A Day in the life of a muggle
By Maddy
The Last chapter & Epilogue (Sniff)
A/N Yes this is the last chapter and for some reason I'm not sad. The reason? I'm already 110 pages into the sequel, yes that's right 110 pages and I've only just started chapter 12, most of the chapters are around 10 pages apart from 2, which are 19 and 18. The reason I needed stupid questions? Well you'll see. So we'll start the chapter. I just finally realised that it's about 3 in the afternoon in this story and therefore Eleanor is 'missing' from her home so next stop Eleanor's house.
Eleanor looked at her watch and gasped. "Oh shit, it's um three in the afternoon so as far as my parents are concerned I've run away or I've been abducted." Eleanor exclaimed in panic.
Dumbledore smiled. "I left a note telling them that you'd gone to Hogwarts."
"That's not good, they think that I think the books are the bible. So they think I have run away to Scotland to find a caste that is as far as they're concerned none existent. So I really think I should be getting home!" she was now hyperventilating.
"Calm down!" exclaimed Sirius
"How can I calm down? My parents won't let me walk down the road with out knowing where I'm going, the phone number of the person I'm going to see even If I'm only going to talk to them for 5 minutes, what time I'll be back and just in case I need to take a mobile phone incase I get lost, while walking down the road."
"What's a mobile phone?"
"I'll explain it on the way home."
Dumbledore sighed. "OK, Sirius, Remus and I will go home and explain every thing, won't they find it weird bringing strangers home."
"Well yeah but they know Remus, now can we please go."
Sirius looked at Remus raising his eyebrow.
"I guess we'll walk to Hogsmead and then apparate to Eleanor's house."
"Apparate?" asked Eleanor. "Cool."
"You know what apparating is?" asked Lupin.
"Has any one explained anything about the books at all?" she asked
"Books?"
"I guess not."
"Ok. Some one decided to take it upon herself to write down Harry's whole life and then publish it for muggles to read and enjoy, but I don't think she expected a muggle to find some magical people and tell them. But before any of you complain she will not stop writing the books because it would make millions of people VERY unhappy."
"Why?"
"Well in my school alone there is Michelle, Maryann, Helen (you have now been mentioned in this fic.), Aleydis and myself spent way to much time reading the books and fan fiction, in fact there are thousands of websites devoted to the lot of you."
"Even me?" asked Sirius
"Yes even you. You all have I love _____ websites."
"You've got to be joking."
"No, my friend Michelle is totally in love with any Slytherin especially Severus."
"Why's you call him Severus instead of Snape?" asked Lupin
"Because Michelle insists that I do so that's what I do."
"So which one of us do you like the most." Asked Sirius slyly
"I'm not answering that and if you dare try to get it out of me by using Veritaserum or anything else for that matter you'll live to regret it."
"We're wizards you can't do anything to us."
"I wouldn't say that if I were you." Said Remus quickly.
"Ah good we're in Hogsmead." Announced Dumbledore
Suddenly there was screaming. "What's going on?" asked Eleanor
"It's Sirius Black!"
"Oh the daily prophet hasn't been able to send out the emergency report yet they still think I killed them." Grimaced Sirius
"Oh well, we can apparate now."
Suddenly Remus grabbed her hand and she found herself on Marler Road the road she had lived in since forever.
***
An hour later Eleanor was walking along Diagon Alley collecting her stuff for Hogwarts. Her parents had been surprised but accepted it. Max had run around the room exclaiming so the barmy bat was correct in her theory.
"So Eleanor, are you looking forward to the interview that you're going to have with Hogwarts?"
"Interview?"
"Every late bloomer has to be interviewed by Hogwarts it's some what of a tradition."
***
"So Eleanor, what's your favourite football team?" asked Seamus Finnegan
"Well my whole family supports Charlton so I guess its Charlton."
"What's your favourite book?"
"Umm. Ha… Lord of the rings."
"What's your favourite food?"
"Roast dinner."
"Have you heard that Sirius Black has been freed."
Eleanor raised her eyebrow. "I was his barrister."
"So you thought he was innocent?"
"What do you think? So Ginny have you told Ron about your b/f yet?"
Ginny turned red. "b/f?" asked Ron
"Yeah, umm Ron I've got a boy friend!"
"Who is it?" asked Ron
"Well, don't get mad or anything but it's umm…"
"It's Draco Malfoy next question!" Ron stared at Ginny, Draco and Eleanor in horror.
"So what are your hobbies?"
"Well I play the violin, gymnastics, tap, ballet, Irish dancing and martial arts."
"Are you any good?"
"Yeah I'm quite good."
"Will you show us?"
"Well I don't believe in showing off. But ok I need a violin." Eleanor started playing the violin she went on for a few minutes and stopped. "I'll show you the rest later. Are we finished yet? Cos I'm really hungry."
"You need to be sorted." Announced P. McGonnagal.#
Eleanor smiled she sat on the stool and immediately heard the sorting hat. "Late bloomer are you? Y'know who I am as well. Very clever aren't you a mischief-maker as well. That's a good idea, I only wish I had eyes to see it. SLYTHERIN!"
