Chapter fIvE: I wants marshmallows! (The X'mas Edition)
A/N: If anyone had not seen the notice below in the last chapter, the letter I in the title stands for Insanity and me. We demand marshmallows because we're insane! This isn't really funny. But enjoy all the same. Marshmallows are my favorite food so don't you dare!!!
Legendary-Raikou is now part of the dedications list. Good luck with your fic! Guess Dawn the Espeon is in too. I like her fics!! ^-^
Disclaimer: Pokemon does not belong to me because Raichu didn't dive for the melted fudge. Thank you for reading this.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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When last seen, Evil Misty and Terror Tracey were working on their headquarters. Now that they've finished, they will start doing bad, bad things to try and take over YK's power.
Evil Misty: Mwahahahahahahaha! I will now come up with a plan to steal YK's powers!
Terror Tracey: *secretly mutters behind Evil Misty's back* Must find way to kill Misty and do what an evil Tracey should do. TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Not some stupid authors powers. It's just not right. It's too original. Why didn't YK go with the classics?
Evil Misty: Hey! Terror Tracey! Go and get these things. *gives him a list*
Terror Tracey: Aw. Do I have to? *pouts*
Evil Misty: Of course. Do it now...or else do my HOMEWORK!!! Mwahahahahahahaahhahahaha!
Terror Tracey: Eeeps! I'm going, I'm going. YK made her way too scary. *goes to the Everything-You-Want-Mega mall to get them*
Evil Misty: Mwahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha! Soon the entire Universe of Fan Fiction writing will be mine and mine alone!!!! Mwahahahahahahaahahaahaha!
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Dotty the Pretty: Oh great one, your marvelous beauty signifies the ever so orange and fat hippopotamus of the wondrous junkyard.
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Ooh. Dotty.
Sabrina: *accidentally barge in on their honeymoon* What the-
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Ah! A bug!
Sabrina: Where?
Dotty the Pretty: Right here. *takes out a machine gun and blast Bugzilla that is standing behind Sabrina*
Sabrina: *sees the machine gun and the now dead Bugzilla* I'll leave now. *teleports to the Pokemon world*
Dotty the Pretty: That is done and said. Now will you do the honors?
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Okay. *takes a salmon and knocks Dotty the Pretty off a cliff*
Bugzilla ghost: Strange customs.
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Super Spy Morty is now in the headquarters of one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds of all time. He has to be very careful...
Suddenly, the lights come on. Scorpion Koga was standing next to the light switch.
Scorpion Koga: So, you have come at last Super Spy Morty.
Super Spy Morty: You have finally shown yourself Scorpion Koga.
Scorpion Koga: Come join me and we will rule this insignificant planet together.
Super Spy Morty: *mimics Luke Skywalker's voice* Never. You killed my father!
Scorpion Koga: *imitates Darth Vader's voice* I am your father.
Just then Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader stepped in.
Luke: Hey, that's my line!
Darth Vader: You stole my line!
Scorpion Koga: Now it is mine!
Super Spy Morty: I had to say something.
Luke: That is no excuse.
Darth Vader: You have stolen my line and you will pay! *takes out light saber*
Luke: What he said. *takes out his light saber too*
Scorpion Koga: You will have to do better than that! *takes out a light saber of his own*
Darth Vader: So that's where the extra one went.
Super Spy Morty: Uhh... *takes out a torchlight*
Luke: Your gonna fight with that?
Super Spy Morty: This is as close to a light saber as I can get.
Luke: Whatever.
And so they started to fight in the global headquarters of the biggest cheese critic in the world.
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Gary: Here you go. Two double cheeseburgers, no pickles, along with two orders of large fries and two Ice Lemon Tea.
Nayomon: *takes it and pays* Thanks. *heads over to a table where Pikachu is waiting*
Pikachu: *stuff some fries into his mouth* Pika pika pi pika chu. {Gary makes a better burger boy than the last one.}
Nayomon: You said it. This burger tastes better than the last one.
