Chapter ThReE: The ISANITY of SCAN realm
A/N: Starting from here, Princess Esther of Hyrule is on the dedication list as promised since she is the author of VERY RANDOM INSANITY! I put you in this one like you asked. Glad you did. ^-^ I am now hunting for all Insanity Pokemon writers and adding it with each chapter if I happen to miss one. Please inform me if I do. It makes my disappointing and stuck-up- on-school-icky-knowledge-at-tuition life easier. Any other authors can also be on the dedications list if they just ask. I will only put in the works of other authors or the author themselves if permission is given. (This is one of the stupid things I was taught during my upbringing) Sorry for the long wait but there are a lot of distractions.(glances at some comic books in the distance)
WARNING: MISTY BASHING AHEAD! Disclaimer: Me OwN PoKeMoN? nO wAy!
By: Yamamoto Kou
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Misty: Where am I? *rubs head*
Suddenly, a fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy fell from the sky above Misty.
Misty: Uh oh. (Splat!)
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Oooooh! I think I have something stuck to my very big and smelly bum. Ooooooh! I think I'll keep it there! *continues to sit on Misty*
Misty: Xx
Ash: What is this place? *looks at surrounding* If I didn't know better, I'd say I'm standing upside down. *screen turns upside down* Ahhhh! *head hits very hard concrete* x.x *An entire heard of cute, fluffy rabbits stampeded upon his unconscious body*
Giovanni: Where is this place? *walks around for a bit* What should I do now. *A Greymon with a mushroom growing on his head passed by* I know! I will conquer this place! Mwahahahaha! *runs off without ever realizing the fact that he doesn't know how*
Mewtwo: . *glares at Sabrina*
Sabrina: . *glares at Mewtwo*
Thoughts will be between these two symbols [ ].
Mewtwo: [I'm the better psychic!]
Sabrina: [In your thoughts pal!]
Mewtwo: [Oh yeah Miss Smarty-pants?]
Sabrina: [Yes. And square that!]
Mewtwo: [You dare use sarcasm on me, the Great Mewtwo?]
Sabrina: [Only because I'm the Better-Than-Any-Psychic Sabrina! And I can use sarcasm on anyone I wish to use it on.]
Mewtwo: [Why you imbecile! Bow down to me, your ruler and master, for I am Mewtwo! *cheesy laugh from stream of thoughts accompany it*]
Sabrina: [You should not insult your superiors! Humans made you but only I can crush you like the bug that you are you wind bag.]
Mewtwo: [Wind bag? At least it's better than being an ugly old stubborn hag like you!]
Sabrina: [I know who you are, but what am I?] *sticks tongue out*
Mewtwo: [ You are a fool that can't even know your own rightful leader. I'd pity you but I just remembered, I'm not you! *another cheesy laugh follows but this time, it's longer*.] *tail swishes behind him*
Let's pull in the other psychic to liven things up a bit shall we? We see Will eating at Mc Donald where he was just about to start on his burger. His drink suddenly grows bigger and bigger until it was just Will's height.
Will: Oo Huh?
Drink: I will be your transporter to the SCAN realm.
Will: What for?
Drink: YK is interested in putting some sort of silly psychic showdown in there and it wants you to join.
Nayomon (me): *head pops up from the table behind* It's not silly! It's supposed to be funnily insane!
Drink: Sorry. My mistake.
Will: How often do you come here?
Nayomon: Long enough to know my usual orders. Now go!
Will: Okay, okay. I'm going. Do I get a present?
Nayomon: I'll think about it. Go!
Will: Yay! But what if the other Elites want me to do something for them?
Nayomon: I'll stall them. Just go already!
Will: Fine. I'm going. I'm going.
Drink: *sucks Will in and burps* Excuse me. *leaves for the bathroom*
Pikachu: Pika pika chu? {Want some chips?}
Nayomon: Sure. *enjoying meal*
After some time.
Pikachu: Pika. Pika pi Pikachu? {Funny. The drink is supposed to be out by now isn't it?}
Nayomon: Don't ask me. [He he he.]
In a forest just behind Mc Donald's.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *in Persian form* Get me to the SCAN realm this instant!
