Disclaimer, before reading this episode, please check out previous episodes, they can be accessed directly from:
http://draconic.xtremezero.net/jdhgtu/page1.htm
Also be sure to read The Search For Sakuya so you can understand what happened before the series started.
JDHGamer Presents…
Tenchi Americana!
Theme song
Written by DJGamer
It's a brand new day
With new things to learn
New things to say
New twists and turns
Yesterday has passed
And now it's become a memory
It happened all to fast
But that's the way things have to be
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
If the day is dull or sad
I have to say it's not so bad
Instead of drowning in my sorrows
I simply wait until tomorrow
Because bad times can be forgotten
And the good times can be remembered
Even when I feel rotten
I know that wont last forever
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
New things aren't so bad
Although some things can be sad
I don't feel too mad
Because why shouldn't I be glad?
To live every day
Not knowing what will happen next
I live for every day
Because good times are the best
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day!
Episode 4: Where do babies come from?
"3-2-1..."
"Shujin!"
"Right on time-darling sister..."
"Darling brother."
"You know, one difference between you and me is that I don't really mind being called darling."
"Either way, I have one question-how exactly are you going to succede? This entire thing is rather impossible according to the laws of metaphysics."
"I thought you would have learned by now, Washu, that laws are made to be broken-especially physical ones-and particularly legal ones."
"Still the same old overconfidant madman."
"I'd say it runs in the family. Now if you would excuse me, I have a few tasks I need to attend to. Farewell-darling sister."
With that, she was transported back to her lab, and unable to return to his ship.
Three weeks later...
"Tenchi, I'm home!" Sakuya said.
"What did the doctor say?" Tenchi asked.
"Well, it's not a flu or any kind of virus."
"Then what is it?"
"Tenchi-you're going to be a father."
"I already am a father-to Mayuka..."
"Tenchi! Stop being a smart ass! Let me put it to you this way, I'M PREGNANT!!!"
Just about everyone rushed to the entryway. Ryoko was a bit more infuriated than Ayeka was.
"SHE'S WHA-AH!!!"
With a swift kick from Sakuya, Ryoko fell unconcious.
"I always wanted to do that-now if you'll excuse me, I need to get some rest."
Ryoko was just starting to regain conciousness when Tenchi gave her some advice.
"Don't mess with a pregnant woman."
Then she lapsed once again into unconciousness.
One hour later, Nate's residence.
A phone rang, Nate picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Nate, this is Ryoko-are you free tonight?"
"Actually, yeah."
"Well then, I'd like to inform you that RYOKO isn't, but I am perfectly availible."
"Ayeka?"
"Don't listen to her, she's lying-I'm asking first!"
"No you're not, I'm asking first!"
"C'mon ladies! Ryoko called me-Ayeka we can have a date tommorow night, how about that? Ryoko can have dinner with me, let's say Perkins?"
"Perkins?"
"You know-where there's always something fresh and new?"
"Oh, that place in the TV commercials?!"
"Yeah..."
"And where will we be going tommorow?"
"How about a movie? Lord of the Rings? Have you seen the first one?"
"Oh, yes I have! I've been wanting to see it anyway."
"Hey! I've been wanting to see it to, let me go with him to that!!"
"I'll probably want to see it twice, anyway. So on both it will be dinner and a movie-or something like that. Okay?"
"Okay."
"I'll see you later then."
"Bye."
Click.
"My god what have a gotten myself into..."
Back at the Masaki residence.
There's a knock on Tenchi's door.
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Daddy."
"Alright, come in."
Mayuka opens the door and walks up to Tenchi.
"What is it, Mayuka?"
"Daddy, what's pregnant?"
"Well it means that Sakuya's going to have a baby."
"Oh...how'd she get like that?"
"Well...eh...I was going to have Washu tell you...because, well-it's a bit of a thing."
"What do you mean, daddy?"
"Well-it's rather complicated, and a bit embarassing for me to talk to you about."
"Oh. So why would Washu want to tell me about it?"
"Because it saves me the trouble and she's a bit more-up to the task than I am. I'll talk with her about it tommorow and perhaps she'll be able to talk to you about it then-okay?"
"Alright, daddy."
She left the room, closing the door behind her.
"Okay, if that wasn't a tense moment I don't know what is."
To be continued...
Next Episode (Ryoko's Voice): Oh, I guess I can get over Sakuya being pregnant-afterall, I still have Nate. If only that little nuisance, Ayeka, would just lay off-I could have him all to myself! But alas, it seems like we'll always have a dangerously similar taste in men. So we'll just have to see what happens in the next episode of Tenchi Americana!
JDHGamer: Finally, I've gotten to working on the 4th episode! You thought I'd never do it! Sorry, I've been really busy, and I still am incredibly busy with an LPU remix project and my new band |I|n|B|e|t|w|e|e|n|.
Check out the official website for this fanfiction (which I'm not sure how often I'll be updating it anymore- part of the reason I'm now puting all the episodes in one story) and the message board, where you can now talk to and interact with each of the characters from this fan fiction in a special forum! It took a lot of work to put together, so please visit it!
http://draconic.xtremezero.net/jdhgtu
http://pub80.ezboard.com/bsakuyakumashiro
Also check out the Draconic Federation of Artists:
http://draconic.xtremezero.net
http://draconic.xtremezero.net/jdhgtu/page1.htm
Also be sure to read The Search For Sakuya so you can understand what happened before the series started.
