Chapter fOuR: INSANITY for sale!
A/N: Hi ya everybody! A little note: Ash may be my most favorite character of all but I'm not giving him any slack and I don't mind Ash bashing. But looks like this is where I'm giving him a break. This chapter will have Ash worshipping instead of bashing. This is for the enjoyment of Dclick and other Ash lovers but unfortunately to the disappointment of Iccorp2 and other Ash haters. Dclick is in this one. To Mewtwo fans: Sorry for the little bit of Mewtwo bashing but I'll try to make up for it here (maybe). And no, I'm not selling MY insanity. *locks head up in an iron casket put in a high security vault with all the security system from every single decade* Ha ha! You can't get it now! *the whole thing falls apart* ;_; Sorry this took so long!
I also found two more authors to put on my dedications list. RainbowSerenity and Gatomon. Hope you have fun reading this.
Disclaimer: Pokemon is not mine. If it were, I would be adding pictures all over the place.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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Mewtwo: *still a dodo and still pecking Mew*
Mew: *still a dodo and still pecking Mewtwo*
Will: *manages to tame Sabrina the overlarge Sumo then changes himself back to Will* Alright! *changes Sabrina into a horse* Get along little doggy! *kicks Sabrina*
Sabrina: *neighs and runs* [Ow! That hurts!]
Will: *riding Sabrina* [Sorry.]
Meanwhile...
Ash: *crawled out of the lake and walks in a random direction and finds himself standing in front of the House of Haunting Stuff* Wonder where's Pikachu?
As if in answer to his question, Pikachu's screams were heard coming from the inside.
Ash: *looks inside to see not only the tree with a chainsaw and a toaster with a laser but also other stuff like a rake with a vacuum cleaner* Great! How am I gonna get him outta there?
Dclick: Hey Ash! *gets near him* What are you doing here?
Ash: ^ ^; Umm. trying to get my Pikachu?
Dclick: Is that all? *uses author powers to make Pikachu appear in front of them*
Ash: *picks up Pikachu* Gee, thanks.
The Haunting Stuff: *comes out of the door* Hey! Get back here!
Suddenly, Will rides up and the Haunting Stuff got squished under Sabrina's hooves.
Will: Hey guys. What's up?
Dclick: What's up with the horse in weird clothing?
Sabrina: [It's me. Sabrina]
Dclick/Ash: OO
Sabrina: [No, I am NOT hiding from the evil Tootsie flies of doom.]
Meanwhile...
Funny looking people: Mmm. Good. *eats a piece of Jessie's leg, James's torso and Meowth's head*
In the Pokemon world...
Lance: Where's Will? I need him for a while? *hides a mallet behind his back*
Nayomon: For the sake of TCL, you are NOT going to bash him in my fic.
Lance: Aww. *walks away*
Bruno: Have you seen Will? I wanna ask him something. *holds a paper behind his back which contains the question '0+1=?' while looking very dopey*
Nayomon: How did you get alive?
Bruno: Well, the devil said we are too evil to be in Hell and we can't go to Heaven so we stay here.
Nayomon: *snaps fingers*
Pikachu: *throws a Holy Grenade at Bruno*
Holy Grenade: *sings in an all-so heavenly voice* Halleluiah, alleluia, alleluia. *blows up Bruno*
Bruno: *since he can't go to Hell or Heaven, (even if I did use the Holy Grenade) his mangled bundle of a body ended up in Cape Kaban*
Karen: *steps up* Where's Will? *hides flamethrower behind her back since she gave OBIR away to someone*
(For your information, I have no grudge against Will and he's okay in my books but...I couldn't resist. ^-^ And since Karen will be the one bashing him, TCL has nothing against me. Mwahahahahahahahaahaha! *cough*)
Koga: *comes up to me* Hello. Where's Will? *hides Sane-poison powder behind back*
Advertisement: The Sane-poison powder! Guaranteed to make your enemies (and friends) sane and kill them after seventy-four minutes!
Pikachu: Pi ka, chu pi ka pika. {Ya ya, we get the message.} *shocks the advertisement away*
Koga: *sweat dropping* So, have you seen him? *innocent look*
Nayomon: TCL will kill me and bury me six-feet-under if I told you. Now back off. *use Morpheus, which is now a Sniper, to kill Koga* Wait a minute! How did you get out the SCAN realm!?
Flashback
Koga: *as a car*...
