Chapter Eight: The Slap-Death Combo
~*~ Rachael Riley's POV ~*~
"Yay!!!! It's Valentine's Day. I can't wait to get some of those little heart-shaped messagey candies. They're yummy. Food-ness. I like messagey thingys. I had better get one from Sean or I will KILL him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Well now. . . Trelawney killed herself!!!!!!! Finally, she waited till today to do it. I think she was saddened by the evilness in the air from the fire.
"Ding dong the fraud is dead. Which old fraud? The crazy one!!!!!"
"Sean, why are you singing?"
"Because it's Valentine's Day, and I have a present for you."
"You do?"
"Yep." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of candy hearts. "I went through a pile of them and pulled out all the one's that said "I love you."
"Aw, Seanikins, that's so sweet!"
Then I slapped him and kissed him.
~*~ Draco Malfoy's POV ~*~
I hate Valentine's Day. Everyone's so mushy and stuff. Geez. It's disgusting, really. Especially when Ron and Hermione are all over each other during breakfast. Ewwww. Chloe has been eyeing me lately, I wonder what she wants? One thing's for sure, these candy hearts sure are yummy!
So, the Quidditch final was today. We lost to those blasted Gryffindors. Drat. The whole team is trying to blame it on me, being that I'm the seeker and all. But it was all Chloe's fault! She was distracting me the whole time. Another year we've lost the cup to Gryffindor.
~ FOUR MONTHS LATER ~
~*~ Ollie Wood's POV ~*~
Man, those final exams were hard!!! I just want to go to bed and sleep! But no, I can't because we have to go to an assembly with some guest singer.
Rhiannon popped up out of nowhere and said, "Ollie, come we have to go 'study.'"
She grabbed my arm and led me somewhere else. After our little "study session" we went into the hallway and heard the assembly. Chloe, Rachael, Sean, and Draco were with us.
The "guest singer" was Lord Voldemort. He had decided to change his career path and go into music. Rap to be more exact. He broke out into song.
"Well, my name is Voldie and I am a real coldie. I'm trying to kill Potter, and it's gotten real hotter. My grammar is bad, but so am I. And this is Voldie's wrath. My name used to be Tom but not any longer. You'll all soon be dead 'cause I'm still evil. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Evil sidekick #23, "WORD!"
All of a sudden we heard, "Avada Kedavra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There was a blinding flash of green light. The entire school was killed except for us. We all gasped.
"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," screamed Rhiannon.
"Let's kill him!" yelled Rachael.
The three girls ran into the great hall against our pleas of "NO! STOP!!!!!!"
We rushed in after them. Only to find them slapping Voldie in a catfighting manner.
"You evil, evil thing!" yelled Chloe.
Voldie let out a girlish whimper and screamed, "Dash it all! Foiled again!" before disappearing in a puff of purple smoke.
"What happened?" asked Draco.
"That was what we like to call the Slap-Death combo," answered all three of the girls. "Works every time!"
And off went, riding into the sunset on our broomsticks to repopulate the wizarding world.
Evil Sidekick #23, "That's the end, dawg."
~*~ Rachael Riley's POV ~*~
"Yay!!!! It's Valentine's Day. I can't wait to get some of those little heart-shaped messagey candies. They're yummy. Food-ness. I like messagey thingys. I had better get one from Sean or I will KILL him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
Well now. . . Trelawney killed herself!!!!!!! Finally, she waited till today to do it. I think she was saddened by the evilness in the air from the fire.
"Ding dong the fraud is dead. Which old fraud? The crazy one!!!!!"
"Sean, why are you singing?"
"Because it's Valentine's Day, and I have a present for you."
"You do?"
"Yep." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a bag of candy hearts. "I went through a pile of them and pulled out all the one's that said "I love you."
"Aw, Seanikins, that's so sweet!"
Then I slapped him and kissed him.
~*~ Draco Malfoy's POV ~*~
I hate Valentine's Day. Everyone's so mushy and stuff. Geez. It's disgusting, really. Especially when Ron and Hermione are all over each other during breakfast. Ewwww. Chloe has been eyeing me lately, I wonder what she wants? One thing's for sure, these candy hearts sure are yummy!
So, the Quidditch final was today. We lost to those blasted Gryffindors. Drat. The whole team is trying to blame it on me, being that I'm the seeker and all. But it was all Chloe's fault! She was distracting me the whole time. Another year we've lost the cup to Gryffindor.
~ FOUR MONTHS LATER ~
~*~ Ollie Wood's POV ~*~
Man, those final exams were hard!!! I just want to go to bed and sleep! But no, I can't because we have to go to an assembly with some guest singer.
Rhiannon popped up out of nowhere and said, "Ollie, come we have to go 'study.'"
She grabbed my arm and led me somewhere else. After our little "study session" we went into the hallway and heard the assembly. Chloe, Rachael, Sean, and Draco were with us.
The "guest singer" was Lord Voldemort. He had decided to change his career path and go into music. Rap to be more exact. He broke out into song.
"Well, my name is Voldie and I am a real coldie. I'm trying to kill Potter, and it's gotten real hotter. My grammar is bad, but so am I. And this is Voldie's wrath. My name used to be Tom but not any longer. You'll all soon be dead 'cause I'm still evil. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Evil sidekick #23, "WORD!"
All of a sudden we heard, "Avada Kedavra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There was a blinding flash of green light. The entire school was killed except for us. We all gasped.
"OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," screamed Rhiannon.
"Let's kill him!" yelled Rachael.
The three girls ran into the great hall against our pleas of "NO! STOP!!!!!!"
We rushed in after them. Only to find them slapping Voldie in a catfighting manner.
"You evil, evil thing!" yelled Chloe.
Voldie let out a girlish whimper and screamed, "Dash it all! Foiled again!" before disappearing in a puff of purple smoke.
"What happened?" asked Draco.
"That was what we like to call the Slap-Death combo," answered all three of the girls. "Works every time!"
And off went, riding into the sunset on our broomsticks to repopulate the wizarding world.
Evil Sidekick #23, "That's the end, dawg."