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Is It Love?
Chapter Fifteen: Laxative (don't ask)
It's been a few days since Lily and James walked into the great hall together.
The school was starting to get used to the couple and their lovey-dovey stuff.
Right now it was Sunday and they were both sitting on a couch near the fireplace.
"Your turn." Lily was facing James.
"Hmmm... First kiss."
"Jenny Westwood, 3 year."
"Jenny Westwood?" She started laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Je-Jenny We-Westwood." Lily spluttered between laughs.
"Tell me."
She just kept laughing.
"Lily."
She couldn't stop.
"Shut up."
She couldn't.
So James decided *he* would shut her up.
He gave her a deep kiss.
*That* shut her up.
"Now, what's so funny?" He asked breaking the kiss.
"She. I remember she was obsessed with you. On second thought it wasn't even funny."
"She was?"
"Big time. She memorized your timetable and practically stalked you."
"Scary."
"No shit. But as I remember you quiet enjoyed it."
"I did?" He asked a bit scared.
"Yep."
"Well, I like it better with you."
"What better? The kiss or the behavior?"
"Both."
She smiled and kissed him.
"I don't need to memorize your timetable, I have the same."
"Come here."
He kissed her.
"END THE SNOGGING SESSION!!!"
Both Lily and James jumped.
"Padfoot," James said. "you scared me."
"Me too, I didn't see you."
"That's because you were too busy snogging a certain Mr. Potter." Sirius had a manic green plastered on his face.
"And what exactly were you doing with Kathleen just a minute ago?" James raised his eyebrow.
Kathleen, who was standing near Sirius, became a very nice shade of red.
"Well, whatever it was we did it somewhere private." Sirius said
"We had privacy, before you interrupted."
"Well, I can see when I'm not welcome." He said dramatically.
He started walking away.
Both Lily and James laughed.
"Sirius." Lily said.
"What?" Sirius said, faking a hurt expression.
She rolled her eyes.
"Come back."
He quickly ran to the couch and jumped in it.
"Only if you really insist."
Kathleen joined them laughing.
For a second they we're all silent.
"I want to do something!" Sirius announced and jumped out of the couch.
"Jeez, can't you sit in one place for more than a second?"
"'Course not!"
"Why?" Kathleen asked.
"Cause I'll get to serious. Hey! I *am* serious!!! Get it? Sirius and serious." He started laughing uncontrollably.
"Sirius this joke wasn't even funny at first year."
"I pity you Lils. Having no sense of humor. Tsk, tsk." Sirius seemed extremely grieved.
"Funny."
"Oh I know! Let's pull a prank!!!" James said.
"Yeah." Kathleen said.
"We need to show the school us becoming a couple doesn't mean they need to be less scared." Lily said.
"Exactly." James said.
"So..." Sirius said and they all huddled and carefully planned the prank.
After they finished Lily got up.
"I have to go find Anne." She said.
"Why?" Kathleen asked.
"Tell her and Emily about the plan and apologize."
"What for?"
"Cause we *do* make a good pranksters team."
The two boys looked puzzled but Kathleen laughed. (A/N For the ones with poor memory please go back to chapter 4: the double prank for understanding.)
It took them a few days to organize everything.
At Thursday they were making their last plan.
"Tomorrow at exactly 5 o'clock am in the common room." James explained the other seven. "We then head together to the kitchens."
"It shouldn't take us more then an hour," Lily took the captain's position. "then we separate: me and the girls will head to the girls' bathroom while the boys will go to the boys' bathroom. We meet back at the great hall."
"Why can't we go to the girls' bathroom? It could be, er, quite interesting." This comment earned Sirius a smack from Kathleen, Lily and Anne.
"Hey! No need to fight over me ladies!" This earned him yet another smack.
James and Remus rolled their eyes.
"Everybody understood?" Lily asked and everybody nodded.
"Good," Said James. "now, time to sleep."
Everybody headed upstairs except Lily and James who were sharing a few kisses down in the common room.
"Sure you could handle your part Evans?" James asked teasingly.
Lily gave him a long kiss.
"I can manage." She said breaking the kiss. "Even without a cloak and a map."
She quickly got upstairs while leaving downstairs an opened mouth James.
It was 5 o'clock in the morning and everybody we're downstairs.
James took out his invisibility cloak, which covered 4 - him, Lily, Emily and Peter.
