Chapter tWo: Insanity on the road!
Disclaimer: All who believes that I own Pokemon, say I! *Crickets chirp in the background* Good.
Since the format has changed to make it less messy, I would like to dedicate it especially to Mewchu11 and is still dedicated to the authors mentioned last chapter. Sorry if I hurt your feelings but I'm very forgetful due to the long periods of being forced down icky school knowledge and stuff at tuition and other activities and I've heard of you. I'll check it out as soon as my tuition ends. It's not completely my fault! Forgive me. If I forget anything or make unforgivable mistakes, don't hesitate to tell me.
P.S: If none of you read my fic on Saiyuki, please note that all reviews will be kept in my special folder.
By: Yamamoto Kou xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It is after the war and everyone is still trapped in the Extreme Insanity (EI) dimension. They found themselves sprawling on a highway from Nowhere Whatsoever to Maybe Somewhere. That's what the sign says anyway. Their surroundings consisted of the Unicycle Ice-Cream Shop, (We serve only unicycles and our only flavor of ice-cream is unicycle.) a mixed up floppy writer that became mixed up due to being kicked in the butt by the screaming frying pan from Nowhere Whatsoever, and finally, the very fat looking foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign. Besides that, it's just a bunch of half-faceless mimes and half fish crossed with a cactus wriggling around an extremely intimidating colorless space.
Will: Ouch! My head hurts.
Karen: *stretching* About time you woke up!
(A brief pause)
Will: Wait a minute! My head doesn't hurt anymore! In fact, *strikes a pose* I feel almighty and powerful! *flies upwards but head hits the floor*
Ouch! Now it hurts again.
Karen: I don't know about you but I'm going for some ice cream whether it's unicycle flavor or not.
Koga: *brushing self* But they say they only serve unicycles.
Karen: Then I'll say I'm a unicycle.
Koga: *sits down to ponder* Hmmm. They say, she says. So does that mean she gets an ice cream or does she get kicked out?
Karen: Shut up you nitwit and make yourself useful! *randomly takes some kind of remote out of thin air and presses the only button on it.*
Koga: Squeak! *gets turned into a voice command obeying unicycle.*
Karen: Cool! How did I do that? Never mind. I should think of a name for this remote. How bout. the One Button Instant Remote. And OBIR for short. Now Koga, get me ice cream!
Koga: *goes to get ice-cream*
Karen: Yay! *eats up*
Lance: *wakes up.* Ugh. that was some ride. *brightens up* I'm gonna do
it again! Hey, where am I? *sees Karen consuming ice-cream brought to her by a unicycle and remembers that she shouldn't be disturbed while eating ice-cream or else suffer then sees Will* Hey Will! Where are we?
Will: I don't know! My head really hurts!
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: *goofy accent* Need some help my friend? You look like you're in a lot of pain.
Will: Yes.
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: Very well. *takes out a drill and starts drilling his head.*
Lance: *closed eyes* AAAAHHHHHH!!!! *opens one eye* Hey, there's no blood. *opens both eyes feeling amazed that there's not even a scratch on his head*
Will: *shakes Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign's hand* Thanks! I feel great! You're not a bad guy! Err. what's your name?
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: My name is Dotty the Pretty. And I believe that you want to find a way out of here. Yes?
Lance/Will: Yes!
Dotty the Pretty: I know only one who can help you.
Lance/Will: Who?
Dotty the Pretty: It is the author, Yamamoto Kou or YK for short can help you. It created this place, which is known as dimension EI. EI means Extreme Insanity.
Lance: How can we find YK?
Dotty the Pretty: Just follow the road to Maybe Somewhere and ask the psychokinetic freak. If you can find him.
Will: And could you tell us one thing?
Dotty the Pretty: Yes my friend?
Will: How are we going to carry all these unconscious bodies with us!? *points to all the Pokemon characters*
Dotty the Pretty: You don't have to. You can just tell YK to teleport them back with you. Unless they disappear to another place. Lance: Thanks.
