Chapter 4: Just some Tidbits
Jin: That was neat! I wonder who wrote this story!
Hwoarang (almost dead and in a really croaky voice) it was me!
Jin: Oh! Sorry!
Hwoarang: Turn into the Devil and kill them!
Jin: Why don't you just type for them to stop? This is your story!
Hwoarang: Cool! I never thought of that! Let me try it!
Nina stops choking Hwoarang and gets her assassination gun and shoots a bullet into the real Hwoarang's head.
The real Hwoarang: AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Nina: Hey! Stop it! It isn't my fault! I'm sorry the real Hwoarang!
Hwoarang: Yes! I am invincible!
Steve: It's wrong to make people kill people not on their own free will!
Hwoarang: But it's her job to kill people!
Steve: I guess ya got a point there.
King and Armour King: We are gay!
Hwoarang: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! We hate gays! You're dead!
Kunimitsu gets her dagger and slices through King and Armour King's chest
Kunimitsu: That's not fair!
Hwoarang: And as a favour to Jin for teaching me this I shall kill anybody you like.
Jin: Umm. Please don't hurt Jun or Christie
Hwoarang: Why not Christie?
Jin: Because I like her.
Christie: Wow like I like never like thought like you actually like did like!
Alex comes and swallows Christie whole
Jin: Hey! Why'd you do that! You said!
Hwoarang: I thought she said like too much
Jin: Well, now I know my Mum's probably not safe.
Hwoarang: Hmmm.
Jun: Oh, please no!
Hwoarang: OK. By the way, you might wanna see this!
A VCR suddenly appears and Hwoarang puts Tekken: The deleted Files into it. It shows Hwoarang and Julia in bed from the bit from the story.
Michelle: Julia, how could you?
Julia: But Mum, that was from the story!
Michelle: Sure it was! Well, it might have been, since I came here late, but who cares!
Paul: Julia, how could you? I thought you were my girlfriend!
Julia: I am! He's just trying to.
Gon comes and farts in Julia's face, killing her from the stench
Julia: Oh yuck
Gon: Grrr (HEY!)
Hwoarang: That's not all
Hwoarang types this and a TV remote suddenly appears. He presses fast forward and it shows Michelle's REAL Tekken 2 ending.
Michelle looked down at her pendant that had bought her so much trouble. She still hadn't worked out what it was for. She looked at it closely again. It began to swirl vivid green. She reached out her arm and threw the pendant hard. "CCCCAAAARRR" said a bird which the pendant had hit, falling to it's death. "Whoops!" she said, giggling to herself as the bird and the pendant splashed into the water.
Michelle: Hey! How'd you find that out?
Hwoarang: Heihachi gave it to me.
Michelle: I'll kill Heihachi for this!
Jun: You killed a bird! And in MY nature park! I'm gonna kill you!
Michelle: Oh Shit!
Jun grabs Michelle and
Jun: Um. Hwoarang. could you please create a cliff?
Hwoarang: Sure!
A cliff appears and Jun throws Michelle off it
Michelle: Oh, poooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Garnyru: You destroyed my wife! I'll kill you!
Jun: Help! Jin! Hwoarang!
Hwoarang frantically scrabbles on his laptop the first thing that comes to his mind. Garnyru pops!
POP!
Jun: Woah! That was scary! Thanks!
Nina: Oi, Hwoarang! If you like killing so much, we could become a team! I still have to assassinate Steve Fox though, which was my mission before Tekken 4.
Nina grabs a knife and stabs Steve repeatedly
Steve: NO!
Hwoarang: Hey! You killed my friend Steve! I Don't like that!
Nina's breasts get very large and eventually they burst and Nina gets a heart attack
Faint Voice: That's sick!
Hwoarang types this and let's himself have a bazooka
Hwoarang: Okay, who's the owner of the Faint Voice?
Faint Voice: I'm Unknown
Hwoarang: Tell me your goddam name or I'll shoot
Unknown: But that's my name I'm really Unknown
Hwoarang: You have to the count of 3.
Unknown: No! But
Hwoarang: 1.
Unknown: I really am
Hwoarang: 2.
Unknown: Unknown
Hwoarang: 3!
Hwoarang shoots the bazooka and Unknown falls out of her hiding place and dies.
Hwoarang: Ok, Eddy and Tiger, dance for me.
Eddy and Tiger: What if we don't wanna?
Hwoarang shoots Tiger and he blows up
Hwoarang: You were saying.
Eddy tries to impress Hwoarang with his boring dance moves
Hwoarang: Next!