Sirius, Remus, Kathleen and Anne took the map and they all headed out.
After walking for 15 minutes they reached the pear.
Lily tickled it and they entered.
They looked around.
50 elves were working on the next meal.
"Sirius, Kathleen and Remus - distraction!" Lily whispered.
Sirius, Kathleen and Remus quickly called all the elves and started giving them tons of assignments.
"Anne, Peter and Emily - cover up." James said.
"James." Lily said.
She and James went to the long table, which was positioned exactly above the Slytherin table, and took out a little bottle containing an orange liquid while Anne, Peter and Emily blocked them away form the elves view.
After ten minutes James nodded to the others and they all made their way to where Sirius, Kathleen and Remus were standing with the elves.
Remus was about to collapse under the pressure of the huge pack of food the elves just gave him.
"Help!" Peter and Emily quickly helped him.
Kathleen and Sirius thanked the house elves.
"I think we may as well eat something if they gave it to us." James said.
"Yeah, we might not get to eat a lot at breakfast today." Lily said and they all had identical evil greens on their faces.
After half an hour of eating they split up to the bathrooms around the castle.
"So? How many are there?" Emily asked.
"There's the one near the great hall, the one near the charms corridor and the one near the astronomy tower." Kathleen counted.
"You forgot moaning myrtle one's." Lily said.
"That makes 4."
"Let's start."
At about 7:30 they all sat at the Gryffindor table.
Peter immediately put his head on the table and started snoring.
"Wish I could do that." Lily said with a sigh.
"What? Snore?" James and Sirius asked at the same time.
"If I wasn't so tried I would have smacked you, remind me later."
"Oh, I'm sure James would *love* you smacking him."
Lily gave Sirius a harder then necessary smack.
"Ouch! That hurts!!!" Sirius rubbed his head. "What about the 'too tired to smack' thing?"
"Congratulations Sirius! You just canceled it."
"Yuppi." Sirius said sarcastically.
They all laughed.
Just then McGoangall made her way into the hall.
They stopped laughing immediately.
She gave them a funny look.
"Guess that was to obvious huh?" Anne said.
"Remus and Lily - your turn." Kathleen said.
"Why us again?" Lily asked.
"Because," Sirius said giving them a little push. "you're the darling little prefects."
"But wouldn't it be lying?" Remus asked.
"Not really."
Lily and Remus approached Professor McGongagall.
"Professor?"
"Yes?"
"On our way over here we noticed something and it is our duty as prefects to inform you about it." Lily said trying to sound calm and not burst into laughter like she would have done.
"What is it?"
"Well, we noted that the bathroom near the great hall was deliberately, er, put out of order by a student."
"We also received an anonymous information that it was a Slytherin who caused it." Lily quickly added. "And names of two people who are very suspected in doing that."
Professor McGonagall studied their faces for a second and then asked:
"And what are the names?"
Quite relived Lily answered. "Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape."
McGonagall nodded briefly and marched away.
Remus and Lily returned to their seats.
"Well?"
"How did it go?"
"Fine."
"But what if we all get punishments?"
"Don't worry Peter, the worst thing can be a detention."
Just then a group of Slytherin 6th years, including Snape, made it into the great hall.
"It's show time." Sirius whispered.
They watched closely as Snape started eating.
"C'mon drink it!" James muttered under his breath.
As if on a cue Snape took his goblet and drank everything at once.
"Ouch." Kathleen said. "He's going to regret that."
"5, 4, 3," James started counting. "2, 1."
"And the fake laxative kicks in."
Suddenly Snape's face crooked into a very nasty expression.
The 8 snickered.
He jumped and started running towards the bathroom while clutching his behind.
The hall rang with laughter at the sudden out burst of the Slytherin.
Our 8 silently made their way out laughing.
They all hided behind a corner and watched as Snape ran into McGonagall.
"Mr. Snape!"
Snape's face crooked even more.
"P-Professor."
"Mr. Snape! What are you doing? Get your hands off your- your- your."
Lily thought she was going to pee in her pants.
"Please professor it's an emergency!!!" He almost screamed.
"What kind of emergency?"
But Snape couldn't hold it any longer, he pushed McGonagall aside and ran into the bathroom.
After a second a loud scream could be heard and Snape ran quickly out of the bathroom.
