A day in the life of a muggle

By Maddy

Chapter 13

Sirius' POV

Sirius woke up with a start; surprised to feel cotton sheets instead of the scratchy ones he was used to. He looked around the room was most defiantly not the one he was used to.



He was wearing purple pyjamas with an orange bear and a pot of honey with a nightcap on. Next to it was a pink thing that was yawning broadly. 'Must be muggles' (Winnie the pooh and piglet for all of you that haven't worked it out.)



Sirius looked around. He tried to turn into a dog nothing happened. 'Odd, defiantly odd. Probably one of James' pranks.' He got out of the bed slowly looking for any booby traps.



His head was constantly turning looking out for anything dangerous. As he whipped his head around the hair that had been tied with a hair band came undone. Red hair suddenly fell in front of Sirius' face.



He stared at it in wonder. 'He's died my hair red? Just like Lily's?' "James? What have you done to my room?"



There was no answer. Sirius looked around the room and saw a door a normal door 'well at least he didn't make me stay in a room with no door. For gods sake he's back here for a week and he's trying to kill me.'



Sirius opened the door hesitantly the corridor was not what it usually was. "Prongs? What have you done to my house."



A boy came put of a room. "Prongs?" the boy asked "You've really gone to far. First of all Prongs is dead. Second he's a book character and third if he was real he wouldn't be here."



"Who are you?"



"Eleanor get a life."



"My name is not Eleanor it's Sirius Black or Padfoot or Snuffles."



"Really have lost it. You've been doing to many hand stands they're making blood rush to your head."



"Prongs? You've put me in a muggle house? When I get my hands on you I'll kill you. No wait I only just got back I'll just do something really, really horrible to you."



"You really have lost it Eleanor." Said the boy looking at him strangely and walking off.



"What is wrong with that boy?" Sirius muttered before going to explore.



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Sirius was standing out side a building which had been labelled the sports hall. In the past two hours he had encountered a strange women who kept on muttering I'm late. A load of people he had never meet but recognised him and more kooky people that kept on telling him that he was mad.



The crowd, which he had named Gerard, was moving into this hall. The teacher Miss Hunt who was very energetic and kept on trying to talk to him trying being the definitive term.



The 'Gerard' moved into a room, which was quite small with cubicles lining the whole room. Each person dashed behind a curtain so Sirius followed. He got out his P.E kit thing that the eccentric lady from the morning had given him. Inside was swimming costume? With sleeves and it wasn't water proof. A leotard? 'There is no way…'



Sirius walked out of the cubicle. "There is no way in hell that I'm going to put this thing on."



Heads came out from behind the shower curtain. "What d'you mean? You've been wearing a leotard since you were 3 or was it six something like that."



"I'm refusing to wear this piece of cloth. It's indecent!"



"It's compulsory school uniform."



"I don't go to this school. This is some silly joke that Prongs had played on me."



"Who?" Muttered half the class



"Forget it. But there's still no way I'm going to wear this."



Just then Miss Hunt walked in. "Eleanor why aren't you ready?"



"I'm not wearing this leotard."



"Why not?"



"It's indecent."



"It's regu-"



"Regulation school kit I know but it's I dunno evil pure evil."



"I think you need a little bit of time out."



"Yeah of course." Muttered Sirius.

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I know this chapter is short but I wanted to get it up.