Boy, was Tea mad! Oh, I love kicking that-
Seto: Can we PLEASE get on with this? You promised…
Okay, okay Set don't get all worked up. Remember what happened to Bluie?
Seto: YOU SAID THE WORD!
Everyone: BLUIE! BLUIE!
Seto: What did you do with Bluie?
He's right here. *pulls out a slightly battered BEWD plushie*
Seto: YAY! *hugs it*
Now today, we will be canceling the Yugi's Notes-To-Self episode.
Audience: BOO! YOU SUCK!
Heh heh…I know…. now we will replace it with a Christmas special.
Audience: Never mind…YAY! WHOO!!!!!
Better.
Focus on a place high above the world.
Now focus on a mansion in Domino City.
STOP!
We find ourselves here on a wonderful occasion, Christmas, where the Kaiba mansion is in a party, another party, which is livelier than the other party. But, let's save that for later. Let's go to the mind of a child. Let's- *Seto's briefcase falls on the persons head*
Seto: *jumps from the ceiling*1) You were paid to film the party. 2) Only two people can go near my brother.
Now, to the party. Artic, who we met last chapter, was hanging around the doorway Seto had just went through. But, Tea was close behind.
Seto had just walked through the doorway and Tea jumped beside him.
Tea: YES! YES! WE ARE UNDER THE MISTLETOE!!!
Tea lunged at Seto then felt pain. Artic had pushed her out of the way.
Artic: I don't give a shit about tradition. Bitch, leave him the hell alone.
Seto: You are SO lucky Mokuba is asleep…
Artic: ^__^ I know. Now, about that mistletoe….
Seto: *looks up* Oh yes, I believe that was Mokuba.
Artic: Can't blame him. We did get in a little fight that one day…
Seto and Artic look up one more time and kiss.
Now, as for Tea she lay on the ground. When the call that wine had been delivered went through to Yami, Joey, Tristan, and Pegasus, she was trampled. Seto went over as well while Artic decided to jump on the body of Tea some more.
*After awhile, the people drinking began to get drunk*
Pegasus: Whee! I believe I can fly! *jumps the window*
Everyone: CELEBRATE!!
Seto: I love little chickens Artic!
Artic: Um, you need bed rest. And I need to sleep. But these people are not to be left alone. I KNOW! The closet. *drags Seto to the closet to get some sleep*
Yami: Sneaky Yami. I will watch Tea be unconscious!
Yugi: And I will...um…go to Joey's house?
Joey: My sister?
Yugi: Serenity.
Yami: Sneaky Yami! I will look in the closet. *Yami gets up and looks through the keyhole and sees a mistletoe-covered closet and hears "Can't Fight The Moonlight"* Coolies! ^__^ Seto saw me. Um…shit. RUN AWAY!
Yami scares everyone away and drags Tea out. Soon after Mokuba comes out holding a BEWD blankie.
Mokuba: Big Brother? Artic? *Checks the bathroom, bedroom kitchen and in Seto's private computer room* Hello?
And that is the end my friends, the end of the story that is, not the end of Seto Kaiba and Artic Waters. NOW WHERES THE CASH?
Seto: Fine. *hands over a 100* Go buy a life.