"It's broken! It's broken!" He started running towards the Slytherins bathrooms.
He didn't even see the Marauders and girls behind the corner.
They just heard him mutter: "Gotta make it, gotta make it." And disappear.
They quickly ran into an empty classroom away from McGongagall.
Now they couldn't hold it anymore.
They were practically rolling on the floor form laughing.
"This was so funny!" Lily managed to say.
"Did you see his face?"
"I want to see his face when he will discover that he didn't really needed to go to the loo at all!!"
"Priceless."
"The Slytherins are going to have a very *awaking* breakfast today."
A/N I know, I know, quite stupid chapter huh? I did liked the fluffy start and the prank idea itself. One of my best friend gave it to me. I had no idea what prank they should play and he had the idea. I thought it was a bit, er, gross and mean putting laxative in their goblets so I solved it by making in fake laxative - they will only think they need to go, but they wouldn't really.
Although it's not such a good chapter I still except reviews!!! And it would be very kind of you to look into my Journal and post a little comment:
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Thanks to those who reviewed last time:
Carmen
ootomato
lil lily - I wish I could have been there too! No wait! Actually I would like to be instead of Lily!
Libella - They are sweethearts aren't they? Thanks for supporting the smiling thing, you're absolutely right!
Winged Goddess - Yeah, I envy her too.
Jessica - Yeah, ANNE RULES!!! Are many fanfictions taking inspiration for her? I never read any. Tell me about some, but only if they're good! You worked there? Cool! Was it fun?
adriana - It's still haunting me too! I watched Monsters Inc., which by the way is great!, and even there there's someone named James! Urgh!
crystal tears - I dedicated this chapter for you! I hope you'll like it! I apologize because it's not that good but don't take it personally!
Rianua
Lee (Or Cami
Princess Potter
STaRqIrLeLLiE - I wanted to read it but I was really busy and now you deleted all of them! But if you post new ones, tell me and I'll read them!
lily potter - You were smiling through the whole thing? GREAT!!! You don't sound stupid at all by the way.
alex
HermiAngel - Thanks!
Is It Love?
Chapter Fifteen: Laxative (don't ask)
It's been a few days since Lily and James walked into the great hall together.
The school was starting to get used to the couple and their lovey-dovey stuff.
Right now it was Sunday and they were both sitting on a couch near the fireplace.
"Your turn." Lily was facing James.
"Hmmm... First kiss."
"Jenny Westwood, 3 year."
"Jenny Westwood?" She started laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Je-Jenny We-Westwood." Lily spluttered between laughs.
"Tell me."
She just kept laughing.
"Lily."
She couldn't stop.
"Shut up."
She couldn't.
So James decided *he* would shut her up.
He gave her a deep kiss.
*That* shut her up.
"Now, what's so funny?" He asked breaking the kiss.
"She. I remember she was obsessed with you. On second thought it wasn't even funny."
"She was?"
"Big time. She memorized your timetable and practically stalked you."
"Scary."
"No shit. But as I remember you quiet enjoyed it."
"I did?" He asked a bit scared.
"Yep."
"Well, I like it better with you."
"What better? The kiss or the behavior?"
"Both."
She smiled and kissed him.
"I don't need to memorize your timetable, I have the same."
"Come here."
He kissed her.
"END THE SNOGGING SESSION!!!"
Both Lily and James jumped.
"Padfoot," James said. "you scared me."
"Me too, I didn't see you."
"That's because you were too busy snogging a certain Mr. Potter." Sirius had a manic green plastered on his face.
"And what exactly were you doing with Kathleen just a minute ago?" James raised his eyebrow.
Kathleen, who was standing near Sirius, became a very nice shade of red.
"Well, whatever it was we did it somewhere private." Sirius said
"We had privacy, before you interrupted."
"Well, I can see when I'm not welcome." He said dramatically.
He started walking away.
Both Lily and James laughed.
"Sirius." Lily said.
"What?" Sirius said, faking a hurt expression.
She rolled her eyes.
"Come back."
He quickly ran to the couch and jumped in it.
"Only if you really insist."
Kathleen joined them laughing.
For a second they we're all silent.
"I want to do something!" Sirius announced and jumped out of the couch.
"Jeez, can't you sit in one place for more than a second?"
"'Course not!"
"Why?" Kathleen asked.