Drink: And why?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: I can finally be together with Giovanni! *heart shapes floating around*
Drink: Do you have YK's permission?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: I wouldn't know he's in the SCAN realm unless YK told me! *takes out a brochure* Besides, YK also offered me two tickets for two at the best hot spring ever which also happens to be in the SCAN realm!
Drink: What if I won't teleport you?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *flashes claws menacingly at Drink* Need more persuasions?
Drink: *sweating* No, no. None at all.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: ^ ^ Good.
Drink: *sucks her into SCAN realm*
Nayomon: *uses Slashing Claws to clear way through shrubs* You've got one more to go.
Drink: Do I have to?
Nayomon: I made you, I pay you. What else do you want? *Pikachu pops out of the shrubs in a very cute way*
Drink: I don't know? A car?
Nayomon: Fine.
Drink: A Formula 1?
Nayomon: Fine. [I'm very pitiful pushover for some reason -_-+]
Drink: How about the red one that's seen in Formula 1 Car Motor Racing? It looks nice.
Nayomon: Sure. *sweatdropping* [See. -_-++++++ *makes mental note to hijack one*]
Drink: And where is the target may I ask?
Nayomon: Well. It's at.
We are now at the 'special' house for the mentally challenged that's on an island named Cape Kaban.
Lieutenant Surge: *in a straitjacket and looking at Mew*
Mew: *in a straitjacket* .
Guns sound.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew*
Mew: .
Yelling and shouting of bloodthirsty things and really bad curses.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew more*
Mew: .
A bomb exploding sound.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew some more*
Mew: .
The sirens sounds.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew even more*
Mew.
Lt. Surge: Boo!
Mew: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!!! THIS IS UNRULY!!!!! THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!! I DEMAND A LAWYER!!!!!!! A REMATCH EVEN!!!!! I"VE GOT PROOF!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITH THS GODFORSAKEN FREAK!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! *bashing head against cushioned walls, decides that it's too soft, so bashes head against the metal door creating a racket along with marks on the door*
Lt. Surge: *uses leg to scratch imaginary fleas off*
Mew: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S PURE TORTURE!!!! PURE TORTURE I SAY!!!!!!! NO MORE!!! NNNOOOOO MMMMOOOORRRREEEE!!!!!!!! *head banging increases speed by the second*
Drink: *uses straw to pick the lock and open the door*
Mew: *falls face down but head continues to bang on the ground until he notices the Drink* Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!!! I am in your command. *bows*
Drink: YK wants you out to do something.
Mew: So it is YK who ask you to set me free? *raises hands to the air* All hail YK!!!
Drink: Can't you show some dignity? I've got a schedule to keep here. I teleport you to the SCAN realm and go and receive my Ferrari.
Mew: Anything!!
Drink: Good. *sucks Mew in*
Psychokinetic Freak: *barges in* I.need.drink..*lightning flashes through the sky and a heavy rain falls*
Drink: *screams like the way the girls do in the vampire movies and runs*
Psychokinetic Freak: *uses Psychic powers to get the Drink closer*
Drink: *tries to use straw to grab on to something while being dragged on the floor toward the Psychokinetic Freak.*
Lt. Surge: And here's the kick! *runs towards the drink and kicks it through the door across the sky* He shoots, he scores!!!!! And the crowd is going wild!!!! *slides to the ground on his knees* All right!!!
Psychokinetic Freak: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs after the Drink*
And in the SCAN realm.
Will: [I'm most arguably the best Psychic here and no doubt about it]
Mewtwo: [I am surrounded by imbeciles!!! The great Mewtwo demands that you two SHUT UP!!!]
Sabrina: [Who died and made you king?]
Will: [What she thought.]
Mewtwo: [It will soon be the both of you if you don't see me as your leader!!]
Will: [All I see is an overlarge cat that's the same color as some purple fuzz balls that I found in my underwear! Oops.]
Sabrina: [Do you really have purple fuzz balls in your UNDERWEAR???!!!]
Will: [Who asked you?]
Sabrina: [No one!]
Mewtwo: [Can both of you be-]
Mew: *lands on top of Mewtwo* Did I miss anything?
Mewtwo: [Get off me you lousy original!!!]
Mew: [Lousy!!! Me??? Lousy??? Are you out of your mind!!]
Mewtwo: [Oh yes. I'm VERY out of my mine thanks to you and the two stooges here.]