(Shock horror!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The hall stared at her Snape look positively strangled. Suddenly you could hear the sorting hat laughing, "Can't take a joke can you?"
The hat carried on thinking on her head. "Very brave as well, but you have a great thirst for knowledge. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?"
'Well there's an open space on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team now. I have to wait two years for Gryffindor. Put me in Ravenclaw!"
"RAVENCLAW!" announced the sorting hat. Eleanor ran over and sat next to a girl who was waving at her. She had her blonde hair in a bob and sparkling blue eyes. "Hi I'm Chloe Boot."
A/N My little Eleanor's growing up. That is officially the end of a day in the life of a muggle but you have and epilogue.
EPILOGUE
Eleanor got on the train it was the end of the year, it had been a great one full of pranks, truth or dare and dare I say school work. Eleanor had passed all her exams with flying colours coming top in her year, which surprised every one as she had to catch up with 3 years worth of work. Quidditch was great they came in second place only to Gryffindor; Harry beat the Slytherins gaining them the cup by ten points. Ginny and Draco were doing great and were Hogwarts best couple. Harry was having a great time catching up with his dad, the year in all had been great, Voldemort hadn't even yearly killed Harry.
"Morning Eve."
"Same to you Draco." Answered Eleanor sitting next to him in the carriage.
"Gryffindors still not out?"
"No. So were is Chloe?" asked Draco
"You know she doesn't like the Marauders very well so she won't come in this carriage."
"But she's your best friend!"
"Yeah, but she's just weird. I don't mind it gives me more time to be with you." She smiled messing up his hair.
"Not the hair, Eve! You know I only have eyes for Ginny."
"I know."
"You got top grades in the year didn't you?"
"Yep, I'm just glad this year is over. No more Pansy Parkinson for Astronomy." She then put on a very good impression of her. "And that star is the Ursa minor other wise known as the... the umm… teddy Bear star, that's it. And that's the dog star, known as the… Let me just get my textbook. It's all your fault you little mudblood I usually know these!"
Draco laughed, "as if she's only tutoring you to keep her grade up, she needs the extra credit!"
"What you laughing over?" asked Ginny walking in.
"Pansy Parkinson."
"Enough said."
Just then an owl, more specifically Frodo Eleanor's owl came flying in carrying a letter.
'Dear Eleanor
When you get to the train station meet us at platform 1 we're going to Heathrow. You're going on holiday to Florida for two weeks!
Mum & Dad'
"Cool." Muttered Eleanor jumping for joy.
So that is the end of A day in the life of a muggle. Read & Review
The address for its sequel 'Fate' is:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=687847
By Maddy
The Last chapter & Epilogue (Sniff)
A/N Yes this is the last chapter and for some reason I'm not sad. The reason? I'm already 110 pages into the sequel, yes that's right 110 pages and I've only just started chapter 12, most of the chapters are around 10 pages apart from 2, which are 19 and 18. The reason I needed stupid questions? Well you'll see. So we'll start the chapter. I just finally realised that it's about 3 in the afternoon in this story and therefore Eleanor is 'missing' from her home so next stop Eleanor's house.
Eleanor looked at her watch and gasped. "Oh shit, it's um three in the afternoon so as far as my parents are concerned I've run away or I've been abducted." Eleanor exclaimed in panic.
Dumbledore smiled. "I left a note telling them that you'd gone to Hogwarts."
"That's not good, they think that I think the books are the bible. So they think I have run away to Scotland to find a caste that is as far as they're concerned none existent. So I really think I should be getting home!" she was now hyperventilating.
"Calm down!" exclaimed Sirius
"How can I calm down? My parents won't let me walk down the road with out knowing where I'm going, the phone number of the person I'm going to see even If I'm only going to talk to them for 5 minutes, what time I'll be back and just in case I need to take a mobile phone incase I get lost, while walking down the road."
"What's a mobile phone?"
"I'll explain it on the way home."
Dumbledore sighed. "OK, Sirius, Remus and I will go home and explain every thing, won't they find it weird bringing strangers home."
"Well yeah but they know Remus, now can we please go."
Sirius looked at Remus raising his eyebrow.
"I guess we'll walk to Hogsmead and then apparate to Eleanor's house."
"Apparate?" asked Eleanor. "Cool."
"You know what apparating is?" asked Lupin.
"Has any one explained anything about the books at all?" she asked
"Books?"
"I guess not."
"Ok. Some one decided to take it upon herself to write down Harry's whole life and then publish it for muggles to read and enjoy, but I don't think she expected a muggle to find some magical people and tell them. But before any of you complain she will not stop writing the books because it would make millions of people VERY unhappy."
"Why?"
"Well in my school alone there is Michelle, Maryann, Helen (you have now been mentioned in this fic.), Aleydis and myself spent way to much time reading the books and fan fiction, in fact there are thousands of websites devoted to the lot of you."
"Even me?" asked Sirius
"Yes even you. You all have I love _____ websites."
"You've got to be joking."
"No, my friend Michelle is totally in love with any Slytherin especially Severus."
"Why's you call him Severus instead of Snape?" asked Lupin
"Because Michelle insists that I do so that's what I do."