Gary: *got cleaned by a duck wash and trying to escape Diapers*
Diapers: Wait! We need you!
Gary: *sees Koga the car, breaks in to him and drives him*
Diapers: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Psychokinetic Freak: *passes by*
Diapers: *eyes follows him until he pasts* GET HIM!!!!! *chases the Psychokinetic Freak who just wanted some soda-flavoured frying pans*
Gary: *drives into the Gingerbread man and Pussy's well*
Tooth fairy: *comes by, waves wand and chases Stupid Cupid*
Koga: *now human and back in the Pokemon world*
Gary: *ends up in Some-Bucking region as the Burger boy*
A moose: I'd like to have a Professor Oak burger please. With fries.
End of flashback
Nayomon: Instead of getting Will, why not... *whispers something to Koga*
Koga: All right! *runs off*
Nayomon: Let's go before they find out. *gets into the SCAN realm through the bottle on the wall*
Pikachu: *follows*
In the SCAN realm.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: How bout getting me a ring Gio?
Giovanni: [Note to self, take over YK's power to control fics after killing YK] Sure. [Another mental note: Buy weapon to do it.]
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Then let's go! I'm gonna buy a few things too. *gets a cab*
Giovanni: *follows*
And as for Dclick and co. ...
Funny looking people: *looking for berries and sees Dclick and company* Seno taerg eht sti. (backwards)
Dclick: Huh?
More funny looking people: Sugoi wa! *leads them somewhere*
Ash: *clueless*
Will: *trying to read their minds but all that came to him was 'Yoga diga hula'*
Sabrina: *resisting the urge to eat grass and to scream about the evil Tootsie flies of doom*
They had all finally come to a stop. They turned out to be in front of the Everything-You-Want-Mega Mall. The place where everything you want are sold. The maximum price for all the items would be about a hundred bucks. Which is NOT cheap as they are very aggressive and intelligent. (For some very annoying reason) It has a special discount for Pokemon humor authors with the Insane Card (IC).
The funny looking people: We have to go. *left*
One of the funny looking people: Adios amigos. *left*
Dclick: What is wrong with these guys?
Nayomon: They don't use the same language twice.
Dclick: What? You're here?
Nayomon: I think you'll want to hold on to Ash before he gets lost in that place trying to find the aisle where the Pokemon Master's license is displayed.
Ash: They have one? Cool! *about to run off*
Dclick: *held on to Ash* Not so fast. Are you forgetting something?
Ash: *thinks for a moment* I don't think so.
Dclick: Yes you are. You forgot about me. Besides, don't you remember that you probably can't afford it?
Ash: ^ ^; So?
Dclick: So, *takes out IC* I can help you get it. Cheap.
Ash: What are we waiting for! Let's go! *drags Dclick into the bustling mega mall with Pikachu on his hat*
Will: Okay, what are you here for?
Nayomon: Now that I'm here, I will warn you about Karen who will flame your *beep* off if she finds you.
Will: What's the big idea about telling her where I am?
Nayomon: This is for TCL. You and her are her favorite characters so I will not lay a finger on you guys but if one of the other decides to do something however...things could get messy.
Will: OO;;;;;; *an idea hits him* Ouch! That hurts. I know! I'll use this! *takes out Double Power Destroyer Canon* Hahahahaha! Now I will feel safe! *walks in to the mega mall and being met by a couple of stares*
Sabrina: *turns herself back to her old form* That's much better. *faces me* Hand me your IC so I can buy the Psychic's Patented Revenge Kit for the Psychics. Or else.
Nayomon: Or else what? *uses author powers to bring Psychokinetic Freak here*
Psychokinetic Freak: *confused*
Nayomon: *uses author powers some more to make a box appear in Psychokinetic Freak's hands*
Psychokinetic Freak: Pretty box. *opens it*
An entire swarm of flies came buzzing out.
Sabrina: NNOOOOO!!! YOU FOOL!!!! YOU HAVE RELEASED THE EVIL TOOTSIE FLIES OF DOOM!!!!! NOW WE WILL PERISH!!!!!! *teleports self to dimension EI*
Psychokinetic Freak: Oh goody! *frolics into the flower-filled plain until a personal rain cloud appears* Oh *beep*.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *being followed by Giovanni* Nice shop you have here.