Will/Sabrina/Mew: [STOOGES!!!! WHY YOU!!! *uses Psychic powers to change Mewtwo green/polka dotted/pink*]
Mewtwo: [AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU WILL SUFFER!!!! *changes Will into a duck and pig hybrid, Sabrina into an overlarge sumo wrestler, and Mew into one of the mushroom that grew on the Greymon that had all this while been looking at them*
Mew: [Your in for it!!! *uses Psychic to control the Greymon into using Nova Blast on all three of them* Beat that! *sticks out tongue*]
Will: [Stupid, stupid Psychics!! I am the greatest! Quoink! *uses Psychic powers to make Mew and Mewtwo into Dodos.]
Sabrina: [Hey! You forgot about me! *uses Physhic to turn Will in to a fat Frankfurt eating Dutch boy. (No offence meant)*
Will: [Grrr. *wobbles a bit* I will teach you some manners my mummy thought me!! *uses Frankfurts as some chain like ninja weapons.* Hiiiiyyyaaaa!!!!]
Sabrina: [Bring it on! *assumes sumo wrestling position*]
Mewtwo: *pecking Mew*
Mew: *pecking Mewtwo*
While Mew, Mewtwo, Will and Sabrina are having this Psychic showdown, Giovanni had by some crazy twist of fate, managed to conquer the Cheese and Crackers factory.
Giovanni: Mwahahahahahahhah!!! *cough*
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *still in Persian form* Prrrrrr.
Giovanni: *picks Persian up* Now where was I?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: How about taking me to the Hot Spring?
Giovanni: Ahh!! A fan girl!!! *thinks for a moment* Okay. *leaves for the Hot Spring*
Meanwhile.
Delia Ketchum: Oohh!! Such a very big and pretty flower. It smells so sweet too. I think I'll take it home.
Flower: *eats Delia and and spits her out where she lands into an active volcano* She tastes bad. Yuck!
Jessie: James, tell me how did we get into this mess.
James: Well, we were hungry and smelt some very delicious food and followed the smell here where we find these funny looking people. I asked for some food and. I guess this is how we got into this mess.
Meowth: If you asked me, I think you should've just kept your mouth shut.
And so Team Rocket continues to get barbequed by some funny looking people who are adding several ingredients to make them taste better.
As for Pikachu.
Pikachu: CCCHHUUUUUU!!!!! {AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!}
Tree with the chain saw: Boo!
Pikachu: CCCHHHUUUU!!!! {AAAAHHHHH!!!!} *runs*
Toaster with laser: Boo!
Pikachu: CCCHHHUUU!!! {AAAAHHHHH!!!} *runs*
Tree with the chain saw: Boo!
And so this continues in the House of the Haunting Stuff.
Misty: *still under the fifty foot freak of a fairy* xX
Ash: Now how- Ouch! *bumps into a tree* do I- Ouch *bumps into the house made of toothpaste* get out- Ouch! *bumps into wall made up of bricks* of this- Ouch! *bumps into a traffic light* crazy- Ouch! *bumps into a door in the middle of the path* place? *drops into a lake*
Outside the SCAN realm.
Drink: Okay, I did what you want. Where's the pay and the car?
Nayomon: Right here.
Pikachu: *pulls back curtains to reveal several zillion England bucks (I never did remember what England money is called) and a cool looking red Formula 1.
At the Formula 1 motor car racing.
Driver: AAAHHHHH!!!! WHERE'S MY CAR!!!!?????
Mechanic: A toy took it.
Driver: Oh my God. *drops dead*
Mechanic: *shrugs and leaves*
Back to where I am.
Nayomon: Knock yourself out. *throws him the keys*
Drink: Wahoo!!! *drives it to a very far place and forgot about bringing the money with him*
When all of a sudden, BOOM! Pieces of car debris are dropping from the sky.
Nayomon: *smiles and takes out a wrench*
Pikachu: *moves some shrubs to reveal a few parts of the car*
Nayomon: He he. *high fives Pikachu then grabs half of the money and leaves*
Pikachu: *carries the other half of the money and leaves*
AFN (After Fic Note): Sorry about the bit of Will bashing TCL. Forgive me? I tried not to hurt him. Honest.
