A day in the life of a muggle
By Maddy
Chapter 10
A/n Sparkleygem the reason Eleanor didn't tell Hermione was because if Lupin or Cho came up to her and said I need your help it wouldn't go down well. Plus I don't want that to happen.
Eleanor's POV
Eleanor woke up in a cold room. The pillows were quite lumpy and the feather quilts feathers had bunched up at the end of the bed. "Just what I need." Muttered Eleanor shivering.
She climbed out of bed only to touch a cold stone floor. "Where am I? It this even Hogwarts there isn't even a plush carpet on the floor."
Eleanor looked around the dark room. She couldn't see much. "Either this person has blackout curtains or there are no windows." After a lot of stumbling and tripping over a table Eleanor found the persons wand. "Lumos." She breathed.
The room was very big with a wall-to-wall book case about 10metres long. The walls were not wall papered instead cold grey stone, which was decorated with old tapestries. One of the tapestries had the Slytherin crest with a border of Snakes. There weren't even any other beds in the room. Eleanor concluded that she must be in a professor's room. But whose?
There wasn't even a mirror in there, Eleanor looked around there wasn't even a way out by the look of it. "No doors, not windows. Where the hell am I? Are the ministry of magic imprisoning me cos I'm a muggle. I didn't mean any harm. It's all J K Rowling's fault she published the books! (a/n I don't have n e thing against JK at all I think she's the best author in the world along with J R R Tolkien) How did I get here any way? Who put a spell on me? So I'm in A prison but why would they give me a wand? I have to be in a dungeon of some sort after all I'm dealing with the magical world and they seem to live in the stone age." Eleanor sighed and picked a book off the shelf. `The wolfsbane potion' She picked up another `the truth about the truth potion: nasty side affects fact or fiction?'
"I'm in a dungeon full of books on potions. That's it!" exclaimed Eleanor "Snape lives in the dungeons! Go I'm Snape think of the trouble I can cause."
With a new burst of energy Eleanor ran to each tapestry and lifted them up. Eventually she found an opening.
The opening let her down a dark hall way occasionally lit up by torches. Eventually she found herself in a bathroom. It was green every thing was green. "God, I'm gonna have to be sick." Eleanor looked around the room and found a mirror. "Ok plan of the morning wash Snape's hair in basin. Ducks?" Eleanor stared gob smacked at the mirror. Snape's pyjamas were covered in yellow ducks with speech bubbles saying `quack quack.'
"Yes Ducks dearie." Said the mirror. "Great idea about washing the hair. But don't but that stuff in your hair it makes it all greasy."
Eleanor had to laugh. "What did you do last night?" Was the mirrors reply. Eleanor snorted. "Good to see a mirror with a sense of humour. Now what is this stuff I put in my hair I want to send that down the loo."
"It's in the potion bottle, the green one. I have to say when will you redecorate staring at that green really makes me sick."
"Where's the shampoo? Here it is. Herbal essence? Never thought I'd see the day."
Eleanor quickly washed the greasy stuff out of Snape's hair and used the shampoo and conditioner. She quickly found a towel and dried his hair. "What time is it?"
"The clock is above my head."
Eleanor looked up 6.30 way to early. "Just enough time to dry at least. Now where are my clothes."
"What is wrong with you sevvie have you forgotten where every thing is? You still haven't got rid of that green bottle."
Eleanor quickly found the bottle and looked at the label `Keeps hair clean and fresh, for that after shower feeling.' She read the back `are you a keen potion brewer? Are you worried that your hair will fall out because of dangerous toxins? Use 1 teaspoon of this in your hair it's guaranteed never to fall out."
"Well I'll just but half a teaspoon in his hair."
Eleanor quickly did this. "You promised you wouldn't put any in." Exclaimed the mirror. "Though at least you didn't put 10 of those things in your hair like you usually do."
Eleanor looked at Snape's hair it looked fine. She looked around for the toothpaste and brush and scrubbed Snape's teeth. "You got a date or what?" Asked the mirror.
"Nah, just school. Bye." Eleanor washed the toothbrush out and went back down the corridor to the bedroom.
"I think I'll just get breakfast from the house elves."
Once she had gotten back into the bedroom she found a house elf lighting the fire. The elf squeeked and made to run. "Wait, you haven't finished lighting the fires. Could you also bring some eggy bread down here and an unribe banana and two pieces of toast without anything on then oh and a knife and fork. You better bring a plate of two as well."
The elf's eyes widened in surprise. It quickly made up the fire and ran out of the room.
