Before anything, I would like to say I'm sorry because of my spelling in the last chapters.

Another mistake: In chapter II I used the word "guria" that is a synonymum for "girl" in Portuguese

[It's night and Ross is alone; a song starts to play...] 

Ross: Humidity is rising [Mmm..rising]


Barometer's getting low [How low girl?]


According to our sources [What sources now?]


The street's the place to go [We better hurry up]


Cause' tonight for the first time [First time]


Just about half past ten [Half past ten]


For the first time in history


It's gonna start rainin men [Start rainin men]

[Ross widly starts to dance]

Abby and Rachel: [come in] PARTY!!!!

Everybody: YEAH!!!!

[Everybody is dancing and drinking right now] 

It's raining men


Hallejulah


It's rainin men


And men


I'm gonna go out


I'm gonna let myself get


Absolutley soaking wet


It's rainin men


Hallejulah


It's rainin men

Every specimen

[Same night, Time 4:37am... Everybody is sleeping; two shadows can be seen in the wall]

I Love You Baby

And If It's Quite Alright

I Need You Baby

To Warm My Lonelly Nights

I Love You Baby

Trust In Me When I Say

Oh Prety Baby

Don't Bring Me Down, I Pray

Oh Pretty Baby

Now That I Found You Stay

And Let Me Love You Baby

[The lights are on]

Monica: What the hell is that?

Carol: Oh, please, go sing that crappy music in your damn hill slum

Abby and Rachel: Come on, it's fun!!!

You Are Just Too Good To Be True

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

You'd Be Like Heaven To Touch

I Wanna Hold You So Much

Kerry: SHUT UP!!!!!!

Dave: Leave it. I think it's just a hangover....

Kerry: [screaming] Well, if it isn't, it will be in about five seconds if they don't stop screaming like that!!!

Phoebe: Hold on, the only one screaming here right now is you, so don't start with that crap. They are just singing....

[Abby is now leaning on Dave]

At Long Last Love Has Arrived

And I Thank God I'm Alive

You Are Just Too Good To Be True

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Dave: OK, babe, slow down...

[Abby approaches to Dave's lips, she falls and starts to sleep]

Dave: OK, can someone tell me why *THIS* always happens?

Phoebe: Maybe your love essence level is so high that can't resist....

Kerry: Or maybe is just because every girl you know has to be so drunk to kiss you...

Rachel: HEY!!! She is not drunk! She is just tired... [falls on the floor and starts to sleep too]

Kerry: OK, now that they are sleeping, let's do the same before they wake again!

Monica: First of all, you are not the boss here, so don't give us orders. Second of al... [falls on the floor and sleeps]

Carol: OK, what was on that Tequilas?

Kerry: I have no idea, but I'm glad I didn't have it... Good Night!!

Everyone still awake: Night...

[It's morning; Monica and Kerry are alone in the living room]

Monica: Did you see how gay that Rossy is?

Kerry: Oh, come on, just let him be happy...

Monica: Yeah, but I'm sick about those gay people

Kerry: OK, stop it alright!

Monica: K...

[Dave comes in]

Dave: Why are you girls so serious about?

Kerry: It's nothing...

Monica: The conversation is between A and B, C can't get in

Dave: K, don't have to be so nervous about it....

Monica: Sorry....

Dave: Wow, did you guys saw how drunk they are?

Kerry: Who?

Monica: No doubt he is talking about the Teofilo crazy and the one with the beer factory!

Kerry: It's Teofilo here, Teofilo there and I never saw that damn creature!

Dave: Me neither

Monica: Let's see if there is something to eat?

[the three leave; Phoebe and Carol come in]

Phoebe: Oh crap! Someone stole my discman! I can't believe it!! Damn!

Carol: It must have been those dudes from the staff, just to drive us crazy! And for get ratings, of course! God, that why I hate this damn midia! It's all about money...

Phoebe: Yeah, it could have been them, but I'm almost sure that were those drunk

Carol: Your right, I haven't thought about that before...

[Phoebe starts to wildly looking for her discman and gets desperate; Ross comes in]

Ross: What's going on girl?

Carol: Someone stole her discman

Ross: Oh y God! Where is this world going?

Carol: Tell me the truth, are you gay?

Ross: [screaming] Not gay, not gay, I'm bisa, bissa*!!!

Phoebe: I WANT MY DISCMAN!!

[both start to speak alone, making a scene]

Carol: I'm out of here... [leaves]

[In the bedroom...]

Rachel: Did you see that Monica girl, who wants to win to buy a Barbie's house? What a moron!

Abby: It's like Dave, who wants to win so he can go to his Hawaii! Did you ever see him grabbing a broom to sweep one single inche of this house?

[Dave comes in the background sweeping the floor and singing]

Rachel: That Kerry is such a pain in the ass! She keeps hitting on Dave all the time!

Abby: Yeah, if she wants to be a slut, just go to a corner. And don't get me start with Carol! Man, that girl thinks she is the best! She keeps saying she doesn't want anything, that hates this kind of stuff... so why is she here?

Rachel: I think she is having an affair with the hoster...

Rachel and Abby: Hmmmmmmm

Rachel: What about that gay guy? What a ridiculous thing!!

Abby: don't forget, it's "bissa", not gay!

[both laugh]

Abby: Yeah, but htat Phoebe is worst. Ya know, she doesn't do anything in life. Just keep listening to those crappy songs ans saying those meaningless phrases!

Rachel: Summarizing, they are a bunch of crazy!

Abby: That's right, we are the only normal ones here!

[They hit the bottles and go sleep]

*AN: Stole some verses of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Tony Bennett and from ""It's Raining Man" by Geri Halliwell.

*I don't know how to spell moron, so I hope I got it right.

*The line: "The conversation is between A and B, C can't get in" was inspired in something i heard in the movie "Save The Last Dance"

*Bissa is something me and my sister made up. People call homosexual people here "bixa", so we made some adjusts.

*I hope no one was offended by my jokes about gay people. I really aprecciate their courage, even though I'm straight