Sabrina suddenly teleports her self into some stag's chicken burger.
Stag: Sheesh. I thought humans would like to have a little dignity and now they've gone and done this. What have they haven't done?
Sabrina: Getting rid of ventriloquist dummies with evil and calculating minds?
Stag: Nah. I saw one did that before.
Sabrina: Want another burger?
Stag: Sure.
When they left the table, the stag punches Sabrina and knocks her out cold.
Stag: Yeah right. *cleans his hooves and gets another chicken burger*
Pikachu: *continues to eat his burger* Pika pika pi chu. {That was another one.}
Nayomon: The residents of Some Bucking Region must REALLY hate humans. *takes a drink.
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Radio Tower in Goldenrod City.
DJ: Well, folks. Since it's almost Christmas, we have a special program called 'Get The Answer You Wish For'. It starts......... Now!
Caller #1: What happened to the tortoise after he won the race with the rabbit?
DJ: The tortoise died.
Caller #1: Why?
DJ: Because after the race with the rabbit, it challenged the cheetah.
Scene of some forest.
Tortoise: Now where is he?
He keeps looking.
Tortoise: *push back some leaves* Aha! There you are!
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: *points at the cheetah* I want to challenge you!
(This is the part where I start making things up.)
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: What's the matter? Scared?
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbi-
Cheetah: *flicks out it's long, sticky tongue and eats it* Rib bit. Rib bit.
Scene changes back to the DJ.
Caller #1: Um... Bye! *hung up*
DJ: Next question please?
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We see Scorpion Koga standing above the Tin Tower holding a dictionary.
Scorpion Koga: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *cough*
Reader (That's you.): Hey! What happened to Super Spy Morty and the guys from Star Wars?
Scorpion Koga: Take a look for yourself. *says something out of the dictionary* Pictorial phlegm! *changes the scene to somewhere*
We see Super Spy Morty about to cut an apple pie in half in his mansion/villa.
Super Spy Morty: Hey! *changes the scene with a remote control nearby*
We see Luke and Darth Vader carrying a sack to their hotel room.
Darth Vader: *opens the sack* Give me back lines! Or my extra light saber at least.
Devil: *comes out* What the-
Luke: Eeeps! *jumps onto the bed, curls himself up and keeps chanting* I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.
Devil: *stares at him* What's with him?
Darth Vader: Don't know.
We come back to see Scorpion Koga on the Tin Tower with a dictionary.
Scorpion Koga: *yells down* CAN. I. START. MY. EVIL. PLAN. NOW?
Nayomon: *yells back up* YES. START. ALREADY!!!!!!
Scorpion Koga: *clears throat* Now I am ready to take over the universe! Mwahahahahahahaahhahahah!!!!!
DClick: Hey, YK. What's up?
Nayomon: *points up to the tower*
DClick: Okay.
Nayomon: I'm gonna get some stuff ready. *about to walk away*
DClick: What stuff?
Nayomon: The presents for you some of the other authors. Not all of them though. Since I only know some of their favorite stuff and all.
DClick: Cool!
Nayomon: Where's Ash?
DClick: Dropped him off at the Indigo Plateau. He was persistent and he wanted to show off the license he just bought. *puts on a face*
Nayomon: Then follow me. You can help.
DClick: Cool!
Both authors disappeared and appeared at some other place filled with lots of things. Including marshmallows the size of Godzilla.
Nayomon: Yippeeeeeee!!! *jumps onto one of the biggest marshmallows around and sinks face in it*
DClick: Weird place. *pokes the floor* Even the floor is fluffy.
Nayomon: *after a few bounces and a nibble, I came down* This is where I keep all the presents. The fluffy floor is in case someone falls off the marshmallows. *Bruno fell of a marshmallow and the fluffy floor parts to let him hit solid ground and he appears a bloody mangled mess into Cape Kaban* See Giovanni and all the Baklava there? That pile is for Princess Esther of Hyrule.
Giovanni: Why am I holding up a year's supply of Baklava and not going anywhere?
