Deceptive Plays
Still in the van, Valentines' Day
M.G. [Monomania Guy] is now singing Yellow by Coldplay. I know, because he started acting like he's a DJ a few minutes ago.
"And all the things you dooooooooooooo....." warbled M.G. and now he is laughing madly.
........... Oh my God!!!!!! I can't believe he said that!!!! How did he know that?! HOW?! I bet even Lilly doesn't know that!
He said, "And that song is dedicated to the ravishing princess of Genovia, Mia. And Mr.Moscovitz, the dedicator of course, told me that he loves you and he knows that you love him too!"
And now he is laughing all evil-like.
3 minutes later
He stopped laughing. And after he stopped laughing that insane laugh of his, he said, "And you know I love you too, Mia, my love...."
Oh Lord. Oh God. I think he's a British. He has this British accent in his voice. And this is his normal voice, I bet. All the voices he used before are either the scary stalker-ish voice, or the deep DJ-ish voice, or the Britney Spears-ish voice. And he used the latter to sing the aforementioned song. Poor Coldplay.
I am bored to death. Oh yeah. And I thought I saw Michael hiding behind a corner at the mall. But before I could confirm what I just saw. Michael, or Michael look-a-like was gone. Maybe I was hallucinating. Yeah, probably that.
That probably happens to everyone who thinks about a certain someone too much.
Michael's POV
"What the hell do you mean that Mia's been kidnapped?!" I shouted angrily at the somber face of Lilly.
"I mean just that," Lilly glared
"But how?! I saw her at the mall buying m.... Uh... forget it..."
Lilly cast me a suspicious glance and on the TV, then plopped down on the sofa with wrinkles across her forehead, and her eyebrows furrowed in curiosity and anger.
"At approximately 5.55 p.m. this afternoon, Princess Amelia...."
Before I can hear the rest of the sentence, I ran out of the living room, grabbing my jacket on the way. I'm gonna find Mia if its the last thing I do.
Good thing I'm good buddies with the guards and watchmen at the mall. This is going to be easy.
Well, probably.
M.Guy's POV
Why wouldn't Mia tell her parents or her best friend Lilly or whoever about me harassing her?
Oh yeah, Ma'am said that she's stubborn, and probably wouldn't want to tell anybody about her problems.
I missed singing Yellow. Have to buy the new album.
What's she's doing back there?
Ahh... Glaring at the note on the wall. Heh, it irks me too anyway.
Don't know why Ma'am wanted me to act like a crazed stalker though.
Hmmm.. mmm.... A stalker kidnapped Mia eh? Quite true, I guess. Oh. They found the note too. And the, oh, wilted rose. Heh.
"Quite slow, the America's police, eh, luv?" I asked Mia, grinning my oh-so-meltable-cheeky grin.
"They just make themselves appear slow, but actually, a satellite is tracking this filthy van while you sit there innocently, and I sit here, in the desperate need to eat." Mia replied back, a bit frostily though.
"Food? Got some Starburst here, want some?" I replied, being the kind and handsome guy I am.
"I prefer vegetable casserole"
"Vegetables are green slimy things that grow out from the poop-fertilised earth"
"They are nutritional healthy food. You, you are an ignorant carnivore who--"
"I love you babe" I interrupted her, not wanting to listen lecture on meat and blah. Then I retched silently.
Well, that sure shutted her up.
Everywhere there's trouble
Nowhere's safe to go
Pushes turn to shovel's
Shovelling the snow
Frozen you have chosen
The path you wish to go
Drifting now forever
And forever more
Until you reach your shore
God, I really need to pee.
A/N: So... er, how'd you like that? It's kinda hasty, and my exams are nearing, so I am probly not going to update soon! SORRY!!! Soooorrryyy!!!!