her mouth. She had so much she wanted to tell the slimey old prat. Now was her time...
"Shut up Ginny" Colin whispered from behind her. Ginny turned to him, and shot him a half annoyed, half thankfull smile. She had been friends with Colin long enough that he could tell when she was going to explode, he was always there to calm her down before she got herself into to much trouble.
"Oh, you wish not to tell me how you really feel? Ok, that is fine with me...but, i do wish to inform you that you will have a detention for your lack of respect..."
Ginny groaned, and kept working.
*****
"Oh, Draco...look at your rippling biceps" the blonde girl whispered sudductively in Draco's ear. Draco turned to the girl and shot her a blast of the Malfoy charm.
"Well, I do try" Draco replied huskily. He lay back down on the sand, his hands behid his head, suddenly, out of no where, two more girls arrived, each with big fans, they stood by his side, fanning him down.
"You must get that from quidditch" A second girl gushed. Draco smiled at her and ran his hand through his hair.
"Exactly, sweet one" He replied Winking at the girl. The girls all looked at each other and gushed.
"Oh Draco" They all smiled and giggled together, Draco smiled. He was in heaven.
"You are the best seeker ever Draco, you are nothing compared to that Potter..." The third girl smiled. Draco smiled and looked at her. He liked this girl the best.
"Mr Malfoy..." The name was spoken, but when Draco turned to the source of the voice, there was no one there. He shrugged.
"Oh well" He replied and then turned back to the girls that were spread around him. One of the girls was holding out a bottle of suntan lotion. Draco grinned, took the bottle, and began to rub his hands on the girls shoulders.
"Mr Malfoy" There was the voice again, but there was no one there. He shugged again and then handed the bottle back tot he girls, who, in turn, began to apply lotion to his pale skin.
"MR MALFOY" Draco jumped, and knocked his books off of his beach blanket.
But wait, he wasn't in a beach blanket, there was no beach, there were no girls...just transfiguration and a mighty pissed off looking McGonagal.
"Huh?" Was the most intelligent thing Draco could think of to say in his groggy, sleep induced state.
"You were asleep, Mr Malfoy" She told him, Draco smiled at her, time to turn on the Malfoy charm. Time to use it for productive purposes...like getting out of trouble.
"I am sorry Professor, I hope you can find it in your hear to forgive me, I know that you will because you are so wise and understanding..."
"Save it Malfoy...I am sure you will need it to get out of all of the other trouble you will find yourself in today." She replied, a few of the others in the room chuckled.
"25 points will be taken from Slytherin" She told him. "And Mr Malfoy..."
"Yes Professor?" he asked
"Prepare yourself for a detention"
Draco groaned, and turned back to his work.
*****
Ginny pushed open the door and was shocked to see some one else in the room. She could only see the back of his head, but you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to work out who it was. It was the person that she so did not want to see at that particular point in time, the only person who could make her crappy day so much crappier.
"What the hell are you doing here Malfoy?" Ginny exclaimed, Draco turned around and smirked at her.
"I have a detention...what are you doing here?" He snapped..
"I also have a detention" She spat. Ginny ventured intot he room and sat on one of the desks to wait silently for Snape to arrive and give her punishment.
If there was one person in the world who was more of an insufferable git than Snape, it was Malfoy. He was snooty, arrogant, snobby and he thought he was merlins gift to the female population of the wizarding world (yeah, right)
Ginny hated the way he would treat people. He was always discriminating against some one. They were either to good at some thing, or not good enough. They either had not enough magic blood in them or not enough money.
But it seemed, in some aspects, he was not to picky. Pure-blood, half- blood, mudblood, rich, poor, it didn't matter to him becuse it seemed, that as long as you were a girl, he would give you a go at the Malfoy mattress mambo.
So her night had just gotten so much better. Not only did she have a detention with Snape, who would probably make her scub toilet bowls with a tooth brush, but it seemed, that she had to share the detention with the one, the only, Slytherin doorknob (...you know, everyone gets a turn)
She turned and glared at Draco, only to find that he was staring back. Not glaring, just staring.
"What?" Ginny snapped
"What?" Draco asked, shocked out of his trance by Ginny's voice.
"What are you staring at me like that for?" She asked.