A bottomless pit opens and Eddy falls inside
Eddy: IIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEE YYYYYOOOOUUU!
Hwoarang then shoots everyone except Jun, Jin, Heihachi & Lei
Jin: Why'dja shoot Paul too?
Hwoarang: His hair looked gay.
Lei: I'm placing you under arrest
Hwoarang shoots Lei square in the balls
Lei: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Baek: Sorry I'm late. I tried to do a crap but Law filled the whole place up with his and I almost drowned in it.
Hwoarang: That's OK.
Marshall Law: I just got off work. Did I just miss anything?
Law looks around and sees all the dead bodies.
Marshall Law: I guess I did.
Heihachi: EEEEEERRRRRRR!
Heihachi dies of a heart attack
Jun: I knew that would happen someday.
Jin: We 5 are the lone survivors.
Hwoarang: Thanks you guys for not trying to strangle me.
Jin, Jun, Marshall Law, Baek: That's ok.
Craig: Hi!
Hwoarang: Your too late baldy!
Hwoarang shoots Craig
Craig: But Baek and Law were late too.
Craig dies
The 2nd End! Hwoarang: Ok I'd like to thank me for coming up with this fic, all the Tekken characters for letting me do stuff with them, and all the readers who put up with all the crap they didn't like. I hope you enjoyed that story on Ling's underwear, plus the extra parts I put in featuring the other Tekken characters & myself. Please review this for me.
Jun: I really liked that. If you want to email me, do it at jun12@hotmail.com
Jin: I share the same email as my Mum
Marshall Law: I don't have the internet, but I'm sure Jun will let you reply to me through her email if you contact it saying it's for me.
Baek: I gotta go help Hwoarang write another fic.
Jun: I really enjoyed it. Well, I have to go help the people backstage clean up the dead bodies. See ya!
Marshall Law: I need to go potty!
Marshall Law rushes off only to find Forest's crap land on top of him.
Marshall Law: *.
Baek: I think he's dead.
Jun: OK, I've finished!
Jin: Now, can you please give me a sponge bath mummy?
Jun: Yes dear! Of course! A spongey wongey bathy wathy for Jinny!
Jin: Yay!
Jun: See you guys in Hwoarang's next fic! See ya!
Jin & Jun go off to have a sponge bath.
Baek: Hwoarang went back to write another fic. I'm gonna go help him now. Well, see ya!
Baek leaves.
Hwoarang (almost dead and in a really croaky voice) it was me!
Jin: Oh! Sorry!
Hwoarang: Turn into the Devil and kill them!
Jin: Why don't you just type for them to stop? This is your story!
Hwoarang: Cool! I never thought of that! Let me try it!
Nina stops choking Hwoarang and gets her assassination gun and shoots a bullet into the real Hwoarang's head.
The real Hwoarang: AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Nina: Hey! Stop it! It isn't my fault! I'm sorry the real Hwoarang!
Hwoarang: Yes! I am invincible!
Steve: It's wrong to make people kill people not on their own free will!
Hwoarang: But it's her job to kill people!
Steve: I guess ya got a point there.
King and Armour King: We are gay!
Hwoarang: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! We hate gays! You're dead!
Kunimitsu gets her dagger and slices through King and Armour King's chest
Kunimitsu: That's not fair!
Hwoarang: And as a favour to Jin for teaching me this I shall kill anybody you like.
Jin: Umm. Please don't hurt Jun or Christie
Hwoarang: Why not Christie?
Jin: Because I like her.
Christie: Wow like I like never like thought like you actually like did like!
Alex comes and swallows Christie whole
Jin: Hey! Why'd you do that! You said!
Hwoarang: I thought she said like too much
Jin: Well, now I know my Mum's probably not safe.
Hwoarang: Hmmm.
Jun: Oh, please no!
Hwoarang: OK. By the way, you might wanna see this!
A VCR suddenly appears and Hwoarang puts Tekken: The deleted Files into it. It shows Hwoarang and Julia in bed from the bit from the story.
Michelle: Julia, how could you?
Julia: But Mum, that was from the story!
Michelle: Sure it was! Well, it might have been, since I came here late, but who cares!
Paul: Julia, how could you? I thought you were my girlfriend!
Julia: I am! He's just trying to.
Gon comes and farts in Julia's face, killing her from the stench
Julia: Oh yuck
Gon: Grrr (HEY!)
Hwoarang: That's not all
Hwoarang types this and a TV remote suddenly appears. He presses fast forward and it shows Michelle's REAL Tekken 2 ending.