"Mad, utterly and entirely mad."
Eleanor busied herself by changing then reading a book. `The uses of unicorns and their curses'
The elf ran in followed by another four all carrying the plates. "Thank you. You've been so kind. Would you like a tip?"
They looked at Eleanor mortifies. "Remember when making chocolate éclairs make sure the thing is called before you but the cream on other wise it melts. Oh and a banana plant isn't a fruit tree it's a herb which is closely related to the lily (a piece of useless information I thought I could give you. It is true it was in my science text book.)
***
Eleanor was sitting in Snape's chair in the potions class room with her feet on the Table. She was humming and bobbing her head from side to side with her eyes closed. Slowly the class walked in they were 5^th year Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs.
"So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past. Impossible!
She's turn away from me
He's holding back he's hiding
But what I cannot tell
Why won't he be the king I know he Is
The king I know so well"
"Is there something you're not telling us sir?" Shouted someone
Eleanor opened her eyes and stood up. "Very funny. You are obviously not a fan of the lion king."
"The Lion King?"
"It's a muggle movie about lions. Made my Disney has loads of songs. Now moving swiftly on today what are we going to look at?"
Eleanor got blank looks back. "You really don't pay attention. But fortunately I've scrapped my teaching plan for today. We're going to look at muggle chemistry."
***
Eleanor made her way to the great hall. A Black dog came up to her With a note in it's mouth. Eleanor quickly opened the letter. `You're needed in Dumbledore's room Now. S.B.
Ps are you going on a date, though who would want to go out with you.'
Eleanor laughed, they dog looked up t her startled. "Very funny Black. When will wonders never cease?"
The dog tried to frown. "You know you're a really cute dog?? You have great eyes as well." The dog yelped and ran away. Eleanor chuckled just as Hagrid walked by. Hagrid stopped turned and stared at Eleanor.
When Eleanor eventually to Dumbledore's room Sirius had changed back and was pasing. "Is there something you're not telling us?" Questioned Sirius
"You know that's the second time someone has said that to me today. After." Eleanor promptly burst out in laughter.
She really couldn't play the part as Snape.
This chapter was out up in seven days well done maddy compared to the 1 and a half months. It's also longer. As always read & Review Happy Valentine's day hope you had a great one. I did it was the first day of the holidays. Yay!
By Maddy
Chapter 10
A/n Sparkleygem the reason Eleanor didn't tell Hermione was because if Lupin or Cho came up to her and said I need your help it wouldn't go down well. Plus I don't want that to happen.
Eleanor's POV
Eleanor woke up in a cold room. The pillows were quite lumpy and the feather quilts feathers had bunched up at the end of the bed. "Just what I need." Muttered Eleanor shivering.
She climbed out of bed only to touch a cold stone floor. "Where am I? It this even Hogwarts there isn't even a plush carpet on the floor."
Eleanor looked around the dark room. She couldn't see much. "Either this person has blackout curtains or there are no windows." After a lot of stumbling and tripping over a table Eleanor found the persons wand. "Lumos." She breathed.
The room was very big with a wall-to-wall book case about 10metres long. The walls were not wall papered instead cold grey stone, which was decorated with old tapestries. One of the tapestries had the Slytherin crest with a border of Snakes. There weren't even any other beds in the room. Eleanor concluded that she must be in a professor's room. But whose?
There wasn't even a mirror in there, Eleanor looked around there wasn't even a way out by the look of it. "No doors, not windows. Where the hell am I? Are the ministry of magic imprisoning me cos I'm a muggle. I didn't mean any harm. It's all J K Rowling's fault she published the books! (a/n I don't have n e thing against JK at all I think she's the best author in the world along with J R R Tolkien) How did I get here any way? Who put a spell on me? So I'm in A prison but why would they give me a wand? I have to be in a dungeon of some sort after all I'm dealing with the magical world and they seem to live in the stone age." Eleanor sighed and picked a book off the shelf. `The wolfsbane potion' She picked up another `the truth about the truth potion: nasty side affects fact or fiction?'
"I'm in a dungeon full of books on potions. That's it!" exclaimed Eleanor "Snape lives in the dungeons! Go I'm Snape think of the trouble I can cause."
With a new burst of energy Eleanor ran to each tapestry and lifted them up. Eventually she found an opening.
The opening let her down a dark hall way occasionally lit up by torches. Eventually she found herself in a bathroom. It was green every thing was green. "God, I'm gonna have to be sick." Eleanor looked around the room and found a mirror. "Ok plan of the morning wash Snape's hair in basin. Ducks?" Eleanor stared gob smacked at the mirror. Snape's pyjamas were covered in yellow ducks with speech bubbles saying `quack quack.'
