Ho Ho Ho! Nooch Nooch Nooch! Santa Jay coming down the Chiz-imney! I come bearing another Askew Carol this year. This one is to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman". Enjoy.
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Banky the Inker
Was known around the globe.
He helped create "Bluntman
& Chronic" and
He was kind of a homophobe
Banky the Inker
"Tracer!" they sometimes say.
Though that made him sore
He hated more
The thought he might be gay
There must have been
In his friend Holden
Some attraction and allure
For when he suggested a threesome
All Banky said was "Sure."
So, Banky the Inker
Ended up with Hooper X
But if "Tracer!" you say
Then run away.
He'll shove a pen up your thorax.
Snootchity, snooch-nooch
Snootchity, snooch-nooch
"You're mucking with a G!"
Snootchity, snooch-nooch
Snootchity, snooch-nooch
"I'll trace a line around your body!"