A/N: Since Silverflashpup has a problem with subplots, I've taken the time to write what I have of the story so far the way she wants to see it. Plus I need to think up how I'm going to write the next part. And please, unless it's absolutely important, don't post reviews. They really start to cram my inbox. I've been trying to update, but with school ending the homework piles up, and Christmas is near so I have to buy gifts. I'm going to try to update every weekend when I have free time.
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Once upon a time there was a guy named Jhonny C. He opened his mail to discover an ad that said "Donate a bodily fluid." He decided this would be a good idea and headed down to the mall where this took place. He waited in line and donated blood. The people thanked him and he went home. The end.
A/N: That was pretty lame. So, now, not only does Silverflashpup know that subplots are important, but the rest of the world knows as well. So go away now and leave me alone. I'm still getting over my hives caused by an allergy of which I am unaware of.