"I am not staring at you Weasley...who would want to stare at you?" He drawled. Ginny just shugged.
"I know what I saw, and I saw you staring" Ginny replied dismissively and went back to watching the door.
"What could you have possibly done to get a detention, you are one of Gryffindors golden children..." Draco stood, and made his way over to the table she was sitting on.
"Dont call me that" Ginny snapped, Draco just smirked.
"Well, what did you do? No, let me guess...you were caught doing unsavoury things in a hallway with Potter?" Draco suggested. "No, wait, that would never happen...Poter would never give you the time of day"
"Just shut the hell up Malfoy" Ginny exclaimed, her gaze moving to the door yet again.
"Ohh, strike a nerve did I?" Malfoy laughed creully.
"No, just shut up...i dont exactly want to hear you talk right now, my year has been bad enough already" Ginny replied.
"Fiesty one" Draco muttered to himself, running his fingers carefully down her back.
Ginny jumped off of the table and pulled out her wand.
"If you ever touch me again, intentionally or otherwise, I sware I will hex you into the next decade" Ginny warned, Draco laughed.
"I love getting girls riled up like that" He grinned.
"Just...stay the hell away from me ok" Ginny replied, Draco chuckled.
"Calm down Weasley...I would never do anything to you...Truth is, I dont need anything from you" Draco told her.
"You are a disgusting pig" She told him, he smiled.
"Finally, you see me how I really am" He replied.
Luckily, before Ginny could reply, the door swung open, and Professor Snape and Professor McGonagal both walked in.
"Good you are both here... you will be serving your detentions together tonight" McGonagal informed them, the both groaned.
"You will be cleaning out the old storage closet on the forth floor, no one has been in there for years, it is a lot of work, we want it finished by the time we come and get you at dawn." Snape said, and then sent an appologetic look at Draco.
"We want to hear no noise from you all night, infact, we are instating a no talking rule on the both of you" McGonagal told them, Ginny smiled, a no talking rule. Maybe this detention wouldn't be so bad after all.
"What are you waiting for, you have all night and it is a big job...go" Snape snapped, Ginny and Draco moved tot he storage room they were told to go to.
He opened the door. Every available spot was covered in a thick layer of dust, there were spider webs every where and things were packed in everywhere.
They had one night to clean up this mess.
Draco was the first to step into the room, he lifted his foot and Ginny couldn't help but grin.
"What?" He snapped. Ginny pointed at the foot print he had left in the dust.
"One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind" She stated. It looked like the pictures of the muggle moon landing she had seen in one of her text books.
"What the hell are you talking about Wealsey?" he snapped.
"Nothing" Ginnny laughed to herself. Obviously, he didn't do muggle studies.
"Hey, no talking" They heard Snape yell.
They Groaned and got to work.
*****
"Very well done you two, you worked together well" McGonagal smiled as she saw the perfectly clean room the next morning.
"And you managed not to kill each other" Snape added.
"And we didn't even hear a squeak from in here last night." McGonagal said.
Draco and Ginny didn't want to be standing there. They had been up all night, they were now the ones covered in a thick layer of dust, they were tired and iritable. All they wanted was to sleep, but now they had to sit though the speech.
"You may now talk to each other" McGonagal told them Ginny looked at Draco.
"Naw, I think the ban can continue" She told them, Draco nodded.
"Well, when you have put the cleaning supplies away, you can go back to your rooms" Snape told them
They silently nodded, and carried the buckets and brushes and cloths they had used.
They moved down the many sets of creaky old stairs to the main storage closet.
Draco opened it. But ther was things bouncing off the walls.
"What is it?" Ginny snapped, she just wanted to dump her things and get up to her room where she could have a shower and sleep.
"Peeves is in there" Draco told her.
"So...?" She asked and pushed the door open. "Good morning Peeves"
"Ahhh, it be a ickle Gryffindor" Peeves laughed and threw his bouncing ball at Ginny. She caught it and threw it back.
Draco stuck his head in the door, and then entered.
"Oh, I see, Gryffindor sneaking in here with her Slytherin beau...I will give you some privacy" He laughed at Ginny's shocked expression, and then went out the door, slamming it shut behind him.
