A/N: Well, I wasn't originally planning on making this story more than one
chapter but I got a request for another chapter and here it is!
Disclaimer: You already know I don't own it, I'm not putting any more Disclaimers up if I write more chapters.
~*~*~*~ Goku the Red-Nosed Reindeer ~*~*~*~
~*~*~ By: Sabre Black ~*~*~
Vegeta mumbled under his breath, cursing Christmas, and pulling tinsel out of his hair. "Blast it all!" he exclaimed, tugging at the oh-so-stubborn tinsel. "Stupid Christmas with its stupid presents and its stupid trees and stupid costumes," he mumbled, going on and on until all the tinsel was finally out of his hair.
The phone rang and Bulma answered it, "Hello?"
"Hello, is Vegeta there?" said a voice she didn't recognize.
"Sure, just a sec," she covered the mouthpiece and yelled across the house at the top of her lungs. "VEGETA! SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE FOR YOU!"
There was a crash and a small explosion and Vegeta stumbled in with his foot on fire. He quickly batted out the flames and grabbed the phone from Bulma. "What do you want!?" he snapped.
"Hello, Vegeta, it's Santa, I've gotten some complaints about the presents you delivered, I would fix it myself but as I'm still sick . . ." Santa trailed off.
"Why can't you get some other baka to do it!?" said Vegeta.
"Well, I figured you've had some experience, might as well have you do it," said Santa.
"Fine," Vegeta barked and hung up, accidentally smashing the phone. He went into the kitchen where Bulma was setting the table for dinner. "I'm going out, I'll be back later," he said.
"But, Vegeta, Goku, Chi-chi, Gohan, and Goten are coming over for dinner," said Bulma.
"I don't care!"
But just as Vegeta turned to leave Goku and his wife and sons appeared by means of Instant Transmission. Vegeta tried to brush past them but Goku stopped him, "Going somewhere, Vegeta?"
"Yes, Kakarot, I've been given the task of fixing the brats' toys I destroyed during my delivery on Christmas Eve," said Vegeta.
"Oh, I want to come!" said Goku. "Can I ride in the sleigh this time?"
"Whatever, Kakarot," said Vegeta.
"Alright! I'll Instant Transmission us up to the North Pole then," Goku grabbed Vegeta's arm and teleported to the North Pole.
The elves ran up to them and started strapping the reindeer restraints onto Goku and dressed Vegeta up in the Santa costume, much to Vegeta's disgust. Vegeta climbed into the sleigh and Goku started to fly but then stopped, throwing Vegeta forward a few feet. "You said I could ride in the sleigh this time!"
"Who cares what I said!? Just fly!"
"But, Vegeta . . ."
"No! Fly! Now!" Vegeta yelled.
"Alright, alright, jeez . . ." Goku took to the air and landed on a house that had no chimney.
"Uh-oh, looks like you won't be able to get down there," said Goku.
Vegeta smirked and charged up an energy beam, blasting away part of the roof. "There. I'm sure they've always wanted a skylight anyway, what a great present I've given them," said Vegeta, floating down into the hole and replacing the broken presents with the fixed ones.
They went from house to house, Vegeta blowing up the roofs of houses that didn't have chimneys and blowing up some other things whenever he got mad for no reason like Vegeta does.
They arrived back at Capsule Corp. very late and found Bulma waiting up for them. "Where have you been! I've been staying up worried sick! What on earth could you have been doing that would keep you out this late!? Nevermind, I don't want to know, Vegeta, just go to bed, and Goku, go home," said Bulma, and the two Saiyans were quick to obey, knowing very well that it was not a good idea to mess with Bulma when she got mad.
~*~
Goku tried to sneak in undetected but he hadn't even gone five steps before a light flicked on and there was Chi-chi. Goku gulped; this was going to be a long night.
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A/N: So, how'd you like chapter two? I'm not going to continue unless you want me to, and that means I need you to review!
vegeta-lover: No, I don't believe in Santa either, I just wrote this because I showed my friend a picture of Piccolo, Goku, and a lot of the other Z senshi in Santa suits and she was like "Thank goodness Vegeta isn't in there," then I had a mental picture stuck in my head of Vegeta in a Santa costume and we started going back and forth saying tid bits and this fic is the result. This chapter, however, is my work entirely.
Kakarot: Yes, yes, you did tell me to write more DBZ fics, and I did, keep a look out for my next DBZ fic that will hopefully be posted soon.
wolfcry106: Thanks, this chapter is for you because you asked for it, if you want more tell me and I'll see what I can do.
Calista Black: I figured you'd like this, we share the same twisted sense of humor, yep ::nods::
Well, I hope you wonderful readers liked this and don't forget to review!
