By Maddy
Chapter 2"Should we take her to Madame Pompfery?"
"Hello, I'm still here. So when on earth did we start going out?"
"Er 15th October."
He remembered the date. He must really like Hermione.
"So can we go to breakfast?"
"Sure."
I wonder if there really is a portrait, of a fat lady as a door? What's her real name? Wait a moment if we're in sixth year, then I don't have any recollection of what happened last year, as I haven't read the book yet.
"Hermione. You have to come through the portrait to get to the Great hall."
"Yeah."
She is really there.
"Excuse me. But what's your real name?"
"Pardon. I told you my real name last year. Don't you remember?"
"No."
"My name is Beatrice Malachowski."
"Thanks. Bye Beatrice."
I wonder if they have pancakes, Or a full English breakfast. I can picture it now. The fried eggs, the fat juicy sausages, the bacon, my mouth is already watering. J.K Rowling really didn't miss any thing out there are really loads of staircases.
"Aaahh"
My foot has gone through a step. They must think I'm as bad as Neville. Falling through stairs in my sixth year.
"Hermione, we really should take you to the hospital wing."
"I'm fine. I just didn't sleep much. I stayed up reading umm… Quidditch through the ages."
What did I say? Does Hermione even own that book?
We're in the hall. The ceiling really is enchanted. Look there's Draco Malfoy; he really does have silver hair.
"What are you looking at Mudblood?"
Now back to breakfast. I'm ravenous; maybe changing bodies makes you hungry. Pancakes, syrup, eggs, bacon, toast, porridge.
"Hermione, when did you last eat?"
"Last night."
I guess Hermione doesn't usually eat this much, but I don't usually either. Owl post. There's a phoenix. Some one from Gryffindor has one.
"Harry you have a phoenix?"
"Have you forgotten what happened last year? When I joined the order last year I got one. You've lost all your memory from last year."
He got that one right. If I try hard enough, I'll be able to find out what happened last year.
"Ron, Harry I want to go to the library."
"It's our second day."
"Well I have to check some thing. No wait, it doesn't matter."
I'll read her diary she has to have one. It'll tell me every thing.
"Come on, common room."
"We're gong to Hagrids."
"I'll come."
"Hermione. Remember you had a big fight with Hagrid over house elves last year. We'll meet you in he common room or at lunch. Bye."
How do I get to the common room? I'll have to follow someone. But every one is coming down to the great hall. I'll wait.
"Hermione."
I don't recognise that voice but then again I don't recognise any ones voice.
"Hello, Professor."
Who is she? No where in the books does it mention a women with short blonde hair, with blue eyes."
"Could you take this to the Hospital wing, I told Madame Pompfery I'd give it to her."
Oh god, how on earth can I do this. If I'm Hermione that must mean that I have magical powers. If I get the Marauder's map I'll be able to find it. But will the magic work. I'm not allowed to use magic in the corridors though. Good a girl's toilet, I'll go in there and summon it. Do I even have a wand? Yes good. "Accio Marauder's map."
It's not working. Maybe I should open the door. What is that? Is it a ghost? No it's the map. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
The lines are coming, good. No it's got Eleanor Evans on it, my name. It can see that I'm me but I'm in Hermione's body, It's not as if it's not mine, but it isn't. Maybe the map can see whose brain or soul it is and it can see that I don't belong in this body. I might as well go to the hospital wing though, give her what ever this is. How do I get this to show where I want to go? Look it's got me; it's leading me to the hospital wing.
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Hermione's POVI woke up feeling half asleep. I opened my eyes and got out of bed. Where I was, I didn't know. The fact that I couldn't see very far was also important. I looked around and saw some glasses, I don't wear them but they were worth a try. They worked. I looked round the room and instead of the 5 beds at Hogwarts I was in a room with one double bed, there was a green carpet of different shades, a pine skirting board, and dark red wallpaper with gold stars. It had a pine dressing table, wardrobe and window seat. I looked around for a clock, which said 10.30 that is really late for me. I had no idea where I was, but as I went to sleep at Hogwarts the night before I knew that I had to be there. I opened the door and looked out on a landing that was styled as what looked like a Victorian hallway. I didn't know what had happened. The first thing I thought was that I had gone back in time, but there was an electric clock in the room I had just been in. I decided to explore, the first door I opened turned out to be a bathroom, the second gave me more luck. Inside this room were to beds. One bed was empty the other had a person in it, but I didn't know who they were as they were completely wrapped up in their duvet. I went into another room, which contained a computer and a very big red chair, which turned around.