"Cause I'll get to serious. Hey! I *am* serious!!! Get it? Sirius and serious." He started laughing uncontrollably.
"Sirius this joke wasn't even funny at first year."
"I pity you Lils. Having no sense of humor. Tsk, tsk." Sirius seemed extremely grieved.
"Funny."
"Oh I know! Let's pull a prank!!!" James said.
"Yeah." Kathleen said.
"We need to show the school us becoming a couple doesn't mean they need to be less scared." Lily said.
"Exactly." James said.
"So..." Sirius said and they all huddled and carefully planned the prank.
After they finished Lily got up.
"I have to go find Anne." She said.
"Why?" Kathleen asked.
"Tell her and Emily about the plan and apologize."
"What for?"
"Cause we *do* make a good pranksters team."
The two boys looked puzzled but Kathleen laughed. (A/N For the ones with poor memory please go back to chapter 4: the double prank for understanding.)
It took them a few days to organize everything.
At Thursday they were making their last plan.
"Tomorrow at exactly 5 o'clock am in the common room." James explained the other seven. "We then head together to the kitchens."
"It shouldn't take us more then an hour," Lily took the captain's position. "then we separate: me and the girls will head to the girls' bathroom while the boys will go to the boys' bathroom. We meet back at the great hall."
"Why can't we go to the girls' bathroom? It could be, er, quite interesting." This comment earned Sirius a smack from Kathleen, Lily and Anne.
"Hey! No need to fight over me ladies!" This earned him yet another smack.
James and Remus rolled their eyes.
"Everybody understood?" Lily asked and everybody nodded.
"Good," Said James. "now, time to sleep."
Everybody headed upstairs except Lily and James who were sharing a few kisses down in the common room.
"Sure you could handle your part Evans?" James asked teasingly.
Lily gave him a long kiss.
"I can manage." She said breaking the kiss. "Even without a cloak and a map."
She quickly got upstairs while leaving downstairs an opened mouth James.
It was 5 o'clock in the morning and everybody we're downstairs.
James took out his invisibility cloak, which covered 4 - him, Lily, Emily and Peter.
Sirius, Remus, Kathleen and Anne took the map and they all headed out.
After walking for 15 minutes they reached the pear.
Lily tickled it and they entered.
They looked around.
50 elves were working on the next meal.
"Sirius, Kathleen and Remus - distraction!" Lily whispered.
Sirius, Kathleen and Remus quickly called all the elves and started giving them tons of assignments.
"Anne, Peter and Emily - cover up." James said.
"James." Lily said.
She and James went to the long table, which was positioned exactly above the Slytherin table, and took out a little bottle containing an orange liquid while Anne, Peter and Emily blocked them away form the elves view.
After ten minutes James nodded to the others and they all made their way to where Sirius, Kathleen and Remus were standing with the elves.
Remus was about to collapse under the pressure of the huge pack of food the elves just gave him.
"Help!" Peter and Emily quickly helped him.
Kathleen and Sirius thanked the house elves.
"I think we may as well eat something if they gave it to us." James said.
"Yeah, we might not get to eat a lot at breakfast today." Lily said and they all had identical evil greens on their faces.
After half an hour of eating they split up to the bathrooms around the castle.
"So? How many are there?" Emily asked.
"There's the one near the great hall, the one near the charms corridor and the one near the astronomy tower." Kathleen counted.
"You forgot moaning myrtle one's." Lily said.
"That makes 4."
"Let's start."
At about 7:30 they all sat at the Gryffindor table.
Peter immediately put his head on the table and started snoring.
"Wish I could do that." Lily said with a sigh.
"What? Snore?" James and Sirius asked at the same time.
"If I wasn't so tried I would have smacked you, remind me later."
"Oh, I'm sure James would *love* you smacking him."
Lily gave Sirius a harder then necessary smack.
"Ouch! That hurts!!!" Sirius rubbed his head. "What about the 'too tired to smack' thing?"
"Congratulations Sirius! You just canceled it."
"Yuppi." Sirius said sarcastically.
They all laughed.
Just then McGoangall made her way into the hall.
They stopped laughing immediately.
She gave them a funny look.
"Guess that was to obvious huh?" Anne said.
"Remus and Lily - your turn." Kathleen said.
"Why us again?" Lily asked.