~*~*~ Sabre Black ~*~*~
Disclaimer: You already know I don't own it, I'm not putting any more Disclaimers up if I write more chapters.
~*~*~*~ Goku the Red-Nosed Reindeer ~*~*~*~
~*~*~ By: Sabre Black ~*~*~
Vegeta mumbled under his breath, cursing Christmas, and pulling tinsel out of his hair. "Blast it all!" he exclaimed, tugging at the oh-so-stubborn tinsel. "Stupid Christmas with its stupid presents and its stupid trees and stupid costumes," he mumbled, going on and on until all the tinsel was finally out of his hair.
The phone rang and Bulma answered it, "Hello?"
"Hello, is Vegeta there?" said a voice she didn't recognize.
"Sure, just a sec," she covered the mouthpiece and yelled across the house at the top of her lungs. "VEGETA! SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE FOR YOU!"
There was a crash and a small explosion and Vegeta stumbled in with his foot on fire. He quickly batted out the flames and grabbed the phone from Bulma. "What do you want!?" he snapped.
"Hello, Vegeta, it's Santa, I've gotten some complaints about the presents you delivered, I would fix it myself but as I'm still sick . . ." Santa trailed off.
"Why can't you get some other baka to do it!?" said Vegeta.
"Well, I figured you've had some experience, might as well have you do it," said Santa.
"Fine," Vegeta barked and hung up, accidentally smashing the phone. He went into the kitchen where Bulma was setting the table for dinner. "I'm going out, I'll be back later," he said.
"But, Vegeta, Goku, Chi-chi, Gohan, and Goten are coming over for dinner," said Bulma.
"I don't care!"
But just as Vegeta turned to leave Goku and his wife and sons appeared by means of Instant Transmission. Vegeta tried to brush past them but Goku stopped him, "Going somewhere, Vegeta?"
"Yes, Kakarot, I've been given the task of fixing the brats' toys I destroyed during my delivery on Christmas Eve," said Vegeta.
"Oh, I want to come!" said Goku. "Can I ride in the sleigh this time?"
"Whatever, Kakarot," said Vegeta.
"Alright! I'll Instant Transmission us up to the North Pole then," Goku grabbed Vegeta's arm and teleported to the North Pole.
The elves ran up to them and started strapping the reindeer restraints onto Goku and dressed Vegeta up in the Santa costume, much to Vegeta's disgust. Vegeta climbed into the sleigh and Goku started to fly but then stopped, throwing Vegeta forward a few feet. "You said I could ride in the sleigh this time!"
"Who cares what I said!? Just fly!"
"But, Vegeta . . ."
"No! Fly! Now!" Vegeta yelled.
"Alright, alright, jeez . . ." Goku took to the air and landed on a house that had no chimney.
"Uh-oh, looks like you won't be able to get down there," said Goku.
Vegeta smirked and charged up an energy beam, blasting away part of the roof. "There. I'm sure they've always wanted a skylight anyway, what a great present I've given them," said Vegeta, floating down into the hole and replacing the broken presents with the fixed ones.
They went from house to house, Vegeta blowing up the roofs of houses that didn't have chimneys and blowing up some other things whenever he got mad for no reason like Vegeta does.
They arrived back at Capsule Corp. very late and found Bulma waiting up for them. "Where have you been! I've been staying up worried sick! What on earth could you have been doing that would keep you out this late!? Nevermind, I don't want to know, Vegeta, just go to bed, and Goku, go home," said Bulma, and the two Saiyans were quick to obey, knowing very well that it was not a good idea to mess with Bulma when she got mad.
~*~
Goku tried to sneak in undetected but he hadn't even gone five steps before a light flicked on and there was Chi-chi. Goku gulped; this was going to be a long night.
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A/N: So, how'd you like chapter two? I'm not going to continue unless you want me to, and that means I need you to review!
vegeta-lover: No, I don't believe in Santa either, I just wrote this because I showed my friend a picture of Piccolo, Goku, and a lot of the other Z senshi in Santa suits and she was like "Thank goodness Vegeta isn't in there," then I had a mental picture stuck in my head of Vegeta in a Santa costume and we started going back and forth saying tid bits and this fic is the result. This chapter, however, is my work entirely.
Kakarot: Yes, yes, you did tell me to write more DBZ fics, and I did, keep a look out for my next DBZ fic that will hopefully be posted soon.
wolfcry106: Thanks, this chapter is for you because you asked for it, if you want more tell me and I'll see what I can do.
Calista Black: I figured you'd like this, we share the same twisted sense of humor, yep ::nods::
Well, I hope you wonderful readers liked this and don't forget to review!
~*~*~ Sabre Black ~*~*~