Hwoarang: I'm running out of air! Gon? Kuma? Alex? Roger? Panda?
All of the animals: GGGGGRRRRRRRRR! (translated= we can't talk)
Hwoarang: Ogre? True Ogre? Bryan? Dr. Boskonovich? Dr.Abel? Devil?
Those Guys: We look like hideous pieces of shit and are too embarrassed too come out.
Hwoarang: Jack? Jack-2? P.Jack? Gun Jack?
Jacks: We are not robots. We are microwaves. Oh shit. (in roboty tone slow voice)
Jacks explode
Mokujin, Mokujin's wife and Tetsujin: We can help if you want!
Hwoarang: No way! You guys all look like absolute shit!
Mokujin and the others all start to choke Hwoarang
Kunimitsu: Am I ugly too?
Hwoarang: Yes
Yoshimitsu: Am I?
Hwoarang: Yes
Yoshi and Kuni along with everyone except the people who haven't been mentioned and Jin and Heihachi all attempt to strangle Hwoarang
Bruce: I reckon this story sux.
Jun: You said a bad word! Oh Jinny!
Jin: Yes Mum?
Jun: Can you please go kill Bruce for me?
Jin: But Mum, Bruce is my friend!
Jun: Just do it, or no more sponge baths for you!
Jin: OK. But 1st I want to read the story.
Bruce: Which sux
*Jin grabs Yoshimitsu's sword and stabs Bruce to death.
Now, on with the story! Chapter 3: Round 2- Ling Vs Nina
Ling walked into the arena. "Hey, blue undese!" Nina smirked.
"Shut up!" Ling said.
"Still wearing the school uniform! Let's look unda da openable flap!" Tiger jeered.
"Shoosh up, pork bum!" Tiger shut up at that.
"ROUND 2! LING XIAOYU vs. NINA WILLIAMS. FIGHT!" Ling started off by parrying Nina over her shoulder.
"OH, THAT'S IT! I'LL USE MY POWERFUL ATTACKS NOW!" Nina used her second most powerful attack, Blonde Bomb, but Xiaoyu back flipped out of the way and kicked Nina, bring torrents of pain between her eyes. "Power Charge!" Nina cried. She lifted her arms and her right leg into the air, illuminating sunbetian energy into Ling's body.
"Ow!" Nearly all of Ling's energy was gone. She knew she only had one chance to use her most powerful unblockable move, the Thunder Strike. (back + square + triangle, square + triangle). She carefully sidestepped, gold aura appeared around her. She slammed down her hands into Nina's body. Ling finished her off with a strong sweep kick from her left foot. Nina's head bashed against the ground followed by the rest of her body.
"GREAT! LING XIAOYU WINS!" Ling did her same handstand pose. All of the cameras flashed when she was halfway though it. TV cameras zoomed in. the audience laughed so hard that a couple spewed, coughed, fell out of their seats into the front row and even made milk pour out of their noses. Julia and Hwoarang came rushing in.
"You won! Sorry we missed your fight! We had to.uh.forget it.why are the audience laughing?" Julia said.
"I don't know why their laughing," Ling smirked, "but I do know I tricked them. They thought I was going to let them see my undese.well.I didn't wear any today! NYA!" Hwoarang burst out laughing.
"Ling, Ling, Ling," Julia shook her head. "Some things never change."
The End That is not the end. There is still a chapter 4 concerning Law and the others trying to strangle me. Only 4 people will survive. But WHO? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All of the animals: GGGGGRRRRRRRRR! (translated= we can't talk)
Hwoarang: Ogre? True Ogre? Bryan? Dr. Boskonovich? Dr.Abel? Devil?
Those Guys: We look like hideous pieces of shit and are too embarrassed too come out.
Hwoarang: Jack? Jack-2? P.Jack? Gun Jack?
Jacks: We are not robots. We are microwaves. Oh shit. (in roboty tone slow voice)
Jacks explode
Mokujin, Mokujin's wife and Tetsujin: We can help if you want!
Hwoarang: No way! You guys all look like absolute shit!
Mokujin and the others all start to choke Hwoarang
Kunimitsu: Am I ugly too?
Hwoarang: Yes
Yoshimitsu: Am I?
Hwoarang: Yes
Yoshi and Kuni along with everyone except the people who haven't been mentioned and Jin and Heihachi all attempt to strangle Hwoarang
Bruce: I reckon this story sux.
Jun: You said a bad word! Oh Jinny!
Jin: Yes Mum?
Jun: Can you please go kill Bruce for me?
Jin: But Mum, Bruce is my friend!
Jun: Just do it, or no more sponge baths for you!
Jin: OK. But 1st I want to read the story.
Bruce: Which sux
*Jin grabs Yoshimitsu's sword and stabs Bruce to death.
Now, on with the story! Chapter 3: Round 2- Ling Vs Nina
Ling walked into the arena. "Hey, blue undese!" Nina smirked.
"Shut up!" Ling said.
"Still wearing the school uniform! Let's look unda da openable flap!" Tiger jeered.
"Shoosh up, pork bum!" Tiger shut up at that.
"ROUND 2! LING XIAOYU vs. NINA WILLIAMS. FIGHT!" Ling started off by parrying Nina over her shoulder.
"OH, THAT'S IT! I'LL USE MY POWERFUL ATTACKS NOW!" Nina used her second most powerful attack, Blonde Bomb, but Xiaoyu back flipped out of the way and kicked Nina, bring torrents of pain between her eyes. "Power Charge!" Nina cried. She lifted her arms and her right leg into the air, illuminating sunbetian energy into Ling's body.
"Ow!" Nearly all of Ling's energy was gone. She knew she only had one chance to use her most powerful unblockable move, the Thunder Strike. (back + square + triangle, square + triangle). She carefully sidestepped, gold aura appeared around her. She slammed down her hands into Nina's body. Ling finished her off with a strong sweep kick from her left foot. Nina's head bashed against the ground followed by the rest of her body.
"GREAT! LING XIAOYU WINS!" Ling did her same handstand pose. All of the cameras flashed when she was halfway though it. TV cameras zoomed in. the audience laughed so hard that a couple spewed, coughed, fell out of their seats into the front row and even made milk pour out of their noses. Julia and Hwoarang came rushing in.
"You won! Sorry we missed your fight! We had to.uh.forget it.why are the audience laughing?" Julia said.
"I don't know why their laughing," Ling smirked, "but I do know I tricked them. They thought I was going to let them see my undese.well.I didn't wear any today! NYA!" Hwoarang burst out laughing.
"Ling, Ling, Ling," Julia shook her head. "Some things never change."
The End That is not the end. There is still a chapter 4 concerning Law and the others trying to strangle me. Only 4 people will survive. But WHO? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!