"Look Eleanor look. I have 77,000 neopoints."
All I could think of were; who is Eleanor and what are neopoints? I never once thought who is this strange monkey like bog sitting in this huge chair. I left the room and, saw another room. Instead I decided to go down stairs.
The first room I found contained a TV and sofas. I instantly knew it was a muggle house. I had some how switched I didn't know how. All I knew was that there was a muggle girl by the name of Eleanor walking around Hogwarts in my body. I knew I had to get in touch with some one at Hogwarts but how. I had no wand, no magic, no nothing.
I walked back up the stairs into the room I had started in. I saw a pile of books, just what I needed. I walked over and looked at the titles.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone.
Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets
Harry Potter and the prisoner of AzkabanHarry Potter and the goblet of fire.
Harry Potter thinks he's an ordinary boy- until he is rescued by a huge beetle eyed- giant of a man, enrols at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, learns to play Quidditch and does battle in a deadly duel. The reason: HARRY POTTER IS A WIZARD.
Harry Potter is a wizard. He is in his second year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Little does he know that this year will be just as eventful as the last…
Harry Potter, along with his friends, Ron and Hermione (so I am in this book), is about to start his third year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. He can't wait to get back to school after the summer holidays. (Who wouldn't if they lived with the horrible Dursleys?) But when Harry gets to Hogwarts, the atmosphere is tense. There's an escaped mass murderer on the loose, and the sinister prison guards of Azkaban have been called to guard the school…
The summer holidays are dragging on and Harry Potter can't wait to start the school year. It is his fourth year at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, and there are spells to be learnt, potions to be brewed and divination lessons (sigh) to be attended. Harry is expecting these: however, other quite unexpected events are already on the march…
Since when did muggles know about the magical world? I started reading them, trying to work out how these stories had got into the muggle world.
"Eleanor, you can go on the computer now. I put fan fiction up for you."
"Right."
"Why aren't you in a rush to get on it. Usually you rush from here into the office and sit there until I kick you off, totally engrossed in the stories."
What he was talking about I really didn't know, but I went to read them. The things they came up with were beyond explanation. Harry, and me he's just a friend, and even worse Malfoy and me were did they get these imaginations from. I really enjoyed the Lily and James fictions I wonder if they really used to hate each other.
"Eleanor, you have to get off, we're going to grandma's"
All I could think off was how on earth we could get to France in a day and then I realized that I wasn't in my house and that Eleanor's grandma was probably near by.
"Okay I'll just finish the page and then I'll get off."
"You're not going through that routine again are you? You say you'll finish the page then you finish that page and start on the next."
"Okay then. I'll just shut the computer down now."
We went to Eleanor's Grandma's, "d'you want some ice cream? What am I saying you love ice cream, how many scoops five or six?"
"Two"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah. Ice creams bad for your teeth, especially sensitive teeth."
"Which you don't have, but if you want two scoops two scoops you will have."
How I ever got through that day I don't know, but it all fell into place the next day.
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Dear Diary/ Hermione.
You might find this wired getting a letter from me in your diary, but today hasn't been a normal day has it? I seem to have made Harry and Ron convinced that I'm ill, but there you go. I really think that you should make up with Hagrid; I really don't think that S.P.E.W (society for the promotion of Elfish Welfare) is a good enough cause to break up with a friend. If you're wondering how I know about spew, I just know, but you might know the reason as you've spent a day in my body I think. I really hope that I'm in my body tomorrow I miss home. Will some one from the ministry come an obliviate me I wonder? Hope my brothers weren't that bad
Eleanor Evans