Disclaimer- We do not own anything except for the slap-kiss combo, Sean,
Rhiannon, Chloe, Rachel and the plot, of course and we bought my little
brother from my mommy and daddy but he doesn't do much, unless you poke him
with a cattle prod of course, hehehehe.. anyway.
A/N: Well, we finally got around to having a sugar filled night at the bowling alley and my house and we had lots of sugar so enjoy the products, s'il vous plait.
!@!@#^&* Draco's POV *&^@!@!
"Oy, we're writing, now," said Rachel to Rhiannon as I passed them in the library. I rolled my eyes and shook my head, to each his own I suppose, erm, her own, I guess.
So, what to do now? Torture Potter? Make fun of Weasley? Hang Granger? Make out with Chloe? Hmm . . . that last one sounds gorgeous.
Oh lookie! Here comes Chloe now!
"Hello Draco dearest!" said Chloe.
Erm, I didn't know Chloe called me that. Eh, oh well.
"I vant to suck your blood!"
Huh?
"Just kidding! Let's go snog!"
"Ok!"
So off we went to empty broom closet, even though Malfoy's NEVER use broom closets to do ANYTHING! This girl has certainly gotten me rattled.
So, we've been snogging for about an hour and I've noticed something weird happening. Chloe's newly blonde hair with teal streaks is turning black. And she's getting a pugish nose. In fact, she seems to be turning into PANSY PARKINSON! OMG OMG!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed.
"WHAT?!" she yelled, jumping back from me. She looked down at her hands and said, "Dash it all! BLAST! I've turned back!"
"Pansy! What are you doing here? Where did you come from?"
(A/N: Bright isn't he? We obviously don't strive for intelligence.)
"Erm, hi Draco!"
"Pansy! Answer my question!"
"But, I've been here all along!"
I slapped her. I slapped her good.
Just then the REAL Chloe came by and gasped. "AH! I see how it is! I know how this works! You slap her and then you kiss her! It's all part of the slap-kiss combo!"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
"You're a bit late, dearie," said Pansy. "We've already kissed."
"WHAT?!"
"I tricked him! I stole some of your hair while you were sleeping and made another polyjuice potion to turn into you so I could snog with Draco. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT?!" She looked very upset. I wonder why?
"What? What did I do?" I asked.
"Oh honestly! I can tell why you didn't get into Ravenclaw," Chloe spat.
"Why would he want to? They're insane little buggers!" spat out Pansy.
"Er, ok," I said.
Chloe glared at Pansy, who glared back. Erm, tried to, that is. All of a sudden, they lunged at each other and there was a big dust ball! In a few seconds, Pansy came flying out and fell on her bum. Chloe dusted off her hands and turned to me.
I gulped. She looked angry.
.....
You know, it hurts when she slaps.
.....
But it feels good when she kisses.
??? Haven't we done this before???
!%^! Chloe's POV !^%!
Two days later, we were in Defense Against the Dark Arts class with our new teacher, Professor Bond, Jaime Bond.
Me and Draco were sitting next to each other, holding hands (awww) in the back.
And then. . . the doors slammed open and Snape runs in shouting, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Everyone looked at him as though he had gone mad! Granted he was only wearing heart-covered boxers. And, he looked like he had taken a shower!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
"Everyone under the desks and close your eyes before I curse the them out!!!!!!" We all complied and heard some weird noises while under the desks, those Brits make odd sounds when they invade!!!!!!
Of course, I didn't notice, someone told me afterwards but I was busy having a "study session" with Draco, yeah that's what you could call it..well then...any way, Snape had supposedly kissed Professor Bond, Jaime Bond for the entire class period.
$%%^*&* Professor Bond, Jaime Bond's POV &*&*&^&
Ooh la la..I like heart covered boxers and I can not lie. All you other people can deny. But... When Snape walks in my heart just goes.POUND POUND POUND!!!!!!
Cheez whiz, these students are dumb!!! I honestly don't think that they know anything. The only exception is, of course, the Slytherins, Snape is good for something.. And that Hermione Granger.
Sometimes, I wish that I had my Walterina PPK back, but it isn't allowed.. Pity, I could teach these runts some things about defense than I can now.. Oh well... The next job I get will have to do something about that. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A/N: Well, that's about it for this time.. We promise to write more later...
Taters!