Nayomon: Be my guest. Everything you want is all yours.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *walks in followed by Giovanni*
Giovanni: *smirks evilly at me then focuses his attention towards escaping from Princess Esther of Hyrule to get to the to the YK destruction aisle*
We now go back to see Mew and Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: *finally wakes up from the trance of the dodo and fries Mew*
Mew: *snaps back to reality after being fried*
Mewtwo: *changes himself back to Mewtwo* That's it! *uses Psychic powers to turn Mew into an Umbreon.
Mew: Eeps! You turned me into a Dark Pokemon you freak!
Mewtwo: You deserve it.
Mew: What for? *tries to turn Mewtwo into a hamburger but finds out that it can't*
Mewtwo: You're a Dark-type Pokemon. You can't use psychic now!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! I am so EVIL!!!!!!!
Mew: If I can't do that then I'll just have to do this. *takes a bite on Mewtwo's nice tail*
Mewtwo: Ouch! *runs away with Mew still on his tail* Watch the underpants!
Mew: OO You have one?
Mewtwo: OO You don't?
Mew: *stares at Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: *stares at Mew*
Mew/Mewtwo: *stare at each other*
Mew: *lets go of Mewtwo and screams* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S GOT UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *screams* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S GOT NO UNDERPANTS!!!!! OH THE HUMILITY AND HUMANITY!!!!!! OH GOD, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
And so we leave two screaming Pokemon to yell about underpants. We now see Misty, who has gotten free from the fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy for some various reasons who is also now cleaned with the help of a dish washer, (Ahem.) along with the now rejected member of Hell, Tracey.
Misty: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YK!!!!! And you *points to Tracey* Will be my ever sniveling and loyal sidekick, Terror Tracey!!! Mwahahahahahaahaah!!!!!
Tracey: Wait a minute. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I mean, all the other authors like TCL made me the evil one with Darth Gary as my second hand. I demand to be the evil one. You have no experience!!!
Misty: Hell if I care!!!!
Tracey: I do!!! So make me!!!!
Misty: Make what?
Tracey: *takes out OBIR which he stole from a baby* Make me a sandwich!!! *presses the button but has it backwards*
Misty: *picks up OBIR and makes the sandwich back into Tracey* Now will you cooperate?
Terror Tracey: Okay. *pouts behind Misty's back*
Misty: We will have to start our reign of terror in the next chapter!
Terror Tracey: Why?
Misty: We have to build headquarters of course!! *throws Terror Tracey a hammer and some nails* Start building. *opens a deck chair and gets a tan*
After 25 hours, the mega mall closed. There are a lot of activities going on outside the mall though.
Giovanni: *manages to get what he wants* Ha ha!! *points it at me who is sitting on a bench eating marshmallows with Pikachu at my side* You die now! *presses the button on the spray can that says 'YK Be Gone' but nothing comes out* What?! *checks the expiration date* NOOO!!!! It's one second over the expiration date!!!! Damn it!!!
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Calm down Gio. I'll get you something better. *leads Giovanni away*
Karen: *takes out flamethrower* Hah!!! I have finally found you!!! *points it at Will*
Will: *takes out Double Power Destroyer Cannon* Your going down!
Due to the fact that TCL might be reading this, I will have to do something to avoid blood, mess and chaos. (mine if I hurt either Will or Karen)
Karen/Will: *shoot but missed* WHAT THE-? *shoots again but this time fries either ex-Hall member Bruno or the Psychokinetic Freak* Gr. *gets so frustrated, they just forgot about it and went for pizza*
Ash: I've got it! *waves license in the air* Thanks! *hugs Dclick*
Dclick: *blushes* Let's go and celebrate with Haze! *teleports Ash and herself to where Haze is*
In the Pokemon World, we see search teams all over the world searching for the newest criminal mastermind, Scorpion Koga.
Scorpion Koga: *in a military base he stole* Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Clair: Yeah, sure. And Hell froze over.
Reporter guy on TV: News flash! Criminal mastermind Scorpion Koga has just committed one of the most devastating thing that anyone can do. He had managed to make Hell froze over.
Devil: *walks up and takes the microphone from reporter guy on TV* I want the heat back you *beeper*!!! How the Hell is anyone going to be tortured without the scorching heat!? I'm talking to you Scorpion Koga! *shakes fist at camera*
Clair: OO;;;;
AFN: Hope this is funny enough. Tune in next time. I'm going to give out the title for the next fic just this once. It's called: Chapter fIvE: I Wants Marshmallow! The letter I in the title stand for both Insanity and me and we demand marshmallows. See ya! It will come out quite late though.