A/N: Starting from here, Princess Esther of Hyrule is on the dedication list as promised since she is the author of VERY RANDOM INSANITY! I put you in this one like you asked. Glad you did. ^-^ I am now hunting for all Insanity Pokemon writers and adding it with each chapter if I happen to miss one. Please inform me if I do. It makes my disappointing and stuck-up- on-school-icky-knowledge-at-tuition life easier. Any other authors can also be on the dedications list if they just ask. I will only put in the works of other authors or the author themselves if permission is given. (This is one of the stupid things I was taught during my upbringing) Sorry for the long wait but there are a lot of distractions.(glances at some comic books in the distance)
WARNING: MISTY BASHING AHEAD! Disclaimer: Me OwN PoKeMoN? nO wAy!
By: Yamamoto Kou
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Misty: Where am I? *rubs head*
Suddenly, a fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy fell from the sky above Misty.
Misty: Uh oh. (Splat!)
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Oooooh! I think I have something stuck to my very big and smelly bum. Ooooooh! I think I'll keep it there! *continues to sit on Misty*
Misty: Xx
Ash: What is this place? *looks at surrounding* If I didn't know better, I'd say I'm standing upside down. *screen turns upside down* Ahhhh! *head hits very hard concrete* x.x *An entire heard of cute, fluffy rabbits stampeded upon his unconscious body*
Giovanni: Where is this place? *walks around for a bit* What should I do now. *A Greymon with a mushroom growing on his head passed by* I know! I will conquer this place! Mwahahahaha! *runs off without ever realizing the fact that he doesn't know how*
Mewtwo: . *glares at Sabrina*
Sabrina: . *glares at Mewtwo*
Thoughts will be between these two symbols [ ].
Mewtwo: [I'm the better psychic!]
Sabrina: [In your thoughts pal!]
Mewtwo: [Oh yeah Miss Smarty-pants?]
Sabrina: [Yes. And square that!]
Mewtwo: [You dare use sarcasm on me, the Great Mewtwo?]
Sabrina: [Only because I'm the Better-Than-Any-Psychic Sabrina! And I can use sarcasm on anyone I wish to use it on.]
Mewtwo: [Why you imbecile! Bow down to me, your ruler and master, for I am Mewtwo! *cheesy laugh from stream of thoughts accompany it*]
Sabrina: [You should not insult your superiors! Humans made you but only I can crush you like the bug that you are you wind bag.]
Mewtwo: [Wind bag? At least it's better than being an ugly old stubborn hag like you!]
Sabrina: [I know who you are, but what am I?] *sticks tongue out*
Mewtwo: [ You are a fool that can't even know your own rightful leader. I'd pity you but I just remembered, I'm not you! *another cheesy laugh follows but this time, it's longer*.] *tail swishes behind him*
Let's pull in the other psychic to liven things up a bit shall we? We see Will eating at Mc Donald where he was just about to start on his burger. His drink suddenly grows bigger and bigger until it was just Will's height.
Will: Oo Huh?
Drink: I will be your transporter to the SCAN realm.
Will: What for?
Drink: YK is interested in putting some sort of silly psychic showdown in there and it wants you to join.
Nayomon (me): *head pops up from the table behind* It's not silly! It's supposed to be funnily insane!
Drink: Sorry. My mistake.
Will: How often do you come here?
Nayomon: Long enough to know my usual orders. Now go!
Will: Okay, okay. I'm going. Do I get a present?
Nayomon: I'll think about it. Go!
Will: Yay! But what if the other Elites want me to do something for them?
Nayomon: I'll stall them. Just go already!
Will: Fine. I'm going. I'm going.
Drink: *sucks Will in and burps* Excuse me. *leaves for the bathroom*
Pikachu: Pika pika chu? {Want some chips?}
Nayomon: Sure. *enjoying meal*
After some time.
Pikachu: Pika. Pika pi Pikachu? {Funny. The drink is supposed to be out by now isn't it?}
Nayomon: Don't ask me. [He he he.]
In a forest just behind Mc Donald's.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *in Persian form* Get me to the SCAN realm this instant!
Drink: And why?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: I can finally be together with Giovanni! *heart shapes floating around*
Drink: Do you have YK's permission?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: I wouldn't know he's in the SCAN realm unless YK told me! *takes out a brochure* Besides, YK also offered me two tickets for two at the best hot spring ever which also happens to be in the SCAN realm!
