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I'm just screwing their pathetic lives into the ground with this un'.
-Sorry for the shortness, I just NEEDED to update and I didn't have much
time.-
Willow and Tara left the room together, headed of course for the All Powerful Laptop that Uses No Magic. Xander clumped after Anya, and Buffy was left with Spike, and a very out of it Dawn.
"Hmm pet, it bloody seems that we're bloomin' alone again. Time for another round?" Spike moved to her. She jumped away. "I hate you Spike, what just happened five minutes ago for the twelfth time? Is NEVER happening again." Buffy stood with her hands on her sharp bony little hips and glared at him. Dawn swayed back and forth, her eyes wide open and unblinking. Her lips were moving but no sounds were coming out.
"Really Really Super Cocky (In more ways than one) Spike!"
Smiled in that condescending way. "I know you bleedin' love me.luv'. I know you do." He swaggered to her and his cheekbones just shrieked silently "Were in! SCORE!" Ahh but how wrong they were. "Get away from me! You're disgusting. This is a working relationship and nothing more. I never want you're evil evil murdering hands on me again. Even if they are really good at manipulating my body into feeling things nobody has ever made me feel before. Like when you do that thing where you." She cut herself off. "I'm going to find that hair! Get out!" She rushed out the door, leaving
"Really Really Super Emotional Spike!"
Writhing on the floor and bellowing "Why do I bloody feel this way? What are these FEELINGS?! It's this bloomin' chip in my noggin, that's why I love the slayer. I LOVE THE SLAYER!" He sobbed into his ever so emotional hands and Dawn continued to sway and mutter.
Willow and Tara left the room together, headed of course for the All Powerful Laptop that Uses No Magic. Xander clumped after Anya, and Buffy was left with Spike, and a very out of it Dawn.
"Hmm pet, it bloody seems that we're bloomin' alone again. Time for another round?" Spike moved to her. She jumped away. "I hate you Spike, what just happened five minutes ago for the twelfth time? Is NEVER happening again." Buffy stood with her hands on her sharp bony little hips and glared at him. Dawn swayed back and forth, her eyes wide open and unblinking. Her lips were moving but no sounds were coming out.
"Really Really Super Cocky (In more ways than one) Spike!"
Smiled in that condescending way. "I know you bleedin' love me.luv'. I know you do." He swaggered to her and his cheekbones just shrieked silently "Were in! SCORE!" Ahh but how wrong they were. "Get away from me! You're disgusting. This is a working relationship and nothing more. I never want you're evil evil murdering hands on me again. Even if they are really good at manipulating my body into feeling things nobody has ever made me feel before. Like when you do that thing where you." She cut herself off. "I'm going to find that hair! Get out!" She rushed out the door, leaving
"Really Really Super Emotional Spike!"
Writhing on the floor and bellowing "Why do I bloody feel this way? What are these FEELINGS?! It's this bloomin' chip in my noggin, that's why I love the slayer. I LOVE THE SLAYER!" He sobbed into his ever so emotional hands and Dawn continued to sway and mutter.