Dotty the Pretty: If you excuse me, I have to go now. *grows banana peel wings and half slides, half fly away.*
Falkner: That was some weird guy.
Will: Your awake!
Erika: So am I.
Lance: Great! You guys can follow us!
Will: In case you haven't noticed Lance, we don't have transport.
Karen: *finished ice cream* Does someone need transport? *changes Koga into a van with OBIR* Hop in!
Falkner: All right!
They all got into the Koga van and were now very far from the shop. The mixed up floppy writer made enough noise to wake the tree with the chainsaw and was there and then freed from its present pain. And so the tree went back to Nowhere Whatsoever. Meanwhile, a hole that leads to Super Crazy and Nuts realm (SCAN realm) sucked half of the unconscious Pokemon characters into deeper insanity. There will always be more insanity inside insanity so this is probably not the last one. The ones sucked in include Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi, Team Rocket, Giovanni, Sabrina and quite a few more. Back to the five wanderers (six if you count Koga) of dimension Extreme Insanity!
Falkner: Do you guys know any good tunes to sing?
Everyone else in Koga Van: OO;;; NO!
Falkner: I know one! It's called Uptown girl by Westlife. We can have a karaoke contest during the trip. What do you guys say?
Everyone else in Koga Van: No way!
Karen: I detest it!
Falkner: Come on. It's just a little singing contest. Oh. Don't tell me. You don't know how to sing right?
Erika: Shut up Falkner!
Lance: Don't you know how humiliating it is?
Falkner: Yes. But it's only humiliating when you don't sing well.
Karen: *Getting angry*
Will: Hey look! *points out the window*
It turns out to be Gary, Bruno, Pryce, Richie, Chuck and of course let's not forget, Tracey.
Gary: You sure we're at the right place?
Chuck: Yup. Can't you read? *points to billboard* Welcome to dimension Extreme Insanity.
Pryce: Why on earth did the devil tell us to come here?
Richie: He said something about not coming back to Hell.
Bruno: Ooohhh. *points at faceless mime, cactus thingy that's wriggling around* Pretty sharks.
Tracey: I've gotta sketch this!
Everyone from the Koga van: Not so fast Tracey Sketchit!
Karen: We won't spare you. *turns Koga into a Supersonic Mega Wave gun*
Lance: We will not show any of you mercy. *takes out Dragon blade that was given to him by his sweet old aunt who lives in the countryside*
Will: Except maybe for Gary.
Erika: Richie goes down!
Falkner: Why? *Loading Special Feather Spike gun*
Erika: That freak stole my entire Good Gardeners book collection and burned them just to make me battle him when I was taking my bath! *takes out Doomsday Stink of Gloom*
Karen: Then lets fry them!
Will: I need a weapon too!
Karen: Use your psychic powers to get it then!
Will: Okay. *uses psychic powers and gets a Double Power Destroyer Canon on his arm* Cool!
Lance: CHARGE! *slashes Bruno and the slashed pieces also start to burn*
Karen: DIE! *shoots a wave of dangerously high frequency waves at Chuck which shatters him like glass*
Falkner: TAKE THAT PRYCE! *Feather Spikes made a lot of holes on Pryce's body which made a nice F pattern* THAT'S FOR STEALING MY FOVOURITE PIGEOT BEANIE!!!!!! *hugs beanie that's with him*
Erika: TAKE THAT YOU FREAK OF A *BEEPING* PERVERT!!!!! *an entire cloud of the Doomsday Stink of Gloom was covering Richie up and soon there was only a rotten carcass*
Will: DIE EVIL TRACEY SKECHIT! DIE AND BE CURSED!!! BE GONE!!!!!!! *fires from his new weapon and really big streams of blue and red light swirled together and engulfed Tracey*
Tracey: NNNOOOOOO!!!!! *disintegrating and in great pain*
Will: *sees nothing left of Tracey* Wow! This is good!!!!! ^ ^
Lance: *polishing blade* Yeah! That was awesome! Can I use sometimes?