"Because," Sirius said giving them a little push. "you're the darling little prefects."
"But wouldn't it be lying?" Remus asked.
"Not really."
Lily and Remus approached Professor McGongagall.
"Professor?"
"Yes?"
"On our way over here we noticed something and it is our duty as prefects to inform you about it." Lily said trying to sound calm and not burst into laughter like she would have done.
"What is it?"
"Well, we noted that the bathroom near the great hall was deliberately, er, put out of order by a student."
"We also received an anonymous information that it was a Slytherin who caused it." Lily quickly added. "And names of two people who are very suspected in doing that."
Professor McGonagall studied their faces for a second and then asked:
"And what are the names?"
Quite relived Lily answered. "Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape."
McGonagall nodded briefly and marched away.
Remus and Lily returned to their seats.
"Well?"
"How did it go?"
"Fine."
"But what if we all get punishments?"
"Don't worry Peter, the worst thing can be a detention."
Just then a group of Slytherin 6th years, including Snape, made it into the great hall.
"It's show time." Sirius whispered.
They watched closely as Snape started eating.
"C'mon drink it!" James muttered under his breath.
As if on a cue Snape took his goblet and drank everything at once.
"Ouch." Kathleen said. "He's going to regret that."
"5, 4, 3," James started counting. "2, 1."
"And the fake laxative kicks in."
Suddenly Snape's face crooked into a very nasty expression.
The 8 snickered.
He jumped and started running towards the bathroom while clutching his behind.
The hall rang with laughter at the sudden out burst of the Slytherin.
Our 8 silently made their way out laughing.
They all hided behind a corner and watched as Snape ran into McGonagall.
"Mr. Snape!"
Snape's face crooked even more.
"P-Professor."
"Mr. Snape! What are you doing? Get your hands off your- your- your."
Lily thought she was going to pee in her pants.
"Please professor it's an emergency!!!" He almost screamed.
"What kind of emergency?"
But Snape couldn't hold it any longer, he pushed McGonagall aside and ran into the bathroom.
After a second a loud scream could be heard and Snape ran quickly out of the bathroom.
"It's broken! It's broken!" He started running towards the Slytherins bathrooms.
He didn't even see the Marauders and girls behind the corner.
They just heard him mutter: "Gotta make it, gotta make it." And disappear.
They quickly ran into an empty classroom away from McGongagall.
Now they couldn't hold it anymore.
They were practically rolling on the floor form laughing.
"This was so funny!" Lily managed to say.
"Did you see his face?"
"I want to see his face when he will discover that he didn't really needed to go to the loo at all!!"
"Priceless."
"The Slytherins are going to have a very *awaking* breakfast today."
A/N I know, I know, quite stupid chapter huh? I did liked the fluffy start and the prank idea itself. One of my best friend gave it to me. I had no idea what prank they should play and he had the idea. I thought it was a bit, er, gross and mean putting laxative in their goblets so I solved it by making in fake laxative - they will only think they need to go, but they wouldn't really.
Although it's not such a good chapter I still except reviews!!! And it would be very kind of you to look into my Journal and post a little comment:
www.livejournal.com/~tta
or
www.livejournal.com/users/tta
You could check updates and other stuff concerning the story, even help me write it!!! So go to it!!!
If your bored check my other stuff of my favorites.
Thanks to those who reviewed last time:
Carmen
ootomato
lil lily - I wish I could have been there too! No wait! Actually I would like to be instead of Lily!
Libella - They are sweethearts aren't they? Thanks for supporting the smiling thing, you're absolutely right!
Winged Goddess - Yeah, I envy her too.
Jessica - Yeah, ANNE RULES!!! Are many fanfictions taking inspiration for her? I never read any. Tell me about some, but only if they're good! You worked there? Cool! Was it fun?
adriana - It's still haunting me too! I watched Monsters Inc., which by the way is great!, and even there there's someone named James! Urgh!
crystal tears - I dedicated this chapter for you! I hope you'll like it! I apologize because it's not that good but don't take it personally!
Rianua
Lee (Or Cami
Princess Potter
STaRqIrLeLLiE - I wanted to read it but I was really busy and now you deleted all of them! But if you post new ones, tell me and I'll read them!
lily potter - You were smiling through the whole thing? GREAT!!! You don't sound stupid at all by the way.
alex
HermiAngel - Thanks!