Nayomon: Because your not going anywhere until I let you.
DClick: Anything for me?
Nayomon: Not sure of what you like to eat, but I dragged Ash all the way here and I've put him at the pile full of Yu-Gi-Oh cards!!!! Hope you like them. Couldn't get Yu-Gi-Oh himself here though. Not sure if you want him anyway.
Flashback.
We see Nayomon trying to get Yu-Gi-Oh through the door.
Yu-Gi-Oh: No! I'm not going in! *struggles*
Nayomon: Oh yes you are! *my God of Obelisk card flew out my pocket and gets carried away by the wind*
Yu-Gi-Oh: That yours? *points to it*
Nayomon: *looks around* Hey! *chases the card* I paid good money for you!
Yu-Gi-Oh: *runs back*
Nayomon: *comes back with card in hand* Oh shoot.
End of Flashback.
Nayomon: [Maybe I should've summoned that God of Obelisk and make HIM sic Yu-Gi-Oh instead of chasing him myself...]
DClick: Wow! *about to go bury herself in the pile of cards and drag Ash in*
Nayomon: *stops her* Nope. You've gotta wait.
DClick: Oh...
Nayomon: Until the end of the story anyway. Since you're the one who reviewed me the most, you get a Millennium Headgear. *Millennium Headgear appears on the pile*
DClick: Yay! *looks at the pile with glittery eyes*
Nayomon: *checks on the other gifts* Cookies with Will and Karen for TCL, check! *ticks one of a clipboard*
Will: *tied to a candy cane* This sucks.
Karen: *tied to the same candy cane* This really sucks.
Will: *decides to try the candy cane* Mm. Peppermint.
Nayomon: Pizza for BookGirl2003, Cheesenips for Pyro Vulpix, Chlorinated bleach for Lccorp2, Super Spy Morty for Corrector Yui, and The Whatever You Want Stocking for Christmas for Pinkdragonflame and Salamonder3.(Don't know her favorite stuff so they can at least have something to get what they want.)
After finished checking all the presents, I go bury myself in the wonderful, fluffy and sweet marshmallows that can be available anywhere around this place. But not before I check on my elves.
Nayomon: Elf #1?
Elf #1 (Psychokinetic Freak in elf costume): Here.
Nayomon: Elf #2?
Elf #2 (Dotty the Pretty in elf costume): Here.
Nayomon: Elf #3?
Elf #3 (Fifty foot freak of a fairy): Here.
Nayomon: Now that everybody is here, prepare the setting!
Elves: *get to work*
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DJ: Yes?
Caller #56: Why do I have to bring presents to all the kids in the world?
DJ: For one thing, you get 354 days off. Another, if you don't. *makes a very scary voice* Rambo's coming to get ya!
Caller #56: Eeps. *hangs up*
DJ: Hello.
Caller: #57: How do you get the nightmare before Christmas?
DJ: Get your head stuck in the snow and cover yourself with tar while you get a ferret to aim a flamethrower that's throwing flame at you.
Caller #57: Thanks. *hang up*
Caller #58: Why did the chicken cross the road?
DJ: To do suicide or try to get a little fame by trying to crack to lamest joke in history. Next.
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Scorpion Koga: *yelling various things from the dictionary*Concertina Plausible!
People: *turning into steamed pudding*
Scorpion Koga: Ha ha ha!!!!! Plateaus Optical!
Trees: *all came towards Koga with a chainsaw*
Scorpion Koga: Eeeps! *flips through the dictionary* Orin Barhop!
Toasters: *come at Koga with lasers*
Koga: *starts to panic and flips through the dictionary again* Lumbago Asparagus!
GI Joe suddenly appeared.
GI Joe: What the hell happened?
Devil: *suddenly appeared* Who called?
Koga: *getting shaky due to the fact that the tree and toaster are coming nearer*
Devil: *turns around* What the- *gets eaten destroyed by the trees and the toasters*
Suddenly out of Nowhere...