Will: I'll think about it.
Karen: *turns Koga back into a van* Come on! I want to get out of this crazy place!
Falkner: Yeah. But what do we do with Gary?
Erika: Bring him along. Who knows? We can use him. Gary: Yay!
And so everyone gets into the van to continue the crazy adventure in dimension EI!
Falkner: None of you can sing! Guess I'm the only gifted guy in this group.
Karen: Grr. *puts Koga into automatic drive and takes out a cordless microphone* I'll show you!!! I happen to be the Queen of Karaoke!!! If you want me to sing, fine! This one's called Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. *starts singing and after song finished, takes a bow* Beat that Falkner!!!
Will: OO Wow! I never thought you could sing!
Erika: You go girl! ^ ^
Lance: That was good!
Gary: That was the best!
Falkner: *slightly cowering* You win O grand Queen of Karaoke. I surrender to your obviously better voice.
Karen: *satisfied and takes Koga out of automatic drive*
(Soon find a very fat, bald guy with blubber spewing from all over his body on the road.)
Karen: Eeewww!
Everybody else in Koga van: *feels like spewing*
Karen: Get off the road you rotten, disgusting bum! *then realizes that the guy is naked* AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *covers eyes*
Lance: Ugh! This is starting to get sick!
Will: What do you want? We'll give you anything! Just get out of here!
Fat guy: Me want him! *points to Gary*
Falkner: Take him! *pushes Gary into his grasp*
Gary: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fat guy: *still not moving but hugging Gary*
Gary: xX
Suddenly, a hole opens up and the Diaper Force of the SCAN realm came out.
Diaper#1: We have you now!
(All the other diapers attack him)
Diaper#5: We'll take this for evidence. *puts Gary in a plastic bag with holes*
(When Diapers take Fat guy into SCAN realm, a clean up crew came and cleaned the mess.)
Diaper#1: We hope he hasn't caused you any trouble. Have a nice day. *leaves and hole closes up*
Karen: We've got to get out of this sick place! *keeps driving* Where is the psychokinetic freak anyway?
Will: *looks out the window* Hey, look! *points to the carcass of the multicolored Magikarp* Wonder what that is?
(Van stops.)
Erika: Why are we stopping?
Karen: *points to reveal neon lights on a sign that says :This is the end of Maybe Somewhere. Further on there is no road but what looked like space. They can see that there was a flat, disc like world on the back of four elephants that, in turn, stand on a turtle.*
Falkner: OO Wow!
Lance: *gets out of van to stretch and finds somebody sleeping in a trench six feet deep under the sign* Hey guys! I've found the psychokinetic freak!
Will: *yells into trench* can you show us where is YK?
Psychokinetic Freak: I need. to. suck.
Karen: *rips of a neon light and uses OBIR to turn it in to a Popsicle stick* Here, suck up!
Psychokinetic Freak: Thanks! *climbs out of trench* Follow me. *takes out a cup filled with grape juice and pours it on the ground and the grape juice forms into a door* Good advice, run! *opens door and everybody runs in*
Meanwhile, Koga had been sucked into the SCAN realm for apparently no reason whatsoever. (whistles innocently)
(Inside door is a never stopping swirling portal tunnel that leads to my training place. And halfway through,)
Psychokinetic Freak: I have to leave you guys! Just keep going until you reach the end. *opens a side door that wasn't there before and jumps into it*
Falkner: This. is. making. me. dizzy! *stumbles* Whoa! *finds himself and everybody else out of the portal*
Erika: *sees something in the distance* Come on. Let's ask that thing. *walks up to my Digimon form Nayomon playing Buried Battle Boats with partner, Pikachu*
Nayomon (me): E5! * a bomb falls from nowhere and hits desired spot* Yes! Ship destroyed!