"So which one of us do you like the most." Asked Sirius slyly
"I'm not answering that and if you dare try to get it out of me by using Veritaserum or anything else for that matter you'll live to regret it."
"We're wizards you can't do anything to us."
"I wouldn't say that if I were you." Said Remus quickly.
"Ah good we're in Hogsmead." Announced Dumbledore
Suddenly there was screaming. "What's going on?" asked Eleanor
"It's Sirius Black!"
"Oh the daily prophet hasn't been able to send out the emergency report yet they still think I killed them." Grimaced Sirius
"Oh well, we can apparate now."
Suddenly Remus grabbed her hand and she found herself on Marler Road the road she had lived in since forever.
***
An hour later Eleanor was walking along Diagon Alley collecting her stuff for Hogwarts. Her parents had been surprised but accepted it. Max had run around the room exclaiming so the barmy bat was correct in her theory.
"So Eleanor, are you looking forward to the interview that you're going to have with Hogwarts?"
"Interview?"
"Every late bloomer has to be interviewed by Hogwarts it's some what of a tradition."
***
"So Eleanor, what's your favourite football team?" asked Seamus Finnegan
"Well my whole family supports Charlton so I guess its Charlton."
"What's your favourite book?"
"Umm. Ha… Lord of the rings."
"What's your favourite food?"
"Roast dinner."
"Have you heard that Sirius Black has been freed."
Eleanor raised her eyebrow. "I was his barrister."
"So you thought he was innocent?"
"What do you think? So Ginny have you told Ron about your b/f yet?"
Ginny turned red. "b/f?" asked Ron
"Yeah, umm Ron I've got a boy friend!"
"Who is it?" asked Ron
"Well, don't get mad or anything but it's umm…"
"It's Draco Malfoy next question!" Ron stared at Ginny, Draco and Eleanor in horror.
"So what are your hobbies?"
"Well I play the violin, gymnastics, tap, ballet, Irish dancing and martial arts."
"Are you any good?"
"Yeah I'm quite good."
"Will you show us?"
"Well I don't believe in showing off. But ok I need a violin." Eleanor started playing the violin she went on for a few minutes and stopped. "I'll show you the rest later. Are we finished yet? Cos I'm really hungry."
"You need to be sorted." Announced P. McGonnagal.#
Eleanor smiled she sat on the stool and immediately heard the sorting hat. "Late bloomer are you? Y'know who I am as well. Very clever aren't you a mischief-maker as well. That's a good idea, I only wish I had eyes to see it. SLYTHERIN!"
(Shock horror!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The hall stared at her Snape look positively strangled. Suddenly you could hear the sorting hat laughing, "Can't take a joke can you?"
The hat carried on thinking on her head. "Very brave as well, but you have a great thirst for knowledge. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw?"
'Well there's an open space on the Ravenclaw Quidditch team now. I have to wait two years for Gryffindor. Put me in Ravenclaw!"
"RAVENCLAW!" announced the sorting hat. Eleanor ran over and sat next to a girl who was waving at her. She had her blonde hair in a bob and sparkling blue eyes. "Hi I'm Chloe Boot."
A/N My little Eleanor's growing up. That is officially the end of a day in the life of a muggle but you have and epilogue.
EPILOGUE
Eleanor got on the train it was the end of the year, it had been a great one full of pranks, truth or dare and dare I say school work. Eleanor had passed all her exams with flying colours coming top in her year, which surprised every one as she had to catch up with 3 years worth of work. Quidditch was great they came in second place only to Gryffindor; Harry beat the Slytherins gaining them the cup by ten points. Ginny and Draco were doing great and were Hogwarts best couple. Harry was having a great time catching up with his dad, the year in all had been great, Voldemort hadn't even yearly killed Harry.
"Morning Eve."
"Same to you Draco." Answered Eleanor sitting next to him in the carriage.
"Gryffindors still not out?"
"No. So were is Chloe?" asked Draco
"You know she doesn't like the Marauders very well so she won't come in this carriage."
"But she's your best friend!"
"Yeah, but she's just weird. I don't mind it gives me more time to be with you." She smiled messing up his hair.
"Not the hair, Eve! You know I only have eyes for Ginny."
"I know."
"You got top grades in the year didn't you?"
"Yep, I'm just glad this year is over. No more Pansy Parkinson for Astronomy." She then put on a very good impression of her. "And that star is the Ursa minor other wise known as the... the umm… teddy Bear star, that's it. And that's the dog star, known as the… Let me just get my textbook. It's all your fault you little mudblood I usually know these!"
Draco laughed, "as if she's only tutoring you to keep her grade up, she needs the extra credit!"
"What you laughing over?" asked Ginny walking in.
"Pansy Parkinson."
"Enough said."
Just then an owl, more specifically Frodo Eleanor's owl came flying in carrying a letter.
'Dear Eleanor
When you get to the train station meet us at platform 1 we're going to Heathrow. You're going on holiday to Florida for two weeks!
Mum & Dad'
"Cool." Muttered Eleanor jumping for joy.
So that is the end of A day in the life of a muggle. Read & Review
The address for its sequel 'Fate' is:
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=687847