Hwoarang: Well, it looks like I'm free from Forest Law's fat ass with a
turkey up it.
Forest Law: I heard that!
Hwoarang: L-L-L-L-LAW? YOU'RE BACK? I-I HONESTLY DIDN'T MEAN IT! Where were you, anyways?
Forest Law: I was on the toilet, doing a monster loaf! Now you die!
Hwoarang: A MONSTER LOAF? A MONSTER LOAF? WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Forest Law: This is REALLY gettin' me down!
Hwoarang: Well I'm the author and I can do whatever I want!
Forest Law: You can't if you're dead!
Hwoarang: No! HELP!
Forest Law: While I kill him, you guys read the rest of the story! WHY YOU LITTLE! KHHK! KHHK! KHHK!
Hwoarang: No! Stop strangling me! NO!
Chapter 2:Bra Sizes and Pork Bones
The next day was absolute hell for Ling. "Yo, Chine Girl!" Tiger would say. "Chine Girl, are you going to wear black undese with pink polka dots today?"
"Fuck up. You won't be laughing soon," she argued back. She continued to argue with Tiger and some other fighters for four and a half hours. Finally she sat down to eat her cold pork chops. She finished her's very fast because she was starving. She had got some for Julia too, but Julia hadn't arrived yet. "Weird..It's 10:00 now. Julia should have been here by now. She's usually here at 8:15. I was arguing for four hours though. Oh well.I have two choices..Go and find Julia or eat her pork chops." "Eat the chops.Eat the chops," her brain told her. "Well.we can't let them go to waste, now can we?" she told herself, scarfing down Julia's pork chops.
At 10:15 she had finished all of both her and Julia's pork chops. Where was she? "Yo, Chine Girl! I bet you wanna show us your size A teacups, eh? If ya ever want to know why da bra sizes are defined into A, B, C, D, E, F, I'll tell ya now! Size A= Almost boobs- Dat's you! Size B= Barely there- Dat's Eddy! He's got bosoms! Size C= Can do- Dat's da average woman! Size D= Damn good- Dat's Britney Spears! Size E= Enormous- Dis iz Anna Williams! Size F= Fake- Dat's Ganyru! He's a sumo!
A/N: For those of you who don't know who Ganyru is, he was in Tekken 2. He is FAT! To see how fat he is, go to www.tekkenzaibatsu.com and select Tekken Tag Tournament, then select character profiles and click on Ganyru.
"You shut your @#$%^&* mouth or I'll shove these pork bones up your @$$!" Xiaoyu yelled.
"How dare you say I have bosoms!" yelled Eddy.
"Ling Xiaoyu has a chubby bum!" Tiger sang.
*Right about now you should hear a nasty crunching noise and a loud scream coming from Tiger indicating that Ling had succeeded in doing what she had threatened. *
"YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Tiger yelled.
"Oh yuck." Eddy began.
"He farted on my hand just as I was shoving them up there." Ling began to complain.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Everyone yelled.
"You'll see," she said to everyone. "I'll win again and trick you with my pose! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
And with that Ling ran off.
Ling knew something was wrong. Julia was never late for breakfast. She knocked on the door. There was no reply. She opened it and carefully tiptoed into the apartment. Julia would most likely be in her room. She kicked the door open. There was no one there. "DAMN! Don't play hide and seek Julia!" she yelled. She had had enough today. The teasing and the taunting and no friends on her side and breakfast, plus having to shove pork bones up Tiger's ass.she felt like crying. She ran into her room. "OH SHIT!" she yelled.
"GET OUT!" Julia yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Hwoarang said. Hwoarang and Julia were in Ling's bed, doing stuff that I shall say in the least complicated way possible- making babies.
"What are you two doing in my room?" she asked.
"It's pretty obvious, you Chinese piece of shit!" Julia said. Ling felt dizzy. Hwoarang and Julia were together.she wouldn't mind that.they chose each other.but in her room?