"How did you do that?" Draco asked
"Do what? Get rid of Peeves? That is easy" She yawned, "It is easier than getting the ghoul out of the attic at my place"
"You have a ghoul in your attic?" Draco laughed.
"You have skeletons in your closets, what is the difference really?" She asked and reached for the door.
She turned the handle, rattled it, hit it with her shoulder, but it wouldn't budge.
"What?" Draco asked
"Peeves has locked us in" Ginny yelled, banging her fist on the door.
"Have fun, love birds" They heard Peeves cackle from the other side of the door.
"Peeves, let us out" Ginny yelled.
"The bloody barron will have your ass for this Peeves" Draco bellowed, but all they could hear was his laughter receeding down the hallway.
DISCLAIMER - I do not own the character in this fic.
Hello all, i have this Idea for this fic and I hope you like, but any way, just to let you know, the chapters will (hopefully) be longer than this one, this was just a quick little set up of the fic, the next chapter will get into the story more.
*****
The classroom was now red. Drenched red in the sticky, stinky potion that covered every available surface of Snapes potions classroom. It was bubbling, and it looked like it was corroding the desk tops.
And it was all over Snape. And lets just say he wasn't happy about it. His face, just like everything else in the room, was stained red. But Ginny didn't know if he was red in the face because of the potion, or because he was embarrassed, or because he was angry...
It seemed it was because he was angry.
Ginny sat with Colin Creevy, behind her exploded couldren, stiffling back a laugh. There must be some unwritten cosmic rule that says that when a teacher is beyond angry, mighty pissed off, it is customary to laugh at them.
Of course, laughing at them makes them angrier, wgich in turn makes them funnier, which causes you to laugh again, which makes them angrier still...it is a cycle that will land you in even more trouble than what you were in when you began.
"I am glad, that you find this amuzing, Miss Weasley" Snape bellowed at her. She stopped her giggling and looked him right in the eye. "let us just hope you find this amusing to...25 points from gryffindor"
Ginny groaned, but didn't say anything to him. She knew the deal and she was trying to hold back her temper. If she was to say some thing to him about it, he would just get even worse, and then, after a heavy arguement, Gryffindor would lose more points.
Not that Harry couldn't get them back in a quidditch game, but it was still bad to lose points all the same.
"Insufferable git" Ginny muttered to herself when Snape had once again reached the front of the classroom.
"Did you say some thing, Miss Weasley?" He asked, Ginny looked up at him.
"Not at all sir" She smiled as innocently as possible (like that would work, innocent was not a word that was usually connected to the Weasley family). Snape smirked at her. The slytherins must have a smirking class or some thing, they all seem to do it so well.
"Good, now, we shall spend the rest of the lesson cleaning up the mess that Miss Weasley has made...any questions?" He asked and waited for any of the students to reply. "No...Good, get to work" He conjured a pile of buckets and scrubbing brushes, and took satisfaction at the groans that came form his sixth year Gryffindor/Ravenclaw class.
Ten minutes later, the room was still a mess. the Gryffindors had pulled up the sleeves of their robes, scrubbing the floors clean while the Ravenclaws were cleaning the sticky muck off of the tables.
"Umm, miss Weasley, you missed a spot" Snape said, pointing to a spot that Ginny had not even started on. She shot him an evil look, the look her mother always set on the twins when they were in trouble, the look that was mean to scare and intimidate people.
But Snape just laughed at her feeble excuse for a death stare and walked away.
"Insufferable Git" Ginny said again.
"Now, Miss Weasley, this time I know you said some thing, do you wish to lose more points for your house?" He asked
Ginny went to open her mouth. She had so much she wanted to tell the slimey old prat. Now was her time...
"Shut up Ginny" Colin whispered from behind her. Ginny turned to him, and shot him a half annoyed, half thankfull smile. She had been friends with Colin long enough that he could tell when she was going to explode, he was always there to calm her down before she got herself into to much trouble.
"Oh, you wish not to tell me how you really feel? Ok, that is fine with me...but, i do wish to inform you that you will have a detention for your lack of respect..."
Ginny groaned, and kept working.
*****
"Oh, Draco...look at your rippling biceps" the blonde girl whispered sudductively in Draco's ear. Draco turned to the girl and shot her a blast of the Malfoy charm.
