Apparently, Everyone is Everyone

[Luka Kovac hosts the show]

LK: 8 persons confined in one fancy house with the only purpose of winning US$1.000.000,00, in the end of some days. Let's get to know them

[The contesters enter into the house and sit on the couch (plays Frenetic by Orbital)]

Luka: Welcome! Introduce yourselves and tell why do you want to win the must-wanted award

Kerry Weaver: My name is Kerry and I want to win 'cause I wanna buy an apartment for me

Monica Geller: Hi! Hey mom! I'm Monica Geller, I want this award

[turns to the audience]

Which by the way is very low, but what the hell, what can I do about it?

[Turns to Kovac]

to buy a mansion just like Barbie's house

Rachel Green: Caham, Caham [aka Cleans her throat]

Monica: [With a dreaming look] It's my biggest dream....

Dave Malucci: I am Dave, What's up? Ya know, I wanna go to Hawaii, to catch the perfect wave. You are aware of how expensive it is...

Phoebe Buffay: What's up? I'm Pheebs. I wanna win the bucks to see a Blink 182 concert in California. They are awesome

Carol Hathaway: I'm Carol and I'm not here or the money, and yes to protest againsnt the banal programs in American television. Like this one...

Rachel Greene: I'm Rachel, but you can call me Rach! I don't want the money, I'm here just for the experience, but if I get a few bucks, it will be nice buying a beer factory

Abby Lockhart: Hey! My name is Abigail, but call me Abby, pleeeeaseeeee [begs to everybody] and I wanna buy an apartment with two bedrooms, one for me and the others for Teofilo

Luka: Who is Teofilo?

Abby: He is just a friend of mine...

Ross Geller: My name is Rossy and I'm not related to Monica. I do some mix jobs around and I wanna win to have an operation

Luka: OK! Now that everybody is properly introduced, let's leave them alone. See ya tomorrow!

[Turns to the audience]

But before let's have a little peek

[Frenetic plays lowder and the scene fades to black]

AN: Stole Orbital's Frenetic because it's a great song!

Teofilo is the name of an imaginary friend that my friend had when she was a kid.