Finally updating!! I had a copy written but I misplaced it somewhere so I had to rewrite it. I'm sorry it took so long to update.

Disclamer: I don't own Invader Zim. Jhonen Vasquez does.

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Chapter 3-Collision
Invader Z

"Okay you vile, little children! We are going to finish this game of tag right now! Zim! You were it I believe." "Yes Sir! I was!" Ms. Bitters class was lined up outside on the playground. The kids were about ready to continue the game of tag. Dib had hidden his little machine in his trenchcoat pocket. Zim had his inside his pak.

The gym teacher (A/N: I'm gonna name him Mr. C.) blew his whistle. Dib and Zim both wanted to wait a little while until they use their inventions. Dib ran over to the forest at the edge of the playground and hid. Meanwhile, Zim wasn't having much fun chasing Sara that much. She was way too fast. Finally he just gave up and went after Spoo.

Zim finally remembered that he was supposed to be chasing Dib. He started looking around for the stinkbeast and saw him peaking out from the forest. Zim snuck up behind Dib and when Dib turned back around, He screamed.

"Well puny human, looks like I got you cornered. Prepare to face the wrath of ZIM!" "Not a chance," Dib said. He reached into his pocket and pressed a button on 'The Speedster'. Dib was able to run out of the forest before Zim could touch him. [Oh crap! Dib has a machine to speed him up. Wait, I have one to slow him down. Oh yeah.] Zim pressed a button on the Zim-speeder.

[What?] Thought Dib. [This thing must be defective!] Dib pressed another button to speed him up more. Zim saw this and sped the earth down again. Eventually they both hopped the fence and ran into town. (With the whole world sped down so much, who'd notice?) Dib got to an intersection and started to cross. He saw an alleyway and thought that he could hide there for a while to think. He crossed and ran into the alleyway and jumped into one of the 50 garbage cans. Zim came by and figured Dib went even further in town.

[If I somehow break his machine thing, I can win the game, and Zim will be a failure. Too bad Gaz can't help me. She slowed down, unless she has some power where it didn't work on her but I doubt it.]

Dib got out of the garbage can and went to find Zim. He had an idea of how to break the Zim-Speeder. Dib saw Zim about a mile ahead. He sped up and ran over to him.





















HA HA!! I am leaving you in suspense! I'm so evil.I won't continue until I get more reviews.

Invader Z signing off