JDHGamer Presents…
Tenchi Americana!
Theme song
Written by DJGamer
It's a brand new day
With new things to learn
New things to say
New twists and turns
Yesterday has passed
And now it's become a memory
It happened all to fast
But that's the way things have to be
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
If the day is dull or sad
I have to say it's not so bad
Instead of drowning in my sorrows
I simply wait until tomorrow
Because bad times can be forgotten
And the good times can be remembered
Even when I feel rotten
I know that wont last forever
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
New things aren't so bad
Although some things can be sad
I don't feel too mad
Because why shouldn't I be glad?
To live every day
Not knowing what will happen next
I live for every day
Because good times are the best
And I just have to say
I wouldn't have it any other way
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day
Be that what it may
It's a brand new day!
Episode 4: Where do babies come from?
"3-2-1..."
"Shujin!"
"Right on time-darling sister..."
"Darling brother."
"You know, one difference between you and me is that I don't really mind being called darling."
"Either way, I have one question-how exactly are you going to succede? This entire thing is rather impossible according to the laws of metaphysics."
"I thought you would have learned by now, Washu, that laws are made to be broken-especially physical ones-and particularly legal ones."
"Still the same old overconfidant madman."
"I'd say it runs in the family. Now if you would excuse me, I have a few tasks I need to attend to. Farewell-darling sister."
With that, she was transported back to her lab, and unable to return to his ship.
Three weeks later...
"Tenchi, I'm home!" Sakuya said.
"What did the doctor say?" Tenchi asked.
"Well, it's not a flu or any kind of virus."
"Then what is it?"
"Tenchi-you're going to be a father."
"I already am a father-to Mayuka..."
"Tenchi! Stop being a smart ass! Let me put it to you this way, I'M PREGNANT!!!"
Just about everyone rushed to the entryway. Ryoko was a bit more infuriated than Ayeka was.
"SHE'S WHA-AH!!!"
With a swift kick from Sakuya, Ryoko fell unconcious.
"I always wanted to do that-now if you'll excuse me, I need to get some rest."
Ryoko was just starting to regain conciousness when Tenchi gave her some advice.
"Don't mess with a pregnant woman."
Then she lapsed once again into unconciousness.
One hour later, Nate's residence.
A phone rang, Nate picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Nate, this is Ryoko-are you free tonight?"
"Actually, yeah."
"Well then, I'd like to inform you that RYOKO isn't, but I am perfectly availible."
"Ayeka?"
"Don't listen to her, she's lying-I'm asking first!"
"No you're not, I'm asking first!"
"C'mon ladies! Ryoko called me-Ayeka we can have a date tommorow night, how about that? Ryoko can have dinner with me, let's say Perkins?"
"Perkins?"
"You know-where there's always something fresh and new?"
"Oh, that place in the TV commercials?!"
"Yeah..."
"And where will we be going tommorow?"
"How about a movie? Lord of the Rings? Have you seen the first one?"
"Oh, yes I have! I've been wanting to see it anyway."
"Hey! I've been wanting to see it to, let me go with him to that!!"
"I'll probably want to see it twice, anyway. So on both it will be dinner and a movie-or something like that. Okay?"
"Okay."
"I'll see you later then."
"Bye."
Click.
"My god what have a gotten myself into..."
Back at the Masaki residence.
There's a knock on Tenchi's door.
"Who is it?"
"It's me, Daddy."
"Alright, come in."
Mayuka opens the door and walks up to Tenchi.
"What is it, Mayuka?"
"Daddy, what's pregnant?"
"Well it means that Sakuya's going to have a baby."
"Oh...how'd she get like that?"
"Well...eh...I was going to have Washu tell you...because, well-it's a bit of a thing."
"What do you mean, daddy?"
"Well-it's rather complicated, and a bit embarassing for me to talk to you about."
"Oh. So why would Washu want to tell me about it?"
"Because it saves me the trouble and she's a bit more-up to the task than I am. I'll talk with her about it tommorow and perhaps she'll be able to talk to you about it then-okay?"
"Alright, daddy."
She left the room, closing the door behind her.
"Okay, if that wasn't a tense moment I don't know what is."
To be continued...
Next Episode (Ryoko's Voice): Oh, I guess I can get over Sakuya being pregnant-afterall, I still have Nate. If only that little nuisance, Ayeka, would just lay off-I could have him all to myself! But alas, it seems like we'll always have a dangerously similar taste in men. So we'll just have to see what happens in the next episode of Tenchi Americana!
JDHGamer: Finally, I've gotten to working on the 4th episode! You thought I'd never do it! Sorry, I've been really busy, and I still am incredibly busy with an LPU remix project and my new band |I|n|B|e|t|w|e|e|n|.
Check out the official website for this fanfiction (which I'm not sure how often I'll be updating it anymore- part of the reason I'm now puting all the episodes in one story) and the message board, where you can now talk to and interact with each of the characters from this fan fiction in a special forum! It took a lot of work to put together, so please visit it!
http://draconic.xtremezero.net/jdhgtu
http://pub80.ezboard.com/bsakuyakumashiro
Also check out the Draconic Federation of Artists:
http://draconic.xtremezero.net