Rhiannon, WeasleyGirl, and Or-Ite
We sooooo can not wait for the movie to come out! It's going to be so awesome! WeasleyGirl thinks Tom Felton looks extremely hot, but what else is new?
A/N: Well, we finally got around to having a sugar filled night at the bowling alley and my house and we had lots of sugar so enjoy the products, s'il vous plait.
!@!@#^&* Draco's POV *&^@!@!
"Oy, we're writing, now," said Rachel to Rhiannon as I passed them in the library. I rolled my eyes and shook my head, to each his own I suppose, erm, her own, I guess.
So, what to do now? Torture Potter? Make fun of Weasley? Hang Granger? Make out with Chloe? Hmm . . . that last one sounds gorgeous.
Oh lookie! Here comes Chloe now!
"Hello Draco dearest!" said Chloe.
Erm, I didn't know Chloe called me that. Eh, oh well.
"I vant to suck your blood!"
Huh?
"Just kidding! Let's go snog!"
"Ok!"
So off we went to empty broom closet, even though Malfoy's NEVER use broom closets to do ANYTHING! This girl has certainly gotten me rattled.
So, we've been snogging for about an hour and I've noticed something weird happening. Chloe's newly blonde hair with teal streaks is turning black. And she's getting a pugish nose. In fact, she seems to be turning into PANSY PARKINSON! OMG OMG!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed.
"WHAT?!" she yelled, jumping back from me. She looked down at her hands and said, "Dash it all! BLAST! I've turned back!"
"Pansy! What are you doing here? Where did you come from?"
(A/N: Bright isn't he? We obviously don't strive for intelligence.)
"Erm, hi Draco!"
"Pansy! Answer my question!"
"But, I've been here all along!"
I slapped her. I slapped her good.
Just then the REAL Chloe came by and gasped. "AH! I see how it is! I know how this works! You slap her and then you kiss her! It's all part of the slap-kiss combo!"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
"You're a bit late, dearie," said Pansy. "We've already kissed."
"WHAT?!"
"I tricked him! I stole some of your hair while you were sleeping and made another polyjuice potion to turn into you so I could snog with Draco. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"WHAT?!" She looked very upset. I wonder why?
"What? What did I do?" I asked.
"Oh honestly! I can tell why you didn't get into Ravenclaw," Chloe spat.
"Why would he want to? They're insane little buggers!" spat out Pansy.
"Er, ok," I said.
Chloe glared at Pansy, who glared back. Erm, tried to, that is. All of a sudden, they lunged at each other and there was a big dust ball! In a few seconds, Pansy came flying out and fell on her bum. Chloe dusted off her hands and turned to me.
I gulped. She looked angry.
.....
You know, it hurts when she slaps.
.....
But it feels good when she kisses.
??? Haven't we done this before???
!%^! Chloe's POV !^%!
Two days later, we were in Defense Against the Dark Arts class with our new teacher, Professor Bond, Jaime Bond.
Me and Draco were sitting next to each other, holding hands (awww) in the back.
And then. . . the doors slammed open and Snape runs in shouting, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Everyone looked at him as though he had gone mad! Granted he was only wearing heart-covered boxers. And, he looked like he had taken a shower!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
"Everyone under the desks and close your eyes before I curse the them out!!!!!!" We all complied and heard some weird noises while under the desks, those Brits make odd sounds when they invade!!!!!!
Of course, I didn't notice, someone told me afterwards but I was busy having a "study session" with Draco, yeah that's what you could call it..well then...any way, Snape had supposedly kissed Professor Bond, Jaime Bond for the entire class period.
$%%^*&* Professor Bond, Jaime Bond's POV &*&*&^&
Ooh la la..I like heart covered boxers and I can not lie. All you other people can deny. But... When Snape walks in my heart just goes.POUND POUND POUND!!!!!!
Cheez whiz, these students are dumb!!! I honestly don't think that they know anything. The only exception is, of course, the Slytherins, Snape is good for something.. And that Hermione Granger.
Sometimes, I wish that I had my Walterina PPK back, but it isn't allowed.. Pity, I could teach these runts some things about defense than I can now.. Oh well... The next job I get will have to do something about that. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
A/N: Well, that's about it for this time.. We promise to write more later...
Taters!
Rhiannon, WeasleyGirl, and Or-Ite
We sooooo can not wait for the movie to come out! It's going to be so awesome! WeasleyGirl thinks Tom Felton looks extremely hot, but what else is new?