A/N: Hi ya everybody! A little note: Ash may be my most favorite character of all but I'm not giving him any slack and I don't mind Ash bashing. But looks like this is where I'm giving him a break. This chapter will have Ash worshipping instead of bashing. This is for the enjoyment of Dclick and other Ash lovers but unfortunately to the disappointment of Iccorp2 and other Ash haters. Dclick is in this one. To Mewtwo fans: Sorry for the little bit of Mewtwo bashing but I'll try to make up for it here (maybe). And no, I'm not selling MY insanity. *locks head up in an iron casket put in a high security vault with all the security system from every single decade* Ha ha! You can't get it now! *the whole thing falls apart* ;_; Sorry this took so long!
I also found two more authors to put on my dedications list. RainbowSerenity and Gatomon. Hope you have fun reading this.
Disclaimer: Pokemon is not mine. If it were, I would be adding pictures all over the place.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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Mewtwo: *still a dodo and still pecking Mew*
Mew: *still a dodo and still pecking Mewtwo*
Will: *manages to tame Sabrina the overlarge Sumo then changes himself back to Will* Alright! *changes Sabrina into a horse* Get along little doggy! *kicks Sabrina*
Sabrina: *neighs and runs* [Ow! That hurts!]
Will: *riding Sabrina* [Sorry.]
Meanwhile...
Ash: *crawled out of the lake and walks in a random direction and finds himself standing in front of the House of Haunting Stuff* Wonder where's Pikachu?
As if in answer to his question, Pikachu's screams were heard coming from the inside.
Ash: *looks inside to see not only the tree with a chainsaw and a toaster with a laser but also other stuff like a rake with a vacuum cleaner* Great! How am I gonna get him outta there?
Dclick: Hey Ash! *gets near him* What are you doing here?
Ash: ^ ^; Umm. trying to get my Pikachu?
Dclick: Is that all? *uses author powers to make Pikachu appear in front of them*
Ash: *picks up Pikachu* Gee, thanks.
The Haunting Stuff: *comes out of the door* Hey! Get back here!
Suddenly, Will rides up and the Haunting Stuff got squished under Sabrina's hooves.
Will: Hey guys. What's up?
Dclick: What's up with the horse in weird clothing?
Sabrina: [It's me. Sabrina]
Dclick/Ash: OO
Sabrina: [No, I am NOT hiding from the evil Tootsie flies of doom.]
Meanwhile...
Funny looking people: Mmm. Good. *eats a piece of Jessie's leg, James's torso and Meowth's head*
In the Pokemon world...
Lance: Where's Will? I need him for a while? *hides a mallet behind his back*
Nayomon: For the sake of TCL, you are NOT going to bash him in my fic.
Lance: Aww. *walks away*
Bruno: Have you seen Will? I wanna ask him something. *holds a paper behind his back which contains the question '0+1=?' while looking very dopey*
Nayomon: How did you get alive?
Bruno: Well, the devil said we are too evil to be in Hell and we can't go to Heaven so we stay here.
Nayomon: *snaps fingers*
Pikachu: *throws a Holy Grenade at Bruno*
Holy Grenade: *sings in an all-so heavenly voice* Halleluiah, alleluia, alleluia. *blows up Bruno*
Bruno: *since he can't go to Hell or Heaven, (even if I did use the Holy Grenade) his mangled bundle of a body ended up in Cape Kaban*
Karen: *steps up* Where's Will? *hides flamethrower behind her back since she gave OBIR away to someone*
(For your information, I have no grudge against Will and he's okay in my books but...I couldn't resist. ^-^ And since Karen will be the one bashing him, TCL has nothing against me. Mwahahahahahahahaahaha! *cough*)
Koga: *comes up to me* Hello. Where's Will? *hides Sane-poison powder behind back*
Advertisement: The Sane-poison powder! Guaranteed to make your enemies (and friends) sane and kill them after seventy-four minutes!
Pikachu: Pi ka, chu pi ka pika. {Ya ya, we get the message.} *shocks the advertisement away*
Koga: *sweat dropping* So, have you seen him? *innocent look*
Nayomon: TCL will kill me and bury me six-feet-under if I told you. Now back off. *use Morpheus, which is now a Sniper, to kill Koga* Wait a minute! How did you get out the SCAN realm!?
Flashback
Koga: *as a car*...
Gary: *got cleaned by a duck wash and trying to escape Diapers*
Diapers: Wait! We need you!
