Malik: It's your turn, Seto,
Seto: *clears throat* Ash Nite does not own Yugioh and-
LB: OMG! Seto! I've been looking for you for like, forever!
Seto: *sarcastically* I'm sooo glad.
LB: I LOVE YOU!! You're soooooo hot! And you're all mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! MINE!
Seto: Whoever said I'm yours?
LB: Me! You're mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!
Joey: Breath, LB, breath!
LB: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine-Joey?! OMG! I love you too! You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! You and Seto are mine, mine, mine, mine, mine-
Yami: Sheesh. Who ever heard of someone having crushes on cartoons?
Authors of fanfic: HEY!
LB: *stops repeating 'mine'* Now look what you've done! You've insulted the authors of Fanfic! But that's all right. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! You, Seto, and Joey are soooooooooooooo hot! And you're all mine, mine, mine, mine, mine- *goes on and on *
Yami: Oh joy.
Joey: she's like that energizer bunny.
Seto: Yah. I wonder if she has an 'off' button?
Malik: I don't think so. Ash Nite: *appears out of no where* You better be nice to my friend! And she does not have on 'off' button. Sometimes it gets really annoying, though.
LB: *stops chanting and takes out frying pan* You'll pay for that Ash.
Ash Nite: Ash Nite, Ash Nite! I cannot stress the importance of my last name enough!
LB: Fine.(.Nite. Hits Ash Nite with a frying pan.
Ash Nite: *Dies*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOO! My Beloved Ash Nite! *Turns to LB, switching to his most evil voice* You'll Pay for that with your life.
LB: Hey I thought you loved me! *Sees Yami start to run toward her, waving a super-impenetrable-frying pan* EEEK! *runs like hell*
Ash Nite: *comes alive again* Woo-hoo! Get her Yami!
Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at Ash Nite.
Ash Nite: I cannot die in my own story. Duh! *goes around slapping everyone on the heads while yelling dope. Realizes what she's doing and screams in horror* AAAA! I'm becoming like Ann Marie! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs around screaming*
LB: And y'all thought I was unstoppable!
Malik: We never said you were unstoppable! Even though you are.
Seto: Yah, really. * a light bulb appears over his head* You know what? I can give you the number of a highly recommended therapist if you like. He works wonders. Besides, the Lord only knows, you need one.
Joey: Hey! I've an idea! You can go with Ash Nite!
Ash Nite: I DO NOT NEED A THERAPIST!!!! *Dr. Samson appears out of no where*: Yes, I'm afraid you do.
Ash Nite and LB: *bop everyone on the heads with frying pans* NO.WE.DON'T.!
Everyone but Ash Nite and LB lay on the ground, unconscious.
Ash Nite: Yami looks sooooooo hot in that position.
LB: *looking at Seto and Joey* These two look way more hot. *purrs*
Ash Nite: DO NOT: LB: DO TOO! Ash Nite and LB: *womp each other on the head with frying pans* Ow.*fall to the floor, unconscious*
*Tea appears out of nowhere*: Um.I guess I'll start the chapter, then.
Chappie two: Chappie two: Chappie two:
Mai stared. And stared. And stared. There was really nothing she could do to make herself stop staring. So she just stood there. And stared. She had just seen a car flip over and hit a tree. The first thought that had entered her mind was (unbelievably): poor tree. Then shock seized her and..yah. She was basically still overriding the shock. Next came panic. It gripped her insides and twisted them into a knot. Her eyes widened to (if possible) the size of Yugi's. 'Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!' kept ringing through her head.
Mai ran as fast as she could to the car. She slipped and fell, but that didn't stop her. She just picked herself up again and ran. When she got to the car she stopped. It was lying on its side. Mai did the first thing that came to her mind. She jumped up onto the driver's side of the door and started to pry it open. It wouldn't budge. Panicked, she searched her jacket pockets for her cell phone so she could call for help, but couldn't find it.
Damn.
"Sir? Umm, sir? DRIVER PERSON!" She yelled at the window. When no answer came, Mai got really, really panicked. When the engine caught fire, she started to hyperventilate. Why me? WHY? Mai searched for something-anything- that would get the driver out before the whole car caught fire. Her eyes landed on a thick branch that was laying on the ground. She seized it and did the only logical thing to do in such a situation.
