"Two Rocks and Bulma"

Okay, I got a review saying that my story is too short. I decided to make this chapter a long one, and I hope it's a little more interesting then all the other chapters. k? So here it is, chapter 4.

Disclaimer: Do I really have to say it? Alright, alright, no, I do not own dbz or any of its characters. Happy now?

Chapter 4: Uh….. I don't know what to call this chapter, oh, I know, how about, Chapter 4!

Bulma walked over to Vegeta. She told herself that if she and Vegeta were going to live under the same roof, then they were going to have to get along. This called for getting to know Vegeta though. This thought scared Bulma very much, she was afraid of Vegeta, but it wasn't because of his overwhelming strength, it was because she was scared that she was going to fall in love with him.

"Women, your parents said that you could fix up that gravity room for me to use." Vegeta said as Bulma approached him.

"Yes, I can fix just about anything, but I am not going to do anything for you until you and I get some things straight." Bulma had to muster lots of courage to say all this. She wasn't afraid of his menacing stare, but she hated Vegeta, and it was all she could do not to lunge at him, with intentions to kill.

"Women, you are testing my patience." Vegeta was starting to get irritated.

"First of all, my name is Bulma, and you will call me by it unless you don't want me to fix the gravity room for you." Bulma figured this would make Vegeta even angrier, but to her surprise, he just laughed at her. "Do you mind telling me what is so funny?" Bulma said starting to get irritated herself.

"Well, if you expect me to respect you as much as to call you by your name, then you have another thing coming." Vegeta said with a smirk.

The storm raging inside of Bulma decided to come out in large torrents. Bulma began to scream at Vegeta, who still had the evil smirk he'd become so fond of.

"My Dende woman. Repeat after me, a-n-g-e-r m-a-n-a-g-e-m-e-n-t." Vegeta stood there, totally unaware that Bulma had even raised her voice. If it hadn't been for Vegeta's super sensitive saiyan ears, he probably would have disregarded Bulma and her screaming completely.

Ok Bulma, count to ten, just like your counselor said to do. Bulma silently counted to ten. Bulma noticed that Vegeta had begun to tap his foot impatiently.

"Alright Vegeta, I will fix the gravity room for you. If I do this, however, you will have to agree to get to know me so that you and I can attempt to live in peace with one another. In turn I will get to know you too." Bulma sighed, knowing that it was the only way to get things closer to normal than they had been since Vegeta moved in.

"Fine." Vegeta knew if he was ever going to be able to defeat Kakkarot, then he would need the gravity room to train. "I promise to get to know you, but I am only doing this so that I can train in the gravity room."

Meanwhile:

"Goku, have you seen Gohan anywhere?" Chi Chi asked.

"Uh….Chi Chi?" Goku asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"What?" Chi Chi was confused.

"Gohan, he's sitting next to you." Goku said, starting to worry about his wife's sanity.

Chi Chi looked down and discovered her son staring up into her face with the same expression as his father's.

"So he is! Well that takes a load off!" Chi Chi laughed. She could tell she was acting strange, and her family had obviously discovered this also. Chi Chi looked over at her husband, who was still looking at her with the same stupid, puzzled look he sometimes wore.

"Chi Chi, are you nervous about tonight?" Goku asked his wife carefully, lately she would blow up in his face if he asked her a question.

"Of course not Goku, why would I be nervous?" Chi Chi began to pour sugar into the salt shaker and then put a large piece of salami onto Goku's head.

Goku took the piece of salami out of his hair, and put it into his mouth. He looked at his wife, who looked as though she could use a drink, and then pulled her into a one armed embrace. Goku then pressed his lips onto Chi Chi's and gave her a good long kiss, which resulted in Gohan covering his eyes and moaning about how gross his parents were. Chi Chi giggled and pushed Goku away.

"I'm going to go tuck Gohan in, and then you and I will go meet up with Bulma and her family for dinner and, oh yeah, Vegeta will be there too." Chi Chi said as she waltzed up the stairs to Gohan's room. She had purposely, "forgot" to tell Goku about the fact that Vegeta was going to be at dinner with them. Chi Chi had decided that she would tell Goku about Vegeta being at dinner after he promised her that he would go, and it had worked.

"Vegeta's going to be there?! Why didn't you tell me before now?" Goku yelled as he followed Chi Chi upstairs.

Chi Chi decided not to answer Goku, she knew he couldn't stay mad at her for very long, so she decided to wait it out. Five minutes after Gohan had been tucked in and the baby-sitter had arrived (Master Roshi) Goku was still mad at his wife for neglecting to tell him about important details in his life.

Chi Chi decided to call out the heavy artillery, she didn't want to have to fly all the way to the city with a grumpy Goku. She starting whispering carefully chosen words into Goku's ear. She could feel him becoming weak in the knees as he tried to sweep her off her feet, and head to the bedroom. She stood her ground, however, and told him if he went to dinner with her, their would be a surprise in store for him when they got back. Goku made sure this meant what he thought it meant before he got into Chi Chi's flying car, and headed toward the restaurant.

Sooooooo, did you like it? Please R&R, and tell me what you think. Oh yeah, sorry for the name of the chapter, I couldn't think of anything, but the next chapter's name is going to be "Restaurant", for those of you who are paying attention. Thanx for reading!

Happy Holidays!

~S saiyan Vegeta4013