A/N: I just got this idea in my head while I was going to the bathroom. I was thinking about the stupid Bill Nye movie we were forced to watch today in science. Bill was donating blood. Oooo... exciting... Anywho, I doubt this is very hilarious, and if it wasn't, it was a failed attempt. So flame me and I'll post them and laugh at your face. Rated PG13 for language and blood.
Disclaimer: Jhonny The Homocidal Maniac and all related characters and trademarks belong to Jhonen Vasquez and Slave Labor Graphics (who I will one day work for). Do not think otherwise or this could turn ugly.
Nny entered the crowded mall and stood behind a guy who had very many piercings and wore sunglasses and looked like a pimp. He was listening to his disc man which had to be on max volume. He tapped the guy on the shoulder. The guy just kept on nodding his head to the music. He tapped the guy on the shoulder again. Nodding continued. Tapped again. Nod. Tap. Nod. Knot tieing. Scream. The scream wasn't from the guy, but from a woman standing in front of him. She looked down to see the man's mangled body. Parents covered their children's eyes as they passed the tangled mess. Two paramedics took the guy away as two police man grabbed Nny's shoulders.
"What's your name, son?" asked one of the men as they stuffed a jelly filled donut into their mouth.
"Son? I am not your son. My name is Jhonny, if you really have to know. But you can call me 'Nny.'" stated Jhonny.
"Can you tell us what happened here?" asked the other police man nudging towards the blood left from the guy with loud music, of which the janitor was cleaning up.
"I swear I didn't do it!" Protested Jhonny. "A baseball just came from out of nowhere and knocked the guy in the back of the head! The impact must have been so great that he went crazy and tied himself in a knot!"
"If this is true... where's the baseball now?" asked the police man.
"You pester me too greatly." Replied Nny as he reached his blood covered hand into his pocket. He found the baseball he had put in there earlier that belonged to a victim who had put a hole in his window.
~FLASHBACK~
CRASH! Ding dong! Walk walk walk walk walk.
"'Scuse me, mister! Methinks mah ball went through yer winder." said a kid at Nny's door.
"Through my... window?" Stuttered Nny. "Do You know how much money that will take to replace?! DO YOU?!"
"No, mister." came the reply.
"No. No! NO?!" cried Nny. "WELL LET ME TELL YOU THIS! IT IS A LOT OF MONEY!!! DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY?!"
"No, mister."
"Well, then, come inside." The kid stepped inside. A bone shattering scream came from inside Nny's house. "I'LL THROW YOUR BALLS THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!" And I'm pretty sure you can guess what happened from there. If you don't, you don't know Jhonny.
~END FLASHBACK~
Nny handed the ball to the police men. The blood from his hands made it appear as if the ball had hit someone in the back of the head very very hard.
"Well, I guess if he has evidence, then we'll have to let him go." The two police men did so and left the vicinity.