Drink: What if I won't teleport you?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *flashes claws menacingly at Drink* Need more persuasions?
Drink: *sweating* No, no. None at all.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: ^ ^ Good.
Drink: *sucks her into SCAN realm*
Nayomon: *uses Slashing Claws to clear way through shrubs* You've got one more to go.
Drink: Do I have to?
Nayomon: I made you, I pay you. What else do you want? *Pikachu pops out of the shrubs in a very cute way*
Drink: I don't know? A car?
Nayomon: Fine.
Drink: A Formula 1?
Nayomon: Fine. [I'm very pitiful pushover for some reason -_-+]
Drink: How about the red one that's seen in Formula 1 Car Motor Racing? It looks nice.
Nayomon: Sure. *sweatdropping* [See. -_-++++++ *makes mental note to hijack one*]
Drink: And where is the target may I ask?
Nayomon: Well. It's at.
We are now at the 'special' house for the mentally challenged that's on an island named Cape Kaban.
Lieutenant Surge: *in a straitjacket and looking at Mew*
Mew: *in a straitjacket* .
Guns sound.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew*
Mew: .
Yelling and shouting of bloodthirsty things and really bad curses.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew more*
Mew: .
A bomb exploding sound.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew some more*
Mew: .
The sirens sounds.
Lt. Surge: *looks at Mew even more*
Mew.
Lt. Surge: Boo!
Mew: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!!! THIS IS UNRULY!!!!! THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!! I DEMAND A LAWYER!!!!!!! A REMATCH EVEN!!!!! I"VE GOT PROOF!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE WITH THS GODFORSAKEN FREAK!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! *bashing head against cushioned walls, decides that it's too soft, so bashes head against the metal door creating a racket along with marks on the door*
Lt. Surge: *uses leg to scratch imaginary fleas off*
Mew: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S PURE TORTURE!!!! PURE TORTURE I SAY!!!!!!! NO MORE!!! NNNOOOOO MMMMOOOORRRREEEE!!!!!!!! *head banging increases speed by the second*
Drink: *uses straw to pick the lock and open the door*
Mew: *falls face down but head continues to bang on the ground until he notices the Drink* Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!!! I am in your command. *bows*
Drink: YK wants you out to do something.
Mew: So it is YK who ask you to set me free? *raises hands to the air* All hail YK!!!
Drink: Can't you show some dignity? I've got a schedule to keep here. I teleport you to the SCAN realm and go and receive my Ferrari.
Mew: Anything!!
Drink: Good. *sucks Mew in*
Psychokinetic Freak: *barges in* I.need.drink..*lightning flashes through the sky and a heavy rain falls*
Drink: *screams like the way the girls do in the vampire movies and runs*
Psychokinetic Freak: *uses Psychic powers to get the Drink closer*
Drink: *tries to use straw to grab on to something while being dragged on the floor toward the Psychokinetic Freak.*
Lt. Surge: And here's the kick! *runs towards the drink and kicks it through the door across the sky* He shoots, he scores!!!!! And the crowd is going wild!!!! *slides to the ground on his knees* All right!!!
Psychokinetic Freak: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs after the Drink*
And in the SCAN realm.
Will: [I'm most arguably the best Psychic here and no doubt about it]
Mewtwo: [I am surrounded by imbeciles!!! The great Mewtwo demands that you two SHUT UP!!!]
Sabrina: [Who died and made you king?]
Will: [What she thought.]
Mewtwo: [It will soon be the both of you if you don't see me as your leader!!]
Will: [All I see is an overlarge cat that's the same color as some purple fuzz balls that I found in my underwear! Oops.]
Sabrina: [Do you really have purple fuzz balls in your UNDERWEAR???!!!]
Will: [Who asked you?]
Sabrina: [No one!]
Mewtwo: [Can both of you be-]
Mew: *lands on top of Mewtwo* Did I miss anything?
Mewtwo: [Get off me you lousy original!!!]
Mew: [Lousy!!! Me??? Lousy??? Are you out of your mind!!]
Mewtwo: [Oh yes. I'm VERY out of my mine thanks to you and the two stooges here.]