Michelle looked down at her pendant that had bought her so much trouble. She still hadn't worked out what it was for. She looked at it closely again. It began to swirl vivid green. She reached out her arm and threw the pendant hard. "CCCCAAAARRR" said a bird which the pendant had hit, falling to it's death. "Whoops!" she said, giggling to herself as the bird and the pendant splashed into the water.
Michelle: Hey! How'd you find that out?
Hwoarang: Heihachi gave it to me.
Michelle: I'll kill Heihachi for this!
Jun: You killed a bird! And in MY nature park! I'm gonna kill you!
Michelle: Oh Shit!
Jun grabs Michelle and
Jun: Um. Hwoarang. could you please create a cliff?
Hwoarang: Sure!
A cliff appears and Jun throws Michelle off it
Michelle: Oh, poooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Garnyru: You destroyed my wife! I'll kill you!
Jun: Help! Jin! Hwoarang!
Hwoarang frantically scrabbles on his laptop the first thing that comes to his mind. Garnyru pops!
POP!
Jun: Woah! That was scary! Thanks!
Nina: Oi, Hwoarang! If you like killing so much, we could become a team! I still have to assassinate Steve Fox though, which was my mission before Tekken 4.
Nina grabs a knife and stabs Steve repeatedly
Steve: NO!
Hwoarang: Hey! You killed my friend Steve! I Don't like that!
Nina's breasts get very large and eventually they burst and Nina gets a heart attack
Faint Voice: That's sick!
Hwoarang types this and let's himself have a bazooka
Hwoarang: Okay, who's the owner of the Faint Voice?
Faint Voice: I'm Unknown
Hwoarang: Tell me your goddam name or I'll shoot
Unknown: But that's my name I'm really Unknown
Hwoarang: You have to the count of 3.
Unknown: No! But
Hwoarang: 1.
Unknown: I really am
Hwoarang: 2.
Unknown: Unknown
Hwoarang: 3!
Hwoarang shoots the bazooka and Unknown falls out of her hiding place and dies.
Hwoarang: Ok, Eddy and Tiger, dance for me.
Eddy and Tiger: What if we don't wanna?
Hwoarang shoots Tiger and he blows up
Hwoarang: You were saying.
Eddy tries to impress Hwoarang with his boring dance moves
Hwoarang: Next!
A bottomless pit opens and Eddy falls inside
Eddy: IIIIIIII HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEE YYYYYOOOOUUU!
Hwoarang then shoots everyone except Jun, Jin, Heihachi & Lei
Jin: Why'dja shoot Paul too?
Hwoarang: His hair looked gay.
Lei: I'm placing you under arrest
Hwoarang shoots Lei square in the balls
Lei: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Baek: Sorry I'm late. I tried to do a crap but Law filled the whole place up with his and I almost drowned in it.
Hwoarang: That's OK.
Marshall Law: I just got off work. Did I just miss anything?
Law looks around and sees all the dead bodies.
Marshall Law: I guess I did.
Heihachi: EEEEEERRRRRRR!
Heihachi dies of a heart attack
Jun: I knew that would happen someday.
Jin: We 5 are the lone survivors.
Hwoarang: Thanks you guys for not trying to strangle me.
Jin, Jun, Marshall Law, Baek: That's ok.
Craig: Hi!
Hwoarang: Your too late baldy!
Hwoarang shoots Craig
Craig: But Baek and Law were late too.
Craig dies
The 2nd End! Hwoarang: Ok I'd like to thank me for coming up with this fic, all the Tekken characters for letting me do stuff with them, and all the readers who put up with all the crap they didn't like. I hope you enjoyed that story on Ling's underwear, plus the extra parts I put in featuring the other Tekken characters & myself. Please review this for me.
Jun: I really liked that. If you want to email me, do it at jun12@hotmail.com
Jin: I share the same email as my Mum
Marshall Law: I don't have the internet, but I'm sure Jun will let you reply to me through her email if you contact it saying it's for me.
Baek: I gotta go help Hwoarang write another fic.
Jun: I really enjoyed it. Well, I have to go help the people backstage clean up the dead bodies. See ya!
Marshall Law: I need to go potty!
Marshall Law rushes off only to find Forest's crap land on top of him.
Marshall Law: *.
Baek: I think he's dead.
Jun: OK, I've finished!
Jin: Now, can you please give me a sponge bath mummy?
Jun: Yes dear! Of course! A spongey wongey bathy wathy for Jinny!
Jin: Yay!
Jun: See you guys in Hwoarang's next fic! See ya!
Jin & Jun go off to have a sponge bath.
Baek: Hwoarang went back to write another fic. I'm gonna go help him now. Well, see ya!
Baek leaves.