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A/N: And. . . MWHAHAHAHAHA! WRITE A REVIEW!!!! Or we will kill you dead. DEAD YOU HERE??!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, too much Sunday School juice!
^-^ Rachel's POV ^-^
Well, the year is off to an unbelievably slow start. QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!!! QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!! QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!!!! That is seriously the only thing keeping me at this school. That Chloe, Slytherin girl, has a boot up her arse. Honestly!!!!! What the devil is her problem????? She is fawning over that Malfoy character, he's a wee bit shady, if you ask me.
Me on the other hand, I am IN CONTROL OF MY FEELINGS, HERE THAT VOICES IN MY HEAD??? HUH, I BEAT YOU, AFTER 7 LONG YEARS OF PSYCHOTHERAPY!!!!! (MHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. . . SHUT UP IN THERE!!!!)
"Rachel?! What is your problem? Are you ok? You're look like. . . well, like your talking to yourself. . . your eyes are furrowed and your laughing insanely," said a very confused Sean Wood.
"WHAT??!! How dare you accuse me of being schizophrenic! We aren't crazy!" I yelled.
"Whoa, hang on! I didn't say ANYTHING about schizophrenic-ness!"
"Well. . . AHHHHHHH!" I couldn't control myself any longer! I needed to let my feelings out! So. . . I SLAPPED HIM!!!! I SLAPPED HIM GOOD!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Holy Mother Of Everything That Is Good And Pure! THAT HURT!!"
"Serves you right, Sean." Now, KISS ME!!!! I yelled to him in my head!!!!
Little did I know, Sean was thinking along the same lines.
%^*& Sean's POV #&($#
Wow. She's got some slap. Wow. KISS ME BABY!!!!!! I WANT YOU!!! I NEED YOU!!!!!
So, I grabbed her arm, swung her down, and kissed her like there was no tomorrow!!!
"SEAN!! WHAT THE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??!!" yelled Ollie.
"Huh?"
"Oh. Never mind, its just Rachel. Say, where's Rhiannon?"
"How the devil am I supposed to know . . . oh wait I put her in my closet to keep her safe. Come on. . . . Honestly, I just got slapped and kissed in less than five minutes, I can't keep track of your fancies too. Cheez whiz, if she is so important that you are looking for her, find her and put a leash on her, or for that matter, use a Summoning Charm and get her right now!!! Now excuse me but I have a life to attend to."
Honestly, my dear brother is like a little child. Where's Rhiannon??? Whereever could she be? Sean, have you seen her? When? Where? How? What was she wearing? Did she have on good clothes? Ollie needs to keep track of his own belongings. Honestly.
Ollie walked away then (thank GOD!!!) crying. Honestly.
!!!&*& Ollie's POV &*&!!!
*Sniff* I've never been told off by my brother before. Only my teachers, and my friends, and my mother, and my. . . girls and . . . and women. Oh well. C'est la vie!
Now, where IS Rhiannon?
Ah, let us look for her in this empty broom closet here.
"OLLIE YOU FOUND ME!!!"
"Rhiannon! There you are. I've missed you. Why are you in the closet????"
"I've been waiting for you!" she said seductively. She jumped! " NO, seriously, I got locked in there by that Chloe girl. Where is she anyway?"
Chloe walks by Rhiannon and me.
Rhiannon hisses " Let me at her, I'm gonna kill her!!!!"
Chloe said, "It wasn't me. Honestly, I was with Draco, in his room, studying, yeah studying, that's it. It was Pansy, she took a Polyjuice Potion that she got from seducing Professor Snape.
Rhiannon lunged at Chloe, trying to rip Chloe into pieces.
Rhiannon yells " You . . . you . . . evil, evil person. You know that I am claustrophobic!!!" as she starts ripping out Chloe's hair in clumps.
I grabbed Rhiannon and pulled her off a beaten Chloe and carried her down the corridor. The still fighting Rhiannon promptly punched me in the face giving me a nice shiner.
I slapped Rhiannon to get her out of this mad frenzy and kissed her hard. It felt like heaven on Earth!!!!! Sean was right, this slap-kiss thing was sweet.
@#^^%**(&) Rhiannon's POV (&)**%^^#@
Well, it was a good kiss. And it made me forget about wanting to kill my friend Chloe, yeah, now I only wanted to DESTROY PANSY PARKINSON. (DANGER PANSY PARKINSON, DANGER. MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!)
Oy, what a day. I must find Chloe and apologize and while I'm over there, I can DESTROY PANSY PARKINSON!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*cough*cough*
Okay, I'm okay now. Well, I catch up with Ollie and return that wonder kiss.