"Why my room? Why not yours?" she wailed.
"Let us change!"
"NO! TELL ME!" she wailed again.
"GET HER!" Hwoarang tied a blanket around his waist and preformed his Dynamite Heel move on her.
"Ow!" she protested.
"Oi, Julia! Should we tie her up? If she tells anyone I'd hate to think what would happen."
"Na, she's my friend. Let's just tell her to swear not to tell anyone."
"OK!" They turned to Ling. "If you swear not to tell anyone, then we'll let you go," Hwoarang said.
"Deal. Just stay out of my room!"
Hwoarang: Help! Somebody save me from being strangled by this turkey-bum! Help! Ling?
Ling: No! You make me seem so childish in this story! And dumb! Now if you excuse me, I have to go read "Wearing blue undese for dummies"
Hwoarang: Duh! Help! I can't breathe! Julia?
Julia: No! You make me sound so idiotic! Plus I would never do that to Ling!
Hwoarang: Could you help me Tiger?
Tiger: No way, white boi! YOU try having pork bones shoved up your ass.
Hwoarang: No! Eddy? Anna? Nina?
Eddy, Anna & Nina: No! You make us have bosoms in your story! And fat ones, too!
Hwoarang: Hwoarang? Jin? Heihachi?
The real Hwoarang: Sorry, you make me have sex in your story, which I don't like. It just doesn't fit me.
Jin: Sorry. I have to go turn into Devil and plunge Heihachi into a wall.
Heihachi: I'm coming Jin!
Hwoarang: Lee? Combot? Garnyru?
Lee: Sorry, dude! I have to smoke my ciggies!
Combot: I have to obey my master
Garnyru: You revealed my secret about my fake bosoms!
Forest Law: just let da readers get on wit da story!
Hwoarang: Okay!
Hwoarang: Help! Kazuya!
Kazuya: Shut up ya rich bastard!
Hwoarang: Wang?
Wang: I'm too old too walk.
Wang dies and has a heart attack.
Forest Law: I heard that!
Hwoarang: L-L-L-L-LAW? YOU'RE BACK? I-I HONESTLY DIDN'T MEAN IT! Where were you, anyways?
Forest Law: I was on the toilet, doing a monster loaf! Now you die!
Hwoarang: A MONSTER LOAF? A MONSTER LOAF? WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Forest Law: This is REALLY gettin' me down!
Hwoarang: Well I'm the author and I can do whatever I want!
Forest Law: You can't if you're dead!
Hwoarang: No! HELP!
Forest Law: While I kill him, you guys read the rest of the story! WHY YOU LITTLE! KHHK! KHHK! KHHK!
Hwoarang: No! Stop strangling me! NO!
Chapter 2:Bra Sizes and Pork Bones
The next day was absolute hell for Ling. "Yo, Chine Girl!" Tiger would say. "Chine Girl, are you going to wear black undese with pink polka dots today?"
"Fuck up. You won't be laughing soon," she argued back. She continued to argue with Tiger and some other fighters for four and a half hours. Finally she sat down to eat her cold pork chops. She finished her's very fast because she was starving. She had got some for Julia too, but Julia hadn't arrived yet. "Weird..It's 10:00 now. Julia should have been here by now. She's usually here at 8:15. I was arguing for four hours though. Oh well.I have two choices..Go and find Julia or eat her pork chops." "Eat the chops.Eat the chops," her brain told her. "Well.we can't let them go to waste, now can we?" she told herself, scarfing down Julia's pork chops.
At 10:15 she had finished all of both her and Julia's pork chops. Where was she? "Yo, Chine Girl! I bet you wanna show us your size A teacups, eh? If ya ever want to know why da bra sizes are defined into A, B, C, D, E, F, I'll tell ya now! Size A= Almost boobs- Dat's you! Size B= Barely there- Dat's Eddy! He's got bosoms! Size C= Can do- Dat's da average woman! Size D= Damn good- Dat's Britney Spears! Size E= Enormous- Dis iz Anna Williams! Size F= Fake- Dat's Ganyru! He's a sumo!