Pikachu: Pika pika! {B4!} *my side of the place blows up* Pika chu! {I win!}
Nayomon: No!
Erika: *taps me on the shoulder* Excuse me, have you seen YK?
Nayomon: I am YK. This is my Digimon form, Nayomon.
Erika: Oh! Could you get us out of here?
Nayomon: Sure! *I make a big hole appear and suck everyone out of dimension EI* Another game?
Pikachu: Pika pika! {You're on!} *starts setting up pieces*
Everyone gets out of dimension EI. (Those who weren't dead or sucked into the SCAN realm anyway.) But somehow ended up in Some-Bucking Region. They all landed in front of a butcher shop that had a sign saying 'Specialty Today: Professor Oak. Limited supply'. And we can see Morty in his private villa taking a nice hot dip in his hot spring. The screaming frying pan was then sat on by Dotty the Pretty for being his girlfriend and the Unicycle Ice-Cream Shop went out of business thanks to a new store called 'Multicolored Magikarp and Potatoes' (We don't just serve the crazy, we cut them up and slice them for a good meal.) and their constant customer, Psychokinetic Freak who is not cut up and sliced for one perfectly good reason: He's a psycho and not a crazy. Brock is probably the only pokemon character who died and stayed in Hell. (to the pleasure of the devil) The tree with a chainsaw decided to visit its cousin, the toaster with a laser, at the SCAN realm. The 'special' gateway is waiting for the next fic to reveal it self. As for who won the war, nobody won as when they were closing in on each other, they were damned piss and tired of it, so they just forget about it and went to watch the movie called the Ice Age. (Wishes to be able to see movie but has no chance as tuition takes most of time ;_;) I wish my insane stuff could be even more insane. ;_; A little help here. Does anyone have any ideas of what characters I can make my very own? TCL's got the elite 4 and Lccorp2 has the Eeveelutions. I want something too!
Disclaimer: All who believes that I own Pokemon, say I! *Crickets chirp in the background* Good.
Since the format has changed to make it less messy, I would like to dedicate it especially to Mewchu11 and is still dedicated to the authors mentioned last chapter. Sorry if I hurt your feelings but I'm very forgetful due to the long periods of being forced down icky school knowledge and stuff at tuition and other activities and I've heard of you. I'll check it out as soon as my tuition ends. It's not completely my fault! Forgive me. If I forget anything or make unforgivable mistakes, don't hesitate to tell me.
P.S: If none of you read my fic on Saiyuki, please note that all reviews will be kept in my special folder.
By: Yamamoto Kou xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
It is after the war and everyone is still trapped in the Extreme Insanity (EI) dimension. They found themselves sprawling on a highway from Nowhere Whatsoever to Maybe Somewhere. That's what the sign says anyway. Their surroundings consisted of the Unicycle Ice-Cream Shop, (We serve only unicycles and our only flavor of ice-cream is unicycle.) a mixed up floppy writer that became mixed up due to being kicked in the butt by the screaming frying pan from Nowhere Whatsoever, and finally, the very fat looking foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign. Besides that, it's just a bunch of half-faceless mimes and half fish crossed with a cactus wriggling around an extremely intimidating colorless space.
Will: Ouch! My head hurts.
Karen: *stretching* About time you woke up!
(A brief pause)
Will: Wait a minute! My head doesn't hurt anymore! In fact, *strikes a pose* I feel almighty and powerful! *flies upwards but head hits the floor*
Ouch! Now it hurts again.
Karen: I don't know about you but I'm going for some ice cream whether it's unicycle flavor or not.
Koga: *brushing self* But they say they only serve unicycles.
Karen: Then I'll say I'm a unicycle.
Koga: *sits down to ponder* Hmmm. They say, she says. So does that mean she gets an ice cream or does she get kicked out?