"Yes Ducks dearie." Said the mirror. "Great idea about washing the hair. But don't but that stuff in your hair it makes it all greasy."
Eleanor had to laugh. "What did you do last night?" Was the mirrors reply. Eleanor snorted. "Good to see a mirror with a sense of humour. Now what is this stuff I put in my hair I want to send that down the loo."
"It's in the potion bottle, the green one. I have to say when will you redecorate staring at that green really makes me sick."
"Where's the shampoo? Here it is. Herbal essence? Never thought I'd see the day."
Eleanor quickly washed the greasy stuff out of Snape's hair and used the shampoo and conditioner. She quickly found a towel and dried his hair. "What time is it?"
"The clock is above my head."
Eleanor looked up 6.30 way to early. "Just enough time to dry at least. Now where are my clothes."
"What is wrong with you sevvie have you forgotten where every thing is? You still haven't got rid of that green bottle."
Eleanor quickly found the bottle and looked at the label `Keeps hair clean and fresh, for that after shower feeling.' She read the back `are you a keen potion brewer? Are you worried that your hair will fall out because of dangerous toxins? Use 1 teaspoon of this in your hair it's guaranteed never to fall out."
"Well I'll just but half a teaspoon in his hair."
Eleanor quickly did this. "You promised you wouldn't put any in." Exclaimed the mirror. "Though at least you didn't put 10 of those things in your hair like you usually do."
Eleanor looked at Snape's hair it looked fine. She looked around for the toothpaste and brush and scrubbed Snape's teeth. "You got a date or what?" Asked the mirror.
"Nah, just school. Bye." Eleanor washed the toothbrush out and went back down the corridor to the bedroom.
"I think I'll just get breakfast from the house elves."
Once she had gotten back into the bedroom she found a house elf lighting the fire. The elf squeeked and made to run. "Wait, you haven't finished lighting the fires. Could you also bring some eggy bread down here and an unribe banana and two pieces of toast without anything on then oh and a knife and fork. You better bring a plate of two as well."
The elf's eyes widened in surprise. It quickly made up the fire and ran out of the room.
"Mad, utterly and entirely mad."
Eleanor busied herself by changing then reading a book. `The uses of unicorns and their curses'
The elf ran in followed by another four all carrying the plates. "Thank you. You've been so kind. Would you like a tip?"
They looked at Eleanor mortifies. "Remember when making chocolate éclairs make sure the thing is called before you but the cream on other wise it melts. Oh and a banana plant isn't a fruit tree it's a herb which is closely related to the lily (a piece of useless information I thought I could give you. It is true it was in my science text book.)
***
Eleanor was sitting in Snape's chair in the potions class room with her feet on the Table. She was humming and bobbing her head from side to side with her eyes closed. Slowly the class walked in they were 5^th year Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs.
"So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past. Impossible!
She's turn away from me
He's holding back he's hiding
But what I cannot tell
Why won't he be the king I know he Is
The king I know so well"
"Is there something you're not telling us sir?" Shouted someone
Eleanor opened her eyes and stood up. "Very funny. You are obviously not a fan of the lion king."
"The Lion King?"
"It's a muggle movie about lions. Made my Disney has loads of songs. Now moving swiftly on today what are we going to look at?"
Eleanor got blank looks back. "You really don't pay attention. But fortunately I've scrapped my teaching plan for today. We're going to look at muggle chemistry."
***
Eleanor made her way to the great hall. A Black dog came up to her With a note in it's mouth. Eleanor quickly opened the letter. `You're needed in Dumbledore's room Now. S.B.
Ps are you going on a date, though who would want to go out with you.'
Eleanor laughed, they dog looked up t her startled. "Very funny Black. When will wonders never cease?"
The dog tried to frown. "You know you're a really cute dog?? You have great eyes as well." The dog yelped and ran away. Eleanor chuckled just as Hagrid walked by. Hagrid stopped turned and stared at Eleanor.
When Eleanor eventually to Dumbledore's room Sirius had changed back and was pasing. "Is there something you're not telling us?" Questioned Sirius
"You know that's the second time someone has said that to me today. After." Eleanor promptly burst out in laughter.
She really couldn't play the part as Snape.
This chapter was out up in seven days well done maddy compared to the 1 and a half months. It's also longer. As always read & Review Happy Valentine's day hope you had a great one. I did it was the first day of the holidays. Yay!