A/N: For those of you who don't know who Ganyru is, he was in Tekken 2. He is FAT! To see how fat he is, go to www.tekkenzaibatsu.com and select Tekken Tag Tournament, then select character profiles and click on Ganyru.
"You shut your @#$%^&* mouth or I'll shove these pork bones up your @$$!" Xiaoyu yelled.
"How dare you say I have bosoms!" yelled Eddy.
"Ling Xiaoyu has a chubby bum!" Tiger sang.
*Right about now you should hear a nasty crunching noise and a loud scream coming from Tiger indicating that Ling had succeeded in doing what she had threatened. *
"YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Tiger yelled.
"Oh yuck." Eddy began.
"He farted on my hand just as I was shoving them up there." Ling began to complain.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Everyone yelled.
"You'll see," she said to everyone. "I'll win again and trick you with my pose! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
And with that Ling ran off.
Ling knew something was wrong. Julia was never late for breakfast. She knocked on the door. There was no reply. She opened it and carefully tiptoed into the apartment. Julia would most likely be in her room. She kicked the door open. There was no one there. "DAMN! Don't play hide and seek Julia!" she yelled. She had had enough today. The teasing and the taunting and no friends on her side and breakfast, plus having to shove pork bones up Tiger's ass.she felt like crying. She ran into her room. "OH SHIT!" she yelled.
"GET OUT!" Julia yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Hwoarang said. Hwoarang and Julia were in Ling's bed, doing stuff that I shall say in the least complicated way possible- making babies.
"What are you two doing in my room?" she asked.
"It's pretty obvious, you Chinese piece of shit!" Julia said. Ling felt dizzy. Hwoarang and Julia were together.she wouldn't mind that.they chose each other.but in her room?
"Why my room? Why not yours?" she wailed.
"Let us change!"
"NO! TELL ME!" she wailed again.
"GET HER!" Hwoarang tied a blanket around his waist and preformed his Dynamite Heel move on her.
"Ow!" she protested.
"Oi, Julia! Should we tie her up? If she tells anyone I'd hate to think what would happen."
"Na, she's my friend. Let's just tell her to swear not to tell anyone."
"OK!" They turned to Ling. "If you swear not to tell anyone, then we'll let you go," Hwoarang said.
"Deal. Just stay out of my room!"
Hwoarang: Help! Somebody save me from being strangled by this turkey-bum! Help! Ling?
Ling: No! You make me seem so childish in this story! And dumb! Now if you excuse me, I have to go read "Wearing blue undese for dummies"
Hwoarang: Duh! Help! I can't breathe! Julia?
Julia: No! You make me sound so idiotic! Plus I would never do that to Ling!
Hwoarang: Could you help me Tiger?
Tiger: No way, white boi! YOU try having pork bones shoved up your ass.
Hwoarang: No! Eddy? Anna? Nina?
Eddy, Anna & Nina: No! You make us have bosoms in your story! And fat ones, too!
Hwoarang: Hwoarang? Jin? Heihachi?
The real Hwoarang: Sorry, you make me have sex in your story, which I don't like. It just doesn't fit me.
Jin: Sorry. I have to go turn into Devil and plunge Heihachi into a wall.
Heihachi: I'm coming Jin!
Hwoarang: Lee? Combot? Garnyru?
Lee: Sorry, dude! I have to smoke my ciggies!
Combot: I have to obey my master
Garnyru: You revealed my secret about my fake bosoms!
Forest Law: just let da readers get on wit da story!
Hwoarang: Okay!
Hwoarang: Help! Kazuya!
Kazuya: Shut up ya rich bastard!
Hwoarang: Wang?
Wang: I'm too old too walk.
Wang dies and has a heart attack.