Courage the Cowardly Dog: Joy to the world, the devil's dead. And I chopped up his head!!!!! *takes a large axe out of thin air and proceeds to chop the head to bits*
The body somehow ended up in the world of the Powerpuff Girls. *shudders* Screams and the sound of girls wetting their underwear were heard. (Yayness!)
Koga: *threw the dictionary away and started to say the first thing that came to his mind* Cheese and crackers!!!!
The trees with the chainsaws, the toasters with the lasers and GI Joe all disappeared and a tsunami of molten wax comes in its place.
Koga: Squeak.
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Evil Misty: And now with this peanut, lemon, broccoli and this box, I will make a laser that will destroy YK in an instant!!! Mwahahahaahhahaha!!!!!
Terror Tracey: Maybe I should audition for AIADI now. Hope they'll accept an evil twin Tracey.
Nayomon: *in big booming voice mode* You cannot leave. One Tracey in that fic is enough. If you go, I give the curse of Ever Pencil Breaking!!!
Terror Tracey: No!! *hugs all his new sketches and paper*
Evil Misty: What are you yelling about?
Terror Tracey: The voice!! I hear the voice!!!
Evil Misty: *stuffs Terror Tracey into an empty can of Coco Cola* Hear that? That's not the voice. That's not even the wind of change. That's the sound of me stuffing you into a can!!!!!
Terror Tracey: *makes puppy dog noises*
Evil Misty: *ignores it* And now I will start my evil plan!!!! *holds up something held together with glue* Behold the Hebrew thing!!!!
Nayomon: *in big booming voice mode again* That things isn't even go to church for crying out loud!!
Evil misty: So. *hold up thing* Prepare to die!!!!! *the whole thing falls apart* Damn it.
Nayomon: *still in big booming voice mode* I could use you... *points to the tipped over Coco Cola can* He comes too.
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We now see a stage. The spotlight lights up and the red curtain parts. We see a whole lot of people/Pokemon/Non-People/Non-Pokemon on stage. Behind them are piles of gifts. Music starts to play.
Music: DIGIMON!! DIGITAL MONSTERS!! DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!
Nayomon: Hey!!! (I like the Digimon music but POKEMON ROCKS WAY BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!) *kicks the DJ away and changes the music to some better Christmas tunes like the one sang by Hillary Duff for Santa Claus 2 for example*
DClick: *jumps into the pile of cards while dragging Ash in and wears the cool Millennium Headgear*
Lccorp2: *hugs all the bottles of chlorinated bleach*
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *snuggles Giovanni on top of the Baklava pile*
Pyro Vulpix: *burying self in the ever so cheesy Cheesenips*
TCL: *hugs the cookies handed over by Will and Karen in Santa clothing*
Corrector9Yui: *snuggles Super Spy Morty*
Bookgirl2003: *lies on top of her mountain of pizza* (They're still in their boxes okay?)
Pinkdragonflame/Salamander3: *has fun with the stockings*
Nayomon: And now for the Grande Finale!!!!
The curtains closed. When it opens again, we can see some extras. The Legendaries and the Eveelutions are here. The real Santa Claus is here too. The Elite Four and Champion Lance arrive too. Evil Misty and Terror Tracey come3s in wearing a Jynx and a Dewgong Costume. The two start to pretend to make snow while the elves handle the curtains, lights and special effects.
Everybody: Merry Christmas!!!! *confetti and snow showers down*
Nayomon: Now, the part that you've been waiting for, PARTY AT THE AUTHORS LOUNGE!!!!!! (Can I come in there? ^-^)
Everybody Else: Yay!!!! *stampedes out of there* The red curtain closes. I stand in the spot light. Soft X'mas music plays.
Nayomon: THANK YOU EVERYBODY!!!! And one more time. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!! *bows*
Spotlight turns off and the whole thing goes dark.
The End of the of this chapter!!! ^-^
AFN: I may be starting a guest role. DClick is already in it. Those who want to be in it, please leave in your pen name and favorite stuff.
