A day in the life of a muggle: Part two

By Maddy

CHAPTER 2

This chapter is dedicated to both my brothers as I made the basics of this part while playing cricket with them, and I even managed to hit the ball!

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Eleanor woke up and looked at her surroundings, when suddenly someone opened the door.  This someone had brown hair tied in pigtails, Eleanor didn't know this someone either.

"Oh, good you're awake.  I'm quite surprised at you yesterday you said you wouldn't be able to fall asleep.  It's ten now, quite surprising for your wedding say."

"My wedding day?" asked Eleanor quite confused. "Who am I marrying?"

"Yes of course you're getting married today.  All of Hogwarts have the day off.  After all it's not every day that the Hogwarts version of Romeo and Juliet get married after all you are Lily Evans soon to be Lily Potter."

Eleanor went a light shade of green.  "I'm marrying James Potter."

"I can see the wedding jitters are setting in."

Eleanor came so her senses jumped out of the bed and ran over to a mirror, her eyes were indeed green.  "Where can I find James?"

"But it's unlucky."

"This family is already cursed as it is." Muttered Eleanor under her breath.  "I don't care where is he?"

 Seeing the determination in her eyes the woman responded meekly.  "Most probably in Hagrids hut.  Him, Sirius, Remus and peter stayed in there after their stag night."

Eleanor ran out of the room found herself near Dumbledore's office, but ran on to Hagrid's cabin, where she pounded on the door.  Sirius opened the door and quickly said "James had nothing to do with the stripper."

"The stripper?" said Eleanor raising her eyebrows.  "But I don't have time for that.  I need to see James."

"But it's bad luck."

"Cut the superstitious crap, I need to see James.

James came to the door and leaned over to kiss her.  "Don't touch me!"

"Sirius what did you say to her?"

"He said absolutely nothing.  Now would moony, Padfoot and Wormtail please vacate the premises?"

Remus walked past with a pair of boxers on (sigh) "Fully clothed as well.  I need to talk to James in private NOW."

The three named left though not with out Remus adding "What ever you did, I feel sorry for you."

"Sit down." Ordered Eleanor

"If it's about-"

"The stripper has nothing to do with this.  We have to cancel the wedding!"

"What!" exclaimed James looking very confused "why?"

"I'm not who you think I am."

"But I love you."

"That's the thing you love Lily not me.  When I said I'm not who you think I am I was being literal.  This is your wedding day and I'm not going to ruin it.

There was a knock on the door.  "Who is it?"

Sirius' voice came back.  "Albus want to see what's wrong."

"Fine you can come in.," answered James

Eleanor pulled out Lily's wand as the door started to open.  It abruptly slam shut with a flick of her wrist she also added "silencio."

"Listen to me.  Don't say a word until I say you can.  My name is not Lily Potter or Evans.  My name is Eve Chambers.  I am not from this time; I'm from the future.  There was a silence.  "You can talk now."

"So where is Lily?"

"Well she's in my body."

"Are you sure?"

"Positively certain."

"How can you be sure."

"It's not the first time that this has happened.  Though I've never gone back in time, which could cause a problem."

"This has happened before?"

"Yes."  She then muttered to her self "I could never change time then, what ever happened, happened."

"Shouldn't we talk to Albus?"  Asked James

"Sure."

James walked to the door and tried to open it.  It wouldn't budge.  "It won't open."

"Great tautology let me open it."

She put her hand on the doorknob muttered Alohomora.  The door magically opened and Sirius fell through.  "Are you ok?" Eleanor asked crouching on the floor.  "Locking spells are taught in first year, I'd of thought you could take it off." She looked at him bemused.

"Sirius I'd like you to meet…" he trailed off.

"Eve Chambers nice to meet you Padfoot."

"How d'you know my name?"

"Just because I'm from the future doesn't mean I haven't met you.  Millions of people know who you are (though they don't know you're real), they even know about the marauders map."

"But that got confiscated."

"What did you think just because you had left Hogwarts that there would be no pranksters?  Though the ones from my time generally blame peeves or you. They don't get caught unlike a certain four that I could mention."

"Us lot?"

"I'm not from that far in the future.  You lot still, unfortunately, hang around there terrorising Snape. I feel sorry for him"

"We're not teachers are we?  You feel sorry for Snape?"

"Well… I'm actually friends with Snape.  But I'm not going to give anything about the future away as far as I can help it.  With my experience with time turners I know it's a bad idea to meddle with time.  There fore I need to get back to 2002, oh shit.  Your wedding starts in how many hours?  No offence but I don't want to get married to James."

"It starts in three hours.  So you should start getting ready so when Lily gets back you'll be ready said James."

"I doubt that we'll be able to get you back in time.  You'll have to marry James." Said Dumbledore."

"There is no way I'm going to sit down in a chair for three hours while some old maid applies some stupid concoction to my face."

"Its Lily's face not yours"

"I will fight with any of you rather then sit in a chair with-"

"An old maid, we know.  Though I'd like to see you meat one of us with a wand or with out." Said Sirius

"I could beat you with both."

"We have some more impending matters." Broke in Dumbledore

"I'll duel with you id I have to!"

Remus laughed.  "Do you honestly think that you could beat Dumbledore?"

"I'd do a lot better then you!"

The all looked at her strangely.  "Are you sane?" asked Peter

Eleanor cast a look of loathing at him.  "I am as sane as I am senile."

"How old are you?" asked James

"Not old enough to have a midlife crisis."

"Why are you speaking in riddles?" asked Dumbledore

"Why does the pot call the kettle black?"

"We're not going to get anything out of you are we?"

"You'll get them as often as the full moon.  Oh sorry!"  Exclaimed Eleanor looking at Remus

"You know?"

"Yep"

"Yep I found out after Hermione had done the Werewolf essay.  Though she didn't tell anyone until later."

"How did she know?"

"You were the DADA teacher.  I'm gonna have to use a really strong memory charm before I leave."

"I doubt it would work properly." Said Peter

"Don't underestimate a person that you have only just met."

"But you don't know us." He continued.

"I have known you longer then half an hour a year to say the least, some of you better then others."  She gave him another piercing glare, which clearly said stop asking impertinent questions.

"I know most of you better then you know your selves."

"Yeah, of course you do.  So what are we like in the future?"

"Just as annoying."

Someone knocked on the door.  "Come in!" shouted Remus

McGonnagal walked in "oh good Lily is with you.  We need to get her ready just under two and a half hours until the wedding."

"Yes you better take her." Said Sirius

Eleanor mouthed 'I'm gonna kill you.' Before being dragged out of the room.

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So there's chapter two, yes she's back in time and yes there's a reason but you won't find out till the end if this part which is in about 20-30 chapters from now.

Sparkleygem: all twelve chapters?  It took me and hour and a half to type up the last chapter it might have had something to do with how I needed to go to Good Friday mass and my mum was telling me to get ready but no way you'll get one chapter at a time as I want to keep ahead then I can change things if I need to.

MoodyirishbabeNo! I refuse to put you in my story, this will *not* have you molesting Severus!  You are a muggle whether you like it or not.

So Read & Review I look forward to reading them!