@#%^%*Chloe's POV*%^%#@
Now that I'm at a loss for hair, I better go find Lavender and ask how to regrow my hair, quickly, before Draco sees me.
Later in Potions . . .
"... Remember to add the wolfsbane and find a new partner today because I am sick of seeing your stupid names always together, so mix it up. You BLOODY IDIOTS"
I looked around the room to find Lavender, just today I thought I could stand her stupidity, I hope that I'm right.
"Hey, Lavender, be my partner."
"Okay" *giggle*giggle*
Ten minutes later . . . . . .
"Hey Lavender, by the way, how do you regrow your hair after it got torn out?"
"Oh, that, it is soooo simple, just take off that ugly hat and say 'Gimme lotsa hair now!' and then your hair will be back to how it was before."
"Okay, here we go! 'Gimme lotsa hair now'"
^Pop ^ Kaboom ^Sizzle ^Bang
My hair is back!!!!
"Hey Lavender, let me see your mirror."
"snicker, snicker, snort, snort. OK."
"OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG! MY HAIR IS BLUE . . . ISH . . .GREEN. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Actually, its blond with teal streaks."
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID GIT. YOU BLOOSY IDIOT!!!!!!!"
Snape streaks over as Chloe punches Lavender in the nose.
Snape, "Ten thousand points to Slytherin."
Hermione, " That isn't fair."
Snape, "Yes it is, you stupid girl. Five million points from Gryffindor."
Draco, " WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, PROFESSOR, PUT SOME BLOOSY CLOTHES ON!!!!!!"
Snape, "Shut up." Slaps Draco. "I don't want to. They smell."
Harry, " Yeah, cuz you don't every TAKE A BLOODY SHOWER!!!!!!"
Snape slaps Harry hard across the face.
Harry, " Is that the best that you can do? You are practically a girl. Hermione can hit harder than you can."
Draco, "I can vouch for that."
Hermione slaps Harry, Snape and Draco.
Harry, "See what I mean."
Me, "That's my job!!!"
Hermione, "SHUT UP!!!! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY!!!"
Me and Hermione have a catfight.
A/N: THANK YOU to our WONDERFUL 4 reviewers!
TATERS!!!!!
~Alicia (A-Lee-Sea-A) and Jenni (Yetti) and Alycia (Or-Ite)
A/N: And. . . MWHAHAHAHAHA! WRITE A REVIEW!!!! Or we will kill you dead. DEAD YOU HERE??!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, too much Sunday School juice!
^-^ Rachel's POV ^-^
Well, the year is off to an unbelievably slow start. QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!!! QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!! QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!!!! That is seriously the only thing keeping me at this school. That Chloe, Slytherin girl, has a boot up her arse. Honestly!!!!! What the devil is her problem????? She is fawning over that Malfoy character, he's a wee bit shady, if you ask me.
Me on the other hand, I am IN CONTROL OF MY FEELINGS, HERE THAT VOICES IN MY HEAD??? HUH, I BEAT YOU, AFTER 7 LONG YEARS OF PSYCHOTHERAPY!!!!! (MHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. . . SHUT UP IN THERE!!!!)
"Rachel?! What is your problem? Are you ok? You're look like. . . well, like your talking to yourself. . . your eyes are furrowed and your laughing insanely," said a very confused Sean Wood.
"WHAT??!! How dare you accuse me of being schizophrenic! We aren't crazy!" I yelled.
"Whoa, hang on! I didn't say ANYTHING about schizophrenic-ness!"
"Well. . . AHHHHHHH!" I couldn't control myself any longer! I needed to let my feelings out! So. . . I SLAPPED HIM!!!! I SLAPPED HIM GOOD!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Holy Mother Of Everything That Is Good And Pure! THAT HURT!!"
"Serves you right, Sean." Now, KISS ME!!!! I yelled to him in my head!!!!
Little did I know, Sean was thinking along the same lines.
%^*& Sean's POV #&($#
Wow. She's got some slap. Wow. KISS ME BABY!!!!!! I WANT YOU!!! I NEED YOU!!!!!
So, I grabbed her arm, swung her down, and kissed her like there was no tomorrow!!!
"SEAN!! WHAT THE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??!!" yelled Ollie.
"Huh?"
"Oh. Never mind, its just Rachel. Say, where's Rhiannon?"
"How the devil am I supposed to know . . . oh wait I put her in my closet to keep her safe. Come on. . . . Honestly, I just got slapped and kissed in less than five minutes, I can't keep track of your fancies too. Cheez whiz, if she is so important that you are looking for her, find her and put a leash on her, or for that matter, use a Summoning Charm and get her right now!!! Now excuse me but I have a life to attend to."