Karen: Shut up you nitwit and make yourself useful! *randomly takes some kind of remote out of thin air and presses the only button on it.*
Koga: Squeak! *gets turned into a voice command obeying unicycle.*
Karen: Cool! How did I do that? Never mind. I should think of a name for this remote. How bout. the One Button Instant Remote. And OBIR for short. Now Koga, get me ice cream!
Koga: *goes to get ice-cream*
Karen: Yay! *eats up*
Lance: *wakes up.* Ugh. that was some ride. *brightens up* I'm gonna do
it again! Hey, where am I? *sees Karen consuming ice-cream brought to her by a unicycle and remembers that she shouldn't be disturbed while eating ice-cream or else suffer then sees Will* Hey Will! Where are we?
Will: I don't know! My head really hurts!
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: *goofy accent* Need some help my friend? You look like you're in a lot of pain.
Will: Yes.
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: Very well. *takes out a drill and starts drilling his head.*
Lance: *closed eyes* AAAAHHHHHH!!!! *opens one eye* Hey, there's no blood. *opens both eyes feeling amazed that there's not even a scratch on his head*
Will: *shakes Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign's hand* Thanks! I feel great! You're not a bad guy! Err. what's your name?
Foreigner from Somewhere-Not-Foreign: My name is Dotty the Pretty. And I believe that you want to find a way out of here. Yes?
Lance/Will: Yes!
Dotty the Pretty: I know only one who can help you.
Lance/Will: Who?
Dotty the Pretty: It is the author, Yamamoto Kou or YK for short can help you. It created this place, which is known as dimension EI. EI means Extreme Insanity.
Lance: How can we find YK?
Dotty the Pretty: Just follow the road to Maybe Somewhere and ask the psychokinetic freak. If you can find him.
Will: And could you tell us one thing?
Dotty the Pretty: Yes my friend?
Will: How are we going to carry all these unconscious bodies with us!? *points to all the Pokemon characters*
Dotty the Pretty: You don't have to. You can just tell YK to teleport them back with you. Unless they disappear to another place. Lance: Thanks.
Dotty the Pretty: If you excuse me, I have to go now. *grows banana peel wings and half slides, half fly away.*
Falkner: That was some weird guy.
Will: Your awake!
Erika: So am I.
Lance: Great! You guys can follow us!
Will: In case you haven't noticed Lance, we don't have transport.
Karen: *finished ice cream* Does someone need transport? *changes Koga into a van with OBIR* Hop in!
Falkner: All right!
They all got into the Koga van and were now very far from the shop. The mixed up floppy writer made enough noise to wake the tree with the chainsaw and was there and then freed from its present pain. And so the tree went back to Nowhere Whatsoever. Meanwhile, a hole that leads to Super Crazy and Nuts realm (SCAN realm) sucked half of the unconscious Pokemon characters into deeper insanity. There will always be more insanity inside insanity so this is probably not the last one. The ones sucked in include Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Togepi, Team Rocket, Giovanni, Sabrina and quite a few more. Back to the five wanderers (six if you count Koga) of dimension Extreme Insanity!
Falkner: Do you guys know any good tunes to sing?
Everyone else in Koga Van: OO;;; NO!
Falkner: I know one! It's called Uptown girl by Westlife. We can have a karaoke contest during the trip. What do you guys say?
Everyone else in Koga Van: No way!
Karen: I detest it!
Falkner: Come on. It's just a little singing contest. Oh. Don't tell me. You don't know how to sing right?
Erika: Shut up Falkner!
Lance: Don't you know how humiliating it is?
Falkner: Yes. But it's only humiliating when you don't sing well.
Karen: *Getting angry*
Will: Hey look! *points out the window*
It turns out to be Gary, Bruno, Pryce, Richie, Chuck and of course let's not forget, Tracey.
Gary: You sure we're at the right place?
Chuck: Yup. Can't you read? *points to billboard* Welcome to dimension Extreme Insanity.