Gary: *sees Koga the car, breaks in to him and drives him*
Diapers: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Psychokinetic Freak: *passes by*
Diapers: *eyes follows him until he pasts* GET HIM!!!!! *chases the Psychokinetic Freak who just wanted some soda-flavoured frying pans*
Gary: *drives into the Gingerbread man and Pussy's well*
Tooth fairy: *comes by, waves wand and chases Stupid Cupid*
Koga: *now human and back in the Pokemon world*
Gary: *ends up in Some-Bucking region as the Burger boy*
A moose: I'd like to have a Professor Oak burger please. With fries.
End of flashback
Nayomon: Instead of getting Will, why not... *whispers something to Koga*
Koga: All right! *runs off*
Nayomon: Let's go before they find out. *gets into the SCAN realm through the bottle on the wall*
Pikachu: *follows*
In the SCAN realm.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: How bout getting me a ring Gio?
Giovanni: [Note to self, take over YK's power to control fics after killing YK] Sure. [Another mental note: Buy weapon to do it.]
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Then let's go! I'm gonna buy a few things too. *gets a cab*
Giovanni: *follows*
And as for Dclick and co. ...
Funny looking people: *looking for berries and sees Dclick and company* Seno taerg eht sti. (backwards)
Dclick: Huh?
More funny looking people: Sugoi wa! *leads them somewhere*
Ash: *clueless*
Will: *trying to read their minds but all that came to him was 'Yoga diga hula'*
Sabrina: *resisting the urge to eat grass and to scream about the evil Tootsie flies of doom*
They had all finally come to a stop. They turned out to be in front of the Everything-You-Want-Mega Mall. The place where everything you want are sold. The maximum price for all the items would be about a hundred bucks. Which is NOT cheap as they are very aggressive and intelligent. (For some very annoying reason) It has a special discount for Pokemon humor authors with the Insane Card (IC).
The funny looking people: We have to go. *left*
One of the funny looking people: Adios amigos. *left*
Dclick: What is wrong with these guys?
Nayomon: They don't use the same language twice.
Dclick: What? You're here?
Nayomon: I think you'll want to hold on to Ash before he gets lost in that place trying to find the aisle where the Pokemon Master's license is displayed.
Ash: They have one? Cool! *about to run off*
Dclick: *held on to Ash* Not so fast. Are you forgetting something?
Ash: *thinks for a moment* I don't think so.
Dclick: Yes you are. You forgot about me. Besides, don't you remember that you probably can't afford it?
Ash: ^ ^; So?
Dclick: So, *takes out IC* I can help you get it. Cheap.
Ash: What are we waiting for! Let's go! *drags Dclick into the bustling mega mall with Pikachu on his hat*
Will: Okay, what are you here for?
Nayomon: Now that I'm here, I will warn you about Karen who will flame your *beep* off if she finds you.
Will: What's the big idea about telling her where I am?
Nayomon: This is for TCL. You and her are her favorite characters so I will not lay a finger on you guys but if one of the other decides to do something however...things could get messy.
Will: OO;;;;;; *an idea hits him* Ouch! That hurts. I know! I'll use this! *takes out Double Power Destroyer Canon* Hahahahaha! Now I will feel safe! *walks in to the mega mall and being met by a couple of stares*
Sabrina: *turns herself back to her old form* That's much better. *faces me* Hand me your IC so I can buy the Psychic's Patented Revenge Kit for the Psychics. Or else.
Nayomon: Or else what? *uses author powers to bring Psychokinetic Freak here*
Psychokinetic Freak: *confused*
Nayomon: *uses author powers some more to make a box appear in Psychokinetic Freak's hands*
Psychokinetic Freak: Pretty box. *opens it*
An entire swarm of flies came buzzing out.
Sabrina: NNOOOOO!!! YOU FOOL!!!! YOU HAVE RELEASED THE EVIL TOOTSIE FLIES OF DOOM!!!!! NOW WE WILL PERISH!!!!!! *teleports self to dimension EI*
Psychokinetic Freak: Oh goody! *frolics into the flower-filled plain until a personal rain cloud appears* Oh *beep*.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *being followed by Giovanni* Nice shop you have here.
Nayomon: Be my guest. Everything you want is all yours.