A/N: If anyone had not seen the notice below in the last chapter, the letter I in the title stands for Insanity and me. We demand marshmallows because we're insane! This isn't really funny. But enjoy all the same. Marshmallows are my favorite food so don't you dare!!!
Legendary-Raikou is now part of the dedications list. Good luck with your fic! Guess Dawn the Espeon is in too. I like her fics!! ^-^
Disclaimer: Pokemon does not belong to me because Raichu didn't dive for the melted fudge. Thank you for reading this.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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When last seen, Evil Misty and Terror Tracey were working on their headquarters. Now that they've finished, they will start doing bad, bad things to try and take over YK's power.
Evil Misty: Mwahahahahahahaha! I will now come up with a plan to steal YK's powers!
Terror Tracey: *secretly mutters behind Evil Misty's back* Must find way to kill Misty and do what an evil Tracey should do. TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Not some stupid authors powers. It's just not right. It's too original. Why didn't YK go with the classics?
Evil Misty: Hey! Terror Tracey! Go and get these things. *gives him a list*
Terror Tracey: Aw. Do I have to? *pouts*
Evil Misty: Of course. Do it now...or else do my HOMEWORK!!! Mwahahahahahahaahhahahaha!
Terror Tracey: Eeeps! I'm going, I'm going. YK made her way too scary. *goes to the Everything-You-Want-Mega mall to get them*
Evil Misty: Mwahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha! Soon the entire Universe of Fan Fiction writing will be mine and mine alone!!!! Mwahahahahahahaahahaahaha!
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Dotty the Pretty: Oh great one, your marvelous beauty signifies the ever so orange and fat hippopotamus of the wondrous junkyard.
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Ooh. Dotty.
Sabrina: *accidentally barge in on their honeymoon* What the-
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Ah! A bug!
Sabrina: Where?
Dotty the Pretty: Right here. *takes out a machine gun and blast Bugzilla that is standing behind Sabrina*
Sabrina: *sees the machine gun and the now dead Bugzilla* I'll leave now. *teleports to the Pokemon world*
Dotty the Pretty: That is done and said. Now will you do the honors?
Fifty-foot yodeling freak of a fairy: Okay. *takes a salmon and knocks Dotty the Pretty off a cliff*
Bugzilla ghost: Strange customs.
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Super Spy Morty is now in the headquarters of one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds of all time. He has to be very careful...
Suddenly, the lights come on. Scorpion Koga was standing next to the light switch.
Scorpion Koga: So, you have come at last Super Spy Morty.
Super Spy Morty: You have finally shown yourself Scorpion Koga.
Scorpion Koga: Come join me and we will rule this insignificant planet together.
Super Spy Morty: *mimics Luke Skywalker's voice* Never. You killed my father!
Scorpion Koga: *imitates Darth Vader's voice* I am your father.
Just then Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader stepped in.
Luke: Hey, that's my line!
Darth Vader: You stole my line!
Scorpion Koga: Now it is mine!
Super Spy Morty: I had to say something.
Luke: That is no excuse.
Darth Vader: You have stolen my line and you will pay! *takes out light saber*
Luke: What he said. *takes out his light saber too*
Scorpion Koga: You will have to do better than that! *takes out a light saber of his own*
Darth Vader: So that's where the extra one went.
Super Spy Morty: Uhh... *takes out a torchlight*
Luke: Your gonna fight with that?
Super Spy Morty: This is as close to a light saber as I can get.
Luke: Whatever.
And so they started to fight in the global headquarters of the biggest cheese critic in the world.
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Gary: Here you go. Two double cheeseburgers, no pickles, along with two orders of large fries and two Ice Lemon Tea.
Nayomon: *takes it and pays* Thanks. *heads over to a table where Pikachu is waiting*
Pikachu: *stuff some fries into his mouth* Pika pika pi pika chu. {Gary makes a better burger boy than the last one.}
Nayomon: You said it. This burger tastes better than the last one.
Sabrina suddenly teleports her self into some stag's chicken burger.