She started bashing at the window. It may not seem too sensible now, but really! The car was on fire (((even though it was raining, it only tamed the now-quickly spreading flames a bit))), and there was someone inside the car that could be fatally injured, for all she knew.
(((A/N~ every time I do ~, it means that it is coming from someone else's point of view)))
~
Joey saw a branch strike his window again and again. The glass cracked, and in a few more hits it was broken. Glass shattered around him, some shards getting stuck in his skin. He yelped as one caught his vein. He already was in deep pain, and for someone to come along and make things worse by bashing his window. I mean, really.
His skin was starting to heat up, and fast. A hot flame of fire was spreading in front of him, blocking out everything else. Joey's instinct warned him to get out a.s.a.p, but his seatbelt wouldn't budge. He pulled, tugged, and clicked as hard as he could, but it was stuck. Joey remembered about the knife he always carried with him in his boot. Just for incase. He leaned over as best he could with the restraining seatbelt and fumbled around, desperately searching for the hit.
At last he found it. The cool surface brought coherent thoughts into his head and soothed him for about a second before a tongue of flame tried to lick his hair. Lurching backward, Joey pulled out his knife and began thawing at the belt. Slowly, the fabric started to give way. But not fast enough.
~
Mai looked through the shattered window to find Joey- JOEY!?- thawing away at his seatbelt with a knife. A hopelessly blunt knife, too. Mai slid her own weapon from its sheath and whacked at the seatbelt. In three tries it was loose. More thawing from Joey and it was cut in half, freeing its prisoner.
Joey, with Mai's help, crawled out the window (((the door wouldn't budge, as it was deformed from rolling over, and I don't want it to budge, so HA!))) just as the car burst into flames. (((Yes, it is possible for a car to burst into flames by rolling over and hitting a tree..even if it is raining))). They lay panting on the ground (((a ways away from the car, mind you))). Mai looked to her side at Joey, who was looking deathly pail under the blood and scorches.
Mai grimaced at the sight. "J-Joey? A-are you alright?"
Joey looked up at Mai and attempted a smile. "T-thanks Mai. You-you saved my life," he said shakily. Joey started to get up but was in too much pain. "OUCH! OW, MY HEAD!"
Mai: "Are you all right?" When no sound came from Joey, Mai looked over at him and saw him unconscious. Probably because of that huge gash on his head, she thought, gingerly inspecting it. Gross.
Mai lay back and closed her eyes. But she knew that she had to keep going, or the consequences could be bad for Joey. Mustering all of her strength, she picked him up from the hands and started half-dragging, half carrying him onto the road by following the car tracks. Boy, he was heavy. Mai struggled and panted, but eventually she came upon the Big-Belly Bar, an American beer house. She loved this place and everyone knew her, and she knew everyone there. She'd usually just hang out, but today she was in desperate need of their help. Hang on Joey, help is coming.
Seto: I thought you were going to try to make this chapter normal and fluffy.
Ash Nite: Yah, well I've got allot of homework so I'll put those two traits in the next chapter instead.
Seto: I'd like to see you try.
Ash Nite: *bashes Seto on the head with frying pan*
Seto: *Whimpers and crawls under table* J
Joey: Now who's the puppy dog?
LB: Anyway, Nite-
Ash Nite: Ash Nite! ASH NITE!
LB: Whatever. Ash Nite will to put fluff in the next chapter.
Ash Nite: Yes. It will get fluffy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love that word! FLUFFY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *switches voice to one like Stitch's from Lelo and Stitch* YOU FORGOT TO MENTION FLUFFY! *switches back to normal* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LB: *sweatdrops* Um.Please R&R this story.
Yami: Or else. Ash Nite: Shut up Yami!
LB: .Helpful flames are O.K
Ash Nite: Don't worry, I have plenty of sunscreen ready!
LB:.Right. Well, special thanks to: Helena (BirdsOfPrey), petit_angel, Firesong, Tigtywhities, Harpie Lady, and Joey/Mai fan 15.
