WE'RE GOIN' TO DISNEYLAND!
BY NUTZY MEGAN
CHAPPY 3: A NIGHT AT MY HOUSE, FANS, AND THE DISNEY CD OF DOOM (WHEW!)
(A/N: welly welly well! I'm back writing this story after (counts on her fingers) uhh...5 MONTHS! Wow! I better start writing!)
(the crowd of peoplez clap)
Me: ON WITH THE FIC!!
An instant later we were in my room, Zim and Dib finally noticed they weren't in IZ world any more. "Where have you taken us filthy stink beast?! Zim scowled at me. "Zim, Dib, Gir, welcome to the real world." I said swoshing my arms, triumphantly showing my room. "the real world is stinky!" Gir said happily staring at my pet rat, Bubbles. Bubbles looked at Gir in an annoyed way and went back to sleep.
Dib's jaw was dropped and his eyes were bulged. "Are you Ok Dib?" Dragon asked. Dib smiled, almost insanely, like a crazy fan fic writer who just found out they have a life time supply of candy and cupcakes. Then he slowly said "I'm...really...in...the...REAL WORLD!". Dib then, kinda went cuckoo, so Dragon did the most mature thing to do. Dragon gabbed my music stand and whacked Dib in the side of the head with it. Dib went back to normal (or as normal as Dib usually is). "Ow, that hurt." Dib said painfully. "Sorry Dib, you just got really hysterical there." Dragon apologized. Zim, Gir, and Me had been laughing the whole time.
Just then, our sheer insanity was interrupted by the doorbell, so every one followed me to the front door. I opened it and there stood Invader Cazandria. She looked at us all then screamed "HI!!!" and ran away. "well, that was really, weird" Dib said. "Oh, and that was only a taste of the real world, Dib! I said in a crazy sorta way. Every one got kinda scared then.
That night consisted of Zim trying to pretend all this wasn't happening, Gir bugging my rat some more, Dragon watching my TV, Me drawing, and Dib talking to me and Dragon about how Zim is really an alien and how BigFoot uses the belt sander( though we weren't concentrating on most of the stuff he was saying). We eventually all fell asleep, Zim was in my closet, Gir was in my stuffed animal pile, Dragon on my beanbag chair with the TV still blaring, Dib under my desk, and me on my 'love of the bizarre' foam wedge.
The next morning, we woke up early and got ready. My mom came up to me, "Ok Megan, let's go get your friends" she said. "they already got here an hour ago." I lied, "so let's go to Disney land!!"
So with that my mom, my sister, my uncle, Zim, Dib, Gir, Dragon, me, and a whole bunch of snacks got in to the truck. We were just about to leave when suddenly there was a thump in the truck bed. We all looked out the back window, and there sat Angel610 with her face against the glass screaming "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!". "Mom, can we take her? pweeeeeze?" I said with puppy dog eyes. "Ok" my mom said "but if we pick up any more freaks along the road, they stay in the truck bed."
It had been an hour, then my sister asked " How many more hours till we get to Disney Land?". "Oh, about 9 or 10" my mom replied. Zim and Dib gasped in horror. Dib screamed " I'M STUCK IN A CAR WITH A HOMICIDAL MANIAC!" "Me? A homicidal maniac? I'm not a homicidal maniac, THIS is a homicidal maniac!" just then I pulled Nny out of my pocket and showed him to Dib. Nny waved to Dib, then I stuffed him back into my pocket.
A very stupid idea came to my head, so I did it. I handed a cd to my uncle, " go to number 15" I said, so he did. Then the music played. " It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all!!".
Gir then stopped eating the snacks and started singing with the cd. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" we all screamed.
Whew!! that took more time then i thought it would, it's now 12:41am, but i did it!!!! pweeeeeze READ+REVIEW, it will make me happy!