Pryce: Why on earth did the devil tell us to come here?
Richie: He said something about not coming back to Hell.
Bruno: Ooohhh. *points at faceless mime, cactus thingy that's wriggling around* Pretty sharks.
Tracey: I've gotta sketch this!
Everyone from the Koga van: Not so fast Tracey Sketchit!
Karen: We won't spare you. *turns Koga into a Supersonic Mega Wave gun*
Lance: We will not show any of you mercy. *takes out Dragon blade that was given to him by his sweet old aunt who lives in the countryside*
Will: Except maybe for Gary.
Erika: Richie goes down!
Falkner: Why? *Loading Special Feather Spike gun*
Erika: That freak stole my entire Good Gardeners book collection and burned them just to make me battle him when I was taking my bath! *takes out Doomsday Stink of Gloom*
Karen: Then lets fry them!
Will: I need a weapon too!
Karen: Use your psychic powers to get it then!
Will: Okay. *uses psychic powers and gets a Double Power Destroyer Canon on his arm* Cool!
Lance: CHARGE! *slashes Bruno and the slashed pieces also start to burn*
Karen: DIE! *shoots a wave of dangerously high frequency waves at Chuck which shatters him like glass*
Falkner: TAKE THAT PRYCE! *Feather Spikes made a lot of holes on Pryce's body which made a nice F pattern* THAT'S FOR STEALING MY FOVOURITE PIGEOT BEANIE!!!!!! *hugs beanie that's with him*
Erika: TAKE THAT YOU FREAK OF A *BEEPING* PERVERT!!!!! *an entire cloud of the Doomsday Stink of Gloom was covering Richie up and soon there was only a rotten carcass*
Will: DIE EVIL TRACEY SKECHIT! DIE AND BE CURSED!!! BE GONE!!!!!!! *fires from his new weapon and really big streams of blue and red light swirled together and engulfed Tracey*
Tracey: NNNOOOOOO!!!!! *disintegrating and in great pain*
Will: *sees nothing left of Tracey* Wow! This is good!!!!! ^ ^
Lance: *polishing blade* Yeah! That was awesome! Can I use sometimes?
Will: I'll think about it.
Karen: *turns Koga back into a van* Come on! I want to get out of this crazy place!
Falkner: Yeah. But what do we do with Gary?
Erika: Bring him along. Who knows? We can use him. Gary: Yay!
And so everyone gets into the van to continue the crazy adventure in dimension EI!
Falkner: None of you can sing! Guess I'm the only gifted guy in this group.
Karen: Grr. *puts Koga into automatic drive and takes out a cordless microphone* I'll show you!!! I happen to be the Queen of Karaoke!!! If you want me to sing, fine! This one's called Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. *starts singing and after song finished, takes a bow* Beat that Falkner!!!
Will: OO Wow! I never thought you could sing!
Erika: You go girl! ^ ^
Lance: That was good!
Gary: That was the best!
Falkner: *slightly cowering* You win O grand Queen of Karaoke. I surrender to your obviously better voice.
Karen: *satisfied and takes Koga out of automatic drive*
(Soon find a very fat, bald guy with blubber spewing from all over his body on the road.)
Karen: Eeewww!
Everybody else in Koga van: *feels like spewing*
Karen: Get off the road you rotten, disgusting bum! *then realizes that the guy is naked* AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *covers eyes*
Lance: Ugh! This is starting to get sick!
Will: What do you want? We'll give you anything! Just get out of here!
Fat guy: Me want him! *points to Gary*
Falkner: Take him! *pushes Gary into his grasp*
Gary: AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fat guy: *still not moving but hugging Gary*
Gary: xX
Suddenly, a hole opens up and the Diaper Force of the SCAN realm came out.
Diaper#1: We have you now!
(All the other diapers attack him)
Diaper#5: We'll take this for evidence. *puts Gary in a plastic bag with holes*
(When Diapers take Fat guy into SCAN realm, a clean up crew came and cleaned the mess.)
