Authors Note: Hello, I'm SpEcIaL oNe! New here but have been roaming around
making reviews under the name GIR!
This is my first story on ff.net! So please R&R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, just this story!
~*~Darth Maul's Gambling Problem~*~
Darth Maul was spending the day at the races, horse races.
"And Kim is coming in first place followed closely by Happy Smile! And Happy Smile comes in first by a whisker as the two horses cross the line!" Announced the Commentator
"Crap! My horse came last again!" Darth Maul scowled. "Maybe I should try my luck at pod-racing!"
~*~The Next Day On Tatooine~*~
"And Sebulba has crashed and his pod is screwed! Little Anakin Skywalker has come through the finish line!" Screamed the two commentators in unison.
"Crap!" Darth Maul shouted "My pod has blown up! Maybe I should try my luck at the Lotto!"
~*~The Day After At The Newsagent~*~
"Um.I'll have twenty games please!" Darth Maul said to the man behind the counter.
~*~Later That Day~*~
"And the numbers are three, four, ten, thirty-five, seventy-six, thirty- four and seven!" The Lotto Man in the ugly striped suit on the television exclaimed. "I hope your lotto dream comes true!" he grinned a very fake toothy grin.
Darth Maul looked at his tickets, he didn't have any of the lotto numbers in all of his twenty games.
"Crap!" he screamed "Maybe I should try my luck at the Grey-Hound Racing!"
~*~The Next Day At The Grey-Hound Races~*~
"And all of the dogs have crossed the finish line! All except little Gummi! He's still puffy along! Here he comes slowly.slowly.and he collapsed! Can we get some vets out there?" The worried commentator asked
"Crap!" Darth Maul egnited his double-ended red lightsaber and killed everyone at the Grey-Hound Tracks. "Maybe I should stop gambling and go work for Palpatine again." Maul sat and thought for a moment. "NAH!" he exclaimed "I'm gonna go gamble at the casino this time!"
The End
YAY! Story funny right? I got the idea from www.georgettesworld.com, you should all go there because it is a very funny site! Please review, since this is my first fic flames will be taken but please don't just flame for the sake of flaming!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, just this story!
~*~Darth Maul's Gambling Problem~*~
Darth Maul was spending the day at the races, horse races.
"And Kim is coming in first place followed closely by Happy Smile! And Happy Smile comes in first by a whisker as the two horses cross the line!" Announced the Commentator
"Crap! My horse came last again!" Darth Maul scowled. "Maybe I should try my luck at pod-racing!"
~*~The Next Day On Tatooine~*~
"And Sebulba has crashed and his pod is screwed! Little Anakin Skywalker has come through the finish line!" Screamed the two commentators in unison.
"Crap!" Darth Maul shouted "My pod has blown up! Maybe I should try my luck at the Lotto!"
~*~The Day After At The Newsagent~*~
"Um.I'll have twenty games please!" Darth Maul said to the man behind the counter.
~*~Later That Day~*~
"And the numbers are three, four, ten, thirty-five, seventy-six, thirty- four and seven!" The Lotto Man in the ugly striped suit on the television exclaimed. "I hope your lotto dream comes true!" he grinned a very fake toothy grin.
Darth Maul looked at his tickets, he didn't have any of the lotto numbers in all of his twenty games.
"Crap!" he screamed "Maybe I should try my luck at the Grey-Hound Racing!"
~*~The Next Day At The Grey-Hound Races~*~
"And all of the dogs have crossed the finish line! All except little Gummi! He's still puffy along! Here he comes slowly.slowly.and he collapsed! Can we get some vets out there?" The worried commentator asked
"Crap!" Darth Maul egnited his double-ended red lightsaber and killed everyone at the Grey-Hound Tracks. "Maybe I should stop gambling and go work for Palpatine again." Maul sat and thought for a moment. "NAH!" he exclaimed "I'm gonna go gamble at the casino this time!"
The End
YAY! Story funny right? I got the idea from www.georgettesworld.com, you should all go there because it is a very funny site! Please review, since this is my first fic flames will be taken but please don't just flame for the sake of flaming!