"Well, I do try" Draco replied huskily. He lay back down on the sand, his hands behid his head, suddenly, out of no where, two more girls arrived, each with big fans, they stood by his side, fanning him down.
"You must get that from quidditch" A second girl gushed. Draco smiled at her and ran his hand through his hair.
"Exactly, sweet one" He replied Winking at the girl. The girls all looked at each other and gushed.
"Oh Draco" They all smiled and giggled together, Draco smiled. He was in heaven.
"You are the best seeker ever Draco, you are nothing compared to that Potter..." The third girl smiled. Draco smiled and looked at her. He liked this girl the best.
"Mr Malfoy..." The name was spoken, but when Draco turned to the source of the voice, there was no one there. He shrugged.
"Oh well" He replied and then turned back to the girls that were spread around him. One of the girls was holding out a bottle of suntan lotion. Draco grinned, took the bottle, and began to rub his hands on the girls shoulders.
"Mr Malfoy" There was the voice again, but there was no one there. He shugged again and then handed the bottle back tot he girls, who, in turn, began to apply lotion to his pale skin.
"MR MALFOY" Draco jumped, and knocked his books off of his beach blanket.
But wait, he wasn't in a beach blanket, there was no beach, there were no girls...just transfiguration and a mighty pissed off looking McGonagal.
"Huh?" Was the most intelligent thing Draco could think of to say in his groggy, sleep induced state.
"You were asleep, Mr Malfoy" She told him, Draco smiled at her, time to turn on the Malfoy charm. Time to use it for productive purposes...like getting out of trouble.
"I am sorry Professor, I hope you can find it in your hear to forgive me, I know that you will because you are so wise and understanding..."
"Save it Malfoy...I am sure you will need it to get out of all of the other trouble you will find yourself in today." She replied, a few of the others in the room chuckled.
"25 points will be taken from Slytherin" She told him. "And Mr Malfoy..."
"Yes Professor?" he asked
"Prepare yourself for a detention"
Draco groaned, and turned back to his work.
*****
Ginny pushed open the door and was shocked to see some one else in the room. She could only see the back of his head, but you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to work out who it was. It was the person that she so did not want to see at that particular point in time, the only person who could make her crappy day so much crappier.
"What the hell are you doing here Malfoy?" Ginny exclaimed, Draco turned around and smirked at her.
"I have a detention...what are you doing here?" He snapped..
"I also have a detention" She spat. Ginny ventured intot he room and sat on one of the desks to wait silently for Snape to arrive and give her punishment.
If there was one person in the world who was more of an insufferable git than Snape, it was Malfoy. He was snooty, arrogant, snobby and he thought he was merlins gift to the female population of the wizarding world (yeah, right)
Ginny hated the way he would treat people. He was always discriminating against some one. They were either to good at some thing, or not good enough. They either had not enough magic blood in them or not enough money.
But it seemed, in some aspects, he was not to picky. Pure-blood, half- blood, mudblood, rich, poor, it didn't matter to him becuse it seemed, that as long as you were a girl, he would give you a go at the Malfoy mattress mambo.
So her night had just gotten so much better. Not only did she have a detention with Snape, who would probably make her scub toilet bowls with a tooth brush, but it seemed, that she had to share the detention with the one, the only, Slytherin doorknob (...you know, everyone gets a turn)
She turned and glared at Draco, only to find that he was staring back. Not glaring, just staring.
"What?" Ginny snapped
"What?" Draco asked, shocked out of his trance by Ginny's voice.
"What are you staring at me like that for?" She asked.
"I am not staring at you Weasley...who would want to stare at you?" He drawled. Ginny just shugged.
"I know what I saw, and I saw you staring" Ginny replied dismissively and went back to watching the door.
"What could you have possibly done to get a detention, you are one of Gryffindors golden children..." Draco stood, and made his way over to the table she was sitting on.
"Dont call me that" Ginny snapped, Draco just smirked.
"Well, what did you do? No, let me guess...you were caught doing unsavoury things in a hallway with Potter?" Draco suggested. "No, wait, that would never happen...Poter would never give you the time of day"
"Just shut the hell up Malfoy" Ginny exclaimed, her gaze moving to the door yet again.