Diaper#1: We hope he hasn't caused you any trouble. Have a nice day. *leaves and hole closes up*
Karen: We've got to get out of this sick place! *keeps driving* Where is the psychokinetic freak anyway?
Will: *looks out the window* Hey, look! *points to the carcass of the multicolored Magikarp* Wonder what that is?
(Van stops.)
Erika: Why are we stopping?
Karen: *points to reveal neon lights on a sign that says :This is the end of Maybe Somewhere. Further on there is no road but what looked like space. They can see that there was a flat, disc like world on the back of four elephants that, in turn, stand on a turtle.*
Falkner: OO Wow!
Lance: *gets out of van to stretch and finds somebody sleeping in a trench six feet deep under the sign* Hey guys! I've found the psychokinetic freak!
Will: *yells into trench* can you show us where is YK?
Psychokinetic Freak: I need. to. suck.
Karen: *rips of a neon light and uses OBIR to turn it in to a Popsicle stick* Here, suck up!
Psychokinetic Freak: Thanks! *climbs out of trench* Follow me. *takes out a cup filled with grape juice and pours it on the ground and the grape juice forms into a door* Good advice, run! *opens door and everybody runs in*
Meanwhile, Koga had been sucked into the SCAN realm for apparently no reason whatsoever. (whistles innocently)
(Inside door is a never stopping swirling portal tunnel that leads to my training place. And halfway through,)
Psychokinetic Freak: I have to leave you guys! Just keep going until you reach the end. *opens a side door that wasn't there before and jumps into it*
Falkner: This. is. making. me. dizzy! *stumbles* Whoa! *finds himself and everybody else out of the portal*
Erika: *sees something in the distance* Come on. Let's ask that thing. *walks up to my Digimon form Nayomon playing Buried Battle Boats with partner, Pikachu*
Nayomon (me): E5! * a bomb falls from nowhere and hits desired spot* Yes! Ship destroyed!
Pikachu: Pika pika! {B4!} *my side of the place blows up* Pika chu! {I win!}
Nayomon: No!
Erika: *taps me on the shoulder* Excuse me, have you seen YK?
Nayomon: I am YK. This is my Digimon form, Nayomon.
Erika: Oh! Could you get us out of here?
Nayomon: Sure! *I make a big hole appear and suck everyone out of dimension EI* Another game?
Pikachu: Pika pika! {You're on!} *starts setting up pieces*
Everyone gets out of dimension EI. (Those who weren't dead or sucked into the SCAN realm anyway.) But somehow ended up in Some-Bucking Region. They all landed in front of a butcher shop that had a sign saying 'Specialty Today: Professor Oak. Limited supply'. And we can see Morty in his private villa taking a nice hot dip in his hot spring. The screaming frying pan was then sat on by Dotty the Pretty for being his girlfriend and the Unicycle Ice-Cream Shop went out of business thanks to a new store called 'Multicolored Magikarp and Potatoes' (We don't just serve the crazy, we cut them up and slice them for a good meal.) and their constant customer, Psychokinetic Freak who is not cut up and sliced for one perfectly good reason: He's a psycho and not a crazy. Brock is probably the only pokemon character who died and stayed in Hell. (to the pleasure of the devil) The tree with a chainsaw decided to visit its cousin, the toaster with a laser, at the SCAN realm. The 'special' gateway is waiting for the next fic to reveal it self. As for who won the war, nobody won as when they were closing in on each other, they were damned piss and tired of it, so they just forget about it and went to watch the movie called the Ice Age. (Wishes to be able to see movie but has no chance as tuition takes most of time ;_;) I wish my insane stuff could be even more insane. ;_; A little help here. Does anyone have any ideas of what characters I can make my very own? TCL's got the elite 4 and Lccorp2 has the Eeveelutions. I want something too!