Chapter 2-The rot has started.
[STARS HOLLOW- LUKE'S DINER]
" Mum do you think Luke will lets us in the diner after the stunt we pulled on him last night? I really don't want to go to Al's Pancake world."
" Geeze you worry to much. Whose genes have you got? Plus he will have to serve us to find out what the visit is for. Wont he."
" That's just mean."
" I know"
Opening the dinner doors they peek in and see an opening at their favourite seat close to the window and the door. Walking over they seat down and wait for someone to serve them.
" So what do you suggest we do this weekend? Rent videos, eat popcorn."
" I've promised Dean that I'd do something with him this weekend and I have to visit Lane. So you have the weekend to yourself for one."
" No don't say that. That means teasing Luke for the weekend which you know he hates."
" Well go annoy Sookie."
" I might you know."
Seeing Luke come down the stairs Lorelai sings out.
" Big night last night huh,"
" No, I actually spent most of the night looking for Jess's mother and worrying about your little comment which you will now explain."
" Ah not till I see some coffee and food on this table."
" If I do this will you promise to tell me what it means"
" Yes, yes now can you get our usual please."
"Yes yes." Walking off to get their breakfast he leaves wondering about last night. Still thinking about it he brings their food and coffee. Who could forget their coffee? Sitting himself down at their table he looks at them expectantly.
" Well"
" Well what? We have to eat first."
" Yes forget you have to feed those hungry Martians in your stomach. Oh how could I have forgotten "
" Look who got out of bed on the wrong side today. Or maybe the cap isn't on right." Moving slowly to remove his cap. He moves back instinctively.
" Its not the cap or the wrong side of the bed. Your comment last night got me thinking and I want to know what she wants with me."
" Ah don't worry Luke she is going to ask most of Stars Hollow."
" What for Lorelai"
"Um something for her DAR club thingy. I just tune out as soon as she starts talking most of the time."
" Lorelai what else."
" Luke it's just a ball for a charity to raise money and she was going to invite all of Lorelai's friends" replies Rory sick of her mother stringing Luke along with worry.
" Ah you bad child, have I not taught you anything.'
" Yeah and I felt it kinder to put Luke out of his misery. Remember he is the one who feeds us."
" No you're meant to make him wait a bit longer. Its more fun that way."
" Hello. I'm here."
" Oh hi Luke" they both reply smiling
" Your both mad. I'm going to actually serve some customers who don't speak in a different language"
" OH come on Luke. We promise not to talk about you when you're right there."
" Bye mum, bye Luke. Thanks and don't let her bother you today."
" Rory please tell me your taking her with you today."
" Nah ah you get stuck with me" replies a smug Lorelai
"Oh no." replies Luke who turns and walks away to serve another customer. While Lorelai sits back she places a little bit of egg on her spoon and aims at Luke's back. And fires.
" Huh"
Turning round Luke looks at Lorelai who is smiling innocently.
" What was that for "
" I need more coffee and I didn't feel like talking."
" But you're talking now.'
" No you asked me a question and I answered. If you'd like I will write it down and air mail it to you in a plane." Starting to go through her bag for paper and a pen.
"What the difference is Lorelai, is that you open your mouth and words come out and that's called talking"
" For talking to be called talking you have to first start the conversation. I didn't, you did so it's not talking it responding."
" Whatever. It's too early in the morning for this." Walks off to get her coffee. Comes back with a pot and puts on her table.
" This should keep you going for a while. Now please no MORE flicking food at me."
"Aww come on Luke."
" I mean it this time.'
" Yeah right."
" Trust me I mean it." Not taking any notice of the door opening behind them, they continue their conversation.
" Lorelai! You can't possibly drink all that."
Looking desperately at Luke who smiles and nods.
"It can't be. I must be dreaming." And pinches herself.
" Lorelai don't do that."
" This cant be true"
[STARS HOLLOW- LUKE'S DINER]
" Mum do you think Luke will lets us in the diner after the stunt we pulled on him last night? I really don't want to go to Al's Pancake world."
" Geeze you worry to much. Whose genes have you got? Plus he will have to serve us to find out what the visit is for. Wont he."
" That's just mean."
" I know"
Opening the dinner doors they peek in and see an opening at their favourite seat close to the window and the door. Walking over they seat down and wait for someone to serve them.
" So what do you suggest we do this weekend? Rent videos, eat popcorn."
" I've promised Dean that I'd do something with him this weekend and I have to visit Lane. So you have the weekend to yourself for one."
" No don't say that. That means teasing Luke for the weekend which you know he hates."
" Well go annoy Sookie."
" I might you know."
Seeing Luke come down the stairs Lorelai sings out.
" Big night last night huh,"
" No, I actually spent most of the night looking for Jess's mother and worrying about your little comment which you will now explain."
" Ah not till I see some coffee and food on this table."
" If I do this will you promise to tell me what it means"
" Yes, yes now can you get our usual please."
"Yes yes." Walking off to get their breakfast he leaves wondering about last night. Still thinking about it he brings their food and coffee. Who could forget their coffee? Sitting himself down at their table he looks at them expectantly.
" Well"
" Well what? We have to eat first."
" Yes forget you have to feed those hungry Martians in your stomach. Oh how could I have forgotten "
" Look who got out of bed on the wrong side today. Or maybe the cap isn't on right." Moving slowly to remove his cap. He moves back instinctively.
" Its not the cap or the wrong side of the bed. Your comment last night got me thinking and I want to know what she wants with me."
" Ah don't worry Luke she is going to ask most of Stars Hollow."
" What for Lorelai"
"Um something for her DAR club thingy. I just tune out as soon as she starts talking most of the time."
" Lorelai what else."
" Luke it's just a ball for a charity to raise money and she was going to invite all of Lorelai's friends" replies Rory sick of her mother stringing Luke along with worry.
" Ah you bad child, have I not taught you anything.'
" Yeah and I felt it kinder to put Luke out of his misery. Remember he is the one who feeds us."
" No you're meant to make him wait a bit longer. Its more fun that way."
" Hello. I'm here."
" Oh hi Luke" they both reply smiling
" Your both mad. I'm going to actually serve some customers who don't speak in a different language"
" OH come on Luke. We promise not to talk about you when you're right there."
" Bye mum, bye Luke. Thanks and don't let her bother you today."
" Rory please tell me your taking her with you today."
" Nah ah you get stuck with me" replies a smug Lorelai
"Oh no." replies Luke who turns and walks away to serve another customer. While Lorelai sits back she places a little bit of egg on her spoon and aims at Luke's back. And fires.
" Huh"
Turning round Luke looks at Lorelai who is smiling innocently.
" What was that for "
" I need more coffee and I didn't feel like talking."
" But you're talking now.'
" No you asked me a question and I answered. If you'd like I will write it down and air mail it to you in a plane." Starting to go through her bag for paper and a pen.
"What the difference is Lorelai, is that you open your mouth and words come out and that's called talking"
" For talking to be called talking you have to first start the conversation. I didn't, you did so it's not talking it responding."
" Whatever. It's too early in the morning for this." Walks off to get her coffee. Comes back with a pot and puts on her table.
" This should keep you going for a while. Now please no MORE flicking food at me."
"Aww come on Luke."
" I mean it this time.'
" Yeah right."
" Trust me I mean it." Not taking any notice of the door opening behind them, they continue their conversation.
" Lorelai! You can't possibly drink all that."
Looking desperately at Luke who smiles and nods.
"It can't be. I must be dreaming." And pinches herself.
" Lorelai don't do that."
" This cant be true"