Will/Sabrina/Mew: [STOOGES!!!! WHY YOU!!! *uses Psychic powers to change Mewtwo green/polka dotted/pink*]
Mewtwo: [AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU WILL SUFFER!!!! *changes Will into a duck and pig hybrid, Sabrina into an overlarge sumo wrestler, and Mew into one of the mushroom that grew on the Greymon that had all this while been looking at them*
Mew: [Your in for it!!! *uses Psychic to control the Greymon into using Nova Blast on all three of them* Beat that! *sticks out tongue*]
Will: [Stupid, stupid Psychics!! I am the greatest! Quoink! *uses Psychic powers to make Mew and Mewtwo into Dodos.]
Sabrina: [Hey! You forgot about me! *uses Physhic to turn Will in to a fat Frankfurt eating Dutch boy. (No offence meant)*
Will: [Grrr. *wobbles a bit* I will teach you some manners my mummy thought me!! *uses Frankfurts as some chain like ninja weapons.* Hiiiiyyyaaaa!!!!]
Sabrina: [Bring it on! *assumes sumo wrestling position*]
Mewtwo: *pecking Mew*
Mew: *pecking Mewtwo*
While Mew, Mewtwo, Will and Sabrina are having this Psychic showdown, Giovanni had by some crazy twist of fate, managed to conquer the Cheese and Crackers factory.
Giovanni: Mwahahahahahahhah!!! *cough*
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *still in Persian form* Prrrrrr.
Giovanni: *picks Persian up* Now where was I?
Princess Esther of Hyrule: How about taking me to the Hot Spring?
Giovanni: Ahh!! A fan girl!!! *thinks for a moment* Okay. *leaves for the Hot Spring*
Meanwhile.
Delia Ketchum: Oohh!! Such a very big and pretty flower. It smells so sweet too. I think I'll take it home.
Flower: *eats Delia and and spits her out where she lands into an active volcano* She tastes bad. Yuck!
Jessie: James, tell me how did we get into this mess.
James: Well, we were hungry and smelt some very delicious food and followed the smell here where we find these funny looking people. I asked for some food and. I guess this is how we got into this mess.
Meowth: If you asked me, I think you should've just kept your mouth shut.
And so Team Rocket continues to get barbequed by some funny looking people who are adding several ingredients to make them taste better.
As for Pikachu.
Pikachu: CCCHHUUUUUU!!!!! {AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!}
Tree with the chain saw: Boo!
Pikachu: CCCHHHUUUU!!!! {AAAAHHHHH!!!!} *runs*
Toaster with laser: Boo!
Pikachu: CCCHHHUUU!!! {AAAAHHHHH!!!} *runs*
Tree with the chain saw: Boo!
And so this continues in the House of the Haunting Stuff.
Misty: *still under the fifty foot freak of a fairy* xX
Ash: Now how- Ouch! *bumps into a tree* do I- Ouch *bumps into the house made of toothpaste* get out- Ouch! *bumps into wall made up of bricks* of this- Ouch! *bumps into a traffic light* crazy- Ouch! *bumps into a door in the middle of the path* place? *drops into a lake*
Outside the SCAN realm.
Drink: Okay, I did what you want. Where's the pay and the car?
Nayomon: Right here.
Pikachu: *pulls back curtains to reveal several zillion England bucks (I never did remember what England money is called) and a cool looking red Formula 1.
At the Formula 1 motor car racing.
Driver: AAAHHHHH!!!! WHERE'S MY CAR!!!!?????
Mechanic: A toy took it.
Driver: Oh my God. *drops dead*
Mechanic: *shrugs and leaves*
Back to where I am.
Nayomon: Knock yourself out. *throws him the keys*
Drink: Wahoo!!! *drives it to a very far place and forgot about bringing the money with him*
When all of a sudden, BOOM! Pieces of car debris are dropping from the sky.
Nayomon: *smiles and takes out a wrench*
Pikachu: *moves some shrubs to reveal a few parts of the car*
Nayomon: He he. *high fives Pikachu then grabs half of the money and leaves*
Pikachu: *carries the other half of the money and leaves*
AFN (After Fic Note): Sorry about the bit of Will bashing TCL. Forgive me? I tried not to hurt him. Honest.