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *walks in followed by Giovanni*
Giovanni: *smirks evilly at me then focuses his attention towards escaping from Princess Esther of Hyrule to get to the to the YK destruction aisle*
We now go back to see Mew and Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: *finally wakes up from the trance of the dodo and fries Mew*
Mew: *snaps back to reality after being fried*
Mewtwo: *changes himself back to Mewtwo* That's it! *uses Psychic powers to turn Mew into an Umbreon.
Mew: Eeps! You turned me into a Dark Pokemon you freak!
Mewtwo: You deserve it.
Mew: What for? *tries to turn Mewtwo into a hamburger but finds out that it can't*
Mewtwo: You're a Dark-type Pokemon. You can't use psychic now!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! I am so EVIL!!!!!!!
Mew: If I can't do that then I'll just have to do this. *takes a bite on Mewtwo's nice tail*
Mewtwo: Ouch! *runs away with Mew still on his tail* Watch the underpants!
Mew: OO You have one?
Mewtwo: OO You don't?
Mew: *stares at Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: *stares at Mew*
Mew/Mewtwo: *stare at each other*
Mew: *lets go of Mewtwo and screams* AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S GOT UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: *screams* AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S GOT NO UNDERPANTS!!!!! OH THE HUMILITY AND HUMANITY!!!!!! OH GOD, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
And so we leave two screaming Pokemon to yell about underpants. We now see Misty, who has gotten free from the fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy for some various reasons who is also now cleaned with the help of a dish washer, (Ahem.) along with the now rejected member of Hell, Tracey.
Misty: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YK!!!!! And you *points to Tracey* Will be my ever sniveling and loyal sidekick, Terror Tracey!!! Mwahahahahahaahaah!!!!!
Tracey: Wait a minute. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? I mean, all the other authors like TCL made me the evil one with Darth Gary as my second hand. I demand to be the evil one. You have no experience!!!
Misty: Hell if I care!!!!
Tracey: I do!!! So make me!!!!
Misty: Make what?
Tracey: *takes out OBIR which he stole from a baby* Make me a sandwich!!! *presses the button but has it backwards*
Misty: *picks up OBIR and makes the sandwich back into Tracey* Now will you cooperate?
Terror Tracey: Okay. *pouts behind Misty's back*
Misty: We will have to start our reign of terror in the next chapter!
Terror Tracey: Why?
Misty: We have to build headquarters of course!! *throws Terror Tracey a hammer and some nails* Start building. *opens a deck chair and gets a tan*
After 25 hours, the mega mall closed. There are a lot of activities going on outside the mall though.
Giovanni: *manages to get what he wants* Ha ha!! *points it at me who is sitting on a bench eating marshmallows with Pikachu at my side* You die now! *presses the button on the spray can that says 'YK Be Gone' but nothing comes out* What?! *checks the expiration date* NOOO!!!! It's one second over the expiration date!!!! Damn it!!!
Princess Esther of Hyrule: Calm down Gio. I'll get you something better. *leads Giovanni away*
Karen: *takes out flamethrower* Hah!!! I have finally found you!!! *points it at Will*
Will: *takes out Double Power Destroyer Cannon* Your going down!
Due to the fact that TCL might be reading this, I will have to do something to avoid blood, mess and chaos. (mine if I hurt either Will or Karen)
Karen/Will: *shoot but missed* WHAT THE-? *shoots again but this time fries either ex-Hall member Bruno or the Psychokinetic Freak* Gr. *gets so frustrated, they just forgot about it and went for pizza*
Ash: I've got it! *waves license in the air* Thanks! *hugs Dclick*
Dclick: *blushes* Let's go and celebrate with Haze! *teleports Ash and herself to where Haze is*
In the Pokemon World, we see search teams all over the world searching for the newest criminal mastermind, Scorpion Koga.
Scorpion Koga: *in a military base he stole* Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Clair: Yeah, sure. And Hell froze over.
Reporter guy on TV: News flash! Criminal mastermind Scorpion Koga has just committed one of the most devastating thing that anyone can do. He had managed to make Hell froze over.
Devil: *walks up and takes the microphone from reporter guy on TV* I want the heat back you *beeper*!!! How the Hell is anyone going to be tortured without the scorching heat!? I'm talking to you Scorpion Koga! *shakes fist at camera*
Clair: OO;;;;
AFN: Hope this is funny enough. Tune in next time. I'm going to give out the title for the next fic just this once. It's called: Chapter fIvE: I Wants Marshmallow! The letter I in the title stand for both Insanity and me and we demand marshmallows. See ya! It will come out quite late though.