Honestly, my dear brother is like a little child. Where's Rhiannon??? Whereever could she be? Sean, have you seen her? When? Where? How? What was she wearing? Did she have on good clothes? Ollie needs to keep track of his own belongings. Honestly.
Ollie walked away then (thank GOD!!!) crying. Honestly.
!!!&*& Ollie's POV &*&!!!
*Sniff* I've never been told off by my brother before. Only my teachers, and my friends, and my mother, and my. . . girls and . . . and women. Oh well. C'est la vie!
Now, where IS Rhiannon?
Ah, let us look for her in this empty broom closet here.
"OLLIE YOU FOUND ME!!!"
"Rhiannon! There you are. I've missed you. Why are you in the closet????"
"I've been waiting for you!" she said seductively. She jumped! " NO, seriously, I got locked in there by that Chloe girl. Where is she anyway?"
Chloe walks by Rhiannon and me.
Rhiannon hisses " Let me at her, I'm gonna kill her!!!!"
Chloe said, "It wasn't me. Honestly, I was with Draco, in his room, studying, yeah studying, that's it. It was Pansy, she took a Polyjuice Potion that she got from seducing Professor Snape.
Rhiannon lunged at Chloe, trying to rip Chloe into pieces.
Rhiannon yells " You . . . you . . . evil, evil person. You know that I am claustrophobic!!!" as she starts ripping out Chloe's hair in clumps.
I grabbed Rhiannon and pulled her off a beaten Chloe and carried her down the corridor. The still fighting Rhiannon promptly punched me in the face giving me a nice shiner.
I slapped Rhiannon to get her out of this mad frenzy and kissed her hard. It felt like heaven on Earth!!!!! Sean was right, this slap-kiss thing was sweet.
@#^^%**(&) Rhiannon's POV (&)**%^^#@
Well, it was a good kiss. And it made me forget about wanting to kill my friend Chloe, yeah, now I only wanted to DESTROY PANSY PARKINSON. (DANGER PANSY PARKINSON, DANGER. MY SENSORS INDICATE THAT WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!)
Oy, what a day. I must find Chloe and apologize and while I'm over there, I can DESTROY PANSY PARKINSON!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*cough*cough*
Okay, I'm okay now. Well, I catch up with Ollie and return that wonder kiss.
@#%^%*Chloe's POV*%^%#@
Now that I'm at a loss for hair, I better go find Lavender and ask how to regrow my hair, quickly, before Draco sees me.
Later in Potions . . .
"... Remember to add the wolfsbane and find a new partner today because I am sick of seeing your stupid names always together, so mix it up. You BLOODY IDIOTS"
I looked around the room to find Lavender, just today I thought I could stand her stupidity, I hope that I'm right.
"Hey, Lavender, be my partner."
"Okay" *giggle*giggle*
Ten minutes later . . . . . .
"Hey Lavender, by the way, how do you regrow your hair after it got torn out?"
"Oh, that, it is soooo simple, just take off that ugly hat and say 'Gimme lotsa hair now!' and then your hair will be back to how it was before."
"Okay, here we go! 'Gimme lotsa hair now'"
^Pop ^ Kaboom ^Sizzle ^Bang
My hair is back!!!!
"Hey Lavender, let me see your mirror."
"snicker, snicker, snort, snort. OK."
"OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG OMG, OMG, OMG! MY HAIR IS BLUE . . . ISH . . .GREEN. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Actually, its blond with teal streaks."
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID GIT. YOU BLOOSY IDIOT!!!!!!!"
Snape streaks over as Chloe punches Lavender in the nose.
Snape, "Ten thousand points to Slytherin."
Hermione, " That isn't fair."
Snape, "Yes it is, you stupid girl. Five million points from Gryffindor."
Draco, " WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, PROFESSOR, PUT SOME BLOOSY CLOTHES ON!!!!!!"
Snape, "Shut up." Slaps Draco. "I don't want to. They smell."
Harry, " Yeah, cuz you don't every TAKE A BLOODY SHOWER!!!!!!"
Snape slaps Harry hard across the face.
Harry, " Is that the best that you can do? You are practically a girl. Hermione can hit harder than you can."
Draco, "I can vouch for that."
Hermione slaps Harry, Snape and Draco.
Harry, "See what I mean."
Me, "That's my job!!!"
Hermione, "SHUT UP!!!! NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYWAY!!!"
Me and Hermione have a catfight.
A/N: THANK YOU to our WONDERFUL 4 reviewers!
TATERS!!!!!
~Alicia (A-Lee-Sea-A) and Jenni (Yetti) and Alycia (Or-Ite)