Stag: Sheesh. I thought humans would like to have a little dignity and now they've gone and done this. What have they haven't done?
Sabrina: Getting rid of ventriloquist dummies with evil and calculating minds?
Stag: Nah. I saw one did that before.
Sabrina: Want another burger?
Stag: Sure.
When they left the table, the stag punches Sabrina and knocks her out cold.
Stag: Yeah right. *cleans his hooves and gets another chicken burger*
Pikachu: *continues to eat his burger* Pika pika pi chu. {That was another one.}
Nayomon: The residents of Some Bucking Region must REALLY hate humans. *takes a drink.
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Radio Tower in Goldenrod City.
DJ: Well, folks. Since it's almost Christmas, we have a special program called 'Get The Answer You Wish For'. It starts......... Now!
Caller #1: What happened to the tortoise after he won the race with the rabbit?
DJ: The tortoise died.
Caller #1: Why?
DJ: Because after the race with the rabbit, it challenged the cheetah.
Scene of some forest.
Tortoise: Now where is he?
He keeps looking.
Tortoise: *push back some leaves* Aha! There you are!
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: *points at the cheetah* I want to challenge you!
(This is the part where I start making things up.)
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: What's the matter? Scared?
Cheetah: ...
Tortoise: Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbit! Cheetah is scared! Because I beat the rabbi-
Cheetah: *flicks out it's long, sticky tongue and eats it* Rib bit. Rib bit.
Scene changes back to the DJ.
Caller #1: Um... Bye! *hung up*
DJ: Next question please?
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We see Scorpion Koga standing above the Tin Tower holding a dictionary.
Scorpion Koga: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *cough*
Reader (That's you.): Hey! What happened to Super Spy Morty and the guys from Star Wars?
Scorpion Koga: Take a look for yourself. *says something out of the dictionary* Pictorial phlegm! *changes the scene to somewhere*
We see Super Spy Morty about to cut an apple pie in half in his mansion/villa.
Super Spy Morty: Hey! *changes the scene with a remote control nearby*
We see Luke and Darth Vader carrying a sack to their hotel room.
Darth Vader: *opens the sack* Give me back lines! Or my extra light saber at least.
Devil: *comes out* What the-
Luke: Eeeps! *jumps onto the bed, curls himself up and keeps chanting* I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.
Devil: *stares at him* What's with him?
Darth Vader: Don't know.
We come back to see Scorpion Koga on the Tin Tower with a dictionary.
Scorpion Koga: *yells down* CAN. I. START. MY. EVIL. PLAN. NOW?
Nayomon: *yells back up* YES. START. ALREADY!!!!!!
Scorpion Koga: *clears throat* Now I am ready to take over the universe! Mwahahahahahahaahhahahah!!!!!
DClick: Hey, YK. What's up?
Nayomon: *points up to the tower*
DClick: Okay.
Nayomon: I'm gonna get some stuff ready. *about to walk away*
DClick: What stuff?
Nayomon: The presents for you some of the other authors. Not all of them though. Since I only know some of their favorite stuff and all.
DClick: Cool!
Nayomon: Where's Ash?
DClick: Dropped him off at the Indigo Plateau. He was persistent and he wanted to show off the license he just bought. *puts on a face*
Nayomon: Then follow me. You can help.
DClick: Cool!
Both authors disappeared and appeared at some other place filled with lots of things. Including marshmallows the size of Godzilla.
Nayomon: Yippeeeeeee!!! *jumps onto one of the biggest marshmallows around and sinks face in it*
DClick: Weird place. *pokes the floor* Even the floor is fluffy.
Nayomon: *after a few bounces and a nibble, I came down* This is where I keep all the presents. The fluffy floor is in case someone falls off the marshmallows. *Bruno fell of a marshmallow and the fluffy floor parts to let him hit solid ground and he appears a bloody mangled mess into Cape Kaban* See Giovanni and all the Baklava there? That pile is for Princess Esther of Hyrule.
Giovanni: Why am I holding up a year's supply of Baklava and not going anywhere?