Seto: *clears throat* Ash Nite does not own Yugioh and-
LB: OMG! Seto! I've been looking for you for like, forever!
Seto: *sarcastically* I'm sooo glad.
LB: I LOVE YOU!! You're soooooo hot! And you're all mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! MINE!
Seto: Whoever said I'm yours?
LB: Me! You're mine mine mine mine mine mine mine!
Joey: Breath, LB, breath!
LB: Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine-Joey?! OMG! I love you too! You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot! You and Seto are mine, mine, mine, mine, mine-
Yami: Sheesh. Who ever heard of someone having crushes on cartoons?
Authors of fanfic: HEY!
LB: *stops repeating 'mine'* Now look what you've done! You've insulted the authors of Fanfic! But that's all right. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! You, Seto, and Joey are soooooooooooooo hot! And you're all mine, mine, mine, mine, mine- *goes on and on *
Yami: Oh joy.
Joey: she's like that energizer bunny.
Seto: Yah. I wonder if she has an 'off' button?
Malik: I don't think so. Ash Nite: *appears out of no where* You better be nice to my friend! And she does not have on 'off' button. Sometimes it gets really annoying, though.
LB: *stops chanting and takes out frying pan* You'll pay for that Ash.
Ash Nite: Ash Nite, Ash Nite! I cannot stress the importance of my last name enough!
LB: Fine.(.Nite. Hits Ash Nite with a frying pan.
Ash Nite: *Dies*
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOO! My Beloved Ash Nite! *Turns to LB, switching to his most evil voice* You'll Pay for that with your life.
LB: Hey I thought you loved me! *Sees Yami start to run toward her, waving a super-impenetrable-frying pan* EEEK! *runs like hell*
Ash Nite: *comes alive again* Woo-hoo! Get her Yami!
Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at Ash Nite.
Ash Nite: I cannot die in my own story. Duh! *goes around slapping everyone on the heads while yelling dope. Realizes what she's doing and screams in horror* AAAA! I'm becoming like Ann Marie! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs around screaming*
LB: And y'all thought I was unstoppable!
Malik: We never said you were unstoppable! Even though you are.
Seto: Yah, really. * a light bulb appears over his head* You know what? I can give you the number of a highly recommended therapist if you like. He works wonders. Besides, the Lord only knows, you need one.
Joey: Hey! I've an idea! You can go with Ash Nite!
Ash Nite: I DO NOT NEED A THERAPIST!!!! *Dr. Samson appears out of no where*: Yes, I'm afraid you do.
Ash Nite and LB: *bop everyone on the heads with frying pans* NO.WE.DON'T.!
Everyone but Ash Nite and LB lay on the ground, unconscious.
Ash Nite: Yami looks sooooooo hot in that position.
LB: *looking at Seto and Joey* These two look way more hot. *purrs*
Ash Nite: DO NOT: LB: DO TOO! Ash Nite and LB: *womp each other on the head with frying pans* Ow.*fall to the floor, unconscious*
*Tea appears out of nowhere*: Um.I guess I'll start the chapter, then.
Chappie two: Chappie two: Chappie two:
Mai stared. And stared. And stared. There was really nothing she could do to make herself stop staring. So she just stood there. And stared. She had just seen a car flip over and hit a tree. The first thought that had entered her mind was (unbelievably): poor tree. Then shock seized her and..yah. She was basically still overriding the shock. Next came panic. It gripped her insides and twisted them into a knot. Her eyes widened to (if possible) the size of Yugi's. 'Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!' kept ringing through her head.
Mai ran as fast as she could to the car. She slipped and fell, but that didn't stop her. She just picked herself up again and ran. When she got to the car she stopped. It was lying on its side. Mai did the first thing that came to her mind. She jumped up onto the driver's side of the door and started to pry it open. It wouldn't budge. Panicked, she searched her jacket pockets for her cell phone so she could call for help, but couldn't find it.
Damn.
"Sir? Umm, sir? DRIVER PERSON!" She yelled at the window. When no answer came, Mai got really, really panicked. When the engine caught fire, she started to hyperventilate. Why me? WHY? Mai searched for something-anything- that would get the driver out before the whole car caught fire. Her eyes landed on a thick branch that was laying on the ground. She seized it and did the only logical thing to do in such a situation.
