"Two Rocks and Bulma"

Vegeta4013: So Gohan, do you like the story so far?

Gohan: Why do I always have to have the gross parents?

Vegeta4013: Because this is rated PG13 and…wait a second! You're not 13, why are you reading this? *Races after Gohan screaming her head off*

Vegeta4013: For all you readers, please enjoy this, and oh yeah, if you see Gohan anywhere, let me know where, OK?

Disclaimer: You should know this by now, but I don't want you to sue so, no I don't own dbz, OK? (Like I could be that smart, you should know me by now!) And oh yeah, I don't own Hanson, or their songs.

"Vegeta, hurry up were going to be late!" Bulma could barely contain her excitement, this was the first night out with Chi Chi in a long time, and she couldn't wait to see her best friend again. As for Vegeta, he could care less, but Bulma dragged him along because of Yamcha's absence.

"Tell me again why I have to fill in for your weakling of a boyfriend?" Vegeta was outraged that Bulma had decided to bring him along as her date. Deep down though, he was flattered that she would choose him of all people.

"Because I need someone there, what, do you expect me to go on a date all by myself?" Bulma gasped, as the last part of what she said sunk in. She couldn't believe that she had considered Vegeta her date. To her dismay Vegeta too, had caught her mistake.

"Well, well. I was right, you do have a crush on me." Vegeta knew how to pick his fights with this woman, but he was actually being sincere this time, about what he had said.

Bulma knew if she started to make a come back, they would never get to the restaurant, and Bulma really wanted to get going before they lost their reservations. She sighed defeat, and gestured for Vegeta to follow her out the door.

As they climbed into the car, Bulma put a CD into the CD player:

You have so many relationships in this life

Only one or two will last

You're going to get through all this pain and strife

Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast

So hold on to the ones who really care

In the end they'll be the only ones there

When you get old and start losing your hair

Can you tell me who will still care

Can you tell me who will still care

Mmm bop, ba dup dop

Ba du bop, be duba bop

Ba duba bop, ba duba bop

Ba du

"What the hell is that?" Vegeta asked, the annoyance in his voice was very apparent.

"It's Hanson, do you like it?" Bulma asked innocently, although she knew the answer. Vegeta gave her one look, and she immediately turned off the CD player. "Sorry, I didn't know you would hate it so much."

"Let's just drive in silence, that would be pleasurable." Vegeta had clearly had enough of Bulma, and didn't want to talk to her at all.

Once they reached the restaurant, both Vegeta and Bulma were sick of each other's company. They were extremely happy to get out of the enclosed space of the car. Bulma screeched in happiness and ran off in the direction of her friend, Chi Chi and Goku had just emerged from another flying car. Vegeta was less than pleased about seeing Goku. Although he could've screeched just as Bulma had done, it wouldn't have been for the same reasons she had done so.

"Women, you didn't tell me that Kakkarot was going to be here!" Vegeta was outraged. He couldn't believe that Bulma had not told him that Kakkarot was going to be there. He thought that she would've respected him enough to tell him this, she knew that him and Goku were less than friends.

"Sorry, but I didn't know that he was going to be here!" Bulma quickly said as Vegeta looked daggers at her. She looked over at Goku, who had a look of pure hatred on his face as he looked coldly at Vegeta. "Shall we?" Bulma quickly said, she gestured toward the restaurant, she feared they would start going at it and she didn't want to ruin her evening with her friend.

As they sat down at their table, Chi Chi looked at Bulma and gestured towards the bathroom and Bulma got the message and quickly got to her feet.

"We'll be right back, you boys behave yourself!" Chi Chi said harshly. She and Bulma walked to the bathroom hurriedly.

"Sooooo?" Chi Chi asked Bulma with a smile on her face.

"What are you talking about?" Bulma had a feeling that she knew what she was talking about.

"I know you know what I'm talking about." Chi Chi said with a devilish grin. "You and Vegeta are a couple!" Chi Chi said excitedly.

"You're talking nonsense now." Bulma didn't know what else to say to this remark, al though she knew her friend was right, she had already said that Vegeta was her date.

Chi Chi took Bulma by the shoulders and looked her straight in her eye.

"Look me in the eye, and tell me that you don't have a thing for him." Chi Chi looked very serious as she asked Bulma this.

"Alright, maybe I do have a thing for him." Bulma admitted. "I think we should check on the boys, make sure they haven't blown the restaurant to pieces yet."

Chi Chi nodded and they left the now deserted bathroom. As they turned in the direction of their table, Bulma stopped dead in her tracks. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. At one of the tables in the back of the restaurant sat Yamcha, and he wasn't alone. Sitting on his lap was none other than the stripper that he had left Bulma for, they sat there making out in front of Bulma's very eyes. She could feel hot tears rolling down her cheeks, as she ran out of the restaurant and into the cold of the night.

Bulma was closely followed by Chi Chi, Goku, and Vegeta. There was a look of concern in Vegeta's eyes as he pulled her into a tight hug. Bulma looked up into Vegeta's eyes, expecting to see cold, ruthless eyes, but they were neither cold nor ruthless, they had a look of concern in them. She took one look at him and buried her face in his chest, completely soaking his nice shirt that she had bought especially for this occasion. To her surprise, he didn't pull back at this gesture, instead he pulled her in closer in an attempt to shield her from any more hurt.

Vegeta didn't know why he was doing this, it seemed like neither the woman or him could stand each other, yet he found that he couldn't stand to see her hurting. He couldn't explain the feeling that was burning deep down in his chest. He slowly understood what had happened to him since he had moved in with Bulma, he had fallen in love with her, and the sensation inside him was love.

"What happened?" Vegeta asked sympathetically.

"Yamcha…hic…I saw him…hic…making out with a stripper." Bulma explained through her tears.

This was all Vegeta needed to hear. In a second he had left Bulma's side and raced into the restaurant. Two minutes later, Vegeta emerged from the restaurant, a look of triumph spread across his face.

"I have a feeling that worthless piece of shit won't be bothering you anymore, woman." Vegeta then took his place at Bulma's side once again and led her to her flying car.

When they had arrived home, Vegeta carried Bulma up to her room and laid her softly down on her bed.

"Thank you Vegeta, but I think I can handle it from here." Bulma said as she unbuttoned her blouse. "Thank you for helping me out in the restaurant." Bulma said sincerely.

"Don't mention it." Vegeta said softly as he closed the door behind him and headed to his own room.

*fin

Well finally this story is starting to get romantic! I thought it would never get here, well tell me what you think. I want to thank all the reviewers for this and my other story so far. THANX FOR STICKIN' WITH ME! I also have a poem called "Fun Stuff" it's pretty funny, you should check it out. As far as the poetry goes, it sucks but hey, I'm not a poet. Anyway, please R&R and tell me what you think. I know I said I wanted to make this story many chapters, but I don't think I have that kind of patience. I'll be wrapping it up pretty soon.

Lovies ^o^

~S saiyan Vegeta4013