Nayomon: Because your not going anywhere until I let you.
DClick: Anything for me?
Nayomon: Not sure of what you like to eat, but I dragged Ash all the way here and I've put him at the pile full of Yu-Gi-Oh cards!!!! Hope you like them. Couldn't get Yu-Gi-Oh himself here though. Not sure if you want him anyway.
Flashback.
We see Nayomon trying to get Yu-Gi-Oh through the door.
Yu-Gi-Oh: No! I'm not going in! *struggles*
Nayomon: Oh yes you are! *my God of Obelisk card flew out my pocket and gets carried away by the wind*
Yu-Gi-Oh: That yours? *points to it*
Nayomon: *looks around* Hey! *chases the card* I paid good money for you!
Yu-Gi-Oh: *runs back*
Nayomon: *comes back with card in hand* Oh shoot.
End of Flashback.
Nayomon: [Maybe I should've summoned that God of Obelisk and make HIM sic Yu-Gi-Oh instead of chasing him myself...]
DClick: Wow! *about to go bury herself in the pile of cards and drag Ash in*
Nayomon: *stops her* Nope. You've gotta wait.
DClick: Oh...
Nayomon: Until the end of the story anyway. Since you're the one who reviewed me the most, you get a Millennium Headgear. *Millennium Headgear appears on the pile*
DClick: Yay! *looks at the pile with glittery eyes*
Nayomon: *checks on the other gifts* Cookies with Will and Karen for TCL, check! *ticks one of a clipboard*
Will: *tied to a candy cane* This sucks.
Karen: *tied to the same candy cane* This really sucks.
Will: *decides to try the candy cane* Mm. Peppermint.
Nayomon: Pizza for BookGirl2003, Cheesenips for Pyro Vulpix, Chlorinated bleach for Lccorp2, Super Spy Morty for Corrector Yui, and The Whatever You Want Stocking for Christmas for Pinkdragonflame and Salamonder3.(Don't know her favorite stuff so they can at least have something to get what they want.)
After finished checking all the presents, I go bury myself in the wonderful, fluffy and sweet marshmallows that can be available anywhere around this place. But not before I check on my elves.
Nayomon: Elf #1?
Elf #1 (Psychokinetic Freak in elf costume): Here.
Nayomon: Elf #2?
Elf #2 (Dotty the Pretty in elf costume): Here.
Nayomon: Elf #3?
Elf #3 (Fifty foot freak of a fairy): Here.
Nayomon: Now that everybody is here, prepare the setting!
Elves: *get to work*
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DJ: Yes?
Caller #56: Why do I have to bring presents to all the kids in the world?
DJ: For one thing, you get 354 days off. Another, if you don't. *makes a very scary voice* Rambo's coming to get ya!
Caller #56: Eeps. *hangs up*
DJ: Hello.
Caller: #57: How do you get the nightmare before Christmas?
DJ: Get your head stuck in the snow and cover yourself with tar while you get a ferret to aim a flamethrower that's throwing flame at you.
Caller #57: Thanks. *hang up*
Caller #58: Why did the chicken cross the road?
DJ: To do suicide or try to get a little fame by trying to crack to lamest joke in history. Next.
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Scorpion Koga: *yelling various things from the dictionary*Concertina Plausible!
People: *turning into steamed pudding*
Scorpion Koga: Ha ha ha!!!!! Plateaus Optical!
Trees: *all came towards Koga with a chainsaw*
Scorpion Koga: Eeeps! *flips through the dictionary* Orin Barhop!
Toasters: *come at Koga with lasers*
Koga: *starts to panic and flips through the dictionary again* Lumbago Asparagus!
GI Joe suddenly appeared.
GI Joe: What the hell happened?
Devil: *suddenly appeared* Who called?
Koga: *getting shaky due to the fact that the tree and toaster are coming nearer*
Devil: *turns around* What the- *gets eaten destroyed by the trees and the toasters*
Suddenly out of Nowhere...