She started bashing at the window. It may not seem too sensible now, but really! The car was on fire (((even though it was raining, it only tamed the now-quickly spreading flames a bit))), and there was someone inside the car that could be fatally injured, for all she knew.
(((A/N~ every time I do ~, it means that it is coming from someone else's point of view)))
~
Joey saw a branch strike his window again and again. The glass cracked, and in a few more hits it was broken. Glass shattered around him, some shards getting stuck in his skin. He yelped as one caught his vein. He already was in deep pain, and for someone to come along and make things worse by bashing his window. I mean, really.
His skin was starting to heat up, and fast. A hot flame of fire was spreading in front of him, blocking out everything else. Joey's instinct warned him to get out a.s.a.p, but his seatbelt wouldn't budge. He pulled, tugged, and clicked as hard as he could, but it was stuck. Joey remembered about the knife he always carried with him in his boot. Just for incase. He leaned over as best he could with the restraining seatbelt and fumbled around, desperately searching for the hit.
At last he found it. The cool surface brought coherent thoughts into his head and soothed him for about a second before a tongue of flame tried to lick his hair. Lurching backward, Joey pulled out his knife and began thawing at the belt. Slowly, the fabric started to give way. But not fast enough.
~
Mai looked through the shattered window to find Joey- JOEY!?- thawing away at his seatbelt with a knife. A hopelessly blunt knife, too. Mai slid her own weapon from its sheath and whacked at the seatbelt. In three tries it was loose. More thawing from Joey and it was cut in half, freeing its prisoner.
Joey, with Mai's help, crawled out the window (((the door wouldn't budge, as it was deformed from rolling over, and I don't want it to budge, so HA!))) just as the car burst into flames. (((Yes, it is possible for a car to burst into flames by rolling over and hitting a tree..even if it is raining))). They lay panting on the ground (((a ways away from the car, mind you))). Mai looked to her side at Joey, who was looking deathly pail under the blood and scorches.
Mai grimaced at the sight. "J-Joey? A-are you alright?"
Joey looked up at Mai and attempted a smile. "T-thanks Mai. You-you saved my life," he said shakily. Joey started to get up but was in too much pain. "OUCH! OW, MY HEAD!"
Mai: "Are you all right?" When no sound came from Joey, Mai looked over at him and saw him unconscious. Probably because of that huge gash on his head, she thought, gingerly inspecting it. Gross.
Mai lay back and closed her eyes. But she knew that she had to keep going, or the consequences could be bad for Joey. Mustering all of her strength, she picked him up from the hands and started half-dragging, half carrying him onto the road by following the car tracks. Boy, he was heavy. Mai struggled and panted, but eventually she came upon the Big-Belly Bar, an American beer house. She loved this place and everyone knew her, and she knew everyone there. She'd usually just hang out, but today she was in desperate need of their help. Hang on Joey, help is coming.
Seto: I thought you were going to try to make this chapter normal and fluffy.
Ash Nite: Yah, well I've got allot of homework so I'll put those two traits in the next chapter instead.
Seto: I'd like to see you try.
Ash Nite: *bashes Seto on the head with frying pan*
Seto: *Whimpers and crawls under table* J
Joey: Now who's the puppy dog?
LB: Anyway, Nite-
Ash Nite: Ash Nite! ASH NITE!
LB: Whatever. Ash Nite will to put fluff in the next chapter.
Ash Nite: Yes. It will get fluffy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love that word! FLUFFY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *switches voice to one like Stitch's from Lelo and Stitch* YOU FORGOT TO MENTION FLUFFY! *switches back to normal* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
LB: *sweatdrops* Um.Please R&R this story.
Yami: Or else. Ash Nite: Shut up Yami!
LB: .Helpful flames are O.K
Ash Nite: Don't worry, I have plenty of sunscreen ready!
LB:.Right. Well, special thanks to: Helena (BirdsOfPrey), petit_angel, Firesong, Tigtywhities, Harpie Lady, and Joey/Mai fan 15.