"Ohh, strike a nerve did I?" Malfoy laughed creully.
"No, just shut up...i dont exactly want to hear you talk right now, my year has been bad enough already" Ginny replied.
"Fiesty one" Draco muttered to himself, running his fingers carefully down her back.
Ginny jumped off of the table and pulled out her wand.
"If you ever touch me again, intentionally or otherwise, I sware I will hex you into the next decade" Ginny warned, Draco laughed.
"I love getting girls riled up like that" He grinned.
"Just...stay the hell away from me ok" Ginny replied, Draco chuckled.
"Calm down Weasley...I would never do anything to you...Truth is, I dont need anything from you" Draco told her.
"You are a disgusting pig" She told him, he smiled.
"Finally, you see me how I really am" He replied.
Luckily, before Ginny could reply, the door swung open, and Professor Snape and Professor McGonagal both walked in.
"Good you are both here... you will be serving your detentions together tonight" McGonagal informed them, the both groaned.
"You will be cleaning out the old storage closet on the forth floor, no one has been in there for years, it is a lot of work, we want it finished by the time we come and get you at dawn." Snape said, and then sent an appologetic look at Draco.
"We want to hear no noise from you all night, infact, we are instating a no talking rule on the both of you" McGonagal told them, Ginny smiled, a no talking rule. Maybe this detention wouldn't be so bad after all.
"What are you waiting for, you have all night and it is a big job...go" Snape snapped, Ginny and Draco moved tot he storage room they were told to go to.
He opened the door. Every available spot was covered in a thick layer of dust, there were spider webs every where and things were packed in everywhere.
They had one night to clean up this mess.
Draco was the first to step into the room, he lifted his foot and Ginny couldn't help but grin.
"What?" He snapped. Ginny pointed at the foot print he had left in the dust.
"One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind" She stated. It looked like the pictures of the muggle moon landing she had seen in one of her text books.
"What the hell are you talking about Wealsey?" he snapped.
"Nothing" Ginnny laughed to herself. Obviously, he didn't do muggle studies.
"Hey, no talking" They heard Snape yell.
They Groaned and got to work.
*****
"Very well done you two, you worked together well" McGonagal smiled as she saw the perfectly clean room the next morning.
"And you managed not to kill each other" Snape added.
"And we didn't even hear a squeak from in here last night." McGonagal said.
Draco and Ginny didn't want to be standing there. They had been up all night, they were now the ones covered in a thick layer of dust, they were tired and iritable. All they wanted was to sleep, but now they had to sit though the speech.
"You may now talk to each other" McGonagal told them Ginny looked at Draco.
"Naw, I think the ban can continue" She told them, Draco nodded.
"Well, when you have put the cleaning supplies away, you can go back to your rooms" Snape told them
They silently nodded, and carried the buckets and brushes and cloths they had used.
They moved down the many sets of creaky old stairs to the main storage closet.
Draco opened it. But ther was things bouncing off the walls.
"What is it?" Ginny snapped, she just wanted to dump her things and get up to her room where she could have a shower and sleep.
"Peeves is in there" Draco told her.
"So...?" She asked and pushed the door open. "Good morning Peeves"
"Ahhh, it be a ickle Gryffindor" Peeves laughed and threw his bouncing ball at Ginny. She caught it and threw it back.
Draco stuck his head in the door, and then entered.
"Oh, I see, Gryffindor sneaking in here with her Slytherin beau...I will give you some privacy" He laughed at Ginny's shocked expression, and then went out the door, slamming it shut behind him.
"How did you do that?" Draco asked
"Do what? Get rid of Peeves? That is easy" She yawned, "It is easier than getting the ghoul out of the attic at my place"
"You have a ghoul in your attic?" Draco laughed.
"You have skeletons in your closets, what is the difference really?" She asked and reached for the door.
She turned the handle, rattled it, hit it with her shoulder, but it wouldn't budge.
"What?" Draco asked
"Peeves has locked us in" Ginny yelled, banging her fist on the door.
"Have fun, love birds" They heard Peeves cackle from the other side of the door.
"Peeves, let us out" Ginny yelled.
"The bloody barron will have your ass for this Peeves" Draco bellowed, but all they could hear was his laughter receeding down the hallway.