Courage the Cowardly Dog: Joy to the world, the devil's dead. And I chopped up his head!!!!! *takes a large axe out of thin air and proceeds to chop the head to bits*
The body somehow ended up in the world of the Powerpuff Girls. *shudders* Screams and the sound of girls wetting their underwear were heard. (Yayness!)
Koga: *threw the dictionary away and started to say the first thing that came to his mind* Cheese and crackers!!!!
The trees with the chainsaws, the toasters with the lasers and GI Joe all disappeared and a tsunami of molten wax comes in its place.
Koga: Squeak.
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Evil Misty: And now with this peanut, lemon, broccoli and this box, I will make a laser that will destroy YK in an instant!!! Mwahahahaahhahaha!!!!!
Terror Tracey: Maybe I should audition for AIADI now. Hope they'll accept an evil twin Tracey.
Nayomon: *in big booming voice mode* You cannot leave. One Tracey in that fic is enough. If you go, I give the curse of Ever Pencil Breaking!!!
Terror Tracey: No!! *hugs all his new sketches and paper*
Evil Misty: What are you yelling about?
Terror Tracey: The voice!! I hear the voice!!!
Evil Misty: *stuffs Terror Tracey into an empty can of Coco Cola* Hear that? That's not the voice. That's not even the wind of change. That's the sound of me stuffing you into a can!!!!!
Terror Tracey: *makes puppy dog noises*
Evil Misty: *ignores it* And now I will start my evil plan!!!! *holds up something held together with glue* Behold the Hebrew thing!!!!
Nayomon: *in big booming voice mode again* That things isn't even go to church for crying out loud!!
Evil misty: So. *hold up thing* Prepare to die!!!!! *the whole thing falls apart* Damn it.
Nayomon: *still in big booming voice mode* I could use you... *points to the tipped over Coco Cola can* He comes too.
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We now see a stage. The spotlight lights up and the red curtain parts. We see a whole lot of people/Pokemon/Non-People/Non-Pokemon on stage. Behind them are piles of gifts. Music starts to play.
Music: DIGIMON!! DIGITAL MONSTERS!! DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!
Nayomon: Hey!!! (I like the Digimon music but POKEMON ROCKS WAY BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!) *kicks the DJ away and changes the music to some better Christmas tunes like the one sang by Hillary Duff for Santa Claus 2 for example*
DClick: *jumps into the pile of cards while dragging Ash in and wears the cool Millennium Headgear*
Lccorp2: *hugs all the bottles of chlorinated bleach*
Princess Esther of Hyrule: *snuggles Giovanni on top of the Baklava pile*
Pyro Vulpix: *burying self in the ever so cheesy Cheesenips*
TCL: *hugs the cookies handed over by Will and Karen in Santa clothing*
Corrector9Yui: *snuggles Super Spy Morty*
Bookgirl2003: *lies on top of her mountain of pizza* (They're still in their boxes okay?)
Pinkdragonflame/Salamander3: *has fun with the stockings*
Nayomon: And now for the Grande Finale!!!!
The curtains closed. When it opens again, we can see some extras. The Legendaries and the Eveelutions are here. The real Santa Claus is here too. The Elite Four and Champion Lance arrive too. Evil Misty and Terror Tracey come3s in wearing a Jynx and a Dewgong Costume. The two start to pretend to make snow while the elves handle the curtains, lights and special effects.
Everybody: Merry Christmas!!!! *confetti and snow showers down*
Nayomon: Now, the part that you've been waiting for, PARTY AT THE AUTHORS LOUNGE!!!!!! (Can I come in there? ^-^)
Everybody Else: Yay!!!! *stampedes out of there* The red curtain closes. I stand in the spot light. Soft X'mas music plays.
Nayomon: THANK YOU EVERYBODY!!!! And one more time. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!! *bows*
Spotlight turns off and the whole thing goes dark.
The End of the of this chapter!!! ^-^
AFN: I may be starting a guest role. DClick is already in it. Those who want to